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Bubba
03-12-2012, 02:00 AM
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I find it very difficult to grow a moustache. It seems I have a very low facial hair count. My question is this... are moustaches cool?

If you cover up Paul Simon's face on the above photo you will see how cool Art Garfunkel looks with a huge, Eastern-European moustache...

Sephex
03-12-2012, 02:06 AM
Pic made me lol.

Also, I have tried growing a mustache a couple of years ago and most people felt it looked unnatural. My problem with it is that it looked way to bland.

Jinx
03-12-2012, 02:30 AM
I am a lady, and therefore do not want a moustache.

But, I wish you well in your endevours.

Bubba
03-12-2012, 02:40 AM
I am a lady, and therefore do not want a moustache.

But, I wish you well in your endevours.

I fully understand, I can't name many famous moustchioed ladies. However, the question still stands.

Are moustaches cool?

Huckleberry Quin
03-12-2012, 02:48 AM
Yes, moustaches are cool. There are exceptions to this rule, but generally it applies. As long as you don't a pubey poncetache, you should be fine.

Jinx
03-12-2012, 02:53 AM
Moustaches are cool in a "Woah, look at that tache!" sort of way. But they have zero sex appeal.

Bubba
03-12-2012, 03:00 AM
I generally stick with two-day stubble but Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds just make it look more cool than is humanly possible.

NorthernChaosGod
03-12-2012, 03:47 AM
Go with a Burt Reynolds 'stache. Do it.

fire_of_avalon
03-12-2012, 03:50 AM
It depends on the face. My dad has had a mustache since forever (because I imagine he was alive for forever before I came about.) On the one occasion I remember him shaving it off... well it was just bizarre. It was like someone else's face.

That being said I think most men look best with a mustache/beard combo. A rare man it is that looks good with just a mustache.

btw, were I a male or a sideshow hustling female, I would have the longest beard through sheer will of growth.

Bubba
03-12-2012, 03:58 AM
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A recent photo with my sister... who has the most impressive facial fuzz?

Jinx
03-12-2012, 04:07 AM
Lol, that reminds me of my friend who has black hair, but his facial hair grows in red. It's so weird.

Bubba
03-12-2012, 04:09 AM
I think her style and pose wins out in this picture...

Pheesh
03-12-2012, 04:24 AM
I can only grow a Pedro moustache If I try, so on me they are most certainly not cool. But as was previously alluded to, Burt Reynolds is proof of how mighty a moustache, or any kind of hair really, can be.

Jinx
03-12-2012, 04:27 AM
I can only grow a Pedro moustache If I try, so on me they are most certainly not cool. But as was previously alluded to, Burt Reynolds is proof of how mighty a moustache, or any kind of hair really, can be.

Except Pedro didn't have to try. It only took him a couple of days.

Pheesh
03-12-2012, 05:03 AM
Rub it in, why don't you?

Psychotic
03-12-2012, 05:13 AM
My question is this... are moustaches cool?Someone has clearly never watched an episode of Chucklevision. :colbert:

Bubba
03-12-2012, 05:19 AM
How dare you.

Paul Chuckle is my Godfather. He admitted to me that he used a clip-on for the last series.

Tigmafuzz
03-12-2012, 05:46 AM
But they have zero sex appeal.
I beg to differ :up:

NorthernChaosGod
03-12-2012, 05:58 AM
Lol, that reminds me of my friend who has black hair, but his facial hair grows in red. It's so weird.
I actually have that to a degree. I get quite a few red hairs in the chin area of my beard with bits on my head. My brother has it more on his head with a little in his beard.

Pike
03-12-2012, 06:52 AM
Lol, that reminds me of my friend who has black hair, but his facial hair grows in red. It's so weird.

Your friend wouldn't happen to be my brother, would he?

Rantz
03-12-2012, 11:02 AM
Moustaches are great for that Eurotrash look (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8FR5jk_2CA). Which I am obviously going for as soon as I grow my hair out.

Alive-Cat
03-12-2012, 05:19 PM
a moustache is a fine and tricky creature, however one that can be tamed into a fine addition to your life, if nurtured correctly and all appropriate measures are taken. you have to get into the right mind frame first; you have to become one with your facial hair, in order to spawn this rare and often misunderstood creature. it's habits and lifestyle often vary from one to the other - this can often give people the false assumption that it is a very unreliable and inconsistent creature, which obviously is WRONG. twisted, sick and wrong. you get me? measures have to be taken. you can't simply wing this. you are gambling a lot, the stakes are high but if you do this right you could come out on top!

Carl the Llama
03-13-2012, 08:24 PM
A tash is no where near as godly as a beard:

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/9900/chucknorriskd.jpg

Huckleberry Quin
03-13-2012, 11:37 PM
That's actually Chuck Norris' moustache. He doesn't fuck around when it comes to growing facial hair.

theundeadhero
03-15-2012, 05:40 AM
I have the ability to grow an amazing moustache when ever I let it out of it's box.

Shiny
03-15-2012, 11:39 AM
Moustaches are great for that Eurotrash look (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8FR5jk_2CA). Which I am obviously going for as soon as I grow my hair out.
I had completely forgotten about that video. Why must you remind me? ;__;

Unless you're a dad, cop, or Chilean tight rope walker, you shouldn't have a stache imo.

Yeargdribble
03-15-2012, 08:39 PM
I keep a beard, but lately, I've been letting the edges of my moustache grow out and have started twisting them into funny little curls with some wax. It's a very different look and I get differing responses. Many tell me how awesome it is. Some literally point and laugh at my face.

TheGlassesGirl
03-15-2012, 10:58 PM
If you had to ask me, I would say that a mustache looks good on no one under the age of 45. :cool:

leader of mortals
03-15-2012, 11:43 PM
I'm not old enough or manly enough to grow a good moustache, so I manage a creeper moustache, at best.

Jiro
03-16-2012, 10:00 PM
I have been doing Shorty's beard contest since it started and STILL NO BEARD

NorthernChaosGod
03-16-2012, 10:06 PM
Lol, poor Dak. I should donate my beard to you.

Tigmafuzz
03-17-2012, 02:22 AM
I have to shave like every six to eight days or I get a complete neckbeard and a weird moustache that's thick everywhere except for the middle of the left side :(