Desert Island Film.

[Quindiana Jones]

Your water has run out. There's little food left. All you have are your trusted DVD player and your most beloved film. Your soda supply will only last the duration of the film, and there are only a few packets of Wine Gums.

Which film would you watch?

Mine is "The Man From Earth". It was actually mentioned right here in this Lounge once upon a time, and I gave it a looksie. Literally a handful of people talking in a living room. And it's amazing.

[Chris]

Jurassic Park

My mother took me to see the first movie when I was six, and being the dinosaur lover that I am, it stuck with me for the rest of my life. Just hearing the Main Theme can quite literally make me cry rivers of joy and nostalgia.

No other movie will ever replace, or occupy, the #1 spot that Jurassic Park still holds.

[Peegee]

American History X

great topic btw

[Boney King]

This Is Spinal Tap

[GhandiOwnsYou]

Rocky Horror. If I'm gonna go out, it may as well be to Tim Curry in Drag.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Either Pulp Fiction or The Big Lebowski.

I think I'll go with Pulp Fiction.

[Jiro]

just pick something hella long so you might get rescued right

i don't know what i would watch. i really enjoyed se7en though so id watch taht again

[Iceglow]

Ok well if we're "silly" like Dak suggested I would pick:

Modern Times Forever (Stora Enso Building, Helsinki) is a 2011 film by Danish artists' group Superflex. It is currently the longest film ever made, lasting 240 hours (10 days). The film shows centuries of decay, compressed into the span of the film, marking Helsinki's Stora Enso building; the building it was originally screened in front of during an art festival.

Whilst watching this I would wade out in to the ocean and using a rope made over 3 days from my own body hair plucked with the pincer of a crab lassoo two turtles. I would imagine it would take me about 2 days of standing in the ocean perfectly still to get the turtles to come close enough. With the remaining 5 days I would build up my supplies, fish caught with my bare hands mixed with leaves from the local palm trees (not the tastiest I would imagine but they'd probably contain enough fluid in the sap to keep me going) on the 10th day I would gather my supplies, lash my turtles to my feet like powered ski's and sail away to safety on turtle power.

Edit: if I can only choose one film to watch knowing it's my last movie and I will die a slow death of dehydration afterwards?

Well then I'd have a difficult choice to make. A couple of close contenders would be:

Scott Pilgrim vs The World.
The Matrix
Lord of The Rings
Sky Blue
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
Armageddon
Romeo Must Die
The Crow
Pulp Fiction
Taken
Aliens.

[Quindiana Jones]

Summary: I don't know. Hopefully nobody has ever seen blockbuster hit "Pirates of the Caribbean".

[Iceglow]

Summary: I don't know. Hopefully nobody has ever seen blockbuster hit "Pirates of the Caribbean".

Oh I don't know Quin getting butt hurt over this seems childish. Perhaps you ought to have gotten back to your thread quicker.

[Quindiana Jones]

Steve, only you would connect children with butt-hurting.

[Iceglow]

Really I wouldn't head there Quin because after all, you were the one making inappropriate comments about my 4 year old niece.

[DK]

This is why you two need to unblock each other on XBL, it's so cute when you squabble. :shobon:

[Quindiana Jones]

You were the one doing inappropriate things to your niece! Oh Stevie, I just want us to be friends. Back when we laughed and ran together. Back when we were happy. Do you remember that time when we teabagged Paul, or the gay sex shortly thereafter? I look back at those days with bittersweet bliss....

I miss you.

I admit, this thread is probably worth a close. xD

[Psychotic]

SHUT UP AND STOP MAKING TERRIBLE POSTS

-A forums administrator.

[Quindiana Jones]

BUT I NEED HIM! IT'S SO SAD HOW WE CANNOT BE TOGETHER! WHERE IS YOUR SYMPATHY? WHERE IS MY STEVIE? :crying:

[Iceglow]

Arthur, Arthur, Arthur... I warned you that this is not where you wanted to take this. Alas this is where you decide to come and ignore numerous warnings not just from myself but Paul and Dan too.

You're a smurfing retard seriously learn when to shut the smurf up and not only learn when to shut the smurf up but also instead of just identifying the time when to shut the smurf up actually take the step to shut the smurf up. If the swear filter is truly so smurfing awful with the tit = tit bollocks then I truly and honestly believe that "talking tit" should be re-filtered to "talking quin" I think it would truly actually fit the phrase best.

Don't even get me started on the whole, you've made comments of an inappropriate sexual nature about a 4 year old girl not just on XBL but also on my facebook wall which might I add is why I had to delete your sorry ass off my facebook in the first place because hello my cousin and my sister both saw this. My cousin who btw would eat you alive and tit you out in to a bucket and my sister who for all the tit I say about her is very protective of her children. She'd see you strung up for this and all the "lawyer this. lawyer that" bollocks you sprout would mean nothing when witness statements and print outs show you making these comments. It would also mean tit considering no one would believe you because a simple CRB check would show you up on the register with all the other kiddie fiddlers and rapists.

And how did all that start? I believe it was because I implied I wouldn't mind a bit of your sister, your sisters who are a) older than you and b) not only far superior in terms of looks but also could probably actually handle themselves better in a fight than you ever will. It's a little overkill to go on about wanting to draw a line of cum across the back of a 4 year old girl because your friend said he found your sister attractive. If that was acceptable then why the hell is Josef Fritzl so ostracised? Oh sorry I forgot he was like your father or some tit.

Now, I know you're going to go off on one about how my post was too long and you didn't read etc etc etc. You're boring me, if you can't be bothered to read about 200 words then no wonder you ended up on the sexual offenders list. So I'll finish with a nice short close:

In short, given that your head looks like the arse-shavings of a crusty old tramp and that you clearly take throbbing arousal from sniffing your sisters' sweaty used socks, here's some advice: Shut up, you gimp.

[Psychotic]

Alright, well, I did say. The bickering posts that the two of you have made are totally unacceptable and EoFF would be better off without them. Please don't drag this kind of nonsense onto here again; there will be consequences if you continue. Thank you.