Psychotic
12-28-2011, 03:14 PM
After every Ciddies he writes a little song, and you all praise him for being such a big man. Well, I've sent him several PMs and he's ignored them - have a look - and now this is my final message to him.
Dear Del, you haven't PMed me in a while
I left my MSN, my Facebook, and my LiveJournal in my profile
I left two visitor messages back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with the database or somethin
Sometimes I type messages too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; smurf it, what's been up? Man how's Miriel?
That proposal thread was swell, she's a lucky lady
I'll do it just like you if I ever get married, maybe
I read about your friend, too, I'm sorry about eest
I had a friend who quit staff when BoB said he posted least
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even read the archived tit that you did with Yams
I got a folder full of your avatars and signatures man
I like the tit you did with ShlupQuack too, that tit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your main guy
This is Psy
Dear Del, you still ain't repped my post, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's smurfed up you don't answer fans
So you didn't pick me for Funniest Member, that's nice to know
but you could have at least voted for Iceglow
That's my little minion man, he's twenty six years old
We idled in chat waiting for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty titty man - you're like his smurfin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when I got knighted - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never liked The Man neither
I'm glad you beat him to being forum leader
I want to become just like Super Delete
So that I can save the day, and fly away, job complete
'cause I spend hours reading about when you went out to visit Square
I've kissed that photo, I admit it, I don't care!
Sometimes I even troll Raistlin, to see how much he screams
It's like adrenaline, his pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
Julian's jealous cause I post about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you Del, no one does
He don't know what it was like for spammers like us growin up
You gotta PM me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Paul
P.S. We should partner in mafia too
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Quote-Or-Rep-My-Fans,
this'll be the last PM I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it!
I know you got my last two PMs;
I typed the usernames on 'em perfect
So this is my rap thread I'm posting to you, I hope you read it
I'm in Gen Chat right now, I'm posting 4chan memes
Hey Del, I've got nudes of Shlup, you dare me to post?
You know that thread you made last year, that got repped the most?
"smurf you" you preached at Eyes on, "I'm keeping it real"
"Why have you stopped voting for me, I haven't lost my appeal"
That's kinda how this is, I'm still a worthy rival!
Now it's too late, and I'm gonna get a new pink title
And all I wanted was a lousy PM or Ciddies vote
I hope you know I deleted ALL of your user notes
I love you Del, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Del; ... Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Del, that's Proto I just drunk tanked
but I didn't ban him yet, I renamed him, see I ain't like you
if he has a silly name he'll suffer more, then he'll whine at you
Well, gotta go, I'm about to spam porn now
Oh tit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to post this thread out?
Dear Del, you haven't PMed me in a while
I left my MSN, my Facebook, and my LiveJournal in my profile
I left two visitor messages back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with the database or somethin
Sometimes I type messages too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; smurf it, what's been up? Man how's Miriel?
That proposal thread was swell, she's a lucky lady
I'll do it just like you if I ever get married, maybe
I read about your friend, too, I'm sorry about eest
I had a friend who quit staff when BoB said he posted least
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even read the archived tit that you did with Yams
I got a folder full of your avatars and signatures man
I like the tit you did with ShlupQuack too, that tit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your main guy
This is Psy
Dear Del, you still ain't repped my post, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's smurfed up you don't answer fans
So you didn't pick me for Funniest Member, that's nice to know
but you could have at least voted for Iceglow
That's my little minion man, he's twenty six years old
We idled in chat waiting for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty titty man - you're like his smurfin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when I got knighted - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never liked The Man neither
I'm glad you beat him to being forum leader
I want to become just like Super Delete
So that I can save the day, and fly away, job complete
'cause I spend hours reading about when you went out to visit Square
I've kissed that photo, I admit it, I don't care!
Sometimes I even troll Raistlin, to see how much he screams
It's like adrenaline, his pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
Julian's jealous cause I post about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you Del, no one does
He don't know what it was like for spammers like us growin up
You gotta PM me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Paul
P.S. We should partner in mafia too
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Quote-Or-Rep-My-Fans,
this'll be the last PM I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it!
I know you got my last two PMs;
I typed the usernames on 'em perfect
So this is my rap thread I'm posting to you, I hope you read it
I'm in Gen Chat right now, I'm posting 4chan memes
Hey Del, I've got nudes of Shlup, you dare me to post?
You know that thread you made last year, that got repped the most?
"smurf you" you preached at Eyes on, "I'm keeping it real"
"Why have you stopped voting for me, I haven't lost my appeal"
That's kinda how this is, I'm still a worthy rival!
Now it's too late, and I'm gonna get a new pink title
And all I wanted was a lousy PM or Ciddies vote
I hope you know I deleted ALL of your user notes
I love you Del, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Del; ... Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Del, that's Proto I just drunk tanked
but I didn't ban him yet, I renamed him, see I ain't like you
if he has a silly name he'll suffer more, then he'll whine at you
Well, gotta go, I'm about to spam porn now
Oh tit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to post this thread out?