Hello all

[hanabboi4]

Im really new to this so I hope I can pick up fast:)

[Jiro]

I'm sure you'll be fine :)

[Melissaur]

Hello Welcome! I love how this Fall has been the season for newbies!! This makes Melissaur really happy.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Oh listen to me, child of Eyes on Final Fantasy
Pull up a chair and listen avidly

Hear me now and hear me well
Or you shall be in the banned ones' hell

Never believe that people are shells
To be bullied or trolled or insulted or felled
For now you hear what I must tell
The story of my visit to the banned ones' hell

Many we were, alone and forlorn
For trolling or flaming, or posting porn
The staff had us banned and they threw away the key
And if you do not heed me banned you will be

So be kind to your fellows and kind to your friends
Or your time in the forum soon must end
Once banned you turn round a poignant bend
In your life and your soul
'Til the very end

So heed my words child of Eoff
Be you Sally or Susan or Gary or Geoff
For never again shall you see the forum's banner
If you become but a flamer, a troll or a spammer

Listen well and you shall see
But if not, soon to be banned shall ye be

[Melissaur]

I am very pleased! I shall have this printed and framed

[Jiro]

This makes Melissaur really happy.

I smell a name change.

[Melissaur]

WELL. Everyone seems to like it better. So maybe

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I am very pleased! I shall have this printed and framed

Where are you going to hang it? xD

Oh, and I like your current name a lot, but Melissaur is cool too.

[chionos]

Hi han, I'm sorry these prissy narcissists hijacked your thread. But get used to it. :kakapo:

[Melissaur]

*gives Chionos a cookie*

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Hi han, I'm sorry these prissy narcissists hijacked your thread. But get used to it. :kakapo:

Oh no I'm a narcissist. I'm going to have to pare down my time in front of the mirror to a mere 2 hours per day. :P


*gives Chionos a cookie*

D:

[chionos]

*gives Chionos a cookie*

You call this a cookie? Why in my day, cookies were 90% sawdust, 5% horse piss, and 25% good honest hard work. What's that? 120% too much for ya? Why in my day 120% WAS 100%. Your sissy lily-livered politicians and scientists got together and changed 120% to 100% to make it easier on you poor wimps. Cause you can't HANDLE 120%.

*grumble*

Oh don't whine, you snivelin' pile of eye-crust, I'll eat your dern cookie, just get me some dog vomit to wash it down with.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

*gives Chionos a cookie*

You call this a cookie? Why in my day, cookies were 90% sawdust, 5% horse piss, and 25% good honest hard work. What's that? 120% too much for ya? Why in my day 120% WAS 100%. Your sissy lily-livered politicians and scientists got together and changed 120% to 100% to make it easier on you poor wimps. Cause you can't HANDLE 120%.

*grumble*

Oh don't whine, you snivelin' pile of eye-crust, I'll eat your dern cookie, just get me some dog vomit to wash it down with.

Dog vomit?!? D: