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Ace Protorney
03-12-2012, 07:02 PM
How do you feel knowing that at this very moment the cast of Cid's Knights of these fine forums are now almost entirely female with the exception of Wolf Kanno? I remember when it was exclusively all-male, and the females didn't have much representation in the staff.

Peegee
03-12-2012, 07:13 PM
I for one welcome our gynoid overlords.

Rantz
03-12-2012, 07:14 PM
It's part of our gender stabilization program. Next on the agenda is "promoting" Shlup back to Cid's Knight while WK becomes an admin. Then all will be right with the world again. :)

Huckleberry Quin
03-12-2012, 07:20 PM
God, this place has really gone to the dumps, hasn't it? They'll probably add a hair forum, and ladies health stuff. Oh, "what is you favorite kind of tampon?" Yeah, that's gonna be a real interesting read. Everyone knows that women don't have the rational mind necessary for holding any kind of position of authority fairly. They're all run by their emotions, doing whatever they like without considering the consequences. I admit it's not their fault that they have underdeveloped brains, but this is obviously some covert scheme by Shlup to take control of Eizon. What? Who's Cid? More like Cindy, right girls? Yeah, let's have the bi-annual Cindies, that's a great idea.

Fuck's sake.

Psychotic
03-12-2012, 07:27 PM
If girls are so much better than boys... how come you're always cold?

You know I'm right. :smug:

Pike
03-12-2012, 07:35 PM
Us robots have no gender.

Jinx
03-12-2012, 07:41 PM
Chicks pee a lot too.

Sephex
03-12-2012, 07:48 PM
I'm fine with female dominance, if you know what I mean.

Yep. It's cool with me that most of them are mods.

Pike
03-12-2012, 07:50 PM
I'm fine with female dominance, if you know what I mean.

Yep. It's cool with me that most of them are mods.

I like to tease people before I ban them by gently caressing the button for a few minutes and telling them just how naughty they are before doing the actual deed.

Tigmafuzz
03-12-2012, 07:50 PM
I for one welcome our gynoid overlords.

krissy
03-12-2012, 08:01 PM
If girls are so much better than boys... how come you're always cold?

You know I'm right. :smug:

seriously what's up wit this


dames

KentaRawr!
03-12-2012, 08:34 PM
I should start being less dumb so I can become a CK to balance this out! :kakapo:

I honestly don't mind, really. I would've never noticed if not for this thread. :p I look at CKs as being regular members who just so happen to be able to kick and ban.

Bubba
03-12-2012, 08:36 PM
"Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the Earth..."

Hollycat
03-12-2012, 08:41 PM
The moment I see a "does this make me look fat?" thread I am out of here

Shlup
03-12-2012, 09:06 PM
This is ridiculous. What's next? A female president? We'll end up going to war one a month! Vaginas!

Jessweeee♪
03-12-2012, 09:13 PM
If girls are so much better than boys... how come you're always cold?

You know I'm right. :smug:

seriously what's up wit this


dames

Something about testosterone being warm. The more you have the warmer you are! So if you're cold all the time and you're a guy you are probably a little gay.

Hollycat
03-12-2012, 09:25 PM
Actually the vagina part sounds fun

Shattered Dreamer
03-12-2012, 09:29 PM
Maybe we should consider knighting a few male members to even up the numbers.....hint hint :lol:

Freya
03-12-2012, 09:38 PM
We already have a bunch of food threads. That's all women care about, cooking. Seriously? This place is going under.

Old Manus
03-13-2012, 01:25 AM
It's a disgrace

Raistlin
03-13-2012, 01:43 AM
It looks like a certain new EoEO poster is right; feminazism isn't about equality, but about women taking over. Men are second-class citizens that must be protected from this women-favoring society. What's next, concentration camps? It's not unrealistic; a close examination of EoFF's history reveals that banned members are disproportionately male. Such overt biases will surely result in men being subjected to unfair, feminist dominance.

Also girls are icky and have cooties.

fire_of_avalon
03-13-2012, 02:08 AM
I'll admit it. I've slowly been building my all female circle of knights since before I was on staff. Only a few stand in my way of my dreams of all female control.

And then.

And then...

Auron avatars for EVERYONE.

Hollycat
03-13-2012, 02:41 AM
It looks like a certain new EoEO poster is right; feminazism isn't about equality, but about women taking over. Men are second-class citizens that must be protected from this women-favoring society. What's next, concentration camps? It's not unrealistic; a close examination of EoFF's history reveals that banned members are disproportionately male. Such overt biases will surely result in men being subjected to unfair, feminist dominance.

Also girls are icky and have cooties.

If they put us in concentration camps, most of us would surely die off. Then eventually the concentration camps would become breeding camps.

Jinx
03-13-2012, 03:12 AM
It looks like a certain new EoEO poster is right; feminazism isn't about equality, but about women taking over. Men are second-class citizens that must be protected from this women-favoring society. What's next, concentration camps? It's not unrealistic; a close examination of EoFF's history reveals that banned members are disproportionately male. Such overt biases will surely result in men being subjected to unfair, feminist dominance.

Also girls are icky and have cooties.

It's like that episode of Star Trek: TNG where the one planet dresses men up in foo-foo pastel unitards and uses them as sex toys and servants....


...I could live in a world like that.

Tigmafuzz
03-13-2012, 04:06 AM
If girls are so much better than boys... how come you're always cold?

You know I'm right. :smug:

seriously what's up wit this


dames

Something about testosterone being warm. The more you have the warmer you are! So if you're cold all the time and you're a guy you are probably a little gay.
Actually most homosexual males have more testosterone. So they would be warmer. If you're a guy who's cold all the time, you're probably a little feminine.

Sephex
03-13-2012, 05:36 AM
I'm fine with female dominance, if you know what I mean.

Yep. It's cool with me that most of them are mods.

I like to tease people before I ban them by gently caressing the button for a few minutes and telling them just how naughty they are before doing the actual deed.

:eek:

I got a feeling from that which rhymes with groaner.

Yep, I feel like a loner since your obvious female dominance is overpowering the males.

Bubba
03-13-2012, 11:28 AM
It looks like a certain new EoEO poster is right; feminazism isn't about equality, but about women taking over. Men are second-class citizens that must be protected from this women-favoring society. What's next, concentration camps? It's not unrealistic; a close examination of EoFF's history reveals that banned members are disproportionately male. Such overt biases will surely result in men being subjected to unfair, feminist dominance.

Also girls are icky and have cooties.

It's like that episode of Star Trek: TNG where the one planet dresses men up in foo-foo pastel unitards and uses them as sex toys and servants....


...I could live in a world like that.

To be honest, I can't see many men objecting to living in that world either.

Huckleberry Quin
03-13-2012, 01:09 PM
Yeah, people don't typically object to slavery. xD

Rantz
03-13-2012, 01:21 PM
I would object to the slavery, but I would be fine with the unitard.

Bubba
03-13-2012, 02:57 PM
Yeah, people don't typically object to slavery. xD

You've obviously never visited Helga's House of Pain...

Jinx
03-13-2012, 03:01 PM
See, you're all objecting to female topics...

How would you guys feel with a topic where the ladies compare boob size?

Bubba
03-13-2012, 03:06 PM
See, you're all objecting to female topics...

How would you guys feel with a topic where the ladies compare boob size?

As long as it was a picture thread then I really can't see us having any objections...

Huckleberry Quin
03-13-2012, 03:42 PM
What was that sexy talk forum that some of the Eizon lot created called? Either way, go there if you want titty (I mean actual breasts, not poo. Rantzien...) pics. EoFF is a family forum. :colbert:

Jinx
03-13-2012, 03:49 PM
What was that sexy talk forum that some of the Eizon lot created called? Either way, go there if you want titty (I mean actual breasts, not poo. Rantzien...) pics. EoFF is a family forum. :colbert:

But of course. ;)

Huckleberry Quin
03-13-2012, 03:59 PM
Hey, the sign up age is 13. I don't want any 13 year olds seeing my jollies other than Jiro.

Pike
03-13-2012, 04:38 PM
wtf is all this girly shit doing in my CK thread

It SHOULD be "Oh great Pike is a CK, she is going to add a subforum for every single one of those old strategy games that she never shuts up about and ban anyone who doesn't quote SMAC on a daily basis"

Huckleberry Quin
03-13-2012, 05:28 PM
I have never heard you talk about strategy games and I have no idea what SMAC is. So... I guess that's a perma-ban?

*sigh* See you in two years, guys...

Bubba
03-13-2012, 05:59 PM
I always thought that SMAC was slang for heroin. This is why I never really contributed when it was brought up in a thread...

Hollycat
03-13-2012, 06:17 PM
I thought you were just forgetting a letter in SMACK. I love that cereal.

Old Manus
03-13-2012, 06:36 PM
I have never heard you talk about strategy games and I have no idea what SMAC is. lurk more

Pike
03-13-2012, 07:01 PM
I have never heard you talk about strategy games

:O_O:

clearly I need to up the ante here

Huckleberry Quin
03-13-2012, 07:57 PM
You just fell at the first hurdle.

Tigmafuzz
03-14-2012, 03:24 AM
This thread is ruffling my jimmies.

Sephex
03-14-2012, 03:30 AM
This thread is ruffling my jimmies.

Rustling, man. Rustling your jimmies.

Huckleberry Quin
03-14-2012, 03:40 AM
Not in the sense of cattle rustling, though. That would be weird.

Freya
03-14-2012, 03:42 AM
It might be the same for him =x

Tigmafuzz
03-14-2012, 03:56 AM
No, I meant ruffling. Like Ruffles. The chips. Cheddar and sour cream Ruffles, specifically.

Sephex
03-14-2012, 04:39 AM
I thought you were referring to something else. My mistake!

Del Murder
03-14-2012, 06:50 AM
WK used to wear a Hello Kitty outfit for a living, so the jury's still out on 'him'.

Shiny
03-14-2012, 07:23 AM
We're devising a Queef Forum.

KentaRawr!
03-14-2012, 07:36 PM
Hey, the sign up age is 13. I don't want any 13 year olds seeing my jollies other than Jiro.

Wait, the sign-up age is 13? I've been coming here since before I was 13... Should I be banned? :(

Rantz
03-14-2012, 07:40 PM
Effective immediately.

Sephex
03-14-2012, 08:28 PM
We're devising a Queef Forum.

Will the administrator be called Queen LaQueefa?

Shattered Dreamer
03-15-2012, 12:45 AM
We're devising a Queef Forum.

Ahhhhh really!!! Was that necessary? :barf:

Hollycat
03-15-2012, 01:03 AM
We're devising a Queef Forum.

Oh good, A place to post all my Brazilian fart porn.

Shiny
03-15-2012, 02:46 AM
We're devising a Queef Forum.

Will the administrator be called Queen LaQueefa?
Yes and the second admin will be Queefin Tarantino.

theundeadhero
03-15-2012, 05:35 AM
Just remember, I'm the only one left who knows how to lure your robot crush into posting at the forums ;)
And I'm the one who made the current General Chat description.

There's no reason to ban me...

rubah
03-17-2012, 05:06 AM
The obvious answer is that only females are left as Cid's Knights while all the males get promoted to Administrator. Duh

Still sexist. Carry on.

krissy
03-17-2012, 05:30 AM
like a pack of lions
the males basking in the sun as admins
with the females hunting and doing all the work as mods

the cid's knights are like shinra lions

rubah
03-17-2012, 07:08 AM
WK used to wear a Hello Kitty outfit for a living, so the jury's still out on 'him'.
Not to mention that strange "Quina" figure...