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Hollycat
01-16-2012, 04:22 PM
Via Spidermans request
New Blog - Blogs - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums (http://forums.eyesonff.com/blogs/33568/blog666.html#comments)

A. to save your own life
B. to save someone elses life
C. for lunch
D. To show someone how much you love them
Possibly NSFW
http://crapazoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/honestly.jpg

E. for a klondike bar

my answer is no to all of them

anonymous poll above.

Old Manus
01-16-2012, 05:00 PM
Congratulations, General Chat. You have descended to depths I never knew were possible.

Tigmafuzz
01-16-2012, 05:15 PM
We had this exact discussion yesterday in #tot. It went well.

Psychotic
01-16-2012, 05:27 PM
Don't worry gang. If you don't want to eat the poo, Iceglow will eat yours for you.

true story: at an EoFF meetup he ate a spoonful of amratis's poo for a drunken dare.

DK
01-16-2012, 05:36 PM
Let's be honest, he wasn't exactly drunk either he'd had two pints of lager shandy. Steve is pretty much the go to man for this challenge.

Psychotic
01-16-2012, 05:49 PM
[22:38] <Iceglow> i was once staying in a hostel and there was a communal bathroom
[22:38] <Corpse> Henrietta you're a mad person, who are you really
[22:38] <Iceglow> and i did this absolutely massive poo in the toilet
[22:39] == foa [foa@eyesonff-7392B237.sub-75-252-129.myvzw.com] has joined #eoff
[22:39] <Iceglow> and i was like, damn, i better save this for later
[22:39] <nirojan> lmao
[22:39] <Iceglow> so i quickly ran back to my room and grabbed a tupperware box to put it in
[22:39] <nirojan> how much did you eat?
[22:39] <Corpse> lmfao
[22:39] <Iceglow> anyway some other woman had gone into the bathroom and jumped into the shower
[22:39] <Iceglow> and then she turned around and saw me scooping it out of the toilet
[22:39] <demondude> back
[22:39] <demondude> had a goodun
[22:39] <nirojan> a long 1
[22:39] <Iceglow> i got kicked out lmao
[22:39] <Crop> This used to be a nice place to live.
[22:39] <Iceglow> but i got to keep the poo

Peegee
01-16-2012, 06:09 PM
>foa has joined
>reads an out of context story about scooping poo

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
01-16-2012, 06:11 PM
Icky.

Chris
01-16-2012, 07:18 PM
Outrageous!

Parker
01-16-2012, 08:54 PM
id eat a poo its not that big a deal surely

Parker
01-16-2012, 08:57 PM
im just saying if some hypothetical like someone has a gun to your head and asks you to eat a poo....there's like a thousand worse things they could ask you to do

Parker
01-16-2012, 09:02 PM
fat guy with a gun who i seriously thought had the capability to kill me?

i'd eat that poo with a smile on my face if its what he wanted :S

Old Manus
01-16-2012, 09:16 PM
I was wrong

Hollycat
01-16-2012, 09:19 PM
That's the nastiest triple post I have ever seen.

Parker
01-16-2012, 09:29 PM
Unfair, brony cactus guy. Unfair.

Psychotic
01-16-2012, 09:31 PM
HC don't delete posts to try to get other members in trouble for multiple posting. We can still see them even after you delete them :greenie:

Hollycat
01-16-2012, 09:49 PM
I deleted my post before he posted, and I only deleted one

Parker
01-16-2012, 09:55 PM
Let's try and keep on topic here folks.

I'm the only one to admit i'd eat a poo and frankly im concerned i may be the only one and might have some kind of problem

Hollycat
01-16-2012, 09:57 PM
It is kind of gross, but look to the poll.

Psychotic
01-16-2012, 10:04 PM
I deleted my post before he posted, and I only deleted oneThen you made a "hee hee he triple posted post". Don't do it. :colbert: And if you wish to discuss this issue further you may use the Private Feedback forum.
Let's try and keep on topic here folks.
Rule 7 of Eyes on FF. Don't do it. :doublecolbert: Especially when you are telling a moderator not to moderate!

anyone else want to answer back to an INTERNET FORUM MODERATOR :cool: or are we done for the day?

...now get back on topic :greenie:

Parker
01-16-2012, 10:09 PM
Psy, would you eat a poop?

Tigmafuzz
01-16-2012, 10:33 PM
I deleted my post before he posted, and I only deleted oneThen you made a "hee hee he triple posted post". Don't do it. :colbert: And if you wish to discuss this issue further you may use the Private Feedback forum.
Let's try and keep on topic here folks.
Rule 7 of Eyes on FF. Don't do it. :doublecolbert: Especially when you are telling a moderator not to moderate!

anyone else want to answer back to an INTERNET FORUM MODERATOR :cool: or are we done for the day?

...now get back on topic :greenie:

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d111/monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey/1326275469765.jpg

Psychotic
01-16-2012, 10:39 PM
Psy, would you eat a poop?No, but thanks for offering!

And alright, Cloud Strife777 I am sure a fellow with a name like that can teach me a lot about what it means to be a cool popular dude. In the meantime, your new name will serve as a warning to all who would dare oppose my e-power supremacy.

Parker
01-16-2012, 10:41 PM
lol @ the irony of psy double-posting. (dont ban me please)

Psychotic
01-16-2012, 10:46 PM
So first Cloud Strife777 lectures me on being a nerd and now a triple poster wants to give me sass for inadvertently double posting? Christ, now all it needs is chionos to start saying I'm an annoying turd who everyone dislikes.

ps: ok but only cuz you said please

Tigmafuzz
01-16-2012, 10:47 PM
Oh great. Now I'm an emo. Fml.

Parker
01-16-2012, 10:49 PM
I feel I have learned a lesson today.

Chris
01-16-2012, 10:53 PM
This is what happens when people do battle with themselves! Puzzled and bewildered by these quibbles.

Tigmafuzz
01-16-2012, 11:10 PM
This was a fun thread. We should do it again sometime. A big round of applause to HC, Parker(Penelope) and Psy for a rousing success!

Psychotic
01-16-2012, 11:20 PM
This was a fun thread. We should do it again sometime. A big round of applause to HC, Parker(Penelope) and Psy for a rousing success!No. This was actually the worst thread in the history of Eyes on FF. Seriously, a thread about eating poo? Seriously?

I figured I'd keep it open to see if, against all hope, anything good came of it. But then when Parker started talking about... yeah, I tried to take it off course. But you know what? smurf it. smurf this entire forum.

I'm ending on a high. Or possibly even more of a low. More of Iceglow's adventures in #eoff:

[22:42] <julia_chang> umm are there any admins online, this iceglow guy is sending me private messages asking me if i'll take a picture of my poo for him...:\
[22:42] <Sheetlebug> Am I not normal? You don't even know me, man!
[22:42] <demondude> aww yeeee
[22:42] <Sheetlebug> haha
[22:42] <demondude> xD
[22:42] <Mel> OMG
[22:42] <Iceglow> what the HELL no i am not you liar!!!!
[22:42] <Mel> xD
[22:42] <nirojan> yes julia
[22:42] <nirojan> do it
[22:42] <julia_chang> um you totally are :\
[22:42] <Iceglow> i was hacked
[22:42] <demondude> screenshotted for police
[22:42] <Iceglow> it wasnt me
[22:43] <nirojan> hey julia
[22:43] <Sheetlebug> cyber police here
[22:43] == EoFFChatter4443 [~EoFFChatt@eyesonff-B6AD756E.range86-181.btcentralplus.com] has joined #eoff
[22:43] <Mel> what did i miss
[22:43] <julia_chang> um hello nirojan. i thought this was supposed to be a final fantasy chatroom...
[22:43] <Corpse> lol
[22:43] <Corpse> it's brilliant though
[22:43] <Mel> Steve
[22:43] <demondude> we're talking about the scat-mance in ffx-2
[22:43] <Iceglow> look it wasnt me ok my bro took over my pc
[22:43] <Iceglow> and sent the pics its not me!!!
[22:43] <Mel> oh Julia
[22:43] <Mel> we dont talk about FF in here
[22:43] <nirojan> its a free for all
[22:43] <Crop> I don't know who Iceglow is.
[22:44] <Corpse> lol
[22:44] <nirojan> they were talking wierd tit
[22:44] <nirojan> i joined in
[22:44] <Crop> Who's henrietta?
[22:44] <Mel> lol
[22:44] <nirojan> henrietta is dead
[22:44] <Mel> i know who this guy is
[22:44] <julia_chang> look iceglow i'm sure you're a very nice person but i really don't want to "smear my poo on a teddy bear and tickle its chin" for you ok

fire_of_avalon
01-16-2012, 11:25 PM
[22:38] <Iceglow> i was once staying in a hostel and there was a communal bathroom
[22:38] <Corpse> Henrietta you're a mad person, who are you really
[22:38] <Iceglow> and i did this absolutely massive poo in the toilet
[22:39] == foa [foa@eyesonff-7392B237.sub-75-252-129.myvzw.com] has joined #eoff
[22:39] <Iceglow> and i was like, damn, i better save this for later
[22:39] <nirojan> lmao
[22:39] <Iceglow> so i quickly ran back to my room and grabbed a tupperware box to put it in
[22:39] <nirojan> how much did you eat?
[22:39] <Corpse> lmfao
[22:39] <Iceglow> anyway some other woman had gone into the bathroom and jumped into the shower
[22:39] <Iceglow> and then she turned around and saw me scooping it out of the toilet
[22:39] <demondude> back
[22:39] <demondude> had a goodun
[22:39] <nirojan> a long 1
[22:39] <Iceglow> i got kicked out lmao
[22:39] <Crop> This used to be a nice place to live.
[22:39] <Iceglow> but i got to keep the poo
I think some secret part of my brain where I lock the painful things remembers this.

fire_of_avalon
01-16-2012, 11:25 PM
[22:38] <Iceglow> i was once staying in a hostel and there was a communal bathroom
[22:38] <Corpse> Henrietta you're a mad person, who are you really
[22:38] <Iceglow> and i did this absolutely massive poo in the toilet
[22:39] == foa [foa@eyesonff-7392B237.sub-75-252-129.myvzw.com] has joined #eoff
[22:39] <Iceglow> and i was like, damn, i better save this for later
[22:39] <nirojan> lmao
[22:39] <Iceglow> so i quickly ran back to my room and grabbed a tupperware box to put it in
[22:39] <nirojan> how much did you eat?
[22:39] <Corpse> lmfao
[22:39] <Iceglow> anyway some other woman had gone into the bathroom and jumped into the shower
[22:39] <Iceglow> and then she turned around and saw me scooping it out of the toilet
[22:39] <demondude> back
[22:39] <demondude> had a goodun
[22:39] <nirojan> a long 1
[22:39] <Iceglow> i got kicked out lmao
[22:39] <Crop> This used to be a nice place to live.
[22:39] <Iceglow> but i got to keep the poo
I think some secret part of my brain where I lock the painful things remembers this.

Iceglow
01-17-2012, 10:47 AM
For my part, I must confess the logs Paul posted are real. These convo's did happen. However I must also point out I was Corpse in those conversations and the user under the name of Iceglow is none other than Paul. I've never eaten poo and nor would I want to but Paul confessed to me a big thing once. He confessed that he loves the occassional piece of poo. In fact he loves it more than he loves teabagging Julian on Halo. He also enjoys being Tarmac'd yeah...not sure what to say to that myself even really. The things I learn at meetups.

Baloki
01-18-2012, 08:36 AM
I can confirm that those irc logs don't involve iceglow as they are within the 255 character limit...