Terrible/Cheesy Movies That You Love

[Pike]

I'm getting the itch to watch "Hackers" again. What a gloriously cheesy movie. It just circles all the way right back around to "amazing". I think I'll watch it sometime this week.

What are some of your favorites?

[Araciel]

Waterworld..

DRY LAND IS NOT A MYTH!

[sharkythesharkdogg]

+1 to Waterworld.

The 5th Element.

Oh, and A Goofy Movie.

I'll think of some more.

[MJN SEIFER]

This is a bit tough to answer; Some movies that are considered Cheesy aren't always so to me. For example some people find the Final Destination a bad cheesey series, but I feel that those that do, have completly missed the point of them (the storyline is actually pretty clever/thought provoking to me).

The Cartoon version of Narnia (English voices, not American) is SO cheesey what with the terrible voice acting, and embarrasing to look at animation (the American VA is less over the top), but as a movie I watched as kid, I still like it. And yes, I noticed this as a kid too.

Also, on the flip side of the coin (about me finding so called "cheesey" to be more serious than people give them credit for), I've always found The Lion King to be pretty cheesey. Entertaining as it is, it's not as heart warming as people say it is, in my opinion.

[NorthernChaosGod]

My two favorite movies are the original Conan the Barbarian (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082198/) and Legend (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089469/). I love them and think they're amazing, but I guess they're a little cheesy. :greenie:

[I Took the Red Pill]

Nothing beats The Room for me. It is simultaneously baffling, atrocious, and utterly hilarious; I will never figure that movie out out. My friends and I will quote the movie numerous times in a single day.

I had, as many of you probably have, seen the famous youtube clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc) before I saw the full movie. When a friend suggested watching the whole thing, I was a bit apprehensive at first, but I gave it a go and I did not regret one minute of it. The whole movie is just a "wtf just happened"-fest. Check out this clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4) as an example. Then watch the whole thing.

[DMKA]

Cheesy?
http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/14/A70-7108

Terrible?
http://www.espritlibre.ws/celebrities/photos/862216/whitechicks.jpg

I love both these films.

[Chris]

Feast Trilogy, Hostel Trilogy, The Hill Have Eyes. Any cheesy, gory, movie with terrible acting, but lots of slashing. I love them all.

Oh yeah, Wrong Turn Trilogy, and the 4th movie recently released.

[fire_of_avalon]

The only acceptable answer to this thread is ConAir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MMD6k6Pnnw



The 5th Element.

No. No sir. :zombert:

[Shiny]

Mortal Kombat movie

[Jessweeee♪]

I second Mortal Kombat. Especially Annihilation. Also, the Gumby movie.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

The only acceptable answer to this thread is ConAir.

Con Air - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MMD6k6Pnnw)



The 5th Element.

No. No sir. :zombert:

WTF is wrong with The 5th Element?!?!??!


:expee:

[Loony BoB]

I don't consider Waterworld, The Fifth Element or Con Air to be terrible or overly cheesy. They may have their moments, but I wouldn't use those words as key to their description.

A cheesy movie that I love? Demolition Man. Now that's some good cheese. Have a joy joy day! I'm not sure on terrible movies that I like, though. Tough to think of any off the top of my head.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Demolition Man is a good one. It reminds me of Running Man, which is terribly cheesy, but I still watch it.

Running Man reminds me of being 12 or so and all night marathons of Super Smash TV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HrpfU0bmrU) with my friend.

Good luck! Yooouuu'll NEED it!

[Raistlin]

WTF is wrong with The 5th Element?!?!??!


:expee:

Nothing. That is her point!

I second Demolition Man.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

WTF is wrong with The 5th Element?!?!??!


:expee:

Nothing. That is her point!

I second Demolition Man.

I love that movie, but it IS cheesy. There's no way around it. I had this argument with my friend last year. He liked it. I said it was really good B rated Sci-Fi. He got upset, we watched together, and he agreed. Nostalgia does crazy things. It's good, but it's cheesy as hell.

[chionos]

My two favorite movies are the original Conan the Barbarian (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082198/) and Legend (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089469/). I love them and think they're amazing, but I guess they're a little cheesy. :greenie:

There's not one thing silly about Legend. That is a beautiful story of love and Satan and fairies and unicorns and super sexy gothic Mia Sara. Seriously, that movie is all kinds of sex. You get extra bro points for mentioning Legend.

[NorthernChaosGod]

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[Pike]

You know what movie is terrible and great?

Independence Day.

[chionos]

Sorry Pike, but you just stepped into the middle of a Brofist sandwich.

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[MJN SEIFER]

Oh, yeah Steet Fighter: The Movie already mentioned by DMKA, but yeah, got it, love it, but still find it a faliure as far as living up to the audiance's expectations go. To be honest, the best way to make the movie slightly better is (sadly) to pretend it isn't based on Street Fighter: The Game and is just a story of it's own - defeats the object, I know, but the problem fans had with it is that the writer knew next to nothing of the storyline, and just used the characters, right? However since Street Fighter is worse than Tekken used to be in telling its storyline - how did the fans even know that the storyline was so corrupted in the movie? But yeah, back on track, I still find parts of the movie kinda funny.

[Raistlin]

You know what movie is terrible and great?

Independence Day.

When I was watching Cowboys & Aliens, during the part where they were walking towards the first ship that Jake shot down, I was hoping that a door on the ship would open with an angry alien coming out so that Jake could punch it and then say "Welcome to Earth."

[fire_of_avalon]

You know what movie is terrible and great? Independence Day. When I was watching Cowboys & Aliens, during the part where they were walking towards the first ship that Jake shot down, I was hoping that a door on the ship would open with an angry alien coming out so that Jake could punch it and then say "Welcome to EarthEarf." Fix'd that for you. Also, thanks for having my back on the 5th Element. YOU'RE CHEESEY, SHARKDOGG? DO YOU HEAR ME! YOU'RE CHEESEY.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I know, and I that means I know cheesy movies. The 5th Element is grade A cheesy goodness.

Here, I rest my case. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK8ednS0skQ)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Joe, that was just awesome. Why is it labeled as a rap though? :confused:

[chionos]

Joe, that was just awesome. Why is it labeled as a rap though? :confused:

Because Chris Tucker is black.

[Madame Adequate]

There is nothing cheesy about The Fifth Element. :doublecolbert: It is the greatest piece of art in the field of cinema.

Starship Troopers gets my vote. Few things in life are more glorious than settling down with some beers, some bros, and Starship Troopers.

[Miriel]

Love Actually is like one of my fav movies ever. And it's a wonderfully delicious cheese-fest.

[Del Murder]

Going to have to go with Starship Troopers as well. Also 3 Ninjas and the Mighty Ducks movies.

[chionos]

Going to have to go with Starship Troopers as well. Also 3 Ninjas and the Mighty Ducks movies.

I'll second the 3 Ninjas. Tum-tum's cute as a button.

While we're at it...Surf Ninjas. Tone Loc ftw.

[Del Murder]

I'll see your Surf Ninjas and raise you Ninja Turtles movies 1 and 2.

[chionos]

I'll see your Surf Ninjas and raise you Ninja Turtles movies 1 and 2.

Too rich for my blood.
*folds*

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Ninja Turtles is awesome, and while cheesy, I say less cheesy than Surf Ninjas.

I finally managed to get one of you 5th Element worshippers to crack under individual scrutiny and admit that's it's good but cheesy. I know you religious zealot types won't go against your own kind in public, but I'll take it as a personal win.

Another classic, cheesy scene I love. Witness the zany sound effects, and sight gags. It's like 3 Stooges in Space!

Zorg. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krcNIWPkNzA)

Gary Oldman rocks.

[Raistlin]

Everything is less cheesy than Surf Ninjas.

Also, did Megan fold on the Fifth Element argument? Hahaha

[Del Murder]

Is Surf Ninjas the one where the Game Gear could predict the future?

[Raistlin]

Yes! I recognized it as obnoxiously cheesy even when I was 8 or however old I was when I saw it. It was still great.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I love you guys. Surf Ninjas is awesome. :monster:

[chionos]

I love you guys. Surf Ninjas is awesome. :monster:

You're welcome

[DMKA]

Also 3 Ninjas and the Mighty Ducks movies.

Ninja Turtles movies 1 and 2.
And Little Giants and Heavyweights! :D

And COOL RUNNINGS!!!! :love: AND GOOD BURGER!!! :love::love::love:

Much of the movies taken in during my childhood was dangerously cheesy now that I think about it.

[Jiro]

What if it was meant to be cheesy? That Kung Pow or whatever with the crazy tongue is damn cheesey on purpose.

[chionos]

Cool Runnings, yes.
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's bobsled time!

[Pike]

ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD

SO GOOD

[NorthernChaosGod]

Cool Runnings, yes.
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's bobsled time!
"Sanka, you dead?"
"Yeah, mon."

[MJN SEIFER]

GOOD BURGER Heh, Keanen and Kel (who I still watch on Nickelodeon just FYI). Finally managed to see Goodburger while on Vacation fairly recently (I know I'm late) even though I remember the small sketches on Nickelodeon with Kel's character. But, yeah it was very cheesey, even by their standards.

When I watched it I thought it looked more like the CHARACTER Keanen was playing his character in Goodburger as opposed to the ACTOR Keanen, if that makes sense.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

What if it was meant to be cheesy? That Kung Pow or whatever with the crazy tongue is damn cheesey on purpose.

Hey! That better not be hate!

I love that movie. I just made Shion a fan too! :kakapo:

[chionos]

Cool Runnings, yes.
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's bobsled time!
"Sanka, you dead?"
"Yeah, mon."

What ever happened to Doug E Doug, man?

Some guy: How about I beat your butt?
Sanka: How about I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?

Thought that was so funny when I was a kid.

I can't get into Kung Pow...just I dunno.

[Del Murder]

ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD

SO GOOD
We're doing cheesy baseball movies now?

Rookie of the Year
Little Big League
The Sandlot (not really cheesy, it's a good movie)

All better than Angels imo

[Jiro]

Hey! That better not be hate!

It's as far from hate as you can get man. :greenie:

[Elskidor]

The Exorcist

[Shiny]

Yessss, Cool Runnings was amazing! WE ARE DA BOBSLED TEAM.

[BG-57]

Cheesy:

Hawk the Slayer

A low rent sword and sorcery epic starring Jack Palance at his hammiest. My favorite character is the blind witch whose magical attacks include glowing bouncy balls and silly string.

Terrible:

Death to Smootchy

My favorite enjoyably bad film. A black comedy about the corrupt world behind kid's shows. Kid show hosts are portrayed as either greedy drunks/addicts, or else as hopelessly square and naive. Children's charities are run by hoodlums. It says a lot when my favorite character is the Irish mob boss.

One of the two films I've seen where Robin Williams plays a character so hateful that I always cheer when he gets beat up.

[Peegee]

mortal kombat. the 2nd one is especially cheese ridden.

there's a 3rd hostel movie??

[Rocket Edge]

Sister Act 2. It is not Mary's fault she doesn't know Mary had a little lamb!

[Rianoa]

Demolition Man I love that film I've lost count of how many times I have watched it XD