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Loony BoB
02-27-2012, 09:52 PM
Discuss.

Jessweeee♪
02-27-2012, 09:53 PM
I...I thought I was born in Illinois. Is my whole life a lie? Do I exist?

Loony BoB
02-27-2012, 09:55 PM
Illinois is not really a state, it's just a strange word that French people used to say and can roughly be defined as 'Chicago'.

Laddy
02-27-2012, 09:59 PM
Y'know, I agree. Arizona, Utah, Idaho, Alabama, Oklahoma, Iowa. You know what all these states have in common? They all suck.

Loony BoB
02-27-2012, 10:00 PM
They would suck if they were real.

blackmage_nuke
02-27-2012, 10:01 PM
That's ridiculous. I've been to Inglebort, it's a lovely and very real place.

Loony BoB
02-27-2012, 10:08 PM
That's ridiculous. I've been to Inglebort, it's a lovely and very real place.
Inglebort is no more real than Ohio. It's true. I'm sorry to break this to you, but whatever travel agency you used sent you to a fake location that is not really Inglebort, because Inglebort is not real. It is similar to when people send tourists to "a wonderful, welcoming and beautiful country" and then they find out that it is Australia.

Shlup
02-27-2012, 10:16 PM
I'm confused as to where you're coming from here, BoB.

Rantz
02-27-2012, 10:18 PM
He's coming from a good, honest place that begins with a consonant. Duh.

Loony BoB
02-27-2012, 10:19 PM
I come from New Zealand. That is irrelevant, though.

I have been considering the thoughts of Laddy and can only assume that the American government decided to convince Americans (and the rest of the world) that the states beginning with vowels really, really suck. They did this so nobody would ever attempt to travel to a non-existant state.

Miriel
02-27-2012, 10:21 PM
Oh Arizona is very real. And it's a hell hole.

Loony BoB
02-27-2012, 10:28 PM
Oh Arizona is very real. And it's a hell hole.
Arizona is most definitely not real. What proof do you have of this?

Miriel
02-27-2012, 10:29 PM
It's a mistake to underestimate the enemy, BoB. The key is preparation and wariness.

Loony BoB
02-27-2012, 10:31 PM
I am not your enemy. I am your friend, you know that! I am here to open your eyes to the truth. I don't get why you think I'm you're enemy because of that. :confused:

I notice your lack of proof. Also, I notice that you refer to Arizona as a "Hell Hole", further adding to my belief that they convince people to never want to go to places they can not reach (they can't reach them because they're not real, much like Hogwarts - don't run into walls in train stations).

Miriel
02-27-2012, 10:34 PM
Arizona is the enemy.

Pike
02-27-2012, 10:35 PM
I come from New Zealand.

Where is Old Zealand?

Loony BoB
02-27-2012, 10:43 PM
It's a province in Holland that has a number of islands. Most people in New Zealand don't know this, which I find weird. The person who named New Zealand was Dutch (Abel Tasman).

Sephex
02-27-2012, 10:55 PM
Illinois does exist. People have already said that in this thread. <3

Loony BoB
02-27-2012, 11:18 PM
God, next thing you know you'll be using Wikipedia to prove things. You're better than that, Sephex. :( Illinois is not real. Do you really think a place called Illinois would be real!? I've already pointed out that Illinois is just Chicago.

Sephex
02-27-2012, 11:59 PM
That means I'm a dream then....just like...

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/1229890737244.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Then again I live close to Chicago. So I guess I am real.

Peegee
02-28-2012, 12:00 AM
it took me 3 minutes to understand what this thread is about. I blame this call i'm on.

so let's see:

arkansas, alaska, arizona, oregon, ohio, iowa, idaho, oklahoma.

I don't know them all. did i miss any?

edit: utah :(

fail pg is fail

edit # 2: I looked them up so these don't count: alabama, illinois (bob confused me earlier!) and Yoming

Loony BoB
02-28-2012, 12:01 AM
It's all Chicago, they just put you in special rooms that make you feel like you're in a more open area than you really are. Optical illusions for the most part. Very Truman Show. But definitely all Chicago. That's why everyone knows about Chicago but nobody knows about Illinois.

Sephex
02-28-2012, 12:03 AM
It's all Chicago, they just put you in special rooms that make you feel like you're in a more open area than you really are. Optical illusions for the most part. Very Truman Show. But definitely all Chicago. That's why everyone knows about Chicago but nobody knows about Illinois.

Come on, you haven't heard of Joliet? Aurora? ...uh...

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..

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Ace Protorney
02-28-2012, 12:18 AM
The whole state of Illinois is primarily Chicago. Idaho is another prime example of a state that doesn't really exist. In fact, it never existed, ever. I pointed this out back in '04 or earlier... You can look it up if you don't believe me. It's just an empty void between Washington state and Montana that happens to grow potatoes. Don't listen to NeoCracker when he tries to convince us that Idaho is real. It's all lies coming from anyone like him.

Bunny
02-28-2012, 12:22 AM
I don't want to live in this world anymore.

Freya
02-28-2012, 12:36 AM
Thank god Oklahoma isn't real. I was sure it was a nightmare but I couldn't wake up. This is such a relief.

Jiro
02-28-2012, 12:46 AM
Your fancy Abel Tasman is also the namesake for Van Deimen's Land so you should show some respect Loony BoB. Our constitution also says we own you and that if we click our fingers then your ass is ours. SO FUCK YOU SMURFING PACIFIC ISLAND-IST JACKASS

GhandiOwnsYou
02-28-2012, 01:19 AM
If Idaho does not exist, then where the hell do my potatoes come from?

...my god.

35699
Potatoes are People. YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM.

NorthernChaosGod
02-28-2012, 02:06 AM
wat.

fire_of_avalon
02-28-2012, 02:30 AM
Daniel I am going to kick your ass. Your shenanigans aren't even shenanigans they're just awful.

Pheesh
02-28-2012, 03:55 AM
Don't listen to him, god knows no one in our country does.

Laddy
02-28-2012, 04:06 AM
BoB is the truth. BoB is the way. BoB can restore America back from these government lies called "vowel states".

Jiro
02-28-2012, 04:28 AM
If Idaho does not exist, then where the hell do my potatoes come from?

...my god.

35699
Potatoes are People. YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM.

Oh my god, he's right. Potatoes have skin. I have skin. POTATOES ARE PEOPLE.

Tigmafuzz
02-28-2012, 05:45 AM
Your logic is flawed Jiro. Obviously, you are a potato.

GhandiOwnsYou
02-28-2012, 08:50 AM
They have so many EYES. Potatoes are Humans evolved. Are they linked, these plots to dissuade vowel state travel to conceal non existance, and the conspiracy to replace humanity with evolved sentient starches?

Bubba
02-28-2012, 10:38 AM
Potato and People contain the same number of letters AND both start with the same letter. How have I never noticed this??!!!!!!

Although by this logic people could also be Piglets, Pompons and Pigeons

I'd like to think that the highest form of known life would not include small pigs, balls of fluff and rats with wings.

Not forgetting the word Phlegm...

Shlup
02-28-2012, 10:44 AM
I thought people liked Oregon. And I found Idaho to be quite nice. Oklahoma was okay. Arizona was... Arizona. Utah is a "pop" state.

Loony BoB
02-28-2012, 01:43 PM
Oregon is a spice, Idaho (like Iowa) is not a physical state but a state of where you are at in life, Oklahoma I forgot about entirely which just goes to show how much it doesn't exist, Arizona is just the more deserted part of the desert around Texas/California, Utah is just a place that mormons talk about but it's about as verifiable as Heaven or Hell. It's certainly not owned by America, if it does exist somewhere out there on another plane of existence.

Pike
02-28-2012, 03:19 PM
I thought people liked Oregon.

Oregon is cute. As I was saying in chat, they're so very proud of the fact that they have a law saying they can't pump their own gasoline. They just love being weird.

SwordFox
02-28-2012, 03:52 PM
I am not your enemy. I am your friend, you know that! I am here to open your eyes to the truth. I don't get why you think I'm you're enemy because of that. :confused:

I notice your lack of proof. Also, I notice that you refer to Arizona as a "Hell Hole", further adding to my belief that they convince people to never want to go to places they can not reach (they can't reach them because they're not real, much like Hogwarts - don't run into walls in train stations).
If Hogwarts isn't real, then how do you explain this at King's Cross station?

35700

AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY BS ABOUT LURING TOURISTS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. D:<

Madonna
02-28-2012, 04:11 PM
I am lost; what vowels are not real?

Hollycat
02-28-2012, 04:17 PM
BoB, how do you know New Zealand isn't just some made up place and you are actually living on one of the larger alaskan islands?

SwordFox
02-28-2012, 04:57 PM
BoB, how do you know New Zealand isn't just some made up place and you are actually living on one of the larger alaskan islands?
This is becoming too philosophical for my liking now. :(

Loony BoB
02-28-2012, 05:37 PM
BoB, how do you know New Zealand isn't just some made up place and you are actually living on one of the larger alaskan islands?

alaskan islands

alaska

a
I hope you get where I'm going with this.

leader of mortals
02-28-2012, 05:59 PM
Thankfully, I live in Michigan, the Great Lake State, in the Tri Cities, on a street that doesn't begin with a vowel.

I am more real than you all know. I am here, coming for you.

Bunny
02-28-2012, 06:09 PM
BoB, how do you know New Zealand isn't just some made up place and you are actually living on one of the larger alaskan islands?

alaskan islands

alaska

a
I hope you get where I'm going with this.

I don't see what the last letter of a state name has anything to do with a thread about the beginning letter of a state.

Hollycat
02-28-2012, 06:12 PM
BoB, you live in a made up place that is part of another made up place. Where are you really?

Jiro
02-28-2012, 06:48 PM
Wait, doesn't Loony BoB live in the United Kingdom these days? WELL HMMM I SMELL A CONSPIRACY

Sephex
02-28-2012, 06:53 PM
It's because BoB lives on the Alaskan island where Metal Gear Solid took place.

Wait...could BoB be?..

Snake?! Is he the legendary Solid Snake?!

Hollycat
02-28-2012, 07:06 PM
Don't be stupid, we all know the only person who lives in Alaska is Sarah Palin, how else could she have become governor?

Loony BoB
02-28-2012, 07:26 PM
Don't be stupid, we all know the only person who lives in Alaska is Sarah Palin, how else could she have become governor?
Sarah Palin.

Governer of Alaska.

"How else could she have become governer?"

Indeed.

Jiro
02-28-2012, 07:35 PM
Loony BoB

From Edinbugger. In the United Kingdom.

Quite.

SwordFox
02-28-2012, 07:36 PM
In all fairness, a place where Sarah Palin can be democratically elected to represent probably doesn't deserve to exist. :p

Hollycat
02-28-2012, 07:45 PM
Alaska is real. It is a very nice place

Loony BoB
02-28-2012, 07:47 PM
Loony BoB

From Edinbugger. In the United Kingdom.

Quite.
Not part of America. Look, I know you're Australian, but give yourself a little credit, Jiro. :p

EDIT: Not from Edinbugger. In Edinbugger. From New Zealand. :D

Hollycat
02-28-2012, 07:52 PM
I've heard a lot of people call it that now, is that pretty much Edinburgh's new name?

Loony BoB
02-28-2012, 07:58 PM
It's just what I call it after I heard a Glaswegian call it that one time while on a bus. I was amused, used it as my location on my EoFF profile and I think people use it because of that.

Jiro
02-28-2012, 08:19 PM
Whatever BoB, whatever. You're a crook and you know it.

SwordFox
02-28-2012, 08:23 PM
Oh those zany Scots.

Tigmafuzz
02-28-2012, 10:19 PM
Can we talk about Canada now? Let's talk about Canada. America's hat.

Sephex
02-28-2012, 10:22 PM
Can we talk about Canada now? Let's talk about Canada. America's hat.

No. Leaf them out of this!

Hollycat
02-28-2012, 10:32 PM
That is one really big hat.

Freya
02-28-2012, 10:36 PM
It goes with our beard known as Mexico

Tigmafuzz
02-28-2012, 10:52 PM
Mexico is a great beard. We should buy them a comb.

Peegee
02-28-2012, 11:00 PM
Nah dog

USA is mexico's hat
Canada is on top and twice as big.

notice something - UNITED states of america starts with a vowel :)

NorthernChaosGod
02-29-2012, 01:48 AM
A hat on top of a hat is ridiculous, so you're wrong.

Tigmafuzz
02-29-2012, 02:20 AM
Nah dog

USA is mexico's hat
Canada is on top and twice as big.

notice something - UNITED states of america starts with a vowel :)
American states, Peeg. The country itself is not one collective state. Although the collective state of the country is pretty shitty as well.
I'm going to start my own alphabet where P is a vowel :colbert:


A hat on top of a hat is ridiculous, so you're wrong.
Tell that to these guys.
http://www.uncnrotcaa.org/archives/images/hat_stack.jpg

Huckleberry Quin
02-29-2012, 02:30 AM
I love Poregon*, but that's just because of the silent P. Idaho is simply the space between time zones, nothing more.

*Yes, I know you want to make a Pokemon joke.

Pike
02-29-2012, 02:49 AM
http://www.uncnrotcaa.org/archives/images/hat_stack.jpg

Team Fortress 2.jpg

Tigmafuzz
02-29-2012, 03:11 AM
I love Poregon*, but that's just because of the silent P. Idaho is simply the space between time zones, nothing more.

*Yes, I know you want to make a Pokemon joke.
Completely random knowledge here, Porygon has not been featured in the anime since the Ep. 38 incident (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennō_Senshi_Porygon) where the flashing effects from one of Pikachu's attacks caused 700 Japanese children to suffer from severe headaches, vomiting, and epileptic seizures. Its evolutions will probably never be featured either. The more you know :monster: