Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy!

[Hollycat]

Welcome to EOFF, the oldest and greatest of all Final Fantasy Fansites. We would be very happy to have you join our site and so we have prepared this page as a place where some of the members of our site can tell you about EOFF.

I am the Hypoallergenic Cactuar, commonly known as HC, and the host for this event. I joined in April of 2010, and quickly came to find that the people here are very kind and genuinely care about the members. There are a lot of fun things to do here including events, riddles threads, and discussion about various games. We have Mafia games, tournaments, and our own awards ceremonies!

Please read on to hear from some of our members what they enjoy about EOFF, and why they joined.

[Jiro]

uhhh well I'm Jiro and I joined back in like, '04, because EoFF had some pretty sweet images of chocobos. I also liked Final Fantasy and thought I was top shit when it came to playing them. I liked the riddle threads and the funny captions threads (we should do them again) and, in general, the lower fora were a pretty neat place.

Then somehow I ate the apple of eden and visited the General Fora and life were never the same.

[Pike]

I'm Pike, I joined in 2005 and I can't remember why! I think someone dragged me here or something. MILF maybe? I can't remember!

Anyways I'm actually a terrible member who does terrible things like mysteriously disappear for months at a time but I usually come crawling back.

Anyone who is looking for extra funtime fun should pop into our chatroom, as well!

[Pheesh]

See below - J

[Jiro]

Serious posts only, that goes for all ya - J

[Bubba]

I'm Bubbaforever and I'm a pretty new member of the forums. My main two reasons for joining are...

1) Big fan of the FF games I've played (VII, VIII, X & XII) and am keen to play the rest
2) It was the only forum I could find that I could access from work

It turns out that all the regulars (and irregulars!) on this site are a top bunch and I find myself on here more often than not. Especially as I've just started my first run of FFVI and everyone's been really helpful with hints and tips (whilst being careful not to reveal any spoilers!)

I'm also extremely anal about good punctuation, grammar and spelling which I'm pleased to say are of an exceptionally high standard here!

[Pumpkin]

Hi, I'm shion and I am still a n00b. I joined this site for help with playing the Final Fantasy games and then I realized that the other members are good for all sorts of advice, and now I no longer have to call specialists for anything anymore. :monster:

[Freya]

Hi I'm Freya, and I'm an Addict.

I've been a member since 2004. This is my internet home! I sometimes try to hide and run away from it but I always come back. My activity comes and goes in spurts. Sometimes I post in near every thread and then others I might only post once a week. But I'm always lurking.

I came here because I had an obsession with Final Fantasy IX and I recently bought it again (at that time) so I was looking for walkthroughs and help on stuff. Then I just... stayed. I've made friends here and even had a few relationships. It's been the bane of my existence, I am an EoFF addict.

[Jentleness]

Hello, I'm Jen and I originally signed up in 2003 but took a hiatus from the forum between 2005 and December of 2010. When I came back I discovered all but my very first post had been deleted. So, here it is, my first EoFF post: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-x/32626-fortune-spheres.html As you can see, I was in search of Fortune Spheres in Final Fantasy X! :hello:

[Wolf Kanno]

I'm Wolf Kanno, I joined back in October of 2006, so about five years ago. I lost my original forum the Ethos Sanctuary and decided to move on to another gaming series I loved which was Final Fantasy. I stay for the arguments and the fact that my relation with the series is like a bad relationship your friends tell you to get out of. For the most part, I'm here to talk about FF and gaming so most people will only see me in the lower forums. The people I talk to are opinionated but fun to argue and debate with so its all good.

:tonberry: :cactuar: :goomba: :rabite: :magus: :megamanx: :mamu: :ffvisad: :vivi: :simon: :yamete: :reverie: :onnanoko: :plumcheer:

[Tigmafuzz]

I joined in early '05, because I love Final Fantasy with all my heart. Almost as much as Doritos.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d111/monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey/1208400586027.jpg

[demondude]

I joined in 2007 and throughout my tenure as forum idiot, everybody has hated me at least once, if not for the entirety of my membership. I've been banned a million times and this forum has crafted me into an entirely undesirable human being.

I've met some okay people, including a lady who thinks she's a robot and draws Mass Effect porn, some Aussie bloke who at one point I was conspiring to take over the world with, some racecar driving smurf who I pretend to hate, and a lady with a cherry on her tit.

Don't join.

Edit: Cheers, but I did used to be a fairly horrendous member. I found these as humorous examples of the general shared opinion.


fancy losing that to demondude, what a kick to the balls


But that's because you [me] can't seem to stop your idiotic posting and so we're forced to see your name every 35 seconds.


Sure it is. I was the first to say you should be banned, although I said from EoFF itself


so uh. . . gosh how does it feel to have such popular opinion against you? I'd be sad by now!


Now lay off Demon Dude

<3

[fire_of_avalon]

Hi. I'm foa. I joined in 2003.

People seem to like me, especially when I'm angry. I'm like a reverse hulk.

EDIT: Also, I have never hated demondude.

[The Man]

I've wasted almost ten years of my life on message boards thanks to this site. I probably would never have seen the appeal in them if not for the huge number of people with absurd amounts of knowledge who posted here. Nine and a half years later most of said people rarely post anymore and I barely feel like I know anyone, but there are still a lot of people with a lot of knowledge and I keep reading this board because of them. There are probably still lots of good times to be had here for people who aren't horribly jaded like I am, but even I still manage to find enough entertainment here to keep reading threads and making a few posts a week. Also I'm fairly sure I would have over ten thousand posts if they hadn't been pruned, which probably indicates that it managed to hold my interest for a fairly long period of time, although there are several other sites where I also have (or had) over ten thousand posts so I guess that's not that notable.

I also have never hated demondude and in fact I have no idea why he was ever even banned any of the times he was banned.

[Freya]

I've met some okay people, including a lady who thinks she's a robot and draws Mass Effect porn, .
HEY THAT"S ME!

[Tigmafuzz]

I don't think I've ever hated demondude either. Although I was gone for a while. Maybe I just don't remember.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d111/monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey/bananaphone-1.jpg

[TrollHunter]

I joined in March of 2011. I enjoy posting things that I soon find myself regretting, putting up innapropriate sigs that get taken down within a few days of them being put up and long walks on the beach.
I'm still a complete noob to the forum and will probably continue with such a title until I leave the forum forever due to me going insane (probably because of the forum itself).

Edit #1: and I love demondude with the passion of a thousand homosexual suns.

[Old Manus]

Oh God this is cringeworthy.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Hi, I'm Sharky.

FOA is the sweetest, nicest bundle of rage and fury you will ever meet.

NCG has ears that he rents out to the government to monitor ocean floor seismic activity, but he's a bro.

Demondude has the personality of a rancid sack of crocodile vomit.

Shlupquack is harmless.

So, have fun.

[Rostum]

I joined in 2003, lurked a year before that. Since then I've contributed absolutely nothing to these here forums.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Joined in March '06 because I saw a thread about Monkey Island, was very active, left and returned a few times, made some great friends, started a revolution against the staff and posted with Fatal Impurity's second account, got banned, got unbanned, became active again, got back in touch with some great people...and that is all so far.

[♫♪♫‼Polly‼♪♫♪]

i joined yesterday. i don't know why. this place doesn't even have chocobo's dungeon avatars. i wanted to be shiroma but i had to be aya. i'm sad now. this site has already robbed me of my humanity. :)

[GhandiOwnsYou]

I joined... God only knows how long ago. I think i may be in running for most invisible member. I showed up in middle school trying to hunt down walkthrough guides for FFVIII, and ended up being drawn into several debates in that forum (height of the R=U arguments...) Now I'm 25, married, and for some reason, I keep coming back. Ninja Style. invisible like. I've watched more members get banned and unbanned than I can remember. I swear, it seems like the worlds most finicky parole board sometimes. Good people abound though, and there's good conversation to be had. Definitely one of the more congenial boards out here.

[chionos]

Hi, I'm Chionos, and I want YOU to like EoFF as much as I do. Who am I, you ask? Well, more like who WAS I. I'm nobody now, but I used to be somebody. When I joined EoFF many eons ago, I did so on a whim. I might not have stayed but I happened to stumble into chat and met a couple people that were super nice and had some really righteous koolaid, and let me tell ya, I was thirsty. Hahaha. So anyway, those people were Wishing Star, who has since disappeared, and someone who you've probably already heard about since his fame has moved beyond even the walls of this forum, Loony BoB. Everything you've heard about him is true. He IS a git. But he's the most loveable kiwi git EVER. If you're a guy, you don't have to worry about him mackin on your girl, this guy's stalker days are OVER. If you're a girl, disregard what I said to the guys and watch you're smurfing back. He's a freak ladies, a freak. Speaking of smurfs, you'll see that word come up a lot, because we're not allowed to say fuck up in this bitch. So every time we say fuck it gets automatically translated through the power of the internet into fuck. Haha, well that probably didn't make any sense since I just said fuck both times, and both fucks got fucking switched, but you get the fucking idea I think. Oh and by golly you'll see a lot of shits too, young ones. And that's ok. If you're a guy, it'll be loads of fun, obviously, but if you're a girl just fling your shit all over the place and you'll quickly realize how much fun shits can be. Woo! Especially fuck shits. They're the bees' knees, yeah?
You'll get to know who's who rather quickly, because EoFF fosters an atmosphere of spamorific spamificity. Equal opportunity attention whores, that's us!

Be sure, I'm being serious now, be absolutely sure that you know which FF is the best, and also which is the worst. Members have been banned for not knowing which FF is the best at a crucial moment. Also, use roman numerals, not numbers to refer to the numbered entries in the series. FFVI not FF6. Staff will think you're a spambot if you say FF6. You might just get away with it if you were to say, "FF6 is the best FF" just because FF6 is, in fact, the best FF, but you wouldn't be so lucky with any of the other games.

In all honesty, I've been here for 12 years almost. There's no other forum like it, and I've belonged to many. There's no better staff, and there's no better group of members than that which exists here.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Haha chionos, that was epic. :hahaha: