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Pumpkin
01-27-2012, 05:58 AM
Yes, Ducks. Post.
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Tigmafuzz
01-27-2012, 06:00 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/12/c1f0adbc-05c1-4aba-a775-c725ede295c7.jpg
Melissaur
01-27-2012, 06:03 AM
I'll just leave this here.
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Tigmafuzz
01-27-2012, 06:04 AM
http://files.myopera.com/game00vn/albums/611625/cat-cute%20duck%20hat.jpg
Melissaur
01-27-2012, 06:07 AM
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Tigmafuzz
01-27-2012, 06:08 AM
ALL THE DUCKS
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2482/3743796584_e589b251d3_o.jpg
Pumpkin
01-27-2012, 06:08 AM
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Tigmafuzz
01-27-2012, 06:10 AM
I'm ready for my close-up!
http://www.thesupercute.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/baby-duck.jpg
Pumpkin
01-27-2012, 06:11 AM
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Tigmafuzz
01-27-2012, 06:13 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/17/cf38c80c-65f9-467e-af1d-75c8e48efb0c.jpg
Pumpkin
01-27-2012, 06:17 AM
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Tigmafuzz
01-27-2012, 06:18 AM
Don't forget to vote!
http://www.ctemploymentlawblog.com/uploads/image/Duck%20For%20President.jpg
Shlup
01-27-2012, 07:01 AM
I like ducks.
http://cellar.org/2007/teacupducks.jpg
Tigmafuzz
01-27-2012, 07:04 AM
thispeanutlookslikeaduck.com
http://www.thispeanutlookslikeaduck.com/quack/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fat-duck-peanut.jpg
Pumpkin
01-27-2012, 07:15 AM
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Tigmafuzz
01-27-2012, 07:21 AM
http://i1174.photobucket.com/albums/r619/achila123451/imagesCANHMEPN.jpg
Jentleness
01-27-2012, 07:22 AM
Duck? Duck? Gooses!
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Tigmafuzz
01-27-2012, 09:13 AM
MOAR
http://i.imgur.com/6s1FS.jpg
Sylvie
01-27-2012, 02:06 PM
http://i39.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/9awbpz.jpg
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyck0vkLHX1qaounxo1_500.jpg
Sylvie
01-27-2012, 02:57 PM
http://i39.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2qstm55.jpg
Psychotic
01-27-2012, 03:34 PM
I also like ducks. I think this thread is one of the best threads I have read this year. Congratulations! Ducks!
Jessweeee♪
01-27-2012, 04:54 PM
I want a pet duck now. Maybe I will go to the pond and try to find a lost duckling.
Pumpkin
01-27-2012, 05:22 PM
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Vincent, Thunder God
01-27-2012, 05:27 PM
http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx222/VinnyThunder/AndrewsHTDDrawing.jpg
krissy
01-27-2012, 05:36 PM
http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/duckman_sitting_on_couch.gif
sharkythesharkdogg
01-27-2012, 07:27 PM
http://content.sportslogos.net/logos/1/1/full/1.gif
http://images.forbes.com/media/2010/12/21/1221_jargon-ducks-in-a-row_485x340.jpg
http://www.cuteheaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ducks.jpg
Peegee
01-27-2012, 08:29 PM
duck man was the best
http://rookery9.aviary.com.s3.amazonaws.com/8947500/8947635_f1dc_625x1000.jpg
what would you do?
theundeadhero
01-27-2012, 09:54 PM
My WoW guild has a raid team called Team Baby ducks :)
fire_of_avalon
01-27-2012, 09:55 PM
Ride it into the sunset.
DID YOU KNOW THAT DUCK QUACKS DO NOT ECHO.
You Fuckin do now.
Melissaur
01-27-2012, 09:59 PM
So I want to play duck duck goose now
theundeadhero
01-27-2012, 10:06 PM
Or perhaps Duck Hunt.
Carl the Llama
01-27-2012, 11:53 PM
The Lady Muffin Commands, I Obey:
http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/aflac-duck.jpg
Melissaur
01-28-2012, 12:37 AM
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Agent Proto
01-28-2012, 12:48 AM
MSr3dRXlM5w
Carl the Llama
01-28-2012, 01:17 AM
MSr3dRXlM5w
That was Epic, now I know what my Duck was watching when he made that face xD
Vincent, Thunder God
01-28-2012, 02:10 AM
Anyone ever played Quackshot? That was an awesome game.
Tigmafuzz
01-28-2012, 06:27 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/Quackshot.jpg
NorthernChaosGod
01-28-2012, 10:43 AM
Ride it into the sunset.
DID YOU KNOW THAT DUCK QUACKS DO NOT ECHO.
You Fuckin do now.
Yes it does.
snopes.com: Duck's Quack Echo (http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.asp)
/buzzkill
fire_of_avalon
01-28-2012, 02:17 PM
I hate you.
NorthernChaosGod
01-28-2012, 08:32 PM
I love you.
fire_of_avalon
01-28-2012, 08:53 PM
I doubt it. :zombert:
Raistlin
01-28-2012, 11:55 PM
NCG beat me to it, but I am disappointed in you, Megan, for propagating such nonsense. For shame.
Once upon a time a great EoFFer called Doomgaze who made a thread about ducks that included a picture of a certain species that had a 15 inch penis that it used to lasso its mates. That picture was deleted when Doomy was banned, though, and I don't really want to GIS for "duck penis" to find it. Just know such manly ducks exist.
sharkythesharkdogg
01-29-2012, 01:54 AM
"duck dick lasso"
I must work this into a conversation. Preferably at a church.
Melissaur
01-29-2012, 02:04 AM
OH HAI!
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Once upon a time a great EoFFer called Doomgaze who made a thread about ducks that included a picture of a certain species that had a 15 inch penis that it used to lasso its mates. That picture was deleted when Doomy was banned, though, and I don't really want to GIS for "duck penis" to find it. Just know such manly ducks exist.
Is this the species of duck where the female has a corkscrew vagina, or is this a different one?
Agent Proto
01-29-2012, 03:57 AM
The duck in question is called an "Argentine Lake Duck". Google it.
Although most male birds have no penis,[4] ducks have a long corkscrew penis, and the females have a long corkscrew vagina, which spirals in the opposite direction.
So this is all ducks, then?
Ducks confirmed for ALPHA
Pumpkin
01-29-2012, 05:25 AM
This thread has gone somewhere odd.
Tigmafuzz
01-29-2012, 06:52 AM
Odd? This is sublime.
Alive-Cat
01-29-2012, 12:12 PM
I've got information on ducks that I'm willing to share but only for the right price.
Tigmafuzz
01-29-2012, 01:05 PM
Llama
http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr148/mizzoucheerleader01/llamas.jpg
Llama
http://www.threadsofperu.com/images/site_images/llama.jpg
Duck
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Female_Mandarin_Duck_800.jpg
Hollycat
01-29-2012, 11:59 PM
goose
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Canada_goose.jpg/220px-Canada_goose.jpg
Tigmafuzz
01-30-2012, 10:40 AM
Somebody call me?
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/27534_125626240812402_558_n.jpg
Mittopotahis
01-30-2012, 11:32 AM
I prefer geese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-YHTzPYO4).
Vincent, Thunder God
01-30-2012, 01:50 PM
I prefer geese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-YHTzPYO4).
Holy shit, that's epic! xD
Old Manus
01-30-2012, 02:02 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/16/article-1146603-038AD4FA000005DC-749_306x423.jpg
[/commonwealth joke]
Tigmafuzz
01-30-2012, 07:23 PM
Suddenly, cows.
http://i.imgur.com/WAqWy.jpg
Suddenly, cows.
http://i.imgur.com/WAqWy.jpg
meanwhile in montana.jpg
Tigmafuzz
01-30-2012, 08:28 PM
kitties + couch =
http://i.imgur.com/hm1ds.jpg
Hollycat
01-30-2012, 08:35 PM
Thread of the year right here.
Tigmafuzz
01-30-2012, 09:55 PM
And we can all thank shion. I mean, "lovemuffin." Muffinlovin'. McLovinMuffin.
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9300000/LOVE-MUFFIN-phineas-and-ferb-wiki-9397880-400-225.jpg
Hollycat
01-30-2012, 10:26 PM
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/koma-comic-strip-how-my-cat-see-things.jpg
Pumpkin
01-30-2012, 11:04 PM
And we can all thank shion. I mean, "lovemuffin." Muffinlovin'. McLovinMuffin.
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9300000/LOVE-MUFFIN-phineas-and-ferb-wiki-9397880-400-225.jpg
Hi, I'm shion/lovemuffin and I approve this post 100%.
krissy
01-31-2012, 01:36 AM
http://i.imgur.com/pvsBT.jpg
ediT: oh wait frick wrong thread
Agent Proto
01-31-2012, 02:42 AM
And we can all thank shion. I mean, "lovemuffin." Muffinlovin'. McLovinMuffin.
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9300000/LOVE-MUFFIN-phineas-and-ferb-wiki-9397880-400-225.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/Perry-The-Platypus.jpg
Tigmafuzz
01-31-2012, 01:40 PM
That is not a duck, Proto. That is a platypus. But I will forgive you, seeing as how they are somewhat similar, and I can understand your confusion in thinking that was a duck. They both have bills and lay eggs. Although ducks do not have beaver tails. Or poison glands.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d111/monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey/platypus.gif
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyou0ktYsX1qaounxo1_500.png
Tigmafuzz
02-01-2012, 06:05 PM
Does this count as a duck?
http://media.desura.com/images/members/1/361/360683/hilarious_Addition-s500x500-64541_1.jpg
Hollycat
02-01-2012, 06:08 PM
only if these do
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/LARC_V_vehicle.JPEG/300px-LARC_V_vehicle.JPEG
https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSIJa-yZdKpg4tzoNGl_qWnXpUpgqHXXxYe51BgKma_IPcPJe4Awg
Tigmafuzz
02-02-2012, 02:22 AM
Oh god that second picture. KILL IT WITH FIRE
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