I need a footrub.

[Freya]

I had Christmas off, otherwise I've been working for 11 days straight. I hate you people when I have to work in retail. Stop buying so much stuff, go home.

My feet hurt. I NEED a footrub. Someone gimme one.

What do you NEED right now? Not what you want, or what would be nice. What do you NEED?

[Tigmafuzz]

Aw. I'd give you one, if I could. Not even kidding. It wouldn't be sexual, either. Just out of the goodness of my heart. Damnit lol now I'm going to feel bad for the rest of the night because I can't be there to give you a footrub.
I NEED a sandwich. I'm fucking hungry.

[Bubba]

I would happily offer my services for a foot rub. However, my massage technique has been compared to Lenny from "Of Mice and Men".

I'm sat in work and would like my sausage and egg barm that I ordered at 8.30am... it is now 9.37am. What the smurf is up with that?

[Tigmafuzz]

"Tell me about the rabbits, George?"
"YOU PARALYZED THEM ALL BY SMASHING THEIR FEET"

[Pike]

Speaking of sore feet and working in retail, I could really use some slippers.

[fire_of_avalon]

I NEED to count my blessings and shut the fuck up.

[Araciel]

lolfeet

I need my amazon/chapters orders to show the fuck up

[Old Manus]

I'd do it but I worry about being thrown through a fourth floor window and developing a speech impediment

[Laddy]

I need a nice juicy steak, I have deprived of meat lately.

[Sylvie]

I need sushi and money.

[Pike]

I have deprived of meat lately.

We need to get you a boyfriend. <3

[Sylvie]

Hey everybody did the news get around about a guy named Butcher Pete? Oh Pete just flew into this town and he's choppin' up all the women's meat! He's hackin' and whackin' and slappin', he's hackin' and whackin' and slappin', he's hackin' and whackin' and slappin', hacks, whacks, choppin' dat meat!

[Jiro]

I need some warm gloves.

[Mirage]

I'll rub your feet so hard, you'll think I'm doing something completely different.

[Araciel]

...And he actually WOULD be doing something different.

Packages arrived. Now I need my fridge for the basement to arrive.

[Jiro]

I need some warm gloves.

You'll be pleased to know I got some. Dying from cold is unlikely now.

[Sylvie]

I have some velvety burgundy gloves from the dollar store. They work quite well.

[Shattered Dreamer]

I don't like feet so I'd have to pass on giving you a foot massage! As for what I need, a job would be a nice start :lol:

[rubah]

I could use a peegies shoulder rub

[Tigmafuzz]

I don't like feet so I'd have to pass on giving you a foot massage! As for what I need, a job would be a nice start :lol:

I'll rub your feet so hard, you'll think I'm doing something completely different.
Shattered Dreamer, meet Mirage.

[Shattered Dreamer]

I don't like feet so I'd have to pass on giving you a foot massage! As for what I need, a job would be a nice start :lol:

I'll rub your feet so hard, you'll think I'm doing something completely different.
Shattered Dreamer, meet Mirage.

This can't end well for anyone involved :lol:

[Peegee]

I could use a peegies shoulder rub

lulz was it that good? You weren't even on the bed. How about...in nov?

I could go for some ear grips. Snoooow

[Iceglow]

What I need right now? Around £5000 thanks!

What I want right now? For it to be July already!

I think that sums it up nicely!

[Sylvie]

I could use a peegies shoulder rub

lulz was it that good? You weren't even on the bed. How about...in nov?

I could go for some ear grips. Snoooow
You should be good at massages, because you are asian, and therefore you are born with the knowledge of Reiki.

[Hollycat]

Sorry foa, I'm only known for back rubs and have never even attampted the action that is footrub.

[Peegee]

I could use a peegies shoulder rub

lulz was it that good? You weren't even on the bed. How about...in nov?

I could go for some ear grips. Snoooow
You should be good at massages, because you are asian, and therefore you are born with the knowledge of Reiki.

Reiki (霊気?, English pronunciation: /ˈreɪkiː/) is a spiritual practice[1] developed in 1922 by Japanese Buddhist Mikao Usui, which since has been adapted by various teachers of varying traditions. It uses a technique commonly called palm healing or hands on healing as a form of complementary therapy and is sometimes classified as oriental medicine by some professional medical bodies.[2]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP

霊spirit
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what the hell is this communist crap?!?!!!