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Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
12-29-2011, 04:27 AM
What is your vehicles name?

My mustang's name is Ellie. She is my baby.
And my truck has yet to be christened.

Your turn!

Clo
12-29-2011, 04:29 AM
My car's name is Bathsheba. She is a '99 Chevy Cavalier, and such an OLD HAG.

fire_of_avalon
12-29-2011, 05:03 AM
Ruby.

Sylvie
12-29-2011, 05:28 AM
Turquoise Benson. A turquoise '92 Cavalier. She's just like me.

rubah
12-29-2011, 05:50 AM
Frona

NorthernChaosGod
12-29-2011, 10:49 AM
I drive the car with no name.

fire_of_avalon
12-29-2011, 12:35 PM
I drive the car with no name.
Her name is now Nora.

Sylvie
12-29-2011, 02:06 PM
And then he's gonna be all like, "I don't have a car!", and we're all going to laugh and make fun of him.

Pike
12-29-2011, 02:52 PM
My beloved 2002 Toyota Corolla is The Nautilus.

Peegee
12-29-2011, 05:02 PM
Normally I would laugh at people who name their cars

but then I've been quoted as saying 'PGmobile' on many occasions. Dammit.

Agent Proto
12-29-2011, 06:05 PM
I never considered naming my car. However, if I did, I would probably just call her Penny, or the Proot-mobile.

sharkythesharkdogg
12-29-2011, 06:14 PM
This has come up before.

There's http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz318/sharkythesharkdogg/P1010239.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz318/sharkythesharkdogg/petunia.jpg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz318/sharkythesharkdogg/0508001122.jpg

and http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz318/sharkythesharkdogg/P1010190.jpg

I know I have a problem. :|

Pike
12-29-2011, 06:25 PM
Sharks, you are great. That is all.

Madonna
12-29-2011, 06:52 PM
I refuse to name any of my belongings until they have been blooded. It is a rite which must be earned.

NorthernChaosGod
12-29-2011, 10:36 PM
I drive the car with no name.
Her name is now Nora.
No! You can't take away my America reference.

And that's a silly name for an Explorer anyway.

Pike
12-30-2011, 12:37 AM
I drive the car with no name.
Her name is now Nora.
No! You can't take away my America reference.

And that's a silly name for an Explorer anyway.

Oh come on. Nora the Explorer. That totally fits. Doubly so because Dora is Mexican

NorthernChaosGod
12-30-2011, 01:39 AM
My car is white. She just likes having Mexican inside her.

Laddy
12-30-2011, 02:55 AM
Lefty and righty.

sharkythesharkdogg
12-30-2011, 01:38 PM
My car is white. She just likes having Mexican inside her.

I'm more Mexican than you. Me.

:colbert:

Sylvie
12-30-2011, 05:56 PM
She likes having a Mexican get inside of her, pull out, ride her down the road, and steer her into transmission. That wild, sexy bitch.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
01-02-2012, 05:26 AM
After much deliberation I have come upon a name for my truck. My blue ford ranger shall now be known as Caboose.

NorthernChaosGod
01-02-2012, 10:04 AM
My car is white. She just likes having Mexican inside her.

I'm more Mexican than you. Me.

:colbert:
That's just because you're dirty, go shower. :doublecolbert:

Tigmafuzz
01-02-2012, 09:35 PM
My car is white. She just likes having Mexican inside her.

I'm more Mexican than you. Me.

:colbert:
That's just because you're dirty, go shower. :doublecolbert:
I didn't know the dirtier a person is, the more Mexican they are. If I get really dirty, can I be a Mexican too? :zombert:

NorthernChaosGod
01-03-2012, 12:02 AM
No, if you get too dirty then you're black.

fire_of_avalon
01-03-2012, 12:09 AM
Enough.

GhandiOwnsYou
01-03-2012, 12:45 AM
Mighty Mouse, a '09 Jeep Patriot. That tiny little 4 banger has pulled everything from trail rated Liberties on Mudtires, Lifted wranglers, and Custom Broncos out of various trails and mudholes. 4 cylinders of eco friendly FURY.

Pumpkin
01-03-2012, 02:59 AM
I just got a Pontiac Grand Prix that I've named Montague.

Jiro
01-08-2012, 08:17 PM
My mustang's name is Ellie. She is my baby.


Mine's named Ellie too.

I thought this thread was actually about homocide using vehicles. I was going to talk about the time I ran over Timekeeper again.

rubah
01-08-2012, 09:20 PM
Frona got a bath yesterday and now she's happy to be so pretty again

NorthernChaosGod
01-08-2012, 09:31 PM
My mustang's name is Ellie. She is my baby.


Mine's named Ellie too.

I thought this thread was actually about homocide using vehicles. I was going to talk about the time I ran over Timekeeper again.
You can talk about that anyway.

Mittopotahis
01-09-2012, 03:20 PM
Gunther. Named after this dude (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d2BIS87gOxQ/SkUziS9IbCI/AAAAAAAAAZo/elRoE5gej38/s400/Dr.+Gunther+von+Hagens+4.jpg).

Bubba
01-09-2012, 04:01 PM
I don't drive but I did have a blue Viking road bike called Kevin. He was stolen from me in the centre of Manchester, UK in October last year.

Has anyone seen him?

Sylvie
01-10-2012, 04:31 PM
Yeah, I have him. He's enjoying my crotch like the eager slut that he always was, even when he was with you.