Ducks

[Pumpkin]

Yes, Ducks. Post.

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[Tigmafuzz]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/12/c1f0adbc-05c1-4aba-a775-c725ede295c7.jpg

[Melissaur]

I'll just leave this here.


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[Tigmafuzz]

http://files.myopera.com/game00vn/albums/611625/cat-cute%20duck%20hat.jpg

[Melissaur]

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[Tigmafuzz]

ALL THE DUCKS

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2482/3743796584_e589b251d3_o.jpg

[Pumpkin]

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[Tigmafuzz]

I'm ready for my close-up!

http://www.thesupercute.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/baby-duck.jpg

[Pumpkin]

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[Tigmafuzz]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/17/cf38c80c-65f9-467e-af1d-75c8e48efb0c.jpg

[Pumpkin]

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[Tigmafuzz]

Don't forget to vote!

http://www.ctemploymentlawblog.com/uploads/image/Duck%20For%20President.jpg

[Shlup]

I like ducks.

http://cellar.org/2007/teacupducks.jpg

[Tigmafuzz]

thispeanutlookslikeaduck.com

http://www.thispeanutlookslikeaduck.com/quack/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fat-duck-peanut.jpg

[Pumpkin]

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[Tigmafuzz]

http://i1174.photobucket.com/albums/r619/achila123451/imagesCANHMEPN.jpg

[Jentleness]

Duck? Duck? Gooses!
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[Tigmafuzz]

MOAR
http://i.imgur.com/6s1FS.jpg

[Sylvie]

http://i39.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/9awbpz.jpg

[Pike]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyck0vkLHX1qaounxo1_500.jpg

[Sylvie]

http://i39.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2qstm55.jpg

[Psychotic]

I also like ducks. I think this thread is one of the best threads I have read this year. Congratulations! Ducks!

[Jessweeee♪]

I want a pet duck now. Maybe I will go to the pond and try to find a lost duckling.

[Pumpkin]

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[Vincent, Thunder God]

http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx222/VinnyThunder/AndrewsHTDDrawing.jpg

[krissy]

http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/duckman_sitting_on_couch.gif

[sharkythesharkdogg]

http://content.sportslogos.net/logos/1/1/full/1.gif

http://images.forbes.com/media/2010/12/21/1221_jargon-ducks-in-a-row_485x340.jpg

http://www.cuteheaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ducks.jpg

[Peegee]

duck man was the best

http://rookery9.aviary.com.s3.amazonaws.com/8947500/8947635_f1dc_625x1000.jpg

what would you do?

[theundeadhero]

My WoW guild has a raid team called Team Baby ducks :)

[fire_of_avalon]

Ride it into the sunset.

DID YOU KNOW THAT DUCK QUACKS DO NOT ECHO.

You Fuckin do now.

[Melissaur]

So I want to play duck duck goose now

[theundeadhero]

Or perhaps Duck Hunt.

[Carl the Llama]

The Lady Muffin Commands, I Obey:

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/aflac-duck.jpg

[Melissaur]

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[Agent Proto]

MSr3dRXlM5w

[Carl the Llama]

MSr3dRXlM5w

That was Epic, now I know what my Duck was watching when he made that face xD

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Anyone ever played Quackshot? That was an awesome game.

[Tigmafuzz]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/Quackshot.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

Ride it into the sunset.

DID YOU KNOW THAT DUCK QUACKS DO NOT ECHO.

You Fuckin do now.
Yes it does.
snopes.com: Duck's Quack Echo (http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.asp)

/buzzkill

[fire_of_avalon]

I hate you.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I love you.

[fire_of_avalon]

I doubt it. :zombert:

[Raistlin]

NCG beat me to it, but I am disappointed in you, Megan, for propagating such nonsense. For shame.

Once upon a time a great EoFFer called Doomgaze who made a thread about ducks that included a picture of a certain species that had a 15 inch penis that it used to lasso its mates. That picture was deleted when Doomy was banned, though, and I don't really want to GIS for "duck penis" to find it. Just know such manly ducks exist.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

"duck dick lasso"

I must work this into a conversation. Preferably at a church.

[Melissaur]

OH HAI!
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[Pike]

Once upon a time a great EoFFer called Doomgaze who made a thread about ducks that included a picture of a certain species that had a 15 inch penis that it used to lasso its mates. That picture was deleted when Doomy was banned, though, and I don't really want to GIS for "duck penis" to find it. Just know such manly ducks exist.

Is this the species of duck where the female has a corkscrew vagina, or is this a different one?

[Agent Proto]

The duck in question is called an "Argentine Lake Duck". Google it.

[Pike]

Although most male birds have no penis,[4] ducks have a long corkscrew penis, and the females have a long corkscrew vagina, which spirals in the opposite direction.

So this is all ducks, then?

Ducks confirmed for ALPHA

[Pumpkin]

This thread has gone somewhere odd.

[Tigmafuzz]

Odd? This is sublime.

[Alive-Cat]

I've got information on ducks that I'm willing to share but only for the right price.

[Tigmafuzz]

Llama
http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr148/mizzoucheerleader01/llamas.jpg
Llama
http://www.threadsofperu.com/images/site_images/llama.jpg
Duck
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Female_Mandarin_Duck_800.jpg

[Hollycat]

goose
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Canada_goose.jpg/220px-Canada_goose.jpg

[Tigmafuzz]

Somebody call me?
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/27534_125626240812402_558_n.jpg

[Mittopotahis]

I prefer geese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-YHTzPYO4).

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I prefer geese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-YHTzPYO4).

Holy shit, that's epic! xD

[Old Manus]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/16/article-1146603-038AD4FA000005DC-749_306x423.jpg

[/commonwealth joke]

[Tigmafuzz]

Suddenly, cows.

http://i.imgur.com/WAqWy.jpg

[Pike]

Suddenly, cows.

http://i.imgur.com/WAqWy.jpg

meanwhile in montana.jpg

[Tigmafuzz]

kitties + couch =

http://i.imgur.com/hm1ds.jpg

[Hollycat]

Thread of the year right here.

[Tigmafuzz]

And we can all thank shion. I mean, "lovemuffin." Muffinlovin'. McLovinMuffin.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9300000/LOVE-MUFFIN-phineas-and-ferb-wiki-9397880-400-225.jpg

[Hollycat]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/koma-comic-strip-how-my-cat-see-things.jpg

[Pumpkin]

And we can all thank shion. I mean, "lovemuffin." Muffinlovin'. McLovinMuffin.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9300000/LOVE-MUFFIN-phineas-and-ferb-wiki-9397880-400-225.jpg

Hi, I'm shion/lovemuffin and I approve this post 100%.

[krissy]

http://i.imgur.com/pvsBT.jpg


ediT: oh wait frick wrong thread

[Agent Proto]

And we can all thank shion. I mean, "lovemuffin." Muffinlovin'. McLovinMuffin.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9300000/LOVE-MUFFIN-phineas-and-ferb-wiki-9397880-400-225.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/Perry-The-Platypus.jpg

[Tigmafuzz]

That is not a duck, Proto. That is a platypus. But I will forgive you, seeing as how they are somewhat similar, and I can understand your confusion in thinking that was a duck. They both have bills and lay eggs. Although ducks do not have beaver tails. Or poison glands.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d111/monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey/platypus.gif

[Pike]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyou0ktYsX1qaounxo1_500.png

[Tigmafuzz]

Does this count as a duck?

http://media.desura.com/images/members/1/361/360683/hilarious_Addition-s500x500-64541_1.jpg

[Hollycat]

only if these do
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/LARC_V_vehicle.JPEG/300px-LARC_V_vehicle.JPEG
https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSIJa-yZdKpg4tzoNGl_qWnXpUpgqHXXxYe51BgKma_IPcPJe4Awg

[Tigmafuzz]

Oh god that second picture. KILL IT WITH FIRE