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Pike
02-26-2012, 05:52 AM
When my heater is off, it's too cold.
When my heater is on, it's too warm.

:|

NorthernChaosGod
02-26-2012, 05:54 AM
http://i40.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/ma8crc.jpg

Ace Protorney
02-26-2012, 05:56 AM
The Internet is down! Of all the things to happen, this has got to be the worst. Possible. Thing. EVER!

NorthernChaosGod
02-26-2012, 06:06 AM
The Internet is down! Of all the things to happen, this has got to be the worst. Possible. Thing. EVER!
http://i43.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/208u0jk.gif

Laddy
02-26-2012, 06:13 AM
Thread Pony'd? Thread pony'd.

Parker
02-26-2012, 08:54 AM
fwp: i live in a world inhabited by bronies

Huckleberry Quin
02-26-2012, 09:22 AM
That's a problem that causes the whole world to suffer.

Psychotic
02-26-2012, 09:44 AM
I can't figure out what to post as a reply to a "First World Probems" thread on a Final Fantasy forum :(

Freya
02-26-2012, 11:07 AM
I'm on vacation so I have to post things online from my smart phone :(

Shlup
02-26-2012, 11:22 AM
No one's been putting up torrents of this season of Biggest Loser fast enough so I have to watch them on Hulu, and they make me watch a commercial. :aimmad:

Tigmafuzz
02-26-2012, 03:27 PM
I left my phone in the living room so I was bored the whole time I was pooping.

Pike
02-26-2012, 03:31 PM
My feet hurt whenever I have to spend the day at work doing the incredibly strenuous act of standing in one spot.

Peegee
02-26-2012, 04:14 PM
man this FWP thread needs some real confessions.

Unless OP's problem is legit. I get that problem when it's really cold outside and I'm in a bus without the heater turned on :(

right now i'm talking to somebody on fb chat but i want to buy protein powder and eat a+w. I can't order take out because I have a coupon and I don't care whether popeye's does delivery (shipments), and if I left, I would have to chat on my android phone and i hate doing that.

Also my swype app doesn't have all of my custom words and even normal words. It's been months and I'm still typing the words manually.

Tigmafuzz
02-26-2012, 04:25 PM
Obligatory:
http://www.geekfill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/first-world-problems.jpg

theundeadhero
02-26-2012, 09:51 PM
I don't know what to do because I can't decide from all the choices.

Bunny
02-26-2012, 10:14 PM
My god damn pizza burnt because my stove is a piece of shit and isn't adjusts to the correct temperature so now I have to eat a boringly delicious sandwich.

WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD

Shiny
02-26-2012, 10:55 PM
"I accidentally opened iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again."

Been there done that. Life is so hard. /wrists

I wanted my hairstylist to cut my bangs out of my face but now they're just shorter and yet still in my face.

Sephex
02-26-2012, 11:11 PM
My mom made me tacos today while visiting my parents, but I had to go to the store myself to pick up hard taco shells.

Tigmafuzz
02-26-2012, 11:26 PM
There's no space in my refrigerator to put another gallon of milk in there because the other one isn't completely empty yet. MY LIFE SUCKS

NorthernChaosGod
02-27-2012, 02:19 AM
"I accidentally opened iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again."

Been there done that. Life is so hard. /wrists

I wanted my hairstylist to cut my bangs out of my face but now they're just shorter and yet still in my face.
I told you to get a pixie cut. :colbert:

Bubba
02-27-2012, 12:10 PM
My butler cooked me a beautiful mushroom asparagus omlette this morning served with a glass of champagne and orange juice.

But he used orange juice 'with juicy bits' as opposed to the 'smooth' variety.

I plan to have his entire family murdered...

Jessweeee♪
02-27-2012, 03:11 PM
I'm in an oatmeal funk. I haven't been able to get it the right thickness for a long time now. Too thin or too thick oatmeal is just plain inedible. Also when I was a kid my mom would only buy the flavors I didn't like! I would request that she get different flavors next time and tell her which ones I didn't like, but when it was time for her to go grocery shopping, the flavors I listed were stuck in her head so she thought "oh I think these were the ones Jessica wanted."

Pike
02-27-2012, 03:28 PM
I have to take two showers today because my work shift tomorrow won't let me take one tomorrow morning and my hair is going to get yucky if I don't take one tonight.

Huckleberry Quin
02-27-2012, 03:44 PM
My mom made me tacos today while visiting my parents, but I had to go to the store myself to pick up hard taco shells.

Ah, this takes me back.

"Shall we have fajitas tonight?"
"Oh yes! How wonderful! What a marvelous father you are! :love:"
"Get your shoes on, then. We'll just head off to the supermarket."
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. THIS IS ENTRAPMENT, I TELL YOU."

Jessweeee♪
02-27-2012, 03:45 PM
I used to be able to take a shower just every other day, but I had the hairstylist do something different when I went to get my haircut a week ago, and now my hair requires a washing every day and a half, so now I have to wash it daily, but my hair looks best washing it every day and a half but in order to do that I have to get up even earlier so I can shower in the morning :(

Shiny
02-29-2012, 09:47 PM
"I accidentally opened iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again."

Been there done that. Life is so hard. /wrists

I wanted my hairstylist to cut my bangs out of my face but now they're just shorter and yet still in my face.
I told you to get a pixie cut. :colbert:
Found out it's way too much maintenance and I'd probably look like a man or worse, Emma Watson.

sharkythesharkdogg
03-01-2012, 02:05 AM
i want sashimi

but my dad wants to go to a vietnamese restaurant instead T__________T

Melissaur
03-01-2012, 03:46 AM
Worst Problem Ever. Prepare to be blown away with the hardness of my life.

I was watching my show and sneezed and missed the last 2 words said. Now I have to rewind my TeVo ;_;

NorthernChaosGod
03-01-2012, 06:22 AM
"I accidentally opened iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again."

Been there done that. Life is so hard. /wrists

I wanted my hairstylist to cut my bangs out of my face but now they're just shorter and yet still in my face.
I told you to get a pixie cut. :colbert:
Found out it's way too much maintenance and I'd probably look like a man or worse, Emma Watson.
:doublecolbert:

Bubba
03-01-2012, 10:44 AM
Having to buy a 12-pack of beer because it was on offer.

I only really wanted 8.

Old Manus
03-01-2012, 11:13 AM
Log onto EoFF

Nobody's repped me since my last visit

Sephex
03-01-2012, 05:35 PM
Log onto EoFF

Nobody's repped me since my last visit

:(

Melissaur
03-01-2012, 11:43 PM
I was watching a show and it was quiet so I turned it up but then the commercials were too loud :/ I had to keep adjusting the volume...

Sephex
03-02-2012, 12:17 AM
I was watching a show and it was quiet so I turned it up but then the commercials were too loud :/ I had to keep adjusting the volume...

I heard they passed something to make that illegal soon. I have no sources on this and I don't feel like looking. I just relate because I hate when that happens too!

Værn
03-02-2012, 01:13 AM
I have a bunch of games that I've started and never finished, and I don't know which to go back to first.

Tigmafuzz
03-02-2012, 02:16 AM
I have a bunch of games that I've started and never finished, and I don't know which to go back to first.
I think we all have this problem. For some reason, I can't bring myself to beat Thousand Arms and Legend of Legaia. I only recently finished Threads of Fate =|

Sephex
03-02-2012, 02:20 AM
I only want to be the best possible Dragon King there is, but the elements seem to be turning the tides.

Melissaur
03-02-2012, 03:11 PM
I was really comfortable but then my foot fell asleep so I had to shift.

Tigmafuzz
03-02-2012, 09:01 PM
Mel is ruling this thread.

Fluctuations
03-02-2012, 09:27 PM
Running out of hallucogenics and only having alchohol left. :(

KentaRawr!
03-02-2012, 09:29 PM
Due to the recent wage increase at one of Foxconn's campuses to the equivalent of $400 U.S. per month, Ipads and other electronics may go through a price increase and I won't be able to get one as soon as I had expected because most of the jobs available to me only offer Ohio's minimum wage of $7.40 per hour. :(

LIFE SUCKS.

Jessweeee♪
03-02-2012, 09:41 PM
I thought minimum wage was a federal thing and the same in all states. I looked it up and some states have a minimum wage higher than what I'm being paid. I should move :(

Melissaur
03-02-2012, 09:45 PM
I really want a cupcake but they are all the way in the kitchen.

KentaRawr!
03-02-2012, 09:59 PM
I thought minimum wage was a federal thing and the same in all states. I looked it up and some states have a minimum wage higher than what I'm being paid. I should move :(

That's what I thought, too! But in my SOC class the professor mentioned "Ohioan minimum wage" and I was like "Wait what Ohioan?" and then I looked it up and bam, turns out it's not a federal thing!

Ace Protorney
03-02-2012, 10:02 PM
I'm having a really hard time deciding where I want to eat, and I'm starving.

starlet
03-02-2012, 10:31 PM
Burger king doesn't make chicken fries anymore so I had to get a double cheeseburger instead :mad:

Peegee
03-02-2012, 11:23 PM
I'm having a really hard time deciding where I want to eat, and I'm starving.

I have a hard time deciding when to eat and where to eat and what to eat, and I'm starving :(

this sucks.

KentaRawr!
03-02-2012, 11:30 PM
Stephen Colbert hasn't been making new episodes because he's been caring for his ill mother. UGH.

Sephex
03-03-2012, 12:43 AM
I don't have a smart phone so I had to resort to going into a mall Mac Store to check something online.

edczxcvbnm
03-03-2012, 01:47 AM
You want some first world problems? Here they come...like a hurricane.

*I had a dead pixel on my monitor this one time. I pissed me off for years until I bought a new one.

*This one time I also had to get up at 3 in the afternoon and it was totally the worst day ever.

*I couldn't find one of slippers forcing me to throw out the one that I had.

*This one time a NES game froze on me after about 10 minutes. I lost ALL of my progress. I wouldn't shut up about that one for days on end.

*Also related, the L and R buttons on my DS are broken. Piece of tit.

*The lanyard was a little frayed on my Big Ten Championship game ticket and it was so irritating that everyone else was walking around with perfection around their necks!

*My mom forgot to pay for this one semester of school and I had to DRIVE...MYSELF to get the check in on time. Such a smurfing hassle! MY TIME IS VALUABLE!

This is Sephex on edczxcvbnm's account. I would like to inform everyone he said he needs a tablet so he wouldn't have to get up and walk 7 feet to post on EoFF.

edlalala and Sephex double posted on the same account and now i have to merge the posts. Boo. -- foa

NorthernChaosGod
03-03-2012, 05:17 AM
I thought minimum wage was a federal thing and the same in all states. I looked it up and some states have a minimum wage higher than what I'm being paid. I should move :(
It's not all that great. The states with higher minimum wages tend to have a higher cost of living.

Jiro
03-03-2012, 05:19 AM
Tell Sephex that he'd have to never set it down lest he face the same problem.

Sephex
03-03-2012, 05:30 AM
I have a good laptop. That's good enough for me. Stop oppressing me, Jiro!

Yeargdribble
03-03-2012, 07:17 PM
The theatre show I'm currently performing on doesn't have nearly enough songs that I'm tacet on, so I can't surf the internet on my phone as much while getting paid.

sharkythesharkdogg
03-03-2012, 10:30 PM
I've had a song stuck in my head for four days! :Oo:

Shiny
03-04-2012, 12:26 AM
My acer monitor doesn't have a mic and webcam on it, so I have to walk all the way to the other part of the room to get my Macbook Pro. Woe is me & shii.

~*~Celes~*~
03-04-2012, 04:59 AM
I had to wash dishes by hand cause the dishwasher broke :(

Jiro
03-04-2012, 09:43 PM
I have a good laptop. That's good enough for me. Stop oppressing me, Jiro!
What do you mean stop? You love me oppressing into you.

Sephex
03-04-2012, 09:53 PM
I have a good laptop. That's good enough for me. Stop oppressing me, Jiro!
What do you mean stop? You love me oppressing into you.

:love:

fire_of_avalon
03-04-2012, 11:24 PM
The toe seam on my sock keeps slipping down and rubbing the space just below my big toenail.

Tigmafuzz
03-05-2012, 12:09 AM
The toe seam on my sock keeps slipping down and rubbing the space just below my big toenail.
OH MY GOD I HATE THAT.

Hollycat
03-05-2012, 12:31 AM
I want to play fallout 3, but my ps3 isn't plugged in.

The Summoner of Leviathan
03-05-2012, 12:39 AM
I had wanted to have friends over for supper but they had to cancel, so I am making all the food anyways. I have Bolognese with bechemel and oatmeal chocolate chip cookies to eat but no one to eat with (roommate is gone out). :( MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE.

sharkythesharkdogg
03-05-2012, 04:15 AM
be there in 20.

Hollycat
03-05-2012, 04:19 AM
When I turned on my water it was too hot and I was uncomfortable whilst washing mine hands.

Pike
03-05-2012, 05:46 AM
My pajamas are way over there on the bed and I'm way over here in uncomfortable work clothes

Hollycat
03-05-2012, 07:06 AM
my tv is too loud but to change the volume I'd have to pick up the remote.

Bubba
03-05-2012, 06:20 PM
I got laid last night but she didn't leave my house till about 4.30pm today. This meant I had to wait all day to watch the highlights of yesterday's football.

sharkythesharkdogg
03-05-2012, 06:27 PM
I was an hour and a half into a dungeon/boss fight when Suikoden 2 froze up on me. :mad2:

Madame Adequate
03-05-2012, 07:03 PM
Where the hell takes that long to get through in S2? :Oo:

My fingernails grow too quickly so I have to cut them too often.

Jessweeee♪
03-16-2012, 05:41 PM
I finally got a high profile game that I'm really excited about (Mass Effect 3) during launch instead of like a year later, and nobody wants to talk about how cool it is with me! Everyone just wants to talk about how much the ending sucks or what they're doing in multiplayer, but I haven't finished the game yet and my neighbor's unprotected wifi isn't good enough for multiplayer :(

Sephex
03-16-2012, 07:31 PM
The toilet paper at work is insufficient.

krissy
03-16-2012, 07:41 PM
im almost out of kleenex
but there's still so much porn to watch today

sharkythesharkdogg
03-17-2012, 07:23 PM
I was an hour and a half into a dungeon/boss fight when Suikoden 2 froze up on me. :mad2:


Where the hell takes that long to get through in S2? :Oo:


I was exaggerating about a problem, and someone called me out on it. :(

Bubba
03-18-2012, 12:24 PM
I've got to watch all today's football in standard as opposed to high definition.

My 40-inch TV just won't do the games justice...

Rantz
03-18-2012, 01:40 PM
I keep shaving my beard and growing it out again and I can't decide which I prefer. :(


The toe seam on my sock keeps slipping down and rubbing the space just below my big toenail.

I HATE THAT

leader of mortals
03-18-2012, 02:11 PM
The water filter on the front of my fridge is too slow, and it takes me about 2 minutes to get a full glass of water. :(

(This is something I legitimately complain about. Kelsey's fridge gives water a lot faster, and it makes me happy.)

Sephex
03-19-2012, 01:40 AM
I had to get up at around 11:00a.m. to pee this morning.

Hollycat
03-19-2012, 01:42 AM
No one posts in Corrupt a wish anymore.

My 32 inch tv wont fit on my nightstand.

@LOM: you need to change your filter.

CimminyCricket
03-19-2012, 03:30 PM
The TV remote is on coffee table, but I'm on the couch and I can't hear what is going on in my movie.

Hollycat
03-19-2012, 09:24 PM
I've been to 8 stores in a row and haven't found any of the blind bags. I want to buy them!

TheGlassesGirl
03-20-2012, 01:21 AM
The water filter on the front of my fridge is too slow, and it takes me about 2 minutes to get a full glass of water. :(

(This is something I legitimately complain about. Kelsey's fridge gives water a lot faster, and it makes me happy.)
You hog the water thingy in the fridge and I have to wait for you.

My Android phone doesn't have the same apps as an iPhone.

My glasses slide off my face when I sweat too much and stick when I get too cold.

My dog has allergies to dog food so he has to eat $1/can dog food.

Bubba
03-20-2012, 09:19 AM
A slice of pizza I had last night only contained one bit of pepperoni.