ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RIDE IN THE CHOCOBO RODEO????

[Jessweeee♪]

Final Fantasy XIII-2 Soundtrack - Crazy Chocobo - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEUOOgNzOv4)

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GAS HIM UP WITH GREENS AND LET HIM GO
STAND BACK STAND CLEAR AS HE PUTS ON A SHOW
SO CUTE SO FIERCE HE'S FROM HELL
I CAN NOT TELL YOU I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW

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SO YOU WANNA BE A TRAILBLAZER
KICK UP DIRT LIKE A HELLRAISER
TAKE THE REIGNS BUT DON'T REACT SLOW
IT'S TIME TO FEEL THE FORCE OF THIS CHOCOBO

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SO YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE THIS CHOCOBO
GOT CHOCOBUCKS YOU BETTER PUT THEM ON THE CHOCOBO
SADDLE UP IF YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE IN THIS RODEO
ARE WE IN HELL I DON'T KNOW

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IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA HIDE, THERE'S CHOCOBO
EVERYBODY'S GONNA WANNA RIDE YOUR CHOCOBO
THIS CHOCOBO'S GOT STYLE IN THE CHOCORODEO
GONNA RIDE 'EM STRAIGHT THROUGH HELL IN THIS CHOCOBO RODEO

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[chionos]

You are an amazing person.

I'd have preferred it without the lyrics actually, but whatyagonnadoTM.
I like that there's more than one chocobo theme, 3 that I've seen. Maybe more?

[Jessweeee♪]

Yeah, a Golden Saucer like place has been hinted at, and "chocobucks" implies to me that this is where that is, so I think they have like a chocobo equivalent to monster truck rallies and that's why the lyrics are so over the top. Or maybe like, professional chocobo racing?

[chionos]

Yeah, a Golden Saucer like place has been hinted at, and "chocobucks" implies to me that this is where that is, so I think they have like a chocobo equivalent to monster truck rallies and that's why the lyrics are so over the top. Or maybe like, professional chocobo racing?

You better not be lying. FFXIII-2 is shaping up to be the FF FFXIII should have been.

[Jessweeee♪]

Wrestling. I meant professional chocobo wrestling.

[Laddy]

Final Fantasy got 200% manlier.

[Sylvie]

Why would Squenix do this? What a titty idea. This is smurfing hilarious, I can't stop laughing.

Here's footage of this embarrassing crap.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmDRNa0zmr0)

[Jessweeee♪]

Oh god this is going to be even more misunderstood than the laughing scene, isn't it? I can just see it now, no one will see it for the kind of funny parody it is and think this is Uematsu's genuine attempt at a metal masterpiece.

[Sylvie]

I think it's hilarious because it's stupid as tit, regardless of the intentions.

But out of curiosity, what proof do you have that Square-Enix isn't trying to be badass/cool? What's the parody? I'm not saying it's an attempt at a masterpiece, but I don't see why they would incorporate this kind of stupid crap as a joke when most of the target audience probably isn't going to understand the humor.

[FFIX Choco Boy]

I like it. You can't go wrong with chocobo.

[CimminyCricket]

I don't know if I'll ever be able to look at a chocobo without thinking of whether or not I'm bad enough to ride it.

[Jiro]

I hope I'm a bad enough dude

[Jessweeee♪]

I think it's hilarious because it's stupid as tit, regardless of the intentions.

But out of curiosity, what proof do you have that Square-Enix isn't trying to be badass/cool? What's the parody? I'm not saying it's an attempt at a masterpiece, but I don't see why they would incorporate this kind of stupid crap as a joke when most of the target audience probably isn't going to understand the humor.

I don't think it's hard to understand. "Ha ha! It is a song about how this cute fluffy bird is a bad ass out of hell."

[Sylvie]

I don't think the majority of the fanbase is going to assume that Square-Enix put this Limp Bizkit atrocity into the game as some sort of tongue-in-cheek joke. We might find it funny in that way, but I think a lot of people who are buying Final Fantasy games are children and less well-humored people. I think this is the same angle that was attempted when Rammstein was included in the Final Fantasy X soundtrack. Like, trying to be relatable. Young people like rap-rock/nu-metal and cheap death metal. They even tried introducing a black guy in Final Fantasy VII and I can't think of a single aspect of Barret's character that isn't a ham-fisted racial slur in some manner.

I'm still convinced that the company has no idea what they're doing.

[Jessweeee♪]

But Rammstein was not in FFX. Uematsu composed that and some guy named Bill Muir, a man from a straight edge bluegrass band in Kansas sang it :confused:

[Sylvie]

My apologies, I didn't look up my facts before making a statement.