Utensils

[Agent Proto]

Considering the upcoming Ciddies will be food-themed, I have a question for you. How do you attack your food? :bigsmile:

Your weapons of choice are the following.

"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!"
Forking forks, motherforkers.
Knife to meet you. *slices*
Uh... Spork?
Chopsticks!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzjHgMENrc)
Utensils? Who needs em? I eat with my bare hands! *nomnomnom*

Edit: Oh, looks like I forgot to include chop-sticks! So if a staffer can include that in the poll, that would be great.

[chionos]

I eat sans utensils if at all possible. Not that I'm not into forking, but fingers were made for licking.

[fire_of_avalon]

I eat with my bear hands.

http://gruntlings.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bearhands.jpg

[Peegee]

i am INCREDIBLY amused by people who can't use chopsticks.

[rubah]

whatever is convenient. If that means salad with chopsticks, so be it.

[Laddy]

Sporks are the Red Mages of the utensil world.

[randybug]

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[Shlup]

i am INCREDIBLY amused by people who can't use chopsticks.
Did you get to see Ashley try and use chopsticks when you were down? She is physically incapable of using chopsticks because her fingers are so double jointed. It's adorable. She keeps a pair of chopstick kiddie clips in her purse.

[Peegee]

i am INCREDIBLY amused by people who can't use chopsticks.
Did you get to see Ashley try and use chopsticks when you were down? She is physically incapable of using chopsticks because her fingers are so double jointed. It's adorable. She keeps a pair of chopstick kiddie clips in her purse.

no :(
you almost made me want to visit you again. Almost.

[Shlup]

She moved to Northern California anyway. Go visit Del and Miriel! They said you can totally stay with them for a month!

[Jiro]

I like to eat with chopsticks whenever convenient but other than that, I'm just a fork/spoon kind of guy. Knives aren't for eating, they're for stabbing.

[Agent Proto]

Knives are for slicing and dicing. Not stabbing your food. That's what forks are good for. Haven't you noticed how you never stab your food with a knife?

[G13]

I use whatever utensil the food calls for, like a normal person.

[Jiro]

I cut my food with the side of my fork or spoon. Knives are for stabbing (people/things/not food).

[Levian]

Chopsticks are just giant tooth picks really. They're nosepicks. That's what they are.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Knives are for slicing and dicing. Not stabbing your food. That's what forks are good for. Haven't you noticed how you never stab your food with a knife?
I think that's because most people have access to a knife and a fork when they're using the knife.

[Sylvie]

I honestly prefer to use chopsticks when they're available. I can eat food quickest and easiest with them. But I'm not a douche, so I only use them when it's appropriate (Asian restaurants and at home, mainly.)

However, I did carve a pair of chopsticks out of sticks when I was in the woods in order to eat the noodles I brought with me.

[Bubba]

I can use chopsticks but I'm never able to get a satisfyingly big mouthful with them. I always revert to a fork before the end of any Oriental meal.

I like to keep people guessing.

Occasionally, I will eat a plate of chips using just a knife. That's right... I live life on the edge.

[Sylvie]

Occasionally, I will eat a plate of chips using just a knife. That's right... I live life on the edge.
That's not punny!

[Clo]

Tonka toy bulldozers.