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[fire_of_avalon]

If I had sufficient disposable income I would hire someone to be a bedwarmer. Basically about 15 minutes before I was ready for bed, they'd climb in to warm it up, make it nice and toasty. Then they would leave.

I know. First world problem. Don't worry, I feel guilty.

Tell me some minor inconveniences you'd like someone to take care of for you.

[Parker]

ahem, hot water bottle? electric blanket?


my minor inconvenience is my inability to play an instrument. someone come to my room while I sleep and kinda move my hands on the guitar or piano or w/e, so muscle memory sort of establishes itself and i can then play a little better when i wake up.

[Shlup]

I just turn on a heating pad for awhile before I fall asleep. Otherwise it takes my toes a couple of hours to warm up, and it's hard to sleep with ice toes.

[Peegee]

somebody should play dc universe online for me while i am afk or at work.

[Pike]

I think someone should just go to work for me.

[Psychotic]

I would actually be incredibly amazing at that job. My body runs at a really high temperature naturally. Everyone says I'm fun to cuddle with! :jess:

I would like to never have to shave/grow a beard again. Just have my facial hair be at whatever length I wanted whenever I wanted without having to go through that hassle.

[Raistlin]

I would like to never have to shave/grow a beard again. Just have my facial hair be at whatever length I wanted whenever I wanted without having to go through that hassle.

Yes. So very this.

Someone also needs to cook for me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I would like to never have to shave/grow a beard again. Just have my facial hair be at whatever length I wanted whenever I wanted without having to go through that hassle.
That would pretty much be the best thing ever.

I'd like someone to organize all my music and videos when I downloaded them. I don't really need to keep the codec and the uploader in the title when I watch House.

[Pike]

I thought of another one.

I need someone to organize the folder where I dump every single image that I save off of the internet.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Someone could totally organize my reaction folder for me. That would be awesome.

[Pike]

I started once. Actually wait that's a lie, I just have a folder called "Reaction Faces". (I also have folders called "Trolling", "Rage Thread Fodder", "Doubles", etc. because I am a terrible human being.) I also have a "Ponies" folder.

But the big monster folder is one that I don't want to have to sort through D:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Every once in a while I'll go through and organize my pictures and label them properly, but I get bored after like five minutes and give up. :(

[Hollycat]

I'd have someone do all of my schoolwork. Forever. I am so easily distracted.

[TrollHunter]

Someone to organize all my music and game files... and relocate them to my itunes and emulators respectively. It's such a pain in the ass to do so myself.

[Clo]

I'm looking for a personal assistant that will

let me ride their back to work
dispose of all my enemies
restock my fridge

[Laddy]

I want someone who could post for me and be witty.

[chionos]

I would like to never have to shave/grow a beard again. Just have my facial hair be at whatever length I wanted whenever I wanted without having to go through that hassle.

Yes. So very this.

Someone also needs to cook for me.

I think I can kill two birds with one stone here.
Raistlin, meet Fire_of_Avalon
Foa, Raistlin.

Raistlin, warm her bed, FoA cook for him and shave him while he sleeps.


I want someone who could post for me and be witty.

Yes, I can see how you would need something like that.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

If i could hire someone to properly tag my itunes library, and eliminate duplicates I would be so happy... Two deployments of stealing music from other people's hardrives has left me with a couples hundred gigs of hell.

[chionos]

If i could hire someone to properly tag my itunes library, and eliminate duplicates I would be so happy... Two deployments of stealing music from other people's hardrives has left me with a couples hundred gigs of hell.

Been there my friend. There are programs that will help you find and sort duplicates, but you still have to delete them manually. But it can turn a 100+ hour job, into a 1+ hour job.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

Heh, got a few of em. I've been running TuneUp and DeDuper for a while now, but my library has grown so large and full of corrupted files that they tend to crash/hang up after about 20%. If you know of any more suitable, then dear god clue me in. I will be forever in your debt.

[Wolf Kanno]

If I had sufficient disposable income I would hire someone to be a bedwarmer. Basically about 15 minutes before I was ready for bed, they'd climb in to warm it up, make it nice and toasty. Then they would leave.


I have a water bed, so I don't have to worry about that thankfully.

I want to hire a group of people who would remove people I find annoying from my presence. You know just point and five guys in all black appear out of nowhere and pick up the target and carry them off to some unspecified place (hopefully open traffic) and then they are gone.

[G13]

You should play Brotherhood, Wolfie.

[Pike]

So am I the only person who instantly has the phrase "SOMEONE TO GO BACK IN TIME WITH ME" pop into their head every time they see this thread title?

[NorthernChaosGod]

So am I the only person who instantly has the phrase "SOMEONE TO GO BACK IN TIME WITH ME" pop into their head every time they see this thread title?
Maybe. I had that tornado JO buddy thing pop in earlier. =\