So this whole "wearing green" thing.... and Pike in a dress.

[Pike]

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day.

My work uniform consists of black slacks and a blue top.

I don't wear jewelry (other than my watch) or things in my hair.

How am I supposed to avoid getting pinched during my long work shift tomorrow? :(

[Bunny]

Green underwear.

[Tigmafuzz]

Nobody would see that. Unless she wore them outside of her clothes. Which would be awesome.

You could wear a green button or something. Or you could go foa-style and let everyone know that they won't be getting back any part of their body that touches you.

[Sephex]

Green....uh....lantern. Carry one.

[Shlup]

Idea: wear jewelry once. It's not addictive, I swear.

Or, like, a pin.

Or just don't wear green.

You could also chalk your hair, but I assume you're not going to have time to get green pastels.

[Pike]

The more I think about it the more I'm pretty sure I don't own any green articles of clothing.

[Jinx]

Tape a piece of green construction paper on yourself.

[Bubba]

A few suggestions...

- Buy some green shoelaces
- Be really ill and your complexion should take on a nice green colour
- Take Kermit the frog with you
- If you've got a really runny nose then just don't blow it
- Pretend someone has something you really want and you'll go green with envy... OK that was pretty bad... I'm gonna stop now.

[NorthernChaosGod]

So what did you decide on?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

you could paint your nails green?

[Pike]

you could paint your nails green?

I have never painted my nails and I am certainly not about to start now! :mymelbert: You won't be getting me in a dress anytime soon, either, Mr. Joe Bryan!


So what did you decide on?

I went to work five minutes early and bought some shamrock stickers and put one on my nametag. :jess:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, one sticker? What a cop out. :p

I, for one, would like to see Pike in a dress though.

[Bubba]

Lol, one sticker? What a cop out. :p

I, for one, would like to see Pike in a dress though.

Seconded!

[Pike]

:doublecolbert:

[fire_of_avalon]

Pike in a dress! Pike in a dress! Pike in a dress!

[Pike]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/internet/doublecolbertbig.png

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Pike in a suit of armor? You could wear the dress and nails under the armor.

[Sephex]

Pike in a dress! Pike in a dress! Pike in a dress!

[Mirage]

I can't see pike in a dress anywhere, so this thread greatly disappoints me.

[Madame Adequate]

I possess a picture of Pike in a dress.

I may be amenable to... negotiating access to this image. If the price is right. Bidding starts at $5,000.

[Psychotic]

I'll give you a photo of a red-kneed tarantula and change an EoFFer of your choosing's join date and location.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I possess a picture of Pike in a dress.

I may be amenable to... negotiating access to this image. If the price is right. Bidding starts at $5,000.
All the money.

[Agent Proto]

I possess a picture of Pike in a dress.

I may be amenable to... negotiating access to this image. If the price is right. Bidding starts at $5,000.

http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo126/chronstinct/shut-up-and-take-my-money.jpg

[Freya]

Pike in a dress! WHAT! PIKE IN A DRESS!

[Hollycat]

I just carried around a baby that was wearing green all day, not one pinch.

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I am aware that I look creepy. If you don't like it, you can resolve your issue by chugging a bottle of bleach.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You look like you're going to eat that poor child.

[Agent Proto]

The string of that hoodie is green.

[Hollycat]

Blue, it is a headphone.

[Pike]

MILF and I should start a Kickstarter drive. All money goes toward uploading this mysterious picture of Pike in a Dress.

[Shlup]

There's nothing wrong with being a female who doesn't do things like wear make-up or get your hair did or wear dresses... but there is something wrong with being unwilling to even try it. I came to this thread for pictures of Pike in a dress and I demand this want be satisfied!

[Pike]

I had my hair done for this picture of Pike in a Dress that MILF is talking about.

NOW TAKING BIDS

[Agent Proto]

I suggest demoting Pike if she doesn't fulfill our satisfaction.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I suggest more drastic means.


I had my hair done for this picture of Pike in a Dress that MILF is talking about.

NOW TAKING BIDS
Hair did how?

[Pike]

I suggest demoting Pike if she doesn't fulfill our satisfaction.

DON'T YOU EVEN START


I suggest more drastic means.


I had my hair done for this picture of Pike in a Dress that MILF is talking about.

NOW TAKING BIDS
Hair did how?

Um I dunno, the hairstylist put it all up in a big... poofy... thing. It was for prom, I was like 18.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Well that just sounds great. Pics or it didn't happen.

[Freya]

I suggest demoting Pike if she doesn't fulfill our satisfaction.

Seconded :colbert:

[Jiro]

I'm just going to go to Montana and make her do it. Fuck your pictures, gosh.

[Bubba]

Come on, Pike. The demand for this picture is now too great. This might even surpass that picture of you with an AK47.

Hang on, how about a picture of Pike in a dress, whilst holding an AK47?!

That would be awesome.

[Hollycat]

Come on, Pike. The demand for this picture is now too great. This might even surpass that picture of you with an AK47.

Hang on, how about a picture of Pike in a dress, whilst holding an AK47?!
WHILST RIDING A ROBOT UNICORN ON THE MOON!
That would be awesome.

I fixed it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm just going to go to Montana and make her do it. Fuck your pictures, gosh.
But you have to take pictures.

[Jiro]

Not for you guys, for sir Milf.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fuck you, Dak.

[Hollycat]

Am I the only one who does NOT want to see Pike in a dress.
Pike belongs in a dress like I belong in Mexico wearing a see through tutu.




AKA Not at all.

[Pike]

Dak is a scholar and a gentleman.

EDIT: so is HC.

[Freya]

I'll just Draw you in a dress in PokEoFF. THAT'LL SHOW YOU!