BAN SKYRIM??

[Hollycat]

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5

(https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5)Whereas videogaming has proven to cause social, ethical and health problems in people of all ages, (https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5)
Whereas sexual perversion and homosexuality are threatening to destroy the Christian foundations on which this nation was built, (https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5)
Whereas a new video game has just been created that far exceeds any others in the psychological and spiritual damage it does to teens, (https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5)
We, the American people, today ask you, (https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5)
1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment. (https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5)
2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet. (https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5)
3) To prosecute the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law. (https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5)
4) To create a national database of videogame avatars and "screen names" so that teenagers can be better monitored.



L (https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5)ook at the signatures.

[Slothy]

I'm fairly certain that petition was made as a joke since not only did they name the wrong company as the developer of Skyrim, but it's almost too ridiculous to take seriously.

Even if it was a serious petition though, you can't actually do any of the things they're asking for in it, so fuck 'em.

[Laddy]

SkyRim sounds like a gay porno that doesn't exist, Skyrim sounds like a game that isn't half as bad as most of the games out there.

[Madame Adequate]

Blizzard's SkyRim sounds a lot more metal than Bethesda's does. I need to play me a vidya that can kill me!

[Pheesh]

Sounds like a joke that was influenced by this article (http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/)... which is also a joke.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

Eh, i think you're giving people to much credit. It's shocking how many morons think christwire is a legit website, especially if they only read one article from an outside link. My bet? Someone posted a link, their weird alarmist uncle saw it on facebook and decided to blow the lid off this satanic homo indoctrinating video game before anyone could properly slap him in the face.