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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:00 PM
It's Finally Here!
Ciddies 21: December 2011 Revelations
52 Awards
46 Voters
2,383 Votes
1 Host
10 Presenters
2 Days
3 Cans of Vanilla Coke
Over 1 Million Served
And a Partridge in an Pear Tree

Let's get this party started! This is going to go fast and furious (I hope), but there are some fun things in store. I got speeches for almost all awards, so a special thanks to my speech writers: Jiro, foa, and Lynx espcially for picking up the slack near the end, but I won't count out Shiny, Psychotic, G13, Laddy, Bubbaforever, chionos, and Rantzien for their contributions.

We're going to go a little out of order this time around because I want to give special attention to the road less traveled when it comes to Ciddies, aka the FF section of the forums. So please join me first in the General Final Fantasy forum for the presentation of those awards.

Also, to make sure I'm not talking to myself here, I will require at least two different members to post in this thread before I start the awards. Don't worry, I'm not BoB, so I won't require needless filler posts once we get going.

One half of the Ciddies will be presented today, with the other half revealed on December 26. In the meantime I will have a few extra things to share with you all.

EDIT: Look a vote tally!

Ciddies Awardshttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/Ciddiebite.gif


1. Best Member
fire_of_avalon........................47
Del Murder............................45
Jiro..................................42
Pike..................................35
Rantz Rantz Revolution................33
NorthernChaosGod......................24
ShlupQuack............................20
RSL....................................3
RSL's hat..............................2
RSL's left sock........................1

2. Best Male
sharkythesharkdogg....................14
Jiro...................................6
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................6
Del Murder.............................5
blackmage_nuke.........................4
NorthernChaosGod.......................4
Psychotic..............................4
RSL....................................1

3. Best Female
fire_of_avalon........................11
Pike..................................10
ShlupQuack.............................8
shion..................................7
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air............4
Jessweeee♪.............................3
RSL....................................1

4. Best Administrator
Del Murder............................12
Loony BoB.............................11
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................9
ShlupQuack.............................5
Psychotic..............................3
Roogle.................................3
RSL....................................1

5. Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon........................14
Jiro...................................9
Wolf Kanno.............................7
Jessweeee♪.............................4
Shiny..................................3
G13....................................2
Levian.................................2
RSL....................................1

6. Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin
Marshall Banana.......................22
o_O....................................9
Baloki.................................6
Samuraid...............................3
RSL....................................1
theundeadhero..........................1

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Agent Proto...........................17
Vivi22................................12
DK.....................................5
Miriel.................................5
Ouch!..................................3
Flying Mullet..........................2
RSL....................................1

8. Best Oldbie
I'm my own MILF.......................12
Happy Noodle Boy.......................6
NorthernChaosGod.......................6
Mirage.................................5
Pike...................................5
Peegee.................................4
sharkythesharkdogg.....................4
RSL....................................1
Rostum.................................0

9. Best Veteran
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air...........12
Laddy.................................10
Kalilung...............................9
Bolivar................................7
Vincent, Thunder God...................4
RSL....................................1

10. Best Newbie
shion.................................17
Bubbaforever..........................10
TrollHunter............................9
AngelWings8............................3
Shaibana...............................3
RSL....................................1

11. Sexiest Male
Levian................................14
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................7
Jiro...................................6
sharkythesharkdogg.....................6
NorthernChaosGod.......................5
Chimp..................................2
Del Murder.............................1
RSL....................................1

12. Sexiest Female
Fujiko................................14
fire_of_avalon........................11
ShlupQuack.............................6
Rye....................................4
Shorty.................................4
Freya..................................2
RSL....................................1

13. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder............................12
Pike...................................8
Jessweeee♪.............................6
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................5
fire_of_avalon.........................4
Shiny..................................3
ShlupQuack.............................2
RSL....................................1

14. Best Avatar
Pike..................................11
Jiro...................................7
Loony BoB..............................7
Del Murder.............................5
fire_of_avalon.........................5
o_O....................................5
RSL....................................1
Shiny..................................1

15. Best Signature
Rantz Rantz Revolution................15
fire_of_avalon.........................7
Happy Noodle Boy.......................7
G13....................................5
Del Murder.............................4
RSL....................................1

16. Best Artist
Pete for President....................14
Fuzakeru..............................12
black orb..............................8
zorander...............................4
ShlupQuack.............................2
RSL....................................1

17. Best Writer
Pike..................................10
chionos................................8
Del Murder.............................8
G13....................................5
I'm my own MILF........................3
Mawir..................................3
RSL....................................1

18. Best General Forums Poster
fire_of_avalon.........................9
NorthernChaosGod.......................8
Psychotic..............................8
Pike...................................6
sharkythesharkdogg.....................4
ShlupQuack.............................4
Laddy..................................3
RSL....................................1

19. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Wolf Kanno............................16
Jessweeee♪.............................7
Bolivar................................6
Vivi22.................................6
Flying Arrow...........................4
The White Wizard of Fynn...............3
RSL....................................1

20. Best Chatter
o_O...................................17
Kalilung..............................11
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air............8
Roogle.................................3
RSL....................................1

21. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack............................13
fire_of_avalon........................12
Parker.................................9
shaibana...............................6
Freya..................................1
RSL....................................1

22. Best Thread
14 votes - http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138378-locking-down.html
8 votes - http://forums.eyesonff.com/eyes-each-other/138250-spiraling-into-depression-again-feeling-extremely-suicidal-right-now.html
7 votes - http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/138129-eyes-final-fantasy-summer-2011-census.html
6 votes - http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138562-eyesonff-member-album-thread.html
5 votes - http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/137510-great-thread-pussy-pics.html
1 vote - RSL's Birthday Thread

23. Best Post
16 votes - http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138378-locking-down.html#post3016707
9 votes - http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138814-eyes-final-fantasy-limericks-3.html#post3027301
6 votes - http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/138244-question-time.html#post3012807
6 votes - http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/137658-smurf-you-l.html#post2998820
2 votes - http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/138166-project-zomboid-fun-little-indie-zombie-survival-rpg-post3011314.html#post3011314
1 vote - http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/139993-do-you-remember.html#post3042024

24. Nicest Member
Jiro..................................12
Jessweeee♪.............................9
Pike...................................8
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................5
Levian.................................4
shion..................................3
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air............2
RSL....................................1

25. Snarkiest Member
Cuchulainn............................11
Old Manus.............................10
ShlupQuack.............................9
Raistlin...............................7
DMKA...................................4
nik0tine...............................2
Jentleness.............................1
RSL....................................1

26. Funniest Member
DK....................................11
Psychotic.............................10
sharkythesharkdogg.....................6
Del Murder.............................5
Old Manus..............................4
ShlupQuack.............................3
G13....................................2
I'm my own MILF........................1
RSL....................................1

27. Craziest Member
Rebellious Eagle......................13
Hypoallergenic Cactuar................12
Iceglow................................9
Peegee.................................6
Psychotic..............................3
Jentleness.............................1
RSL....................................1

28. Most Intimidating Member
Yeargdribble...........................9
Miriel.................................7
Raistlin...............................7
Roogle.................................7
fire_of_avalon.........................6
ShlupQuack.............................5
RSL....................................1

29. Most Delicious Member
Marshall Banana.......................17
Del Murder............................10
Levian.................................6
fire_of_avalon.........................5
Laddy..................................5
RSL....................................1

30. Most Overrated Member
Raistlin..............................10
blackmage_nuke.........................9
Peegee.................................8
Jiro...................................6
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................5
Psychotic..............................5
RSL....................................1

31. Most Missed Member
Rye...................................11
Demondude..............................9
Bunny..................................8
eestlinc...............................6
scrumpleberry..........................6
RSL....................................5

32. Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous........................11
Pike..................................10
I'm my own MILF........................9
Vivi22.................................4
Wolf Kanno.............................4
Bolivar................................2
JKTrix.................................2
RSL....................................1

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Wolf Kanno............................10
Jessweeee♪.............................9
Renmiri................................8
ShlupQuack.............................8
DMKA...................................5
Loony BoB..............................1
RSL....................................1

34. Most Helpful Member
Rantz Rantz Revolution................17
o_O...................................12
Wolf Kanno.............................6
Loony BoB..............................5
Jiro...................................3
Marshall Banana........................1
RSL....................................1

35. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel...................20
I'm my own MILF & Pike................10
o_O & Fujiko...........................9
Loony BoB & smittenkitten..............4
RSL & RSL's hat........................1

Most Likely to...

36. Become a Cid's Knight
Vivi22................................15
Pike..................................11
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................6
Laddy..................................4
Old Manus..............................4
NorthernChaosGod.......................3
RSL....................................1

37. Get Drunk Tanked
Peegee.................................9
Iceglow................................8
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................6
Justy..................................6
NorthernChaosGod.......................6
Raistlin...............................6
Old Manus..............................2
RSL....................................1

38. Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Pike..................................16
sharkythesharkdogg.....................8
shion..................................5
Velozer0...............................5
Bubbaforever...........................4
TrollHunter............................3
Shaibana...............................2
RSL....................................1

39. Camp Out for the Midnight Release of FFXIII-2
Loony BoB.............................13
ShlupQuack.............................8
DMKA...................................7
Jessweeee♪.............................5
Wolf Kanno.............................5
Del Murder.............................4
RSL....................................1

40. Camp Out for the Midnight Release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
ShlupQuack............................13
Iceglow...............................10
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................9
Psychotic..............................5
Raistlin...............................3
Old Manus..............................2
RSL....................................1

41. Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
fire_of_avalon........................12
Agent Proto...........................10
Psychotic..............................7
Iceglow................................6
Jiro...................................6
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................2
Peegee.................................1
RSL....................................1

42. Get Hit by an Airship
Flying Arrow...........................8
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................7
Loony BoB..............................7
Raistlin...............................7
Iceglow................................6
NorthernChaosGod.......................4
Peegee.................................4
RSL....................................1

43. Be Driving the Airship
The Captain...........................15
Cid...................................13
ShlupQuack.............................7
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................4
Shiny..................................3
Jiro...................................2
RSL....................................1

44. Make a Second Account that Gets Figured Out in Five Minutes
Demondude.............................21
Genji..................................9
Iceglow................................5
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................4
eestlinc...............................2
NorthernChaosGod.......................2
RSL....................................1

45. Have Sex on the Moon
I'm my own MILF........................9
Iceglow................................8
blackmage_nuke.........................7
Pike...................................7
ShlupQuack.............................7
G13....................................5
RSL....................................1
Jiro...................................0

46. Be The Most Interesting Man in the World
The Man...............................19
blackmage_nuke.........................7
Levian.................................6
Shiny..................................6
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................4
Loony BoB..............................1
RSL....................................1

47. Be a Square-Enix Employee
Wolf Kanno............................10
Roogle.................................8
Bolivar................................7
Loony BoB..............................6
Marshall Banana........................6
ShinGundam.............................4
Del Murder.............................3
RSL....................................1

48. Be Jon Stewart
Raistlin..............................13
Del Murder............................10
The Captain............................7
Old Manus..............................6
I'm my own MILF........................5
RSL....................................1

49. Be Stephen Colbert
Psychotic.............................14
Genius Lynx...........................11
I'm my own MILF........................6
Del Murder.............................5
Pike...................................2
eestlinc...............................1
RSL....................................1
ShlupQuack.............................1

50. Get Together
NorthernChaosGod & NorthernChaosGod's collection of photos of girls that he has taken while hiding in bushes..20
sharkythesharkdogg & fire_of_avalon....9
Wolf Kanno & Bolivar...................7
Jiro & NorthernChaosGod................4
Old Manus & Award Qu...................4
RSL & RSL's hat & RSL's jacket & RSL's lucky shoes & RSL's best unicorn t-shirt & RSL's camera & RSL's duct tape & RSL's thermos of prescription cough medicine & RSL's industrial strength aerospace lubricant & RSL's lifetime pass to Sea World..1

Site Highwind - Marshall Banana
Forums Highwind - fire_of_avalon (& Rantz Rantz Revolution ;))


Cookie Awards http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/Cookie-1.png

Most Total Posts
1. Jiro - 2,831 posts
2. NorthernChaosGod - 2,661 posts
3. Del Murder - 1,690 posts

Most General Forum Posts
1. NorthernChaosGod - 2,654 posts
2. Jiro - 1,851 posts
3. Pike - 1,539 posts

Most Final Fantasy/Square-Enix Forum Posts
1. Wolf Kanno - 428 posts
2. Jiro - 284 posts
3. Del Murder - 236 posts

Most Threads Made
1. Laddy - 64 threads
2. Justy - 50 threads
3. Wolf Kanno - 46 threads

Most Final Fantasy/Square-Enix Threads Made
1. Wolf Kanno - 31 threads
2. cat121212 - 10 threads
3. SuperMillionaire - 10 threads

Most Reputation Received
1. Pike - 164 rep points
2. I'm my own MILF - 126 rep points
3. Jiro - 109 rep points

Most Reputation Given
1. NorthernChaosGod - 263 repped posts
2. Peegee - 255 repped posts
3. Pike - 240 repped posts

Laddy
12-23-2011, 09:03 PM
Fuck yeah.

Pike
12-23-2011, 09:04 PM
Reporting for duty.

Del Murder
12-23-2011, 09:05 PM
Do I count, Award Qu?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:06 PM
Thanks Laddy, Pike, and (not) Delicious Murder.

Before we get to the Ciddies, I'd like to introduce a new set of awards. They are called the Cookies. These awards are stat based and do not require voting.

The first Cookie award goes to the person who made the most posts in all forums within the last 6 months.




Jiro!

1. Jiro - 2,831 posts
2. NorthernChaosGod - 2,661 posts
3. Del Murder - 1,690 posts

Congrats! Your efforts are well appreciated.

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We will now be moving this thread to General FF for the gaming awards.

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 09:06 PM
Congrats to all the winners.

Do I win?

EDIT: 2800 and 2600 posts in 6 months? Post whores.

Hollycat
12-23-2011, 09:06 PM
I'm ready!

Laddy
12-23-2011, 09:08 PM
Yay, Jiro!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:10 PM
47. MLT Be a Square-Enix Employee
Nomination leader(s): Del Murder
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The Nominees
Bolivar
Del Murder
Loony BoB
Marshall Banana
Roogle
ShinGundam
Wolf Kanno

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:13 PM
I donít know what qualities a Square Enix employee has to have. Perhaps one of the most important qualities is to not actually like Final Fantasy at all, so that you have no qualms with working on sequels and ports and remakes etc. The point is, I really donít care. Thirteen year old Jiro realised that he was never going to work at Square Enix because he doesnít have any talents they would need.

And now, to lighten the mood somewhat, hereís some Rinoa bashing. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoD81Gy8LU0)

Our nominees donít really exhibit any qualities that would be useful at Square Enix anyway. I mean sure we have a couple of people who could work in marketing or finances and maybe, maybe web design or programming. But itís not gonna happen. Del Murder is probably closest because heís buddies with some of the folks over at SE NA after that FFXIII-2 event. Did you know that SE paid for one flight? WHY DID THEY NOT SEND ME? WHY? I HATE YOU BASTARDS, I QUIT.

Over to you, Award Qu.

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 09:15 PM
I'm pretty sure all of them could write a better story than Squeenix managed for the last half of FFXIII.

EDIT again: also you should leave a redirect for this in GC.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:17 PM
47. MLT Be a Square-Enix Employee
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RSL....................................1
Del Murder.............................3
ShinGundam.............................4
Marshall Banana........................6
Loony BoB..............................6
Bolivar................................7



Roogle.................................8
Wolf Kanno............................10

And the winner isÖ


Wolf Kanno!
So many great choices for this award...and you went with Wolf Kanno? If I wasn't too busy coding textures for FFXIII-3 I would give you all a piece of my mind.

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Raistlin
12-23-2011, 09:20 PM
I... don't get the Roogle votes. But WK deserved it.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:20 PM
42. MLT Get Hit by an Airship
Nomination leader(s): Hypoallergenic Cactuar, Iceglow, NorthernChaosGod & Peegee
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The Nominees
Flying Arrow
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
Loony BoB
NorthernChaosGod
Peegee
Raistlin

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 09:20 PM
I think we're all alone in here, Qu. Want to get... comfortable? ;D ;D

Pike
12-23-2011, 09:21 PM
I'm still here.

In the back.

Eating popcorn.

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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:22 PM
Imagine this. Youíre just walking down the street, whistling a tune, smiling and waving at the folks walking past. Itís a damn nice day, youíre wearing your favourite clothes and your walletís fat with cash. You hear a certain Scandinavian running around in the distance screaming ďToday is the day for my adventureĒ and you think, ďnah man, todayís the day for my adventureĒ.

And then a smurfing airship runs you down. What the smurf, right? What kind of jackass would just take his airship and try to sodomise you with it? It doesnít even matter though. You could try being angry, you could try to talk tit about how youíre going to beat his or her punk ass into the ground, then knead their head until the consistency of skittles is achieved, but face it pal; youíre probably lying half smurfing dead in a pool of your own blood, silently wondering why your mother always said to wear clean underwear. You werenít hit by a bus Ė it was an airship. And the surprise made you tit yourself anyway.

Great.

At least it couldnít get any worse, right? Yeah, famous last words right there.

So which of our fine cast of EoFFers is most likely to be the miserable sod all smurfed up under the airship? Award Qu will tell you, right after this commercial break.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:26 PM
42. MLT Get Hit by an Airship
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RSL....................................1
Peegee.................................4
NorthernChaosGod.......................4
Iceglow................................6
Raistlin...............................7
Loony BoB..............................7



Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................7
Flying Arrow...........................8

And the winner isÖ


Flying Arrow!
Wouldn't he pop the airship thus killing us all? OH GODS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:26 PM
I think we're all alone in here, Qu. Want to get... comfortable? ;D ;D
Sure, let me just slip out of this mumu.

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 09:28 PM
Not showing us the predictions? You mean I'm supposed to actually remember who I picked just a couple of days ago? This is bullshit.

fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 09:29 PM
I AM LATE CRAP.

Del Murder
12-23-2011, 09:29 PM
FA was one of the more ingenious nominations and I'm glad he won something.

Mister Adequate
12-23-2011, 09:29 PM
I think we're all alone in here, Qu. Want to get... comfortable? ;D ;D
Sure, let me just slip out of this mumu.

I'm sure Raist is used to his lover wearing a mumu.

Wolf Kanno
12-23-2011, 09:30 PM
I'm just annoyed because my Squenix Overlords rejected the original ending I suggested for FFXIII, that's the real reason I hate it...


The party returns to Cocoon and beats the living ever crap out of Orphan and Dysley cause they decided that if they were going to be screwed, its only fair everyone shares their fate. Cocoon powerless begins to crash down on Pulse with Lightning riding it like the cowboy from Dr. Strangelove. While this is going on Sahz and Snow murder Hope and Vanille cause they felt dying in the coming apocalypse was too good for either of them. This of course pisses off Fang and the three of them have an epic battle that makes the stuff from Advent Children look tasteful.

Sensing the upcoming Armageddon, the Chocobos watched in fear as Cocoon came crashing down on Chocogard which had abused the power of Kupo Nuts and was slowly killing off the planet from the nourishment needed for the Moogles, this is important cause the moogles are responsible for the time space continuum and thy were busy on the moon battling an evil witch moogle from the future who was trying to make the time/;space continuum all for her kupo-self. This of course got interrupted by the Moombas who lived on Pulse's second moon and were recycling all the life energy from the planet with there own cause they destroyed their previous world by creating their own version of Superslick that accidentally caused a singularity and wiped out their parallel universe.

As Cocoon crashes, Sahz reveals that the Fal'Cie are actually the souls of the dead Tonberries who created a Dream Cocoon and that is where he and Sahz were from. Originally, they intended Sahz to become Ragnarok so he could ravage the world for a thousand years until Dahj with a rag tag group of adventures including a stupid idiot for a summoner could destroy him by playing his favorite song in the world "Smack my Bitch Up" which was his wedding song with his belated wife. Snow recounts when he was traveling on Pulse as a chocobo and was an evil Dark Hero til he came upon the shrine that held his Cactuar father and he became a Monkadin. He then had to choose becoming a beach bum or a hero who would collect the crystals and restore reality, obviously he chose beach bum for the bitchin facial hair.

Fang reveals that she was killed and sent into the future to become mini-raganrok by the four fiends (Moogle, Chocobo, Cactaur, and Moomba) and eventually she would transform into her ultimate form of the Tonberry to plunge the world into an eternal time loop unitl a group of four Imps in Onion Gear would come and slay her. Lightning interupts this whole fest to reveal she's actually not really a member of the military but actually a young boy whose village was destroyed and was maimed by the evil time witch moogle, she was injected with the genes of the Chocobo and became a a chick whose mind and memories have been screwed with by the evil powers that be, she lost her memory and convinced herself that she was actually a SOL...soldier and once the Chocobos are wiped out, magic and her half chocobo self would fade into memory now that the Chocogard was going to be destroyed.

After this two hour finale, Boko of the Chocobos appears and cast Choco-Meteor with the power of the eight crystals plus one, and blows Cocoon out of the sky and wipes out humanity. Flash forward a thousand years into the future we begin where Chocobo Dungeon begins... :shifty:

That's right, XIII is a prequel to Chocobo Mystery Dungeon, we've already played Final Fantasy XV and XVI! :eek:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:30 PM
43. MLT Be Driving the Airship
Nomination leader(s): Cid, Jiro, Shiny, ShlupQuack & The Captain
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The Nominees
Cid
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Jiro
Shiny
ShlupQuack
The Captain

Pike
12-23-2011, 09:32 PM
The Nominees
Cid
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Jiro
Shiny
ShlupQuack
The Captain

I honestly can't decide whether Cid or The Captain is the funnier choice here

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:33 PM
Can you picture it? This is the best day of your life. Some distant Nigerian relative died and left you his fortune Ė and it wasnít a scam. Youíve got cash out the wazoo, so much so that youíve just bought a brand new airship. It handles like a dream, is pimped out beyond belief and youíre taking it on the maiden voyage. This is gonna be one to remember.

As you cruise past, youíre getting sweet looks from birds and dudes and ladies. Everybody wants a piece of you. Youíre on top of the world and ainít nobody can fly as high as you. You gaze out at the horizon and see a strange sight. Thereís a crazy man with a horned helmet sailing through the sky. You hear the faint sound of him shouting about adventures, before he starts his descent towards the ground. Distracted, you donít notice your own airship starting to descend.

Then it happens. Thereís a thud, a bit of a squelch, and then a crash as your airship plows into the ground. ďBallsĒ you shout, repeatedly, as you peer over the side. There, in the middle of the street, is a person, so smurfed up that you canít even tell if itís a dude or a chick. Seriously, you just smurfing nailed them with your airship. Tough break, huh? Better get on the phone to the insurance agency, because I donít think that bloody mess on the street is going to be able to do much to help you out.

And thatís the reason you hate Scandinavians.

fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 09:36 PM
TIL Mayhem applies to airships too. I saw him, hanging off the... airshippy part.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:36 PM
I'm just annoyed because my Squenix Overlords rejected the original ending I suggested for FFXIII, that's the real reason I hate it...


The party returns to Cocoon and beats the living ever crap out of Orphan and Dysley cause they decided that if they were going to be screwed, its only fair everyone shares their fate. Cocoon powerless begins to crash down on Pulse with Lightning riding it like the cowboy from Dr. Strangelove. While this is going on Sahz and Snow murder Hope and Vanille cause they felt dying in the coming apocalypse was too good for either of them. This of course pisses off Fang and the three of them have an epic battle that makes the stuff from Advent Children look tasteful.

Sensing the upcoming Armageddon, the Chocobos watched in fear as Cocoon came crashing down on Chocogard which had abused the power of Kupo Nuts and was slowly killing off the planet from the nourishment needed for the Moogles, this is important cause the moogles are responsible for the time space continuum and thy were busy on the moon battling an evil witch moogle from the future who was trying to make the time/;space continuum all for her kupo-self. This of course got interrupted by the Moombas who lived on Pulse's second moon and were recycling all the life energy from the planet with there own cause they destroyed their previous world by creating their own version of Superslick that accidentally caused a singularity and wiped out their parallel universe.

As Cocoon crashes, Sahz reveals that the Fal'Cie are actually the souls of the dead Tonberries who created a Dream Cocoon and that is where he and Sahz were from. Originally, they intended Sahz to become Ragnarok so he could ravage the world for a thousand years until Dahj with a rag tag group of adventures including a stupid idiot for a summoner could destroy him by playing his favorite song in the world "Smack my Bitch Up" which was his wedding song with his belated wife. Snow recounts when he was traveling on Pulse as a chocobo and was an evil Dark Hero til he came upon the shrine that held his Cactuar father and he became a Monkadin. He then had to choose becoming a beach bum or a hero who would collect the crystals and restore reality, obviously he chose beach bum for the bitchin facial hair.

Fang reveals that she was killed and sent into the future to become mini-raganrok by the four fiends (Moogle, Chocobo, Cactaur, and Moomba) and eventually she would transform into her ultimate form of the Tonberry to plunge the world into an eternal time loop unitl a group of four Imps in Onion Gear would come and slay her. Lightning interupts this whole fest to reveal she's actually not really a member of the military but actually a young boy whose village was destroyed and was maimed by the evil time witch moogle, she was injected with the genes of the Chocobo and became a a chick whose mind and memories have been screwed with by the evil powers that be, she lost her memory and convinced herself that she was actually a SOL...soldier and once the Chocobos are wiped out, magic and her half chocobo self would fade into memory now that the Chocogard was going to be destroyed.

After this two hour finale, Boko of the Chocobos appears and cast Choco-Meteor with the power of the eight crystals plus one, and blows Cocoon out of the sky and wipes out humanity. Flash forward a thousand years into the future we begin where Chocobo Dungeon begins... :shifty:

That's right, XIII is a prequel to Chocobo Mystery Dungeon, we've already played Final Fantasy XV and XVI! :eek:
Best acceptance speech ever.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:37 PM
43. MLT Be Driving the Airship
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RSL....................................1
Jiro...................................2
Shiny..................................3
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................4
ShlupQuack.............................7



Cid...................................13
The Captain...........................15

And the winner is…


The Captain!
Fortunately The Captain never got promoted, because 'The Commodore' doesn't fit as well with this award.

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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:39 PM
39. MLT Camp Out for the Midnight Release of FFXIII-2
Nomination leader(s): Loony BoB & ShlupQuack
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The Nominees
Del Murder
DMKA
Jessweeee♪
Loony BoB
ShlupQuack
Wolf Kanno

Pike
12-23-2011, 09:39 PM
I'm proud of you guys for voting the way you did there (Cid and The Captain). Brofist, forum.

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 09:40 PM
Cid should have won (hell, this message board used to be called The Highwind!), but The Captain was the only other logical choice. I have no idea wtf all the other voters were thinking.

fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 09:41 PM
ALL OF YOU VOTED WRONG. IT SHOULDA BEEN CID.

But I love Cap'n too, so this works well.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:41 PM
I did a midnight release once. It was for Halo 3. I preordered it from my friend who worked at GameTraders Morayfield, because I have to travel at least 40 minutes to find my nearest gaming store. Anyway, to celebrate the event, they were doing a tournament. Between like, 9pm and midnight, everyone who preordered was invited to come along and enjoy some multiplayer action in a tournament, with the winner being given their preorder free. Sweet deal, right? Now youíre all foreigners, so let me explain something. Morayfield is not a nice place to be at the best of times. It has a high crime rate, a lot of drugs and knifings and shootings. Okay, perhaps not a lot, but itís still enough to make a guy worry a bit. Now I was rolling down here late at night and what do I see but some seven foot tall guy in a long dark trench coat with piercings everywhere, a manic look on his face and a silver briefcase. Turns out the briefcase just held his snacks. Anyway, the moral of the story is that midnight releases are generally not something you would want to do. You could die. RPG fans are even more fanatical and I have no doubt our nominees will find themselves faced with a few hundred cosplayers with all sorts of replica weapons. No doubt our nominees will be counted among their number. That, of course, will be seen as a challenge and/or threat and so I can imagine the midnight release of Final Fantasy XIII-2 being filled with a battle royale between all the nerdy, weird fanatics. Iíll take my trenchcoated goth guy any day. I donít think we need to present this award. I think theyíre all hyper obsessive weirdos. But Award Qu says the show must go on, so letís see some results!

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 09:44 PM
Jessweee's insane enough to like FFXIII, so she's insane enough to do anything.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:44 PM
39. MLT Camp Out for the Midnight Release of FFXIII-2
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RSL....................................1
Del Murder.............................4
Wolf Kanno.............................5
Jessweeee♪.............................5
DMKA...................................7



ShlupQuack.............................8
Loony BoB.............................13

And the winner isÖ


Loony BoB!
He's already picked out a tent and scraped the dog poop off his spot on the sidewalk.

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Raistlin
12-23-2011, 09:45 PM
Wtf. :mad2:

I know his name says "Loony," but this is another one I don't understand.

Del Murder
12-23-2011, 09:47 PM
Wtf. :mad2:

I know his name says "Loony," but this is another one I don't understand.
If you posted in the FFXIII section you would understand. If instead of a disc the FFXIII box had a steaming pile of crap in it BoB would still defend it.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:48 PM
33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Nomination leader(s): Jessweeee♪
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The Nominees
DMKA
Jessweeee♪
Renmiri
ShlupQuack
Wolf Kanno

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:51 PM
Fangirls. When I google that, I get an image of screaming teen girls with cameras and drooling mouths. It doesnít matter what they are fangirls of, they will be excessively obsessed and kind of frightening. For those of you who arenít good at mental images, here is the one I was referencing.

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/fangirls.jpg

We here at Eyes on Final Fantasy will be the first to admit that the series has not been hitting perfection with each instalment. Vivi22 and Wolf Kanno would be the first, but they are busy fighting each other for the honour of trash talking FFXIII-2. This town ainít big enough for the both of Ďem.
(Just kidding, scared ya, didnít I?)

Anyway. The Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl Ciddie will be awarded shortly to the man, woman, boy, girl or quina that we, the normal people, deem to be the most grotesquely obsessive lunatic to walk the site.

Now that sounds harsh, and I will apologise for that, because our fanatical little friends are still beloved members of our community, as much as we like to label them weird and wrong. Despite not realising that itís not cool to love Final Fantasy these days, they still buy every game, every little collectible and perhaps even dress up.

Oh yeah. They dress up.


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A long-time fan of the moody, dark characters in video games, DMKAís favourite cosplay is, of course, none other than Vincent Valentine. He went for an artsy shot here, black and white with just a touch of colour.


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Jessweeee♪ís happy go lucky personality is just perfect for cosplaying as Selphie Tilmitt. Yes, that is Loony BoB behind her. No, he is not wearing a costume.


http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2516146/Renmiri%20Fan.png

Renmiri is a very mysterious character to me, and it is quite fitting to see Vivi Orunitia as the costume of choice! What lies under that floppy wizardís hat? Who knows!


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ShlupQuack loves kids. A lot. Not in the creepy pervert way though. One day, ShlupQuack hopes to have little ButtTheQuacklings running around causing mayhem. Thatís why ShlupQuack loves to dress up as Final Fantasyís PowerMom, Lulu.


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Wolf Kanno is a strange man. On the outside, he openly bashes Final Fantasy XIII. Do you know why he does this? Itís because his love for the game is so deep that, were he to share his true feelings, it would bear his very soul to the world. In his spare time he likes to dress up as his Final Fantasy mancrush, Snow Villiers.

These are you fangirls, EoFF. Mock them. Love them. Celebrate their obsession. Hide your own.

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 09:52 PM
If you posted in the FFXIII section you would understand. If instead of a disc the FFXIII box had a steaming pile of crap in it BoB would still defend it.

He's that bad? I used to post in the FFXIII forum, and don't remember him liking it that much. And here I thought his creationism was his most absurd belief. It looks like now there's a tie.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:56 PM
33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
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RSL....................................1
Loony BoB..............................1
DMKA...................................5
ShlupQuack.............................8
Renmiri................................8



Jessweeee♪.............................9
Wolf Kanno............................10

And the winner isÖ


Wolf Kanno!
Still not sure how Jesswe lost this one, but WK did once wear a Hello Kitty costume as his job.

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Jessweeee♪
12-23-2011, 09:57 PM
FFXIII is a great game, second only to Final Fantasy X. Also congrats Wolf :bigsmile:

Pike
12-23-2011, 09:57 PM
I think everyone just wanted to see WK win a "fangirl" award.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 09:58 PM
32. Most Hardcore Gamer
Nomination leader(s): Necronopticous
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The Nominees
Bolivar
I'm my own MILF
JKTrix
Necronopticous
Pike
Vivi22
Wolf Kanno

fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 10:00 PM
God I want cheesecake.

Mister Adequate
12-23-2011, 10:01 PM
God I want cheesecake.

I just had some a little while ago, it was pretty damned delicious

Pike
12-23-2011, 10:01 PM
Oh boy, something I was nominated for :hyper:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:01 PM
T: Stop it whore. Quit seducing my men.

J: Nick is playing Saints Row 2 now, so all of his commentary will be of his shenanigans there.

T: Jumping on the bed with heels. Ooh more lamps. Hey I canít pick this one up. Haha I can pick it up if I stand on her body.

J: So heís running around inside one of the cribs, throwing lamps and chairs at the strippers.

T: Oh ho! I threw her off the edge.

J: Anyway, this is the Most Hardcore Gamer speech.

T: I punched his hooker, so she punched me, so he shot her. Thatís some loyal men.

J: Are you, are you even going to say hello? We need to do this speech.

T: What, I just bumped her and she died, I didnít even throw her.

J: Now while Saints Row 2 is probably not worthy of being called a Hardcore Game, it is good fun. Our nominees are supposedly renowned for playing hardcore games, and playing a lot of them, and playing them often.

T: Iím gonna make a big pile of stuff! Probably not hookers though, thatíd be weird.

J: The exact criteria for Most Hardcore Gamer is really undefined, like most of the Ciddies. Plenty of members have already voiced their issues with the nominees. Iíll pick on Iím My Own MILF since I know heís both a suitably hardcore gamer and a complainer.

T: Was that racist?

J: If you look at this (www.theandroidscloset.com/2011/12/forget-micro-i-want-picomanagement) blog entry, MILFy talks about his deep love of ďspergyĒ ďpicomanagementĒ. I donít even know what that means.

T: Did I..? I just got 28 respect for throwing a hooker at a wall.

J: But suffice to say, there is something about MILFís gaming that is on another level that ordinary folks like me canít comprehend.

T: Ah! Oh god, Iím on fire!

J: Now Iím not here saying that MILF should win by any means. And Iím not dissing Wolf Kanno. The guy plays a lot of games and he likes his imports.

T: Where do I get food? I need at least one food to revive them, so theyíre dead to me.

J: All Iím trying to say is that we need to start figuring out some unified system of measurement or something, to make nominating and voting for this Ciddie easier.

T: That zombie is on fireÖah man now Iím on fire. And, Iím dead. Smoked :hahaha: How fitting.

J: And so as we start bringing this fantastic, quality speech to a close, I just want to say ďmay the best gamer win.Ē

T: Where are all my homies? They werenít the zombies were they? HOLY tit THEY JUST SPAWNED. And the hookers too. I have a pool.

J: And by the way, this is also known as the Best Basement Dweller Award. So enjoy your victory, nerds.

T: I was trying to get her into the pool but she hit the pillar. Oh man, I got two stars for throwing her that time. Man, I donít know why people say GTA is the game for killing hookers. This game has a lot on GTA. I probably shouldnít divulge thisÖ Youíre still writing everything arenít you?

J: Yes, yes I am. See you next time!

T: Itís not foreplay without smurf?

Hollycat
12-23-2011, 10:04 PM
I am cooking cheescake.

Mister Adequate
12-23-2011, 10:05 PM
I am cooking cheescake.

Not muffins? :(

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:05 PM
32. Most Hardcore Gamer
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RSL....................................1
JKTrix.................................2
Bolivar................................2
Wolf Kanno.............................4
Vivi22.................................4
I'm my own MILF........................9



Pike..................................10
Necronopticous........................11

And the winner isÖ


Necronopticous!
Necro owns 4 different copies of Tactics Ogre. Necro still plays his GameBoy Color. Necro is on some bizarre crusade to get everyone to play NetHack, a game that has the visual appeal of a corrupted txt file. Well deserved award.

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Pike
12-23-2011, 10:07 PM
Second only to NECRONOPTICOUS?

Oh man you guys I am so /smug right now you don't even know

Mister Adequate
12-23-2011, 10:07 PM
When people want to know the definition of the concept of "Justice", I will simply direct them to this post

You make me proud, EffOff, and totally deserved Nec. :)

fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 10:07 PM
Yay Necronoctopus!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:08 PM
This will be the last award for the gaming section.


19. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Nomination leader(s): Wolf Kanno
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The Nominees
Bolivar
Flying Arrow
Jessweeee♪
The White Wizard of Fynn
Vivi22
Wolf Kanno

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:10 PM
There's a reason we all ended up here. Unless of course you're a spambot and just register randomly at active forums to call me a slut or hock proactive or some other dumb tit.

What was I saying? Something cheesy about bringing us together? Oh, yeah. Like it or not, whether you're still a die hard fan of the franchise or you're a slave to the classics, a love of an almost lost JRPG series is what brought all of us together, it's what inspires friendships, it's what keeps us laughing at each other and it's what's making me stay up past my bedtime, ignore my housework and family to write a series of speeches to give you guys a little entertainment.

Too many of us end up migrating away from the FF specific forums because we simply run out of things to add to conversation. The following posters never did, and likely never will. They keep the activity running down yonder just enough to entice the newbies to join, bring us new friends and keep the joint jumping. In short, without them, there'd be no us.

Del Murder
12-23-2011, 10:10 PM
I really liked this speech. Good job foa!

Pike
12-23-2011, 10:12 PM
Yeah, massive props to our speech-writers. I'm gonna have to have a swing at it next time around.

fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 10:13 PM
:blush:

EDIT: FOR EVERY SINGLE SPEECH I WROTE I was like

... why the smurf isn't Pike writing speeches with us?!

Jessweeee♪
12-23-2011, 10:13 PM
That was a good speech foa! :kaobeg2:

Pike
12-23-2011, 10:14 PM
:blush:

EDIT: FOR EVERY SINGLE SPEECH I WROTE I was like

... why the smurf isn't Pike writing speeches with us?!

I considered it but then chickened out at the end because I'm a wuss :(

I promise I'll do some next time! <3

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:14 PM
19. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
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RSL....................................1
The White Wizard of Fynn...............3
Flying Arrow...........................4
Vivi22.................................6
Bolivar................................6



Jessweeee♪.............................7
Wolf Kanno............................16

And the winner isÖ


Wolf Kanno!
Wolf definitely deserves this award, definitely. But I wish there was some way to better applaud the efforts of the others on this list because they really make the Final Fantasy part of this Final Fantasy forum thrive.

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Del Murder
12-23-2011, 10:17 PM
Congrats WK, certainly no one deserves this award as much as you. I shudder to think what our FF section would be without you.

fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 10:17 PM
Yay Final Fantasy! Yay those guys! Yay Wolfy!

Pike
12-23-2011, 10:19 PM
Congrats to all of the winners so far and also to everyone who has been nominated!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:19 PM
Before we go back to General Chat for Part 2 of the awards, I would like to hand out the second Cookie award. This award goes the the person who made the most posts in the Final Fantasy and Square-Enix realted forums over the last 6 months.




Wolf Kanno!

1. Wolf Kanno - 428 posts
2. Jiro - 284 posts
3. Del Murder - 236 posts

Congrats! Your efforts are well appreciated. (Also right on for staff taking the top 3 spots!)


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And now please join me in General Chat for part 2 of the awards!

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 10:26 PM
Very well-deserved awards for Nec and WK. WK is definitely the best FF poster, as he recognizes the bad FFs for the trash that they are.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:27 PM
50. MLT Get Together
Nomination leader(s): sharkythesharkdogg & fire_of_avalon
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The Nominees
Jiro & NorthernChaosGod
NorthernChaosGod & NorthernChaosGod's collection of photos of girls that he has taken while hiding in bushes
Old Manus & Award Qu
sharkythesharkdogg & fire_of_avalon
Wolf Kanno & Bolivar

fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 10:28 PM
:zombert:

Pike
12-23-2011, 10:28 PM
Nomination leader(s): sharkythesharkdogg & fire_of_avalon

If EoFF was some sort of series with a crazy fandom I would ship the hell out of these two

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:29 PM
The following couples will hook-up. It is inevitable. It's like magnets. (Also, I know how they work. IT'S JUST LIKE MAGNETS.) But, hooking up is probably all they'll ever do. Each couple will emulate one set of star-crossed lovers or another.

Jiro & NorthernChaosGod: Like Romeo and Rosalind, this relationship will end when Romeo (NCG) starts stalking Rosalind (Jiro's) much hotter, and much younger cousin...
NorthernChaosGod & NorthernChaosGod's collection of photos of girls that he has taken while hiding in bushes: Like Romeo and Juliet, except this one ends with NCG taking a Papa Bear's shotgun to the face.
Old Manus & Award Qu Did you guys ever see Harold and Maude? Pretty much the story of Old Manus and Award Qu.
sharkythesharkdogg & fire_of_avalon: smurf you guys. Just for that, I'm gonna stab him.
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Wolf Kanno & Bolivar This couple is most like Mr. & Mrs. Smith. I wonder which one gets to be Angelina Jolie. Oh yeah, we are totally flippin happy in nerdlove... UNTIL ONE DAY BLAMMO.
Of course I never saw the end of that movie so maybe they end up together? Who knows. Some of you, probably.

fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 10:31 PM
Funfact: Featured in the above photo is the knife I would bring to a gunfight.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:32 PM
50. MLT Get Together
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RSL & RSL's hat & RSL's jacket & RSL's lucky shoes & RSL's best unicorn t-shirt & RSL's camera & RSL's duct tape & RSL's thermos of prescription cough medicine & RSL's industrial strength aerospace lubricant & RSL's lifetime pass to Sea World..1
Old Manus & Award Qu...................4
Jiro & NorthernChaosGod................4
Wolf Kanno & Bolivar...................7



sharkythesharkdogg & fire_of_avalon....9
NorthernChaosGod & NorthernChaosGod's collection of photos of girls that he has taken while hiding in bushes..20

And the winner isÖ


NorthernChaosGod & NorthernChaosGod's collection of photos of girls that he has taken while hiding in bushes!
Fun fact: I rigged the nominations so that this would make the finals and inevitably win, ensuring that foa's secret crush would not be laid out for all to see.

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fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 10:34 PM
:stare:

I swear to god, Pike, if you start writing fanfiction I will find you. And tickle the piss out of you or something.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:35 PM
Forgive the bizarre order of these awards. At one point it did make sense to me...


34. Most Helpful Member
Nomination leader(s): Rantz Rantz Revolution
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The Nominees
Jiro
Loony BoB
Marshall Banana
o_O
Rantz Rantz Revolution
Wolf Kanno

Pike
12-23-2011, 10:36 PM
:stare:

I swear to god, Pike, if you start writing fanfiction I will find you. And tickle the piss out of you or something.

THIS CALLS FOR ONE OF THOSE CREEPY ROLEPLAYING TUMBLRS

Also, grats(?) to NCG for the landslide victory.

NorthernChaosGod
12-23-2011, 10:36 PM
I just want to say that I hate all of you. I hope you all step on a landmine made of Legos.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:37 PM
Most Helpful Member huh? At times like this I have to think about what these people have actually done for me. I mean, if they arenít helping me, what good are they really? I donít care if they just helped a little old lady cross the street, I need you to make me a damn sandwich.

So who are our nominees?

First up is me. 100% the best choice. I am the most helpful person I have ever met. I make myself sandwiches all the time. You know I deserve to win this, and anyone who votes against me will be drunk tanked. And then shanked. Violently.

Next is Loony BoB. Sure he makes pie charts, but does that help anything except his stat fetish? Well it helps my stat fetish, but thatís still not good enough.

Marshall Banana huh? Well I suppose she has done a hell of a lot lately. But still no sandwiches. Unacceptable. You can take your frontsite work, stick it between two loafs of bread and then come back and be in with a chance.

o_O gave me his couch to sleep on, paid for some taxi fares, bought me pizza, helped me utterly destroy some twelve year old girls in laser skirmish and was all around a bro. If I donít win this, then he should. I love the guy. Screw you Fujiko, you man thief :(

Next is Rantz Rantz Revolution and I suppose heís kind of alright. I was in a bit of a bind the other night with some dodgy internets and Lord Rantz helped me out. Heís a bro too. And heís a viking so heíd probably kill me if he didnít like me.

Our last nominee is Wolf Kanno and I canít think of the last time he made me a sandwich. Disappointing, I had such high hopes for him and everything. But he just canít match my helpfulness.

Well Iíd like to thank you all for this Ciddie and I accept it with as much grace as I can while still saying HA SUCK IT BITCHES.

fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 10:37 PM
Yay Northern CREEPYASS God! xD

NorthernChaosGod
12-23-2011, 10:39 PM
Yay Northern CREEPYASS God! xD
:stare:

Del Murder
12-23-2011, 10:40 PM
o_O gave me his couch to sleep on, paid for some taxi fares, bought me pizza, helped me utterly destroy some twelve year old girls in laser skirmish and was all around a bro.
I started getting scared as I was reading this sentence and I'm glad it ended in 'laser skirmish'.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:41 PM
34. Most Helpful Member
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RSL....................................1
Marshall Banana........................1
Jiro...................................3
Loony BoB..............................5
Wolf Kanno.............................6



o_O...................................12
Rantz Rantz Revolution................17

And the winner isÖ


Rantz Rantz Revolution!
Rantzien once fixed my computer, Loony BoB's car, and ShlupQuack's marriage, all in the same day.

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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:43 PM
31. Most Missed Member
Nomination leader(s): Demondude
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The Nominees
Bunny
Demondude
eestlinc
RSL
Rye
scrumpleberry

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 10:43 PM
Appropriately, the winner this time around of MLT get together are the ones actually most likely to get together. EoFF took a break from making fun of people with that award and instead decided to be accurate.

EDIT: Rantz was the obvious choice for Most Helpful (again). Now go Bunny!

Pike
12-23-2011, 10:45 PM
Congrats Rantz :jess:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:45 PM
The Most Missed Member Ciddie is one that never fails to bring the manliest of single tears to my eye. As I read over the nominees every six months, I see names both familiar and not. They share two defining characteristics though: they are beloved members of our community, and they have been absent for some time.

During this, the most delicious of Ciddies, we seem to have encountered a hitch. Two of our nominees have posted in recent days. I am, of course, speaking of one Miss Ryechuuu and one E Estlin C., more commonly known as eestlinc. Now I donít know about you guys, but this immediately reminds me of teenage couples who begin to ďmissĒ one another while they are still in the same room.

Unacceptable.

So with that in mind, I am using some sort of executive power to strike their names from contention. I canít do that? Oh. Well, letís just pretend we are. Itíll be easier that way. Trust me.

Who are our other nominees?

We have Bunny, who is not nearly as fluffy and cuddly as one would expect, but nevertheless was a valued member of our community.

We also have demondude, who isÖ well, heís demondude. What else can be said about the young ragamuffin with a distaste for rules and a love of laughs?

RSL is a name that new members may not have heard of, but the man and his hat are legends at Eyes on Final Fantasy. Coincidentally, EoFFís birthday is also named RSL Day. Fancy that.

And lastly is dear scrumpleberry. The last I saw of scrumples was back during the great EoFF Sims thing. You know the one. Good times.

Okay so Award Qu keeps kicking me in the shin because apparently Iíve done what I want but he has problem. FINE. I suppose Rye and eestlinc can be back in the running for real. Make sure you guys remember that. Theyíre both loved members who contributed a lot AND HAD BETTER CONTINUE CONTRIBUTING MORE WHILE THEYíRE HERE.

Toodle pip then, Iím off on a holiday so I can win this one next time.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:48 PM
31. Most Missed Member
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RSL....................................5
scrumpleberry..........................6
eestlinc...............................6
Bunny..................................8



Demondude..............................9
Rye...................................11

And the winner isÖ


Rye!
It's a testament to how awesome Rye is that she wins this award despite still posting on occasion. She has been one of the pillars of EoFF and her absense is certainly felt.

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fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 10:52 PM
Now I am sad because I am thinking about people I don't talk to anymore.

Pike
12-23-2011, 10:53 PM
Pretty strong win, congrats Rye!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:53 PM
30. Most Overrated Member
Nomination leader(s): Raistlin
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The Nominees
blackmage_nuke
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Jiro
Peegee
Psychotic
Raistlin

Bubba
12-23-2011, 10:55 PM
Can't believe I missed the start of this! Congrats to everyone who has won so far

Laddy
12-23-2011, 10:55 PM
Someone' heart is going to get broken. :(

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 10:56 PM
To indicate how overrated these members are, I assigned each of them a rageface. I expect you'll pretty much agree.

blackmage_nuke
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/determined-challenge-accepted.jpg
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/misc-you-dont-say.jpg
Jiro
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/misc-got-a-badass-over-here.jpg
Peegee
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/troll-troll-face.jpg
Psychotic
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/determined-fumanchu-computer-stare.jpg
Raistlin
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/misc-will-smith.jpg

Del Murder
12-23-2011, 10:56 PM
Another strong speech from foa. I lol'd.

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 10:59 PM
I really can't complain about a young Will Smith rageface, but how did Jiro end up with Neil deGrasse Tyson????

PG's, of course, is spot-on.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:00 PM
30. Most Overrated Member
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/icons-390-1.jpg



RSL....................................1
Psychotic..............................5
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................5
Jiro...................................6
Peegee.................................8



blackmage_nuke.........................9
Raistlin..............................10

And the winner isÖ


Raistlin!
I thought you actually had to be rated to be overrated.

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Psychotic
12-23-2011, 11:01 PM
Well at least I came last! :shobon:

Conbulations to all the Wolf Kannos.

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 11:02 PM
Huzzah! Thank you, everyone. I am the first one to enjoy the full rating process. http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

Though blackmage_nuke really should have won. But I know you simple masses were just too dazzled by my ratingness and naughty pictures to appreciate the humor.

fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 11:03 PM
HOW COULD ANYONE THINK BM_N IS OVERRATED?

I still love you, my underscore brotha

Pike
12-23-2011, 11:03 PM
Wear it like a badge, Raist.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:04 PM
29. Most Delicious Member
Nomination leader(s): Marshall Banana
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The Nominees
Delicious Murder
fire_of_avalon
Laddy
Levian
Marshall Banana

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 11:06 PM
If Del wins this after his blatant vote-whoring, there is no justice.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:07 PM
MOST DELICIOUS MEMBER



Giving you a chock-full of delicious ingredients. Don't hate, appreciate.


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/Del_ItalianTacos.jpg

Del Murder Recipe

Prepare:
Combine ground turkey meat with 1 tsp. of salt, 1 md. egg, chopped red onion, garlic, parsley, basil, and breadcrumbs.

Cook:
Load the meatballs up on a baking sheet and place them in the oven at 400 degrees for about 20 minutes.

For the salsa, add more chopped parsley, basil, garlic and red onion.
Then add into the mix, chopped tomatoes, roasted red peppers, endive, quartered black olives, dab of salt, pepper, and crushed red pepper flakes. Let it simmer on the stove.

Add:
Olive oil to the container that the red peppers are kept in.
Then finish it off with the zest of about half a navel orange.
Pull those meatballs out of the oven. Go ahead, it's okay. They won't bite.

Add 1 tsp. of butter to a saute pan, then include chopped red onion. Let simmer for about 2 minutes or until soft. For an extra dose of ZING, you may also add 3/4 cup of red wine and let it reduce.

When it's reduced, break up the meatballs by putting them in the pan. Once they're done, put all the ingredients in a taco shell with lettuce and sprinkle some ricotta cheese on it.

Finish:
Gorge on that Italian feast and yes, it is as good as it looks.



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fire_of_avalon Recipe

Ingredients:
1 cup of yellow cornmeal
1 c. boiling water
1 c. milk
1/3 c. salad oil
1 egg, well beaten
1 c. biscuit mix
1 tsp. ground cumin
1/2 tsp. chili powder
1 tsp. baking powder
1 (8 oz.) can whole corn
1 (4 1/2 oz.) can chopped olives

Prepare:
Place cornmeal in bowl, pour water over and stir.
Let cool 10 minutes.

Add:
Milk, oil, eggs, and mix. Then add biscuit mix, cumin, chili powder and baking powder. Beat until smooth. Add corn and olives. Cook like pancakes.

Topping:
Spicy chili, cheese, sour cream, and guacamole.

Finish:
Devour your hot and spicy tamale. You will get diarrhea.



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Laddy Recipe

Ingredients:
1 packet raspberry jelly
1 packet lime jelly
1 packet lemon jelly
1 packet orange jelly
1 packet jell strawberry
2-1/2 cups cold water
5 cups of boiling water
1 cup of cool hwhip

Filling:
Dissolve each packet of jelly-gelatin separately in one cup boiling water.
Now add 1/2 cup cold water to each of them.
Chill raspberry gelatin until very thick.
Smoothly line sides of a 9 inch spring form pan with wax paper.
Cut to extract 3 inches above the pan.
Whip the raspberry gelatin until fluffy.
Now spoon this mixture into the pan.

Chill:
The cool whip and layer the remaining flavors in the pan, letting each layer chill until, but not firm before adding the next layer.
Then chill this pan overnight and loosen around the edges and remove the sides of the pan and paper.

Topping:
Now take the cream and spread over the top and sides of the cake. Don't worry, it likes it.

Finish:
Taste the rainbow. See also: the fruitcake recipe.



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Levian Recipe

Ingredients:
2 lbs. lean ground beef
1 lb. ground pork
4 lg. onions
5 lbs. potatoes
3 tsp. salt
3 tsp. garlic salt
3 tsp. black pepper

Prepare:
Peel and grind potatoes and onions - then mix ingredients together. Stuff rinsed sausage casings with above mixture.

Cook:
Boil links on low for approximately 30 minutes (puncture links to prevent explosions). Freeze if desired. May be served hot or cold. Can make up to eight 12-inch links, but don't kid yourself, it's probably around 6 inches.

Finish:
Enjoy your Norwegian sausage. You're welcome.



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Marshall Banana Recipe

Crust:
2 cups graham cracker crumbs
1 stick of melted butter
SUGAR LOTS AND LOTS OF SUGAR
Combine crumbs and butter. Pat mixture into bottom of pan and refrigerate for 1 hour.

Filling:
Beat together (hard):
2 lg. eggs
2 sticks of butter
1 tsp. vanilla
Add sugar again (Do it)
Beat again for 15 minutes. Note: This is not a sexual innuendo. Pour the mixture over the graham cracker crust and refrigerate for 1 hour.

Over these 2 layers arrange:

Topping:
1 to 1-1/2 lb. mmm strawberries
3 large ripe bananas, sliced into circles
Top all with 1 large container of Cool Whip and sprinkle with crushed nuts (this is optional). Refrigerate overnight. Keep refrigerated until serving time. Cut into small pieces, a little goes a long way.

Finish:
Eat Marshall Banana. Get cavities from sweetness overload.

Bubba
12-23-2011, 11:07 PM
I'm definitely contributing more speeches to the next lot of ciddies. FoA's contribution is super human! It has inspired me!

Laddy
12-23-2011, 11:10 PM
I look delicious.

Pike
12-23-2011, 11:10 PM
That speech was amazing.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:11 PM
29. Most Delicious Member
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RSL....................................1
Laddy..................................5
fire_of_avalon.........................5
Levian.................................6



Del Murder............................10
Marshall Banana.......................17

And the winner isÖ


Marshall Banana!
I have never licked Marshall Banana but I've heard (from her dog) that she tastes like strawberries. Ironically, Tobi would probably prefer me to her since I taste like meat.

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fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 11:12 PM
Man I am making all of us for the east coast meetup.

Del Murder
12-23-2011, 11:13 PM
:( It was the only award I ever wanted.

Laddy
12-23-2011, 11:14 PM
D'aww, good job marshall banana!

Del Murder
12-23-2011, 11:14 PM
I'm definitely contributing more speeches to the next lot of ciddies. FoA's contribution is super human! It has inspired me!
Don't forget about Jiro and his 50million speeches.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:15 PM
28. Most Intimidating Member
Nomination leader(s): Raistlin
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The Nominees
fire_of_avalon
Miriel
Raistlin
Roogle
ShlupQuack
Yeargdribble

Shlup
12-23-2011, 11:16 PM
Is it just me or are the speeches extra good this year?

Thank you, Jiro, for specifying that I don't like kids in the pervy way.

Psychotic
12-23-2011, 11:16 PM
ROOGLETRON DEMANDS YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:18 PM
The last time I saw an "intimidating member" was when I was stood naked in front of the mirror this morning... but that would be a different award altogether.

We have all been there. We log on to our favourite forum and innocently start posting our favourite seafood recipes in the hope that other like-minded members will do the same. Suddenly, an unnecessarily angry member enters the fray with promises of revenge. Revenge against what, you might ask? It turns out this member was once touched inappropriately by an elderly, male sea bass... whilst a tray of monkfish watched on...

Your tried and trusted recipe of salmon, spinach and lemon risotto is ripped from your thoughts as you begin to wonder just what the hell is wrong with this person. You hastily delete the ingredients from the recipe you were about to post as it suddenly seems inappropriate. Maybe there was a salmon involved in the assault. Who knows? The best bet is to leave this thread and find one that is safer. You do not want to risk the fish-based wrath of such a troubled member...

You know who you are. The type of person who can take a thread on funny cat stories... and turn it into a page-long rant about how your father never supported your cello playing when you were growing up. The type of person who discusses their depraved sexual practices on the first page of a newbie's thread. The type of person who... you get the idea.

This is the award to the person who is most likely to make us soil our underwear at the mere mention of their name. In honour of their nominations, I have written limericks which I feel best represent them as people... (please note that I know very little about any of these people and I was merely attempting [occasionally successfully] to find words that rhyme with their EOFF name)

All hail! Fire of Avalon!
Whose marbles quite clearly have gone
From North Carolina
There is nowhere finer
To flame lots of threads just for fun

What can be said about Raistlin?
This guy is just perfect for dating!
He may well have rabies
And he likes kicking babies
So ladies... why are you waiting!

This brings us on nicely to Miriel
Who eats newbies with her cereal
She first eats the legs
The body and then head
Then freshens with a mint imperial

Ahh... the infamous Roogle
Which conveniently rhymes with Google
He's full of bravado
As he's from Colorado
But he once made love to a Moogle

Who can forget about ShlupQuack?
Who really dislikes being looked at
Just one funny look and
She'll chop you all up
And keep all the parts in her rucksack

Finally, we have Yeargdribble
Who you can ask to teach you the fiddle!
But like it or lump it
You're learning the trumpet
And the lessons are right down the middle


Best of luck, intimidators!

Pike
12-23-2011, 11:20 PM
Bubba you are a scholar and a gentleman <3

Del Murder
12-23-2011, 11:23 PM
Good speech, especially from a first timer!

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 11:24 PM
What can be said about Raistlin?
This guy is just perfect for dating!
He may well have rabies
And he likes kicking babies
So ladies... why are you waiting!

In my defense, the babies were being dicks. (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/12/03)

Though I dunno how you rhyme "Raistlin" with "dating" and "waiting." xD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:24 PM
28. Most Intimidating Member
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RSL....................................1
ShlupQuack.............................5
fire_of_avalon.........................6
Roogle.................................7
Raistlin...............................7



Miriel.................................7
Yeargdribble...........................9

And the winner is…


Yeargdribble!
A brick wall isn't intimidating. Just quietly walk around it. On the other hand, Miriel can make her dogs crap on command with just a glance. Oh well, maybe next Ciddies.

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Raistlin
12-23-2011, 11:27 PM
Prediction correct! Yearg is definitely a worthy winner, and is one of the most intelligent EoEO posters.

I really dunno what Roogle did to put him up there. Is creepy weirdness intimidating? Then why didn't NCG win?

Bubba
12-23-2011, 11:27 PM
I'm definitely contributing more speeches to the next lot of ciddies. FoA's contribution is super human! It has inspired me!
Don't forget about Jiro and his 50million speeches.

Sorry Jiro. Didn't know how many speeches everyone contributed. Well done to you all though, excellent quality so far!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:29 PM
27. Craziest Member
Nomination leader(s): Peegee
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The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
Jentleness
Peegee
Psychotic
Rebellious Eagle

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:30 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention for a moment. At this time of year, it is important that we reach out to our fellow EoFFers to try and share the love. However, there are some members here who have certain… conditions which may prove troublesome when it comes time to exchange gifts, kiss under the mistletoe or even just serve up some ham or turkey.

These are our crazy compatriots, our psycho pals, our beloved bonkers buddies. My colleague Doctor Foa and I will now provide profiles on our somewhat sanity-challenged members.

Hypoallergenic Cactuar suffers from histrionic personality disorder, a condition in which the sufferer seeks inappropriate levels of attention and approval from those around him. Or from rabbits. Hypoallergenic Cactaur was brought into our facility after performing a public striptease before a group of lop-eared rabbits... and small children. It was, quite unfortunately, at an Easter Bunny convention, where a large number of costumed bunnies were gathered to discuss and celebrate their trade this past year. Just before the furious mob managed to lynch him, he was rescued and submitted for study.



http://www.stuffedark.com/images/bunnybyron.jpg

Iceglow spends much of his time in our laboratory gazing fondly at mirrors and telling us about his latest female conquest... but the poor man hasn't left these halls in nigh on 8 months. Iceglow has what we call narcisistic personality disorder causing him to, shall we say, embellish specific achievements and set unrealistic personal goals to maintain the illusion of self importance and personal pride. Be careful not to point this out to him, as he may launch into what he describes as his "Ultimate Butt Kicking Move" which is just him flailing around like a fish. If you do happen to provoke this, please pretend to be first taken aback by his ferocity, and then injured by his power. He's sensitive.



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Jentleness for all her grace and charm suffers from dependent personality disorder, but expresses it in a very unusual manner. Instead of being dependent upon other people for emotional support her dependency rests upon the whiskers of her beloved cat friends. We believe this dependency may have begun with Jen's viewing of this youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc) clip.

We'd ask you take specific care in your interactions with Peegee, who suffers from schizoid personality disorder. Peegee has lost much of his awareness of reality as we know it and spends most of his time in an elaborate fantasy world filled with Pokťmon, poor grammar and dead European philosophers. For Peegee, Pikachu and Krabby converse with Descartes and Nietzsche on topics as varied as solipsism and being "jelly" of one another. While years of intensive therapy has improved his behavior, he will still sometimes violently assault newcomers, shrieking "PEEGEE SEXORS NEWBIE" over and over again.



http://photo.animepunch.org/epic/src/129201736966.jpg

Psychotic, bless him, suffers from extreme agoraphobia and can't even leave his house anymore without having a full blown hissy fit meltdown. He visits our facility twice a week to make fun of Iceglow and try to have some type of interaction with people. Oddly enough, this fear of leaving his home is likely what makes him such a charming personality online. Afterall, he has to get his interaction somewhere.



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Rebellious Eagle. Was shipped to another facility. Sadly, we don't know what's become of her, really. She suffered from what we like to call "teenaged girl syndrome", a very common but communally repudiated disorder that elevates those afflicted to a rank of untouchable. Usually passes along with puberty, though our research is now at another facility. We, here at the Eyes on Final Fantasy General Mental Asylum For Those Who Are Just A Tad Unstable, wish her all the best.



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Psychotic
12-23-2011, 11:34 PM
WYLD STALLYNS!

Jesus foa where did you have the time to churn out all these top notch speeches? :eek:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:35 PM
27. Craziest Member
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/icons-390-1.jpg



RSL....................................1
Jentleness.............................1
Psychotic..............................3
Peegee.................................6
Iceglow................................9



Hypoallergenic Cactuar................12
Rebellious Eagle......................13

And the winner isÖ


Rebellious Eagle!
I'm sure we all had crazy teenage drama at one point. But I'm pretty sure we didn't sit around posting about it as it was happening.

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Bubba
12-23-2011, 11:35 PM
What can be said about Raistlin?
This guy is just perfect for dating!
He may well have rabies
And he likes kicking babies
So ladies... why are you waiting!

In my defense, the babies were being dicks. (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/12/03)

Though I dunno how you rhyme "Raistlin" with "dating" and "waiting." xD

My apologies, I had your name sounding differently in my head! I can redo your limerick if you like?

Pike
12-23-2011, 11:36 PM
Oh man I'd forgotten all about the Rebellious Eagle thing

Psychotic
12-23-2011, 11:37 PM
When I am the second least insane member of Eyes on, I worry for us all.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:38 PM
26. Funniest Member
Nomination leader(s): Psychotic
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The Nominees
Del Murder
DK
G13
I'm my own MILF
Old Manus
Psychotic
sharkythesharkdogg
ShlupQuack

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 11:40 PM
My apologies, I had your name sounding differently in my head! I can redo your limerick if you like?

No need; it's still funny. I was just amused at the rhyme. Though I would not object to another entertaining limerick in my honor!

Laddy
12-23-2011, 11:40 PM
What...I don't see me! I'm hilarious. :stare:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:40 PM
I want more than anything to win this award because I think my sense of humor is really the only thing I have going for me. So I'm going to share some jokes from my setlist! Enjoy!

I just flew in from Del Murder and boy are my arms feathery!

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to DK

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all G13 now.

I'm my own MILF

How do you get holy water?
Boil the Old Manus out of it.

What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
Psychotic

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
sharkythesharkdogg

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"ShlupQuack".

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 11:41 PM
When I am the second least insane member of Eyes on, I worry for us all.

You are forgetting the thousands of members not nominated for the award. :p

EDIT: foa really should have been nominated for Funniest.

Laddy
12-23-2011, 11:42 PM
:eek:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:43 PM
26. Funniest Member
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RSL....................................1
I'm my own MILF........................1
G13....................................2
ShlupQuack.............................3
Old Manus..............................4
Del Murder.............................5
sharkythesharkdogg.....................6



Psychotic.............................10
DK....................................11

And the winner isÖ


DK!
Whatchu gonna do when DKmania runs wild on you?!?

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fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 11:44 PM
Bubba, those limericks are AMAZING. :D Bravo!

Drona
12-23-2011, 11:45 PM
Dis is craaaazy.

Laddy
12-23-2011, 11:45 PM
I adored the limericks as well. Good job!

Miriel
12-23-2011, 11:46 PM
Um, these speeches so far are awesome. Great job guys.

Nom nom nom, ciddies!

fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 11:46 PM
Also YES DAN DAN. YEEEEEEEES. God I pee my pants every post of his I read.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:47 PM
25. Snarkiest Member
Nomination leader(s): Raistlin
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The Nominees
Cuchulainn
DMKA
Jentleness
nik0tine
Old Manus
Raistlin
ShlupQuack

Psychotic
12-23-2011, 11:47 PM
I voted for him haha and by one vote he wins. CHUCKLE CHUCKLE VISION!

Laddy
12-23-2011, 11:49 PM
Spare the snark, spoil the newbs.

Bubba
12-23-2011, 11:49 PM
My apologies, I had your name sounding differently in my head! I can redo your limerick if you like?

No need; it's still funny. I was just amused at the rhyme. Though I would not object to another entertaining limerick in my honor!

No worries, just so I don't smurf this up. Could I have an example word that rhymes with your name? I'll use different words in your Limerick though! I'll even relate it to the ciddies in honour of this fine evening! (does anyone else type the word 'smurf' instead of 'that word' now or is it just me?)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:50 PM
Are you freaking kidding me? You think these guys are snarky? They don't have half the wit necessary to bring about a true snark. Allow me to demonstrate.

Cuchulainn? More like Choo choo lame!
DMKA? More like Devil May kiss my ass!
Jentleness? More like Get Bentleness!
nik0tine? More like nik is MEAN.
Old Manus? More like soiled penis!
Raistlin? More like he's my bitch!
ShlupQuack? More like smurf that!

There. I hope I didn't hurt any of you too badly. If you wanna cuddle later, then get your security blanket and stay the hell away from me.

Pike
12-23-2011, 11:51 PM
(does anyone else type the word 'smurf' instead of 'that word' now or is it just me?)

Wait until you catch yourself saying it out loud.

Also grats Dan <3 <3

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:54 PM
25. Snarkiest Member
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RSL....................................1
Jentleness.............................1
nik0tine...............................2
DMKA...................................4
Raistlin...............................7
ShlupQuack.............................9



Old Manus.............................10
Cuchulainn............................11

And the winner isÖ


Cuchulainn!
Cuch is only snarky once you get a couple beers in him. So, he's always snarky.

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Ace Protorney
12-23-2011, 11:56 PM
Hey everyone! What's going on in this thread? Did I miss anything of importance?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-23-2011, 11:57 PM
24. Nicest Member
Nomination leader(s): Rantz Rantz Revolution
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The Nominees
Jessweeee♪
Jiro
Levian
Pike
Rantz Rantz Revolution
shion
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Raistlin
12-23-2011, 11:58 PM
Two deserving winners! I only didn't predict them because I didn't think the masses would be that smart. DK had my vote for Funniest, because he is always hilarious. And Cuch is incapable of making a post without calling somebody a bellend. :cuch:


No worries, just so I don't smurf this up. Could I have an example word that rhymes with your name? I'll use different words in your Limerick though! I'll even relate it to the ciddies in honour of this fine evening! (does anyone else type the word 'smurf' instead of 'that word' now or is it just me?)

"Raist" as in "waist" and "lin" as in "fin." :)

fire_of_avalon
12-23-2011, 11:59 PM
That man has never been anything but an absolute rose to me.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:00 AM
I was struggling to come up ideas for this speech. I had to ask for suggestions. ďDefine what Nicest means.Ē Well that is probably a good place to start, I suppose. I mean, itís not as if any of you arseholes actually know what being nice is. Google has this to say:



nice/nis/
Adjective:
- Pleasant; agreeable; satisfactory: "we had a nice time".
- (of a person) Pleasant in manner; good-natured; kind: "he's a really nice guy".


According to our balance of nominees, youíre statistically more likely to be nice if you are an attractive North American female than any other type of person. Youíre less likely, but still rather likely, to be a SUPER NICE GUYô if youíre a Scandinavian male. Who is abnormally sexy. And then youíre a little bit less likely to be nice if youíre Australian.

Wait, what? Since when have Australians been nice people? Youíre thinking of New Zealanders. Here is the same point in reverse (http://%20http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg). Itís on the internet so you know itís true.

Now that weíve got that sorted out, letís think about why you werenít nominated for this award. Chances are youíre either not an attractive North American female or an abnormally sexy Scandinavian male. If you are, then thatís just bad luck. Try being nicer, or at least try to be less of a jerk.

Think about what youíve done in the past few days. Did you flip off an old man? Did you tip a trash can over a poor defensive little puppy? Did you steal a lollipop from a baby? Did you punch a nun, look up her skirt and then punch her again? Then you are probably doing it wrong.

Try to stop doing these things and you will be well on your way to becoming a nice person. Then all you need to do is become either an attractive North American female or an abnormally sexy Scandinavian male and youíve got it down pat.

Good luck!

Psychotic
12-24-2011, 12:01 AM
All the nominees for this Ciddie are jerks! :colbert:

Drona
12-24-2011, 12:01 AM
That man has never been anything but an absolute rose to me.
Same here.... Maybe it's because he's a lecherous, drunken old man?

Either way, he's still wonderful. (:

Laddy
12-24-2011, 12:01 AM
Whatcha talkin' bout? The people are vile!

Pike
12-24-2011, 12:05 AM
That YouTube movie in the speech cracked me up

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:05 AM
24. Nicest Member
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RSL....................................1
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air............2
shion..................................3
Levian.................................4
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................5
Pike...................................8



Jessweeee♪.............................9
Jiro..................................12

And the winner isÖ


Jiro!
Jiro is only nice once you get a couple beers in him. So, he's always nice.

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Pike
12-24-2011, 12:07 AM
Oh wow, I was sure Rantz had that one in the bag. Grats Jiro!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:08 AM
23. Best Post
Nomination leader(s): http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138378-locking-down.html#post3016707
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The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138378-locking-down.html#post3016707
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138814-eyes-final-fantasy-limericks-3.html#post3027301
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/138244-question-time.html#post3012807
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/138166-project-zomboid-fun-little-indie-zombie-survival-rpg-post3011314.html#post3011314
http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/137658-smurf-you-l.html#post2998820

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:11 AM
A Limit Break was last generation's Full ATB move; since we all love Final Fantasy XIII, I know we are all on the same page. But to be sure we are all caught up, a Full ATB move is a killer move that can easily bring a battle to a close or at least make an enemy cry while they watch their stagger guage fill up faster than the Titantic took on water (I know, old person reference; I am sorry, young people.). But these moves are moves that break the limit of a person's potential, going into overdrive, and sends them into a trance state where everything is realized and nothing is left in the wake of it all. To be hit by something of this magnitude is to be blown away; a leaf stands no chance against the howling wind.

These posts mimic the experience for an online messageboard.

Locking it down, post #1 by Del Murder

Miriel had gone away for a girls retreat over the weekend. When she came back to our apartment, she found the place filled with these:

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Then she was given a puzzle piece with a note:

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Similar pieces were scattered throughout the apartment and she had to discover them all through a series of clues. Where could they lead?

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After she got all the pieces she then had to put the puzzle together. Completing her puzzle revealed her prize: an impromptu romantic getaway to Lake Tahoe! Congratulations!

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3 hours later, we were in Tahoe in a room overlooking the beautiful lake. We had a nice dinner, then rested up for the 'big day' (though
she didn't know it yet). The next day, we had a lunch of... you guessed it, tacos! After lunch I took her up to the Stateline Fire Lookout, one of the most beautiful and best kept secrets about Tahoe. The views were amazing.

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The hike up was a lot longer and tougher than I expected (especially since I was carrying a cooler), but she was a good sport. And at the top, I brought out her favorite drink, apple cider, which never tasted better.

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We had the entire lookout to ourselves. I looked into her eyes, and asked her if she wanted a present. She braced herself, knowing what
was coming...or did she? Probably not, because instead of a ring, I read her this silly poem I had been working on at her request:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/138377-hair-my-head.html

I think that caused her to let her guard down, but my presents didn't end there. I next gave her this scrapbook I had been working on for
months. It chronicled our entire relationship. From the first pm I sent her at Eyes on Final Fantasy, to all the places we had traveled
together, and even included pictures of her dogs which complete our family (which she particularly liked). Near the end of the book it described what was about to happen next, because then I pulled out the final present...

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Both of us in tears, I asked her to marry me. She couldn't speak, but she did nod. And that's how I got engaged.

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Thank you Eyes on Final Fantasy for introducing me to the love of my life. I love you baby!

EoFF Limericks, post #31 by I'm my own MILF

There was a young lad named Jules
Who found himself always accused
Of lecherous acts
And quite lacking in tact;
But in fact he's an impotent mule!

There was a young man named Steve
Who could never really believe
That his fetish for poo
Was highly taboo
So watch out or your leavings he'll thieve!

There was a young lady called Pike
Who lamented the fall of the Reich
She signed up to Stormfront
To give Semites a punt
Though such violence is unladylike!

Edit:
There was a young man named Steve
Who found it hard to be brief
And he consequently became renowned for writing some extremely long posts that tended to ramble on and on and on even when everyone else had long since stopped paying attention and not even people as stubborn as Wesley could be bothered to wade through it all because dear god I know London's in dire straits right now but surely the man can afford a few commas and full stops and okay maybe it would be a bit much to splurge on multiple paragraphs but seriously he could have at least looted something useful back when things were kicking off couldn't he well I suppose that would be encouraging it but what if he won the lottery instead would he buy some then I doubt it if he won a massive amount on the lottery something like Euro-Millions roll over where the prize is like £120m then I guess he would probably first of all pass out with shock, that or actually piss his pants but it'd be cool because he could either pay for a hot private nurse to come take care of him or buy new pants. Perhaps he'd do both ;p Second of all he'd buy a nice apartment somewhere cool in London. As much as he hates the city, it's home so a nice docklands/central penthouse would be awesome, if he's going to live in this city he wants to have as much style as possible. Third he'd pay for my motorbike and car driving licenses and buy himself a nice motorbike in the 600cc range (no point getting anything bigger if you live in a city) and a damn nice car, thinking something along the lines of an Aston Martin or Lotus Elise, probably the latter because it's sexy as hell, small and yet awesome for a 2-seater. After he kitted out my London apartment he'd buy a nice house for his dear old mum, A decent five bedroom house for his sister and her kids and he'd buy his brother his own place.
Mind you that's all part of his charm really isn't it bless him we mock him day in day out but do we ever stop to think about what we would do without him I mean he just goes on and on and on endlessly about things like how he played some Ace Combat 6 instead this weekend, Ace Combat 6 was pretty impressive, he doubts however he will ever get all the achievements in the game, mostly because they involve some ridiculous amounts of multi-player and unfortunately last time he entered that there was hardly any games available apart from when he and JK-Trix went on and did the co-op missions together. Thankfully Dan has also picked up a copy so they can blitz stuff together on this. He has now completed the campaign using only attacker craft, dog fighting 64 - 2 in an A-10 thunderbolt mk2 is nigh on impossible but somehow he did it. The final mission was in a way, both easier and harder than he anticipated on that, using a Tornado jet bomber he was able to basically circle around the Chandelier and destroy piece by piece only breaking the loop briefly to dive down the maw of it's loading system to get the cruise missiles they were preparing to load in. He is currently flying through the game on Ace difficulty. He's mostly scored S ranks though to be fair he is using the most hax plane of them all the CFA-44 Nosferatu with the ADDM system (18 missiles each with 12 individual lock-on markers, targets can be air or ground or mixed between the two, each detonation is similar to the Nimbus cruise missiles used against you in that they basically will kill anything in one hit)
When he stops talking it's a short-lived reprieve!

Question Time!, post # by Bolivar

I'd be more than happy to answer some of your questions.


1) Lufia 2 made into an action RPG. WTF Square?

2) FF XIII and it's spinoffs. Once again, WTF Square.

3) How can you sleep at night after what you did to the Mana series?

4) Since you own Enix, why the smurf haven't we gotten a new Ogre Battle game?

5) How long till the second TWEWY? :love:

1) You seem to imply that our company has somehow lost its way with the direction of some of our sequels. The truth is, Square Enix has never fallen off - our fans have.

2) Again, your reception of our games is tainted by your own compromised standards, and you probably experienced Final Fantasy XIII with "Western" expectations. Final Fantasy XIII is a visionary master work featuring unprecedented graphics, and is now available for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 systems.

3) Codine.

4) We appreciate your enthusiasm for the Ogre Battle series, but you may want to experience Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together for the PSP computer entertainment system. Featuring updated graphics, a new translation, and a brand new arrangement of the score, Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together for the PSP computer entertainment system offers a premium content package that's more than any true Ogre Battle fan could hope to have with a sequel. This strategy also aligns with our incoming Final Fantasy initiative for 2012, when we celebrate Final Fantasy's 25th Anniversary with a new, unprecedented, and unmatchable 3D edition for Nintendo 3DS, as well as the definitive, ultimate, unequaled High Definition edition for PlayStation Vita.

5) Unfortunately The World Ends With You did not live up to our expectations in the Western markets and no future games are planned at this date. However, if you live in Japan (which, given your eccentric taste in gaming, it seems you do), you will be excited to hear that we have renewed our agreement with Activision and will be publishing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 in Japan, the third installment in this spectacular, blockbuster franchise.

Project Zomboid, post # by I'm my own MILF

This is how I died.

Kate... I had to do it. I just couldn't protect us both in that house. Her wound was getting infected, who knows if the disease really would get into her? I couldn't leave her to die, I couldn't shoot her. I smothered her with a pillow. Gathered what few things I could carry and hoofed it across town.

I don't know how they knew I was in there. The windows were all boarded up. There was no more power to use the lights. I crept around. But after three days safely ensconced in a small duplex house, where I had managed to secure some decent supplies, I heard them. Hammering. Pounding. I went down to check; the door shook with each rotten fist that smacked against it. It would hold, it would hold for a long time, but they would get in in the end. And there was no other way out.

So I decided to do the only thing I could: I was going to fight. I waited, shotgun in hand, whiskey in belly, for what I was sure would be my end. And I won. I killed them all, there must have been thirty or so of them, and I destroyed them. Quickly, I boarded things up again and retreated upstairs.

Two days passed. Nothing. I didn't know how they had missed me; that shootout made more than a little noise. I guess all the ones nearby had already been attracted and then killed? I don't know. But I was running low on food and it was time to start thinking about what next. This place was... safe-ish, and it housed many supplies I had gathered. It would take two, maybe three runs to relocate everything, so I would either have to take a lot of risks, I would have to keep this as a base, or I would have to BAM! BAM! BAM!

How? How did they find me again? And why did it take so long? If any had seen me go in, or heard me shooting, they should have arrived at most a couple of hours after I retreated. I don't understand it. It doesn't matter; this place is no longer safe, the doors are falling apart and I'm almost out of wood to barricade them with. Okay. Only one solution. Take what I can carry, fight through the horde, run. Find another place to hole up.

Is this going to be the rest of my life?

I opened the door. Shotgun in hand. They poured in, a lot more than just thirty of them this time. Seventy, maybe eighty. The shotgun tore them apart, but it wasn't quite enough. They got closer. And closer. I avoided their bites, but a couple of them scratched me, one on my leg, one on my arm. I finished them off, went out of the house, and ran without looking back.

Found a small apartment. Had a zombie in it, took care of him with a baseball bat. Nice and quiet. Very messy. Looked around; enough food for a couple of days here. Saw to bandaging up my wounds, they weren't major but it was better to try and be safe than sorry. Took some painkillers and a sleeping pill once I had used the last of my wood on barricading things. Slept for about 12 hours.

Sick. Stomach churning, head spinning. Threw up in toilet bowl. Grim. Probably the infection, from a scratch or blood that splattered on me or something. No hastiness though. Don't be hasty. Took some more pills, ate more than I could really spare, found a book to read and enjoyed it by the evening light with a fair amount of booze. Not a bad day in the circumstances.

Sicker. Dwefinition the virus. Hear pounding, but door is holding. Another surviver they found? Just beating doors for no raisin? Don't know. Still reading, good book. Atwood. I like Atwood. Virus there too.

Sleep. Wake. can't see words now too blurry. bread andples not tasty. eat steak. not cook, tastes good, fills belly. Drink. Drink lots and lots. Okay. Get it together. Blaze of gory bob, blaze of glory. Load up. 65 shotgun shells. Bottle of booze. Another steak. Bat with nails.

Open door. quiet, eserted. Stride around town like the duke of new york. hardly any zombies. the smurf? where were they all they were ruining my last stand. SMurf it, going to get drunk. Found a bar, raided it, got completely smashed. pills too! might die of od hahahaha hope you all get poisoned by my corpes you smurfs

i dont rememberthe alst few days that's a lot of corpses and fire though what the hell oh god my head

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4 itchy tasty

Smurf you [L], post #1 by Del Murder

Smurf you
sung to the tune of 'F<b></b>uck You' by Cee-Lo Green

--------------------------------

I see you posting 'round the forums
With the Ciddie I want and I'm like,
Smurf you-oooooo!
I guess my poem about blocks
Wasn't enough and I'm like,
Smurf you!
And smurf it too!
I said, if I had done more, I may have won more
Ha, now ain't that some tit? (ain't that some tit?)
And although there's pain in my wrist
I'm still gonna persist with a...
Smurf you-ooooooo!

Yeah I'm tender, that I didn't win Best Member,
But that don't make Jiro the chosen one.
I guess he's a Cid's Knight, and I'm more a pretender,
But being so likeable ain't fun.

I picture the fool that nominates you
(oh tit you're all so witty)
Well
(voting the old guy for the Papa Smurf Ciddie)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little e-girlfriend

I see you posting 'round the forums
With the Ciddie I want and I'm like,
Smurf you-oooooo!
I guess my poem about blocks
Wasn't enough and I'm like,
Smurf you!
And smurf it too!
I said, if I had done more, I may have won more
Ha, now ain't that some tit? (ain't that some tit?)
And although there's pain in my wrist
I'm still gonna persist with a...
Smurf you-ooooooo!

Now I see, that I can be funny,
Jokes and pranks and puns and more.
Trying to follow, how you can vote Psycho.
'Cause he hasn't made me laugh since 2004.

I picture the fool that nominates you
(oh tit you're all so dumb)
Well
(Loony BoB's about as cute as my thumb)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
It takes two active members to make a couple

I see you posting 'round the forums
With the Ciddie I want and I'm like,
Smurf you-oooooo!
I guess my poem about blocks
Wasn't enough and I'm like,
Smurf you!
And smurf it too!
I said, if I had done more, I may have won more
Ha, now ain't that some tit? (ain't that some tit?)
And although there's pain in my wrist
I'm still gonna persist with a...
Smurf you-ooooooo!

Now voters, voters, voters, how'd you mess up Best Avatar so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell Award Guy but he told me
"NCG's was just too rad"
(too rad, too rad, too rad)

I see you posting 'round the forums
With the Ciddie I want and I'm like,
Smurf you-oooooo!
I guess my poem about blocks
Wasn't enough and I'm like,
Smurf you!
And smurf it too!
I said, if I had done more, I may have won more
Ha, now ain't that some tit? (ain't that some tit?)
And although there's pain in my wrist
I'm still gonna persist with a...
Smurf you-ooooooo!

I do apologize; having to be hit by five of these lethally cool posts in quick succession is a bit much. Should you still live, pause a few moments to compose yourself before we carry on.

Now you know what a perfectly timed, perfectly phrased, or simply utterly hilarious post can do to a formerly normal human being. Do you feel changed? I hope so; the rest of the board may seem bleaker for not being written by Del Murder, I'm my own MILF, or Bolivar. Maybe, if internal bleeding stops, you can challenge the might of gods and also post as a king (or queen) might. These posts simply have shown you the limits of fantastic.

And then broke them.

fire_of_avalon
12-24-2011, 12:13 AM
Come ooooon fuck you!

Del Murder
12-24-2011, 12:13 AM
*hi5s MILF*

We have 4 of the 5 nominated posts. :cool:

sharkythesharkdogg
12-24-2011, 12:14 AM
I'm the third funniest! That's almost something worth remarking on, so I'm doing it anyway!

Congrats to our winners!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:15 AM
23. Best Post
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/icons-390-1.jpg



http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/139993-do-you-remember.html#post3042024 - 1 votes
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/138166-project-zomboid-fun-little-indie-zombie-survival-rpg-post3011314.html#post3011314 - 2 votes
http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/137658-smurf-you-l.html#post2998820 - 6 votes
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/138244-question-time.html#post3012807 - 6 votes



http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138814-eyes-final-fantasy-limericks-3.html#post3027301 - 9 votes
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138378-locking-down.html#post3016707 - 16 votes

And the winner isÖ


Locking it down!
The best part about the proposal was that I'll never have to do it again.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/Ciddiebite.gif

Laddy
12-24-2011, 12:16 AM
Good job, everyone! You made the right choice!

Del Murder
12-24-2011, 12:17 AM
I will admit, that was one of my better posts ever, but I did think Bolivar's was a hidden gem. (I was rooting for him for MLT be a SE Employee for that one)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:19 AM
22. Best Thread
Nomination leader(s): http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138562-eyesonff-member-album-thread.html
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/Ciddiebite.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/foodicon1-1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/Ciddiebite.gif

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/eyes-each-other/138250-spiraling-into-depression-again-feeling-extremely-suicidal-right-now.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/137510-great-thread-pussy-pics.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138378-locking-down.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138562-eyesonff-member-album-thread.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/138129-eyes-final-fantasy-summer-2011-census.html

sharkythesharkdogg
12-24-2011, 12:19 AM
Another tip of the hate to Bolivar's post.

There's just no way to compete with an announcement like Del's.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:21 AM
http://www.globaltextiles.com/html/images/upload/tradeleads/469/468274.jpg

>:}

Laddy
12-24-2011, 12:21 AM
Another tip of the hate to Bolivar's post.
Irony. Sweet, sweet, irony.

Bubba
12-24-2011, 12:22 AM
Two deserving winners! I only didn't predict them because I didn't think the masses would be that smart. DK had my vote for Funniest, because he is always hilarious. And Cuch is incapable of making a post without calling somebody a bellend. :cuch:


No worries, just so I don't smurf this up. Could I have an example word that rhymes with your name? I'll use different words in your Limerick though! I'll even relate it to the ciddies in honour of this fine evening! (does anyone else type the word 'smurf' instead of 'that word' now or is it just me?)

"Raist" as in "waist" and "lin" as in "fin." :)

That's what I thought! Tough name to rhyme with but I thought 'artistic license'... Oh well, here goes

There was a young ingrate called Raistlin
And Bubba's time he enjoyed wastin'
Who's rhymes were so striking
But not to his liking
Bubba's fist soon he'll be tasting

Oh yeah, the ciddies are top also!

Only joking Raistlin, hope you don't take offence. I'm not really nasty in any way... I'm a cute, cuddly tonberry after all!

Shlup
12-24-2011, 12:23 AM
I got so many nominations but every time a vote has come up I have just been destroyed. Even when I got second it was a very distant second. xD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:24 AM
22. Best Thread
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/icons-390-1.jpg



RSL's birthday thread - 1 vote
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/137510-great-thread-pussy-pics.html - 5 votes
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138562-eyesonff-member-album-thread.html - 6 votes
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/138129-eyes-final-fantasy-summer-2011-census.html - 7 votes



http://forums.eyesonff.com/eyes-each-other/138250-spiraling-into-depression-again-feeling-extremely-suicidal-right-now.html - 8 votes
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138378-locking-down.html - 14 votes

And the winner isÖ


Locking it down!
Our Live wedding thread should be a shoe-in for next year's Ciddies too.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/Ciddiebite.gif

sharkythesharkdogg
12-24-2011, 12:24 AM
I got so many nominations but every time a vote has come up I have just been destroyed. Even when I got second it was a very distant second. xD


You'll always be our silver medal.

Del Murder
12-24-2011, 12:27 AM
Thread and post? Didn't even know that was possible.

btw, that indeed has become the most repped post of all time at EoFF. :cool:

Thanks for the votes and my sincere apologies to every other boyfriend on this site for setting the bar so high.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:29 AM
21. Best Blogger
Nomination leader(s): shaibana & ShlupQuack
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/Ciddiebite.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/foodicon1-1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/Ciddiebite.gif

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon
Freya
Parker
shaibana
ShlupQuack

Pike
12-24-2011, 12:29 AM
Congrats (again) in more ways than one, Del! :)

Raistlin
12-24-2011, 12:29 AM
There was a young ingrate called Raistlin
And Bubba's time he enjoyed wastin'
Who's rhymes were so striking
But not to his liking
Bubba's fist soon he'll be tasting

Enjoy your rabies!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:31 AM
If there is anybody who is unqualified for writing this speech, it is me. I have not touched the blog feature at Eyes on Final Fantasy at all. I have commented, yes. But the last time I read a blog was a few weeks ago, and it was shaibanaís. If it were up to me to present the award, you would probably all accuse me of cheating or something. How could I ruin such a prestigious and clean event such as the Ciddies right? :rolleyes: Oh you guys. You poor souls who spend so much time nominating and voting when the competition is so clearly rigged.

These five candidates should be grateful they arenít Chinese. I heard about 7 minutes ago from my lovely lady friend that some micro blogs are being blocked in China. As if the great firewall of China wasnít big enough as it was. Raistlin is probably the only member who will have to worry about China hunting him down anyway, what with his political nonsense and whatnot. Apparently nobody likes his blog anyway, as heís not even nominated. Tough break pal.

Now let me give you a brief rundown of what I believe each member generally blogs about. I think I can do that much for you.

fire_of_avalon recently made a blog titled The Ballad of Owie Thumb. I can only assume she injured her thumb while punching evil doers into submission. Fun fact: I originally wrote evil doors. Watch out for those bastards too. Sheís also sharing her dreams with us! I hope I get mentioned in one.

Freya made some blog entries about otters Ė which is awesome, otters are smurfing ace, almost as good as Agent Proto Ė and some about Mass Effect Ė apparently Kaiden Alenko is an absolute dream boat. Iím more of a fem Shep guy myself Ė and some about Pottermore Ė my money is on JK writing about Albus Severus Potter whose initials are mysteriously ASP, like, yíknow, the snake.

Has Parker finished his quest to lose virginity? I donít know. Maybe his blogs would tell me that. He was asking us for help for years though EoFF, what cruel bastards were we to roostera him like that. So curiosity got the better of me and I clicked on his blog. One entry about whistling the chocobo theme in public, another about how ďdongerĒ is a far better word than ďdongĒ. As much as I want to be high-brow and talk down about his content, I chuckled like a mothersmurfer.

shaibana has been telling us all about her internship in Sweden! Iím surprised we havenít heard of a super awesome mega Sweden meet up yet. You slackers are slack. I find her entries charming and endearing. You would all do well to follow her lead. Gosh. We also tend to get some pretty sweet funny pictures and stories by way of shaibana as well.

ShlupQuack. Last entry. Hasnít moved from her chair for three weeks. I think thatís an impressive feat. There are comatose people who are more mobile than that. But at the very least she was productive, right? Watching movies and tv shows and doing some craft. You should see her craft. Sheís actually pretty damn good. Which reminds me, I was meant to buy some stuff off her for Christmas. Too late now, I guess Iíll just get some while Iím over there at her house. I bet sheíll still charge me delivery fees.

Who is the best blogger EoFF? Not me, thatís for sure. Probably not you, unless youíre one of the five I mentioned. Definitely not Raistlin. One way to find out. Letís go, Award Qu!

Raistlin
12-24-2011, 12:35 AM
Jiro: it didn't help that I stopped blogging at all months before the Ciddies. :p I am more surprised that Yearg didn't make the cut. Anyway, go foa!

Shlup
12-24-2011, 12:35 AM
If shaibana gets this I'm going to start beating people. I don't mind if I don't get it, but she doesn't capitalize her words and I find that offensive.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:36 AM
21. Best Blogger
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/icons-390-1.jpg



RSL....................................1
Freya..................................1
shaibana...............................6
Parker.................................9



fire_of_avalon........................12
ShlupQuack............................13

And the winner isÖ


ShlupQuack!
I guess Amanda manages to blog when she's not so busy selling shrinkydinks at $18 a pair.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/Ciddiebite.gif

Bubba
12-24-2011, 12:38 AM
There was a young ingrate called Raistlin
And Bubba's time he enjoyed wastin'
Who's rhymes were so striking
But not to his liking
Bubba's fist soon he'll be tasting

Enjoy your rabies!

Oh yeah, oh well... at least I'll have a excuse in court for all those babies I'll be kicking.

Jiro, you are officially a legend with all these speeches!

Shlup
12-24-2011, 12:38 AM
'Bout time my 30th Ciddie showed up.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:39 AM
FYI, this will be the last Ciddie awarded today!


18. Best General Forums Poster
Nomination leader(s): NorthernChaosGod
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/Ciddiebite.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/foodicon1-1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/Ciddiebite.gif

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon
Laddy
NorthernChaosGod
Pike
Psychotic
sharkythesharkdogg
ShlupQuack

Laddy
12-24-2011, 12:42 AM
Oooh. :O

Pike
12-24-2011, 12:42 AM
I think all of these nominees are deserving, except for this Pike person who I've never heard of before.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:43 AM
The General Forums are generally regarded as The Best Placeô, not just at Eyes on Final Fantasy, but on the internet in general. They were birthed when our Grand General Cid, otherwise known as Sean, or perhaps Our Holy Creator, decided there was more to life than just discussing Final Fantasy. You could discuss other things too. Different things. General things.

However, friends, neighbours, strangers, donít be fooled by this fable, this fairy tale that weíve all been force fed. The General Forums are not generally regarded as The Best Placeô by anyone of any particular merit Ė get some citation needed on that tit! The General Forums are a hive of filth and villainy, and other generally bad and evil things Ė you can google the smurf out of that. It is with a heavy heart, a sweaty bro and suspiciously stained trousers that I introduce you to the True Face of Eyes on Final Fantasyís General Forums and the dastardly villains who are the root of our problem.


http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2516146/foa%20General%20Forums%20Poster.jpg

fire_of_avalon is our femme fatale in the form of Mystique! She can just into any form, and used her abilities to infiltrate staff. Through her seductive techniques, she has corrupted the staff of Eyes on Final Fantasy into giving the General Forums free reign to do as they please. I mean, who wouldnít fall for the charms of a girl in tight red pants?


http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2516146/Laddy%20General%20Forums%20Poster.jpg

Laddy is our resident Magnificent Bastard. He uses his charm, intellect and style to spread evilness throughout the world. The ladies want him, but he just tells them to shove off because he ainít into that. You wonít hear him admit it, because he is far more intelligent than that, but he has plans to become the greatest man in the entire EoFFiverse.


http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2516146/NCG%20General%20Forums%20Poster.jpg

This is NorthernChaosGod, aka Chaos or even NCG as heís known in the hood. When heís not at the gym working on his phenomenal physique, heís doing drug runs across the border. Donít let the horns and sharp teeth fool you though Ė he does have a softer side. His softer side likes kidnapping women and taking them back to his sex lair, which he calls the Chaos Shrine. A shrine to himself? Yeah, itís like heís Iceglow.


http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2516146/Pike%20General%20Forums%20Poster.jpg

Pike had dreams of becoming a robot and spreading that robotic joy to everyone in the world. Then something went wrong. Horribly wrong. Now sheís an omnicidal santa robot hell bent on smurfing up everyone and everything that isnít a bronie. Why? How the smurf should we know, weíre not highly intelligent robots. Pike is the heavy weapons expert in this den of devilry.


http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2516146/Psy%20General%20Forums%20Poster.jpg

The Big Bad himself. Psychotic controls everything. He organises the lot, and then sits back and sips from his dainty little tea cup whilst chuckling to himself. Heís well past his prime though, and some might say his control is slipping. The greatest threat to the Psychotic Empire is Laddy, the young upstart with the flare and style crabby old Psychotic is just lacking completely.


http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2516146/Sharky%20General%20Forums%20Poster.jpg

sharkythesharkdogg is a little bit of a misnomer. Heís not a shark, nor a dog, nor a sharkdogg. He does have a smurf load of sharp teeth and a passion for beating things up though. His signature trait is jousting using a high performance race car and a goddamn trident. Needless to say, if you joust against this guy, you ainít coming back. Sharkythesharkdogg is the brawn. He deals with trouble makers and keeps the fuzz out of the General Forums. Heís also probably on his way to kick my ass right now. I can hear the engine roar now.

Or maybe thatís him.


http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2516146/Shlup%20General%20Forums%20Poster.jpg

ShlupQuack is the evil witch who just likes to terrorise people. She doesnít care about anything except being a bitch. I mean seriously, what the hell is her problem? Her two little eel buddies hang around to give her little electric shocks to keep her face looking youthful and radiant. What a lunatic. These arenít the only traits she shares with Ursula from The Little Mermaid. She also looks like her too. Donít believe me?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/IMG_1919.jpg

So which of these villainous scumbags and pieces of titty dirt is the best at what they do? Well Award Qu knows. But I just want to let you know that I said the word General, or some variant of it, no less than 13 times in this speech. Why? Made sense at the time.

Now I have to flee the country before sharkythesharkdogg catches me. Adios bitches.

fire_of_avalon
12-24-2011, 12:44 AM
I'm doomed!

Shlup
12-24-2011, 12:44 AM
Sounds like Jiro is butthurt that I banned him from my timezone.

Laddy
12-24-2011, 12:44 AM
Brilliant!

sharkythesharkdogg
12-24-2011, 12:45 AM
How the fuck did he find out about my trident?

Pike
12-24-2011, 12:45 AM
Jiro is a speech-writing legend.

Del Murder
12-24-2011, 12:46 AM
Great speech to end the day.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:48 AM
18. Best General Forums Poster
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/icons-390-1.jpg



RSL....................................1
Laddy..................................3
ShlupQuack.............................4
sharkythesharkdogg.....................4
Pike...................................6
Psychotic..............................8



NorthernChaosGod.......................8
fire_of_avalon.........................9

And the winner isÖ


fire_of_avalon!
My foa impression: Y'all are so kind. Now go post in my karaoke thread before I kick your ass!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/Ciddiebite.gif

Shlup
12-24-2011, 12:49 AM
Good to see the people appreciate quality. Barely.

fire_of_avalon
12-24-2011, 12:49 AM
I don't have any tight pants. Especially red ones.

sharkythesharkdogg
12-24-2011, 12:49 AM
Hooray! A good ending to the day, and well deserved!

Pike
12-24-2011, 12:50 AM
Oooh, tight race. I love it! Congrats foa! :jess:

Laddy
12-24-2011, 12:51 AM
Dammit, was it the metal thong? It was the metal thong. :(

Bubba
12-24-2011, 12:51 AM
Is Pike really a robot? Like something from 'AI'?

fire_of_avalon
12-24-2011, 12:52 AM
Whoa, what? Really? D'aww. Y'all. Things.

:emb:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:52 AM
One last award before we take our holiday break (look for some more Cookies to be awarded during the break, as well as a super special award given to a super special EoFF member :bigsmile:). This award goes to the person who made the most posts in the general forums (top section) over the last six months.




NorthernChaosGod!

1. NorthernChaosGod - 2,654 posts
2. Jiro - 1,851 posts
3. Pike - 1,539 posts

Congrats! Your efforts are well appreciated.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/Cookie-1.png

See you guys on the 26th! (3pm Pacific start time) Happy Holidays!

Feel free to keep discussing the results up to this point amongst yourselves.

Pike
12-24-2011, 12:52 AM
Is Pike really a robot? Like something from 'AI'?

Yes.

My positronic relays are currently functioning within optimal parameters.

NorthernChaosGod
12-24-2011, 12:53 AM
Good to see the people appreciate quality. Barely.
Hey, bite me.

Congrats, foa! And amazing speech by my bro Dak. :monster:

EDIT: xD I need to get a life.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 12:55 AM
Correct predictions up to this point:

chionos - 9
Jiro - 9
Jessweeee? - 8
Raistlin - 8
Psychotic - 7

Shlup
12-24-2011, 12:55 AM
Good to see the people appreciate quality. Barely.
Hey, bite me.
:flirt:

Pike
12-24-2011, 12:56 AM
See you guys on the 26th! (3pm Pacific start time) Happy Holidays!

This is exactly when I start my work shift that day. :whimper: Oh well. See you guys later that night when I show up in the thread after everyone has left and clean up all the empty punch cups!

fire_of_avalon
12-24-2011, 12:59 AM
I'll save you some cookies, Pikele.

Raistlin
12-24-2011, 01:00 AM
... NCG is the second best General Forums poster? Sometimes I worry about you, EoFF.

foa. :love:

Bubba
12-24-2011, 01:00 AM
Is Pike really a robot? Like something from 'AI'?

Yes.

My positronic relays are currently functioning within optimal parameters.

Wow. I've never conversed with a real life robot before. Are we interfacing?

These Ciddies have been class. I've actually killed three of my relatives so I've got time to be here on Boxing day. Is it gonna start at the same time?

Pike
12-24-2011, 01:03 AM
I'll save you some cookies, Pikele.

I knew I could count on you foa <3




Is Pike really a robot? Like something from 'AI'?

Yes.

My positronic relays are currently functioning within optimal parameters.

Wow. I've never conversed with a real life robot before. Are we interfacing?

These Ciddies have been class. I've actually killed three of my relatives so I've got time to be here on Boxing day. Is it gonna start at the same time?

We are indeed interfacing. Isn't it hot?

And they will start at 3:00pm PST (GMT-8)

TrollHunter
12-24-2011, 01:03 AM
Gah I was out last-minute christmas shopping for people who could easily kill me if I was unable to meet their expectations.
I missed all the awards, I am now sad. :cry:

NorthernChaosGod
12-24-2011, 01:04 AM
... NCG is the second best General Forums poster? Sometimes I worry about you, EoFF.

foa. :love:
Wes, go choke on a bag of dicks. :colbert:

(That right there is quality posting)

Pike
12-24-2011, 01:05 AM
Not a bag of legos?

NorthernChaosGod
12-24-2011, 01:09 AM
No, those are for your feet, silly.

fire_of_avalon
12-24-2011, 01:11 AM
Motherfucking ouch :O

Bubba
12-24-2011, 01:12 AM
I'll save you some cookies, Pikele.

I knew I could count on you foa <3




Is Pike really a robot? Like something from 'AI'?

Yes.

My positronic relays are currently functioning within optimal parameters.

Wow. I've never conversed with a real life robot before. Are we interfacing?

These Ciddies have been class. I've actually killed three of my relatives so I've got time to be here on Boxing day. Is it gonna start at the same time?

We are indeed interfacing. Isn't it hot?

And they will start at 3:00pm PST (GMT-8)

The only relationship I've had with a machine was with my hoover. I must admit that was purely sexual until I found out it was cheating on me with my own brother!

I'll be there in Boxing Day. Cheers for including the GMT time for us Brits, Pike!

blackmage_nuke
12-24-2011, 01:17 AM
This is the worst Christmas ever.

Also I want to say good work on all the speeches but I would be lying because I didnt read them all as I am just going to wait for someone to make the speech thread hint hint.

TrollHunter
12-24-2011, 01:18 AM
The only relationship I've had with a machine was with my hoover. I must admit that was purely sexual until I found out it was cheating on me with my own brother!

Bubba better win best newbie, these posts are just amazing.

Marshall Banana
12-24-2011, 01:22 AM
Most delicious? Stay away from me, Qu!

Hollycat
12-24-2011, 01:23 AM
Hah, I told you guys I wasn't nuts.

Del Murder
12-24-2011, 01:31 AM
Good show so far. Congrats to the winners!

Now to go get ready for a traditional family Christmas dinner at the Outback Steakhouse.

Hollycat
12-24-2011, 01:36 AM
Big thumbs up for everyone so far (except you Jiro, stop winning things)(fine you too)

Old Manus
12-24-2011, 01:46 AM
I made Cuchulainn every inch the snark he is today. I think he and I may be having some troubles.

Shiny
12-24-2011, 01:46 AM
To indicate how overrated these members are, I assigned each of them a rageface. I expect you'll pretty much agree.

blackmage_nuke
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/determined-challenge-accepted.jpg
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/misc-you-dont-say.jpg
Jiro
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/misc-got-a-badass-over-here.jpg
Peegee
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/troll-troll-face.jpg
Psychotic
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/determined-fumanchu-computer-stare.jpg
Raistlin
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/misc-will-smith.jpg
Hahahah, but no Raistlin is not cool enough to be the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Del Murder
12-24-2011, 01:50 AM
I don't think he's even cool enough for Carlton.

Jiro
12-24-2011, 02:27 AM
Oh good, there's a break in proceedings. That means I can get back to finishing off the last few speeches. Tell me if I win anything.

DK
12-24-2011, 02:28 AM
I think this is like the third or fourth time me and Pauw have done a one-two on funniest member. Chuckle Nation for life motherfuckers. Though, it is nice to be the one taking home the gold for once. Thanks to everyone who voted for me! I love you. <3

Rantz
12-24-2011, 02:51 AM
Who did I help this time! I'm not helping nobody!

j/k y'all are too nice to me. Thanks folks :love:

Jiro
12-24-2011, 04:06 AM
Big thumbs up for everyone so far (except you Jiro, stop winning things)(fine you too)

I've won one Cookie and one Ciddie, I'm hardly sweeping the Ciddies. :monster:

Also holy crap am I joint leader in predictions? That's amazing!

Mister Adequate
12-24-2011, 06:18 AM
*hi5s MILF*

We have 4 of the 5 nominated posts. :cool:

*hi5* This is just how we roll. Grats on your double victory! :D

Freya
12-24-2011, 06:59 AM
Congrats everyone! I'm glad I only got one vote in Blogger. I was going to go on a throat punching spree if foa and shulp didn't get the votes they deserved.

Loony BoB
12-24-2011, 03:19 PM
hi guys BoB here posting from mobile in tent outside GAME in edinburgh thanx 4 ciddie bad reception gotta go congrats to all the

Baloki
12-24-2011, 03:23 PM
hi guys BoB here posting from mobile in tent outside GAME in edinburgh thanx 4 ciddie bad reception gotta go congrats to all the

o.O

Jiro
12-24-2011, 03:46 PM
Buy a copy for me too you basket

Peegee
12-24-2011, 05:53 PM
I'm back from my limo ride! And I didn't win a single ciddeh!

Does that mean my behaviour in the past 6 months has improved? Shouldn't there be a cookie for that? http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/0/0f/025MS.png http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/b/bb/004MS.png http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/8/85/393MS.png

Laddy
12-24-2011, 06:12 PM
:cookie:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-24-2011, 06:25 PM
Speaking of Cookies, here's another Cookie award for you. This one goes to the member who made the most threads over the past six months. Without new threads, the discussion around here gets stale. This member helped keep things fresh!




Laddy!

1. Laddy - 64 threads
2. Justy - 50 threads
3. Wolf Kanno - 46 threads

Congrats! Your efforts are well appreciated.

chionos
12-24-2011, 06:49 PM
Big thumbs up for everyone so far (except you Jiro, stop winning things)(fine you too)

I've won one Cookie and one Ciddie, I'm hardly sweeping the Ciddies. :monster:

Also holy crap am I joint leader in predictions? That's amazing!

Me n u 4ever Jiro. Wanna snuggle?

Pike
12-24-2011, 11:07 PM
Speaking of Cookies, here's another Cookie award for you. This one goes to the member who made the most threads over the past six months. Without new threads, the discussion around here gets stale. This member helped keep things fresh!




Laddy!

1. Laddy - 64 threads
2. Justy - 50 threads
3. Wolf Kanno - 46 threads

Congrats! Your efforts are well appreciated.

My New Year's resolution is to make one new thread a day for the entire year.

Raistlin
12-24-2011, 11:52 PM
Cookie whore.

NorthernChaosGod
12-24-2011, 11:54 PM
Speaking of Cookies, here's another Cookie award for you. This one goes to the member who made the most threads over the past six months. Without new threads, the discussion around here gets stale. This member helped keep things fresh!




Laddy!

1. Laddy - 64 threads
2. Justy - 50 threads
3. Wolf Kanno - 46 threads

Congrats! Your efforts are well appreciated.

My New Year's resolution is to make one new thread a day for the entire year.
My New Year's resolution will be to post in all your threads. :p

Pike
12-25-2011, 12:00 AM
Cookie whore.

http://cookiemonsteroutfit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Sexy-Adult-Female.jpg


My New Year's resolution will be to post in all your threads. :p

I'm gonna hold you to that.

Madonna
12-25-2011, 12:03 AM
God (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/2.html) would have had a use for you on his forum, Pike.

Congratulations, everyone; you are all winners, here, in your heart.

NorthernChaosGod
12-25-2011, 12:15 AM
My New Year's resolution will be to post in all your threads. :p

I'm gonna hold you to that.
Then it will be easy for me if you make a thread not in a forum I visit. :monster:

Laddy
12-25-2011, 12:56 AM
OMG I won something! :OOOO Thank you, everyone!

Jiro
12-25-2011, 01:53 AM
Laddy is my enabler. I don't make threads, I post in them. Therefore I dedicate my cookie to Laddy! YAY TEAM