Surprise! You're dead.

[Freya]

Now you're a ghost. Who/where do you haunt and why? Maybe an eoffer.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'd haunt EoFF. I'd post random bullshit just for the hell of it, and I'd spend all of eternity refreshing to see if anyone has replied.

...oh...

[Parker]

i'd check out all the eoff penis in the showers. compare sizes, create charts etc

hypothesis: 90% of eoff penor will be significantly smaller than mine

[Quindiana Jones]

Charts you say? I think we've found BoB's long lost brother.

[Parker]

well in fact the only reason i have to be dead to do this research is 'cos BoB gets all protective and won't share his precious dong graphs with me

[Hollycat]

Duh, haunt the girls locker room.

that is unless I can mess with things like poltergiest, then I will haunt some weirdo cults temple and make them think their god is real.

[escobert]

I'd haunt all my friends so I cold still party with them! :bigsmile:

[Pike]

I'd find some convention of scientists and skeptics and haunt them because that would be the funniest thing

[Iceglow]

I wouldn't haunt someone, fuck no I'd possess somebody and make them do all the shit they'd never dream of doing! Scared of heights, you're throwing yourself out of a plane strapped to someone. Once in mid air though I'd bug out just to laugh my arse of. Yes, I'd be a trolling ghost.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think I'd just rotate which of you I'd haunt. I couldn't just pick one of you.

[Tigmafuzz]

I would haunt Freya, because she came up with the idea for this thread.

[Hollycat]

I would like to change my answer to I would haunt the ghosts.

[Yar]

I'd haunt NCG at the gym. :bigsmile:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd haunt NCG at the gym. :bigsmile:
As long as you don't fuck up my workouts, you can do whatever you want.

[Yar]

I just want to do something at the gym that will get me mentioned in a Facebook comment.

[NorthernChaosGod]

But you'll be a ghost, what could you do? I would not mention you checking out my junk or anything like that.

[G13]

He could just punch and kick the back of the machine you're working out on. :bigsmile:

[Shlup]

I would haunt any bitch who eyeballed my husband.

[Freya]

You can haunt anyone in the world and you people haunt each other? Pft.

[Quindiana Jones]

Alright, I'd haunt Christina Hendricks' cleavage. :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Since KC is complaining, I would also like to haunt Hayley Williams (fucking Quin took Christina Hendricks).


He could just punch and kick the back of the machine you're working out on. :bigsmile:
I don't use machines. o_O

[Freya]

Wasn't really complaining, more of pointing out how lame you lot are xD

[NorthernChaosGod]

You started it! I demand you come up with someone to haunt that isn't an EoFFer. :colbert:

[Quindiana Jones]

Matt Damon. Fuck yeah.

Or I'd reenact Being John Malkovich in its entirety.

[Rianoa]

Who to haunt... Milla Jovovich or Johnny Depp either really I'd go both ways :cool:.

[Freya]

I'd haunt my wife, Kate Beckingsale.

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's hot. I change my answer to haunting KC haunting Kate Beckingsale.

[Jessweeee♪]

I'd play silly pranks on my friends.

[Hollycat]

Is haunting satan an option?

[theundeadhero]

GHOSTS DON'T EXIST!

[krissy]

BUT IF I DONT EXIST THEN

[Tigmafuzz]

Nothing exists. That's why this is hypothetical.

[Pike]

Nothing exists. That's why this is hypothetical.

http://www.volacci.com/files/imce-uploads/whoa.jpg

[Hollycat]

By logic, nothing should exist, not even time. However, by reason that this universe does exist, we can assume the plane of existence is currently in a "testing ground" where every possibility and imaginability DOES exist in some universe, or has or will exist. That means that every show you've ever watched, everything you can or have imagined exists. That means there is a universe that consists of a single cookie in a padded cell, and a universe full of infinite clowns. also a univers where the only occupation is clown hunting.

Kennedy infinitem/multiverse theory

[Quindiana Jones]

No one wanted to believe... believe they even existed... but when the truth finally dawned... it dawned in Neo!