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Hollycat
12-27-2011, 06:00 PM
I will ride my bike a mile OR eat a scoop of ice cream.
Help me exercise!!!!

Don't make me fat people. Don't make me fat.

Edit: lets make it two miles, that's a lap around campus.

Psychotic
12-27-2011, 06:24 PM
Hope you like type 2 diabetes my friend.

rubah
12-27-2011, 06:30 PM
8D

Del Murder
12-27-2011, 06:34 PM
I promise not to post in this thread and force you to eat more ice cream, HC.

Hollycat
12-27-2011, 06:42 PM
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Pike
12-27-2011, 07:10 PM
Make this one a scoop of Moose Tracks ice cream, bro.

Giga Guess
12-27-2011, 07:35 PM
All I can say is...

CONSUME!

(This will be your first lesson...people are bastards.)

Quindiana Jones
12-27-2011, 07:35 PM
Eat up, fatty.

Raistlin
12-27-2011, 08:06 PM
HC is already campaigning for the "most rep received" cookie for the next Ciddies. But instead of a cookie in 6 months, have some ice cream now.

NorthernChaosGod
12-27-2011, 08:10 PM
Now eat chocolate chip cookie dough.

fire_of_avalon
12-27-2011, 10:18 PM
Now eat your bicycle.

Hollycat
12-27-2011, 10:22 PM
I didn't say you could choose the flavor.

Shlup
12-27-2011, 10:24 PM
Ice cream is proof that God exists and he loves us. You're welcome.

NorthernChaosGod
12-27-2011, 10:27 PM
Whatever, enjoy being fat then.

Hollycat
12-27-2011, 10:32 PM
Green mint. you guys are trying to kill me with it aren't you.

NorthernChaosGod
12-27-2011, 10:34 PM
Yes. /smug

Iceglow
12-27-2011, 10:38 PM
Hope you like type 2 diabetes my friend.

He not only likes the idea of type 2 diabetes he positively loves the idea. Really we should work on this! Help a Cactuar out

drotato
12-27-2011, 11:13 PM
Bwahahaha. This thread is awesome.

EAT EET.

fire_of_avalon
12-27-2011, 11:57 PM
Eat.

Your.

Bicycle.

:smugbert:

chionos
12-28-2011, 12:03 AM
I knew I was right about HC.
Yep.

Iceglow
12-28-2011, 12:22 AM
He's gonna get so fat, he's gonna make Psy's momma look skinny!

edit: actually going on the thread title of Paul's lifetime achievement ciddie award then I just cussed grandma....oh well time to fight grandma again..

Peegee
12-28-2011, 01:25 AM
Eat up, fatty.

hahahaha win

blackmage_nuke
12-28-2011, 01:41 AM
If you record yourself riding the first 10 miles i might be tempted to rep.

And there better be atleast 50% up hill in that ride

G13
12-28-2011, 01:58 AM
I repped and posted. I expect you'll do the right thing and attempt both at the same time.

Godspeed, sir.

NorthernChaosGod
12-28-2011, 03:07 AM
I might actually rep if he ate ice cream while riding.

Peegee
12-28-2011, 03:21 AM
stop repping him and make him eat 50 qts of iced `cream`. do it

Iceglow
12-28-2011, 03:21 AM
No we cannot rep for eating whilst riding alone, he must be eating ice cream riding his bike naked to get rep too!

NorthernChaosGod
12-28-2011, 03:24 AM
He's doing this to "lose weight." I don' t think the naked part is a very good idea, Steve.

Iceglow
12-28-2011, 03:25 AM
Not like we're asking for pics or video or anything but think of it, what better incentive to ride faster/harder and thus burn more calories off?

G13
12-28-2011, 03:51 AM
That might have been a good idea if nudity had ever been an option in this endeavor. :|

fire_of_avalon
12-28-2011, 04:02 AM
It always ends in nudity for Steve. It doesn't matter who's naked, as long as somebody is.

sharkythesharkdogg
12-28-2011, 04:26 AM
I want him to ride his bicycle off a ramp into a giant ice cream cake.

DO IT.

Jiro
12-28-2011, 05:01 AM
I like Sharky's idea. I want to see this HAPPEN.

Levian
12-28-2011, 05:46 AM
We're gonna need a bigger cone

Madame Adequate
12-28-2011, 05:50 AM
It's ICE CREAM TIME!

Agent Proto
12-28-2011, 08:50 AM
We need the EpicMealTime guys to set this up for HC to perform this trick. First, they'll construct a ramp made entirely of meat, which HC will ride his bike to jump off into a wall of bacon and crash into the giant ice cream cake that's beginning to melt. Why? Because it's fucking smart!

Jiro
12-28-2011, 11:52 AM
His bike is made of bacon. And dreams.

Loony BoB
12-28-2011, 12:20 PM
Earn your reps, HC. Don't whore for them. If you really want people to encourage you to exercise, ask for people to encourage you to exercise.

Reps are sacred.

EDIT: I have fixed your thread title and added a poll for your exercise pleasure.

fire_of_avalon
12-28-2011, 12:36 PM
The idea of being covered in sticky ice cream upsets me. I need to take a personal day.

Jiro
12-28-2011, 12:50 PM
I need to help foa on her personal day.

sharkythesharkdogg
12-28-2011, 04:18 PM
You just want to make her more sticky.


Good luck, soldier.

fire_of_avalon
12-28-2011, 05:39 PM
:stare:

Hollycat
12-28-2011, 05:41 PM
yeah, that poll no does work.

drotato
12-28-2011, 09:33 PM
Not like we're asking for pics or video or anything but think of it, what better incentive to ride faster/harder and thus burn more calories off?
No, PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

Iceglow
12-28-2011, 10:23 PM
Ok so Nikki wants the pics and video and the blu-ray high definition version otherwise it didn't happen. The rest of us will take her word on it.

Edit: she also wants the Michael Bay directed, Christopher Nolan Produced - Epic Meal Time baconator version in 3D.

drotato
12-29-2011, 02:41 AM
Ok so Nikki wants the pics and video and the blu-ray high definition version otherwise it didn't happen. The rest of us will take her word on it.

Edit: she also wants the Michael Bay directed, Christopher Nolan Produced - Epic Meal Time baconator version in 3D.
Yeah, this. :colbert:

Loony BoB
12-29-2011, 09:35 AM
Take 1,000 off the ice cream option to see the 'genuine' number, HC. So far, that's 9 scoops of ice cream and then (going by the two mile change you made) 12 miles on a bike. ...I don't know if that's going to gain or lose you weight, actually. x_x

Obviously, you will need to record yourself doing these two things and then post the videos on EoFF so that we can all give you proper reps.

TrollHunter
12-29-2011, 09:41 AM
How did I not see this thread until now?
What a fair and balanced poll.
Bicycle it up HC, on a bike made of Ice Cream preferably.

NorthernChaosGod
12-29-2011, 10:13 AM
I think HC should be made to eat all 1000+ scoops of ice cream.

Sylvie
12-29-2011, 10:27 AM
Seven bicycle rides
And a thousand ice cream cones;
When Hypo surely dies,
He'll be all alone.
The Ice Cream Truck, it tried
But to emptiness it was prone,
and none of those seven rides
Will take poor Hypo home.

Iceglow
12-29-2011, 10:42 AM
The thousand scoops is essential it's the vote of all the eoff final fantasy forums section lurkers who never make it to the top sections.

Sylvie
12-29-2011, 02:26 PM
Hypo sure did try,
To stay fit on his own;
He tried to keep his pride,
despite the tumor that had grown.
And this, my friends, is why
Why Hypo died alone.

rubah
12-29-2011, 07:33 PM
Of course he'll gain weight, b0b. Bike riding is too efficient a mode of transportation to burn a lot of calories quickly.

Peegee
12-29-2011, 07:42 PM
No we cannot rep for eating whilst riding alone, he must be eating ice cream riding his bike naked to get rep too!

Tigmafuzz
12-30-2011, 02:28 PM
Fuck bike, eat girl, sell pizza.

chionos
12-30-2011, 06:55 PM
smurf bike, eat girl, sell pizza.

sell bike, fuck girl, eat pizza

in no particular order

TrollHunter
12-30-2011, 08:34 PM
I'm loving the poll.

NorthernChaosGod
12-30-2011, 09:47 PM
Can I change my vote to eat bicycle? Thanks.

Tigmafuzz
12-31-2011, 01:29 AM
smurf bike, eat girl, sell pizza.

sell bike, smurf girl, eat pizza

in no particular order
The pizza would be cold by then. Eat pizza, fuck girl, sell bike, buy more pizza. Repeat until there are no more bikes to sell.

Carl the Llama
12-31-2011, 01:12 PM
smurf bike, eat girl, sell pizza.

sell bike, smurf girl, eat pizza

in no particular order
The pizza would be cold by then. Eat pizza, fuck girl, sell bike, buy more pizza. Repeat until there are no more bikes to sell.

Cold Pizza > Hot Pizza!

Agent Proto
12-31-2011, 07:59 PM
Cold and hot pizza are equally good. Reheated pizza, however, is not as good.

Sylvie
12-31-2011, 08:00 PM
You are absolutely right. Reheated pizza fucking sucks.

Pike
12-31-2011, 11:16 PM
Cold and hot pizza are equally good. Reheated pizza, however, is not as good.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Carl the Llama
01-01-2012, 02:53 AM
Actually, as a Pizza expert, I can tell you that if you put your oven on at gas mark 4 and stick the pizza in there for 5-10 minutes it comes out almost as good as new, seeing as I have worked at Pizza Hut for over 4 years I know alot about pizza ^^

Tigmafuzz
01-01-2012, 05:27 AM
That could work. Or you could buy another pizza. After selling the girl. I mean bike. Wait, I think it depends on which one you fucked.
...What was this thread about originally?

Pike
01-01-2012, 05:35 AM
I just figure: if cold pizza is as good as warm pizza, why bother spending time heating it up? :greenie:

chionos
01-01-2012, 06:38 AM
I just figure: if cold pizza is as good as warm pizza, why bother spending time heating it up? :greenie:

Mind blown, better eat some pizza so's I can think clearly again.

Raistlin
01-01-2012, 05:19 PM
Why are we limiting the bicycle activities to riding it or eating it? There are other things one can do with a bicycle. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html).

Carl the Llama
01-02-2012, 02:45 AM
I just figure: if cold pizza is as good as warm pizza, why bother spending time heating it up? :greenie:

Cause when I heated it up, I was asked to do so by the other people sharing said pizza.


Why are we limiting the bicycle activities to riding it or eating it? There are other things one can do with a bicycle. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html).

This is one of the lamest things I have ever read... placed on the sex offenders for getting it on with a bike? would that happen if you got it on with a sex toy? lame.

Pike
01-02-2012, 02:53 AM
Getting it on with objects is common. They have documentaries and crap on it.

I'd link to the YouTube vid of the girl talking about how she wants some carnival ride's "fluids" but I can't be bothered to go look for it at the moment.

Coincidentally (since we have another thread about this at the moment): people are blaming it on gay marriage!

Agent Proto
01-02-2012, 04:31 PM
Yeah, some lady actually married the Eiffel Tower. True story.

Tigmafuzz
01-02-2012, 09:41 PM
Yeah, some lady actually married the Eiffel Tower. True story.
wat

SammieBabe
01-02-2012, 09:47 PM
I bet if you deep fried the bike it would be yummy.

Sylvie
01-03-2012, 06:22 AM
Yeah, some lady actually married the Eiffel Tower. True story.
wat
Meowth, that's right.

Jiro
01-05-2012, 03:03 AM
I wonder if her parents were happy she married outside her race?

Agent Proto
01-05-2012, 03:08 AM
This thread is starting to have multiple topics at once.

Sylvie
01-05-2012, 05:18 AM
It's become apparent to me that if Hypo created the thread, the thread is more liable than others to get brutally raped, hi-jacked, or become a 7+ figure orphan.

chionos
01-05-2012, 06:54 AM
Generic attention whorish threads tend to do that.

Sylvie
01-05-2012, 06:57 AM
Yeah, this thread didn't actually offer a topic of discussion.

NorthernChaosGod
01-05-2012, 11:37 AM
We could just go back to discussing HC being fat.

Jiro
01-06-2012, 04:29 AM
I will ride all of those miles for him if he mails me his bike. Screw exercise dude, eat bikes ice cream.