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Hollycat
01-17-2012, 01:05 AM
Inspired by SL777's post here
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/141162-whats-scarier-than-zombies-3.html#post3052380

What is your Patronus, and why?

Mine would be an artic wolf, I love the ice and snow, and have been known to snap occasionally, but also I am playful!

Sylvie
01-17-2012, 07:36 AM
A snake. Because I can relate to the snake. I'd need to change less about myself.

NorthernChaosGod
01-17-2012, 08:07 AM
I choose Fluttershy. There's no better way to tell some dementors to piss off than with a pegasus. :3

Bubba
01-17-2012, 01:03 PM
Mine would be a Koala Bear.

Koalas tend to sleep for around 22 hours a day. They only wake up in order to eat and have sex. This for me, is a perfect lifestyle.

Edit:


They also feed their children feces.

Ah yes, but much like myself... it would be a bachelor koala.

Hollycat
01-17-2012, 01:07 PM
They also feed their children feces.

Crop
01-18-2012, 12:26 AM
A human with a big gun.

Bunny
01-18-2012, 02:58 AM
Godzilla.

Del Murder
01-18-2012, 04:27 AM
T-Rex!

Tigmafuzz
01-18-2012, 04:48 PM
Bacon.

Chris
01-18-2012, 07:32 PM
Made a thread similar to this one last year and it is actually quite interesting.

First of all, not all would be able to produce a fully corporeal Patronus, so getting there is the first step. It takes an extremely powerful memory (or feeling) to produce one, and producing one when you're standing face to face with a Dementor is an entirely different matter. :redface:

Mine would most likely be a cockatiel. I can't remember a time when I didn't keep one as a pet, and the oldest one I have now, is more than 15 years old. Strong connections.

Pike
01-18-2012, 08:13 PM
Probably some sort of small fuzzy animal with cute long ears. Like a bunny or a bilby.

Preferably a robot one :3

Peegee
01-18-2012, 08:19 PM
I keep joking about having a polar bear mount. So a polar bearsy!

Psychotic
01-18-2012, 08:20 PM
The power of the capybara within!

Hollycat
01-18-2012, 08:23 PM
Capybara smapybara, it's all about the ocelot.

sharkythesharkdogg
01-19-2012, 07:06 PM
Sharkdog.

Shattered Dreamer
01-19-2012, 10:05 PM
A wolf definitely a wolf

escobert
01-19-2012, 11:18 PM
Mine would probably be a cat of some sorts since I love kitties so much!

Hollycat
01-19-2012, 11:20 PM
Go ocelot

Nevermore
02-07-2012, 02:43 AM
A raven. I love ravens. Although I don't have much in common with them, other than I enjoy eating out of the garbage.

Tigmafuzz
02-07-2012, 09:26 AM
Eating out of the garbage? That almost makes me want to switch my patronus to a raccoon. A vicious, evil little disease-carrying raccoon. But I think I'll stick with bacon. Bacon...

Freya
02-07-2012, 10:12 AM
Otter :colbert:

Hollycat
02-07-2012, 04:15 PM
Otter :colbert:

Feeling a little hermioney?

Araciel
02-07-2012, 05:35 PM
35582

Unbreakable Will
02-07-2012, 05:42 PM
A raven. I love ravens. Although I don't have much in common with them, other than I enjoy eating out of the garbage.

You're a Poe fan or my name is Bartelby. :colbert:

Mine would be a kiwi bird.

Hollycat
02-07-2012, 08:31 PM
A raven. I love ravens. Although I don't have much in common with them, other than I enjoy eating out of the garbage.

You're a Poe fan or my name is Bartelby. :colbert:

Mine would be a kiwi bird.

away with you scrivener.

kiwis are ninjas

Depression Moon
02-08-2012, 12:52 AM
A snake. Because I can relate to the snake. I'd need to change less about myself.

You Slytherin scum!

Tigmafuzz
02-08-2012, 02:38 AM
I think he wants to be a snake because they can unhinge their jaws ;)

Freya
02-08-2012, 04:00 AM
Herman Copied me. :colbert: