Corrupt a Wish: the game

[Bubba]

Granted. Summer is here. It is accompanied by a nuclear holocaust and all life on the planet ceases to exist.

I wish the next person to respond to this thread was a convicted child molester.

[Gamblet]

Granted, I am Pedobear.

I wish to undo Bubba's wish.

[Bubba]

Granted. Instead of a pedobear... you are a pedophile... but have yet to be convicted.

I wish to undo all future wishes in this thread immediately after they have been made.

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted, but they are only undone temporarily.

I wish there were no more wishes about other people's wishes.

[Jiro]

No fuck you, greedy asshole. Your wish is granted until all the children in the world die because of your horrible hate crime. Then they are all wished back with the dragon balls.

I wish I had some dragon balls ;)

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. You have the balls of a dragon, and cannot leave the house because their weight would tear the skin off your entire perineum if you were to stand.

I wish I were a sentient ethereal being that only existed on a spiritual realm.

[Jiro]

Granted. Enjoy your solitary existence without the ability to interact with anything or do anything or ANYTHING ANYTHING.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

[Bubba]

Granted.

You are the skeletal remains of Sid Vicious. The flower in your hair is Oleander. While this poses no danger to a decomposed punk rocker... if anyone happened upon your remains and this flower... they would be at a risk of being poisoned as Oleander infects your nervous, digestive and cardiovascular system... all at the same time. This would lead to tremors, seizures, comas and most commonly... death.

I wish more people would post in this thread as it is awesome.

[Shaibana]

granted: the spamflood is unstoppeble!!

i wish its 15 celcius outside here

[Jiro]

Wish granted, but it is raining horizontally and stabbing you in the eyeballs.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[leader of mortals]

Granted, your lips are sewn shut and your stomach is removed.

I wish I had some Pepsi

[Bubba]

Granted.

You have a glass of Pepsi that is a laced with a love potion. The instant you taste it you fall madly in love with NorthernChaosGod. You spend four hours furiously masturbating over him until the effects wear off. Then, disgusted at what you have done, you take your own life.

I wish I was half-decent at Starcraft so I could put up more of a fight in the challenge this Saturday.

[Hollycat]

Granted, you are now so good that even the koreans fear you and thus eventually, everyone fears to play you.

I wish I had glasses that played any movie I could think of in blu ray quality and had a projection mode.

[Jinx]

Granted, but the only movie you can watch is Glitter, starring Miss Mariah Carey.

I wish I had a brand new sex-mobile car.

[Shaibana]

granted.. you get a 30 cm sex-mobile car that just wont stop humping your legg.

i wish my dog listens to me

[Jiro]

Granted, but now your dog can talk and always argues with you.

I wish the windows were clean.

[Bubba]

Granted. However, right outside your window you see your parents having sex.

I wish it was two weeks from today as I'll be on my way to New York.

[Shaibana]

granted: the callender skips to weeks... However you missed your flight/train (or whatever).. so yr not on yr way ^^

i wish i had some ice

[Gamblet]

Granted, you have some ice, but it is made out of dog's urine.

I wish I had an alien spaceship.

[Shaibana]

granted, but as you take of in space you reealise you dont know how to fly it.
you will dwell forever in space untill you die of starvation or run out of oxigen.

i wish im not bored anymore

[Jiro]

Granted, you have so many things to do that you can't decide which to do first and explode.

I wish the sun was warmer.

[Hollycat]

The sun now converts more energy to heat than light, thus now the earth is actually colder, although the sun is warmer since heat can't travel through space.

I wish Jiro would marry grandma pickle.

[Sephex]

But the marriage in annulled five minutes after it starts.

I wish I had a wish that wouldn't be corrupted.

[Hollycat]

We have already gone down this road. So I'm changing your wish to:
I wish I lived in a theartre that showed 24 hour gay porn and all the doors were locked.

Granted.



I wish Warriors orochi 3 was on the vita and in FREAKING ENGLISH.

[Jiro]

Granted, but it causes weird graphical glitches, rendering it unplayable.

I wish I could surf.

[Shaibana]

granted. you could surf.. but not anymore

i wish for a bottle of fanta

[leader of mortals]

Granted. You get the an empty bottle owned by a person named Fanta, and she's very pissed that you stole her bottle.

I wish I were home right now.

[Sephex]

We have already gone down this road. So I'm changing your wish to:
I wish I lived in a theartre that showed 24 hour gay porn and all the doors were locked.

Granted.



I wish Warriors orochi 3 was on the vita and in FREAKING ENGLISH.

If the doors were locked 24 hours a day there would be no way I, nor anyone, would be able to get in the theater in the first place! REVERSE CORRUPTION!

...

Okay, I'll play by the rules from now on.


Granted. You get the an empty bottle owned by a person named Fanta, and she's very pissed that you stole her bottle.

I wish I were home right now.

Granted, but next time you leave the house it will take ten times longer to get home than the longest it ever took you to get home.

I wish that I could teleport to where I want without any harm befalling me or anyone I care about.

[leader of mortals]

Granted, but the teleportation strips you of your feelings, so, while you aren't actually harmed in any way, you are completely emotionless for the rest of your life.

[MJN SEIFER]

You've halted the game, you realize that right?!

Or is someone else making a wish now?

[Hollycat]

I wish for a Scootaloo episode.

[Shaibana]

granted: but it apears to be the final episide ever!!!

i wish for 8 hours of good sleep

[MJN SEIFER]

Granted, but only your sleep is good. Your dreams on the other hand are horrifying, and you can't wake up from them for eight whole hours, because technically, that's what you wished for.

I wish that it was possible for me to enter any TV series I choose to (live action or cartoon) an be part of it, as though it was real.

[Shaibana]

granted, but your the black guy, so you die first

p.s i hope i dont offend anyone with it..

i wish the zombie apocalypse starts

[Gamblet]

It starts from YOU! So, no fun for you.

I wish for a large hamburger..

[Shaibana]

granted: its so large that it contains a whole cow... with hair and all.. and the intestinse etc..
and its your grandmother who made it.. and she will not let you leave untill you finished it!!

i wish for a table

[Gamblet]

Granted, you get a table but it breaks even if a slightest thing lands on it.

I wish for a moogle.

[Bubba]

Your new moogle is a rapist.

I wish my cat would stop throwing up.

[Shaibana]

granted he starts puking

i wish for.. .. .. world peace?

[Gamblet]

Granted, you get a piece of the world and it is....a rock.

I wish for a wall.

[Shaibana]

granted
you get a wall but it surrounds you leaving you nearly no space to breathe of move

i wish im a ninja

[leader of mortals]

Granted, your father is killed and you have to find two statues and you become part of a game that has haunted and destroyed millions of people throughout the ages.


Granted, but the teleportation strips you of your feelings, so, while you aren't actually harmed in any way, you are completely emotionless for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go back in time to when I made this post and make a wish.

[Hollycat]

Granted, but your new wish led to the same thing happening.

I wish I was fluent in every language.

[KentaRawr!]

Granted, but you lose your voice permanently, as well as control over your arms.

I wish I had some water! I'm parched.

[Bubba]

Granted. You are given plenty of water to drink. Unfortunately, it has just been poisoned by Kefka. You subsequently choke to death.

I wish that Man City do not win against Man Utd in two-and-half hours.

Please someone grant this within this time frame!

[Bubba]

My wish can no longer be granted. City beat Utd.

Go fuck yourselves.

This thread is now closed.

[Shaibana]

no its not!!! D: u can not stop us from corrupting yopur wish!!

[Hollycat]

Due to your response Bubba, the forum gods have decided to replace all your favorite things with Rebecca Black.

I wish I could find peace.

[vesshusban]

you find peace by an lighting bot hitting you and killing you

I wish I could summon

[DarkBahamut]

Granted, but you summon a wild bear that eats your organs in front of you.

I wish I could sh*t rainbows.

[Hollycat]

granted Nyan Cat.


I wish for a sish with a fish and a kitty.

[Bubba]

Granted. All three arrive and immediately set fire to your house.

I wish I could have sex this weekend. With a female. A human ​female.

[Hollycat]

Granted. All three arrive and immediately set fire to your house.

I wish I could have sex this weekend. With a female. A human ​female.

Rosie O Donell

I wish for half life 2 episode 3

[Sylvie]

You get episode 3, but it's in the form of an interactive VHS, which has been taped over with extremely well-filmed and graphically macabre child porn.

I wish for for the sex nectar of a female colony.