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Pike
03-02-2012, 05:49 AM
You have been tasked with making an amazing sandwich. You have any ingredient you want at your disposal.

What sort of sandwich do you make?

Tigmafuzz
03-02-2012, 06:06 AM
Pike, stop making threads and get back in the kitchen I have no idea what kind of sandwich I would make if I were tasked with such a thing. I would probably go through about a thousand revisions and taste tests before I could find the right combination. It would need to have roast ham with a caramelized glaze, though. It can't be a perfect sandwich without barbecue. Maybe some vodka.

fire_of_avalon
03-02-2012, 02:29 PM
TOO MANY CHOICES UGH *explodes*

Mirage
03-02-2012, 03:03 PM
rm -f Pike's Ingredients

krissy
03-02-2012, 03:58 PM
kill sandwich.exe
rm -f *

NorthernChaosGod
03-02-2012, 04:09 PM
Oh my. Well definitely got to throw some bacon on that bitch, maybe some avocado too. I think I'll go with turkey as the base meat. And a daedra heart for power.

Peegee
03-02-2012, 04:13 PM
lo thread lol

okay first I need to have 12 grain bread.

Then I need Miracle Whip, not Mayo. Ew

Then I need the following toppings:

Lettuce
Tomato slices
bacon
bacon bits


Then I put in lobster meat (not immitation! I take a lobster and rip it in half and slice up the innards), lobster skull parts, sliced bbq chicken, sliced rare steak, top with pepper, then stuff the entire sammich in a chicken and bake for an hour.

Sephex
03-02-2012, 05:33 PM
If it was for me I would just make myself a Spice Italian with pepper jack cheese and jalapenos because who needs a digestive tract anyway?

Bunny
03-02-2012, 07:18 PM
First, some sort of freshly baked bread. Perhaps Italian or Sourdough. Next, throw your jar of mayonnaise out because that shit is vile. If you have any miracle whip, burn it because that is even worse. Take a nice mustard, I prefer Inglehoffer's Sweet Hot or Dijon Stone Ground. Spread that around on one slice of bread because doing it on both is just overkill and will destroy the rest of the flavor. Get some delicious turkey and put a few slices of that on there. Bacon is good, but you know what goes better on a sandwich? Crumbled cooked prosciutto. Cook that stuff, crumble it up and spread it on the mustard because it'll act as a sort of glue. Thin slices of onions, a few banana peppers, freshly grown tomatoes (I hope you have a garden for this thing), and a single slice of good lettuce.

Enjoy.

Pike
03-02-2012, 07:36 PM
rm -f Pike's Ingredients


kill sandwich.exe
rm -f *

fsck you guys :colbert:

Mirage
03-02-2012, 08:27 PM
fsck doesn't exist after you rm -f *

blackmage_nuke
03-02-2012, 08:50 PM
Diamonds. Then I would sell it and have someone forever make sandwhiches for me.

If i HAVE to eat the sandwhich then I'd have what sausage and egg mcmuffins are made of except bigger

Tigmafuzz
03-02-2012, 09:05 PM
rm -f Pike's Ingredients


kill sandwich.exe
rm -f *

fsck you guys :colbert:
>0

Shlup
03-03-2012, 02:02 AM
Lightly toast some squaw bread, moosh on half an avocado, smother in Siracha, add a poof of sprouts, splash with apple cider vinegar. That is all that is required to please me.

starlet
03-03-2012, 02:35 AM
METAL SAMMICH:

Lettuce
Bacon
Mayo
Tomato
Cheese
Olives
Oinions
Frog
Tuna
Turkey
Peppers
Salami
Noodles
Pizza
Tires
CROWBARS!!

Tigmafuzz
03-03-2012, 06:00 AM
You're too easy Shlup. You need more high-maintenance taste buds.



Frog

Wat.

theundeadhero
03-04-2012, 05:54 AM
knuckle

Rantz
03-04-2012, 12:31 PM
Shlup and foa with me in the middle. Can't believe I'm the one who has to make this post.

sharkythesharkdogg
03-04-2012, 04:02 PM
Hmmmm. A few I've made that turned out well over the years.

Rye bread
havarti/jalapeno cheese
avocado
cayenne turkey breast
bok choy
tomato
Inglehoffer's stone ground mustard


Greek flatbread
venison cub steak marinated in soy and garlic
sour cream with dill and a little corriander
diced tomato
diced onion
arugula (not a lot)

The desert sandwich.

Hawaiian bread lightly toasted
crab salad
baby spinach
white stilton cheese (maybe with mango)

Slothy
03-04-2012, 05:11 PM
I'm thinking some chicken breast topped with some baby spinach, pickles, cheddar cheese, maybe a sprinkling parmesan, full fat mayonnaise, honey mustard. Stick it all between some sliced deli turkey instead of bread or ham for those who like that sort of thing and call it a day.

Pike
03-04-2012, 05:34 PM
This thread is making me so hungry

Hollycat
03-04-2012, 08:39 PM
Bagel top
sharp cheddar
Bacon
Hamburger Patty
Calamari
Pepperjack
Hamburger Patty
Pickles
Pickles
Pickles
Pickles
Pickles
Pickles
Pickles
Bacon
American Cheese
Bagel bottom

all of this zero Calorie of course.

NorthernChaosGod
03-04-2012, 09:18 PM
Shlup and foa with me in the middle. Can't believe I'm the one who has to make this post.
That's a sexy sandwich.

Tigmafuzz
03-05-2012, 12:21 AM
Shlup and foa with me in the middle. Can't believe I'm the one who has to make this post.
I considered it, but felt it would be better left to a professional such as yourself.

Hollycat
03-05-2012, 12:27 AM
I have two more recipes I would like to try as long as unlimited ingredients stays true.

1.
babies
ghost pepper
babies

and the other recipe?


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SNAKE!
SNAKE!
OOOH it's a snake...
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Mushroom
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krissy
03-05-2012, 12:43 AM
A JILL SANDWICH

Værn
03-10-2012, 04:14 AM
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat.jpg

Hollycat
03-10-2012, 04:27 AM
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat.jpg

They got Twilight!!!

Jinx
03-10-2012, 04:31 AM
Roast beef
Melted swiss
Mayo on one piece of bread
Spicy brown mustard on the other


It's all I need.

Tigmafuzz
03-10-2012, 04:34 AM
That reminds me, I haven't been to ThinkGeek in a while. I appreciate the reminder fellas :D

Pike
03-10-2012, 04:40 AM
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat.jpg

My mom actually has that. If you open it up there's a ripped apart plush unicorn inside.