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Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
12-29-2011, 04:27 AM
What is your vehicles name?
My mustang's name is Ellie. She is my baby.
And my truck has yet to be christened.
Your turn!
My car's name is Bathsheba. She is a '99 Chevy Cavalier, and such an OLD HAG.
fire_of_avalon
12-29-2011, 05:03 AM
Ruby.
Sylvie
12-29-2011, 05:28 AM
Turquoise Benson. A turquoise '92 Cavalier. She's just like me.
rubah
12-29-2011, 05:50 AM
Frona
NorthernChaosGod
12-29-2011, 10:49 AM
I drive the car with no name.
fire_of_avalon
12-29-2011, 12:35 PM
I drive the car with no name.
Her name is now Nora.
Sylvie
12-29-2011, 02:06 PM
And then he's gonna be all like, "I don't have a car!", and we're all going to laugh and make fun of him.
My beloved 2002 Toyota Corolla is The Nautilus.
Peegee
12-29-2011, 05:02 PM
Normally I would laugh at people who name their cars
but then I've been quoted as saying 'PGmobile' on many occasions. Dammit.
Agent Proto
12-29-2011, 06:05 PM
I never considered naming my car. However, if I did, I would probably just call her Penny, or the Proot-mobile.
sharkythesharkdogg
12-29-2011, 06:14 PM
This has come up before.
There's http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz318/sharkythesharkdogg/P1010239.jpg
http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz318/sharkythesharkdogg/petunia.jpg
http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz318/sharkythesharkdogg/0508001122.jpg
and http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz318/sharkythesharkdogg/P1010190.jpg
I know I have a problem. :|
Sharks, you are great. That is all.
Madonna
12-29-2011, 06:52 PM
I refuse to name any of my belongings until they have been blooded. It is a rite which must be earned.
NorthernChaosGod
12-29-2011, 10:36 PM
I drive the car with no name.
Her name is now Nora.
No! You can't take away my America reference.
And that's a silly name for an Explorer anyway.
I drive the car with no name.
Her name is now Nora.
No! You can't take away my America reference.
And that's a silly name for an Explorer anyway.
Oh come on. Nora the Explorer. That totally fits. Doubly so because Dora is Mexican
NorthernChaosGod
12-30-2011, 01:39 AM
My car is white. She just likes having Mexican inside her.
Laddy
12-30-2011, 02:55 AM
Lefty and righty.
sharkythesharkdogg
12-30-2011, 01:38 PM
My car is white. She just likes having Mexican inside her.
I'm more Mexican than you. Me.
:colbert:
Sylvie
12-30-2011, 05:56 PM
She likes having a Mexican get inside of her, pull out, ride her down the road, and steer her into transmission. That wild, sexy bitch.
Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
01-02-2012, 05:26 AM
After much deliberation I have come upon a name for my truck. My blue ford ranger shall now be known as Caboose.
NorthernChaosGod
01-02-2012, 10:04 AM
My car is white. She just likes having Mexican inside her.
I'm more Mexican than you. Me.
:colbert:
That's just because you're dirty, go shower. :doublecolbert:
Tigmafuzz
01-02-2012, 09:35 PM
My car is white. She just likes having Mexican inside her.
I'm more Mexican than you. Me.
:colbert:
That's just because you're dirty, go shower. :doublecolbert:
I didn't know the dirtier a person is, the more Mexican they are. If I get really dirty, can I be a Mexican too? :zombert:
NorthernChaosGod
01-03-2012, 12:02 AM
No, if you get too dirty then you're black.
fire_of_avalon
01-03-2012, 12:09 AM
Enough.
GhandiOwnsYou
01-03-2012, 12:45 AM
Mighty Mouse, a '09 Jeep Patriot. That tiny little 4 banger has pulled everything from trail rated Liberties on Mudtires, Lifted wranglers, and Custom Broncos out of various trails and mudholes. 4 cylinders of eco friendly FURY.
Pumpkin
01-03-2012, 02:59 AM
I just got a Pontiac Grand Prix that I've named Montague.
My mustang's name is Ellie. She is my baby.
Mine's named Ellie too.
I thought this thread was actually about homocide using vehicles. I was going to talk about the time I ran over Timekeeper again.
rubah
01-08-2012, 09:20 PM
Frona got a bath yesterday and now she's happy to be so pretty again
NorthernChaosGod
01-08-2012, 09:31 PM
My mustang's name is Ellie. She is my baby.
Mine's named Ellie too.
I thought this thread was actually about homocide using vehicles. I was going to talk about the time I ran over Timekeeper again.
You can talk about that anyway.
Mittopotahis
01-09-2012, 03:20 PM
Gunther. Named after this dude (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d2BIS87gOxQ/SkUziS9IbCI/AAAAAAAAAZo/elRoE5gej38/s400/Dr.+Gunther+von+Hagens+4.jpg).
Bubba
01-09-2012, 04:01 PM
I don't drive but I did have a blue Viking road bike called Kevin. He was stolen from me in the centre of Manchester, UK in October last year.
Has anyone seen him?
Sylvie
01-10-2012, 04:31 PM
Yeah, I have him. He's enjoying my crotch like the eager slut that he always was, even when he was with you.
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