EoFF Spring Screenname Competition!

[Jiro]

Hello and welcome to this Spring edition of the Screen Name Competition. It was almost 12 months ago that I was here, running this exact same event. At that point in time I was just a young Aussie kid with the world ahead of him. Now I'm a young Aussie kid in the USA standing on top of the world. I am your host <s>Ouch!</s> <s>Agent Proto</s> Jiro! I am honoured to be here and running such a prestigious contest for the second time.

Our UnOffical Screen Name Hall of Fame now has, by my count, 23 sexy sexy names. Last time we were here, these names battled it out to determine a champion! But that's old news, and it's time to get back to the best part - finding a new champion to add to the Hall of Fame! (shout out to o_O though who is my bro and the ultimate screen name here...for now)

There are 128 names in this tournament, a number that works. Any more it'll go too long, any less, we'll see plenty of complaints. If you have any complaints, send them to Agent Proto or Ouch! This is their responsibility! :colbert: If you have compliments, direct them to my Mognets and I'll send you a card, signed and sealed with a kiss :aimkiss:

If you don't end up seeing your name included, that doesn't mean I don't like your name. Promise. It just means you have to post more. Guaranteed to increase your chances of making the Top 128!

So before I get this tournament started, let's get some hype going (and hopefully get this event on way!) Rules will be explained at the start of the first round, so look forward to that. We'll start sometimes later tonight, and each round will last for two days before I announce results!

Also, the UnOfficial Screen Name Hall of Fame in alphabetical order:

UnOfficial Screen Name Hall of Fame
41-Inches-Wide
Aexoden
Big Ogre Umaro
boris no no
Chickencha
Crunchy Beverage
Death by Moogles
Del Murder
edczxcvbnm
I'm my own MILF
I Took the Red Pill
Jessweeee♪
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Meat Puppet
Melted Snowman
Mikztsu
Mo-Nercy³
Mr Twisticles
mystic ice cube
o_O
Rad Bromance
Rydia of Mist
Supergyration!


Those still in contention:
Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World
Foob

[Freya]

My name isn't nearly the height of comedy gold so I wont fair well in this competition but i'm looking forward to everyone else :D

[Jiro]

There are some pretty fantastic names in his edition, it'll be a close battle to the end!

[Sephex]

*begins to hype up by pounding chest like a basketball player who won a NBA Jam tournament*
Boomshakalaka! He's heating up! He's on fire! Banging up the high handle, homey beef!


I don't know what just happened either.

[Agent Proto]

Glorious day! I'm looking forward to voting for screennames in the future.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Ooh, tournament.

[Jiro]

The winning name will be receiving a special Jiro gift, and anybody who votes every round and manages to predict the winner before the end of the second round will also be receiving a special Jiro gift. GET EXCITED FOLKS, FREE SHIT!

[Jinx]

I can only imagine what a Jiro gift is. ;)

[NorthernChaosGod]

It's not a part of you, is it?

[Freya]

OMG I LOVE FREE STUFF! :excited:

[Pike]

I know I won't win, but this is still rather exciting :hyper:

[Hollycat]

I NEED ME A SPECIAL JIRO GIFT.

I'm feeling lucky this year, maybe this will be my turn!

[Jiro]

ALRIGHT FOLKS HERE WE GO!

Ahem...

The rules!
1. Don't post your votes. I will kill you.
2. PM your votes to <s>Agent Proto</s> Jiro.
3. Vote for one name from each match-up. You should have eight names chosen for each bracket this round.
4. If you wish to not vote for a match-up, please leave a blank.
5. Please title your Mognet Messages accordingly! (Not optional. I am super popular so if your votes aren't labelled right, they won't be counted!)
6. If you wish to change any votes, please title your Mognet Message "Vote Change" and indicate which votes you wish to change. Don't just send a revote including vote changes.
7. In case of a tie, I may contact someone who has not voted to be used as a tiebreaker. Generally I will just ask #eoff.

Do you want an example of how your votes should look like? Don't worry, I've got you covered, hombre!

Example Bracket
1. Agent Proto
1. Devilmaykickass
2. Jesse1
2. Marick
3. Spaceman Spiff
3. Hsu
4. Pureghetto
4. RikkuYunna89
5. TrowaBartonIV ^_^
5. qwertyxsora
6. Unknowns
6. Neel
7. My Magenta Masterpiece~
7. Beer Gut
8. Lekana
8. The Fonz

What I should expect to see with your votes.

Example Bracket
1. Agent Proto
2. Marick
3. Spaceman Spiff
4. Pureghetto
5. TrowaBartonIV ^_^
6. Neel
7. Beer Gut
8. Lekana

So now you know! Anyway, let's get the first round started! You're free to vote whenever, just do so within the next two days (48 hours from this post) when the results will be announced! Feel free to comment about some of the amusing match-ups and whatnot. It's all good! Really! :radred:

And thus, it began.


Old Skool Division
1 Tigmafuzz
1 Stiltzkin
2 ShinGundam
2 Boney King
3 G13
3 SuperMillionaire
4 KaiserDragon
4 chionos
5 Rainecloud
5 Darylisgogo
6 Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
6 Silent Warrior
7 Psychotic
7 Pete for President
8 shion
8 Kossage

Aeris Reborn Division
1 Happy Noodle Boy
1 Shinwa Tsuki
2 Hypoallergenic Cactuar
2 Sword
3 Skyblade
3 DK
4 sharkythesharkdogg
4 SwordFox
5 Strider
5 Mittopotahis
6 Ultima Shadow
6 GhandiOwnsYou
7 rubah
7 nirojan
8 Parker
8 Gamblet

Kupo! Division
1 Loony BoB
1 Old Manus
2 Goldenboko
2 Vyk
3 I Don't Need A Name
3 Rostum
4 Rantz Rantz Revolution
4 Levian
5 Rye
5 Mirage
6 charliepanayi
6 The Man
7 leader of mortals
7 Quin 'n' Tonic
8 Chewy
8 bogert

Fluffy Puff Division
1 TrollHunter
1 The Babekeepers
2 Vincent, Thunder God
2 Bert
3 Kalinda
3 Freya
4 Mercen-X
4 Flying Mullet
5 starlet
5 Wolf Kanno
6 Laddy
6 Depression Moon
7 fierytempest
7 Edge7
8 Endless
8 Shaibana

Under The Sea Division
1 ShineTheLion
1 Cim
2 Madonna
2 Kenshin IV
3 chrysanths
3 FFIX Choco Boy
4 Baloki
4 Pike
5 Araciel
5 VeloZer0
6 Unbreakable Will
6 Cloudane
7 Kentarou
7 Bolivar
8 Sum1sGruj
8 The Captain

Kitty Fantasy Division
1 Roogle
1 Rianoa
2 Elskidor
2 BG-57
3 Rocket Edge
3 Relena Peacecraft
4 Shattered Dreamer
4 CloudDragon
5 NeoCracker
5 Yeargdribble
6 DMKA
6 Foob
7 Cuchulainn
7 Jentleness
8 Sephex
8 Sylvie

Simplified Division
1 Shiny
1 Vivi22
2 Bunny
2 Dignified Pauper
3 Miriel
3 JKTrix
4 Cloud Strider
4 The White Wizard of Fynn
5 blackmage_nuke
5 Shlup
6 bipper
6 Iceglow
7 Crop
7 Forsaken Lover
8 black orb
8 Renmiri

Baloki's Technicolour Nightmare Division
1 Peegee
1 MJN SEIFER
2 Marshall Banana
2 Værn
3 fire_of_avalon
3 LunarRed
4 Melissaur
4 Bubbaforever
5 ReloadPsi
5 Agent Proto
6 theundeadhero
6 NorthernChaosGod
7 Raistlin
7 rydrum2112
8 krissy
8 Flying Arrow

[Melissaur]

Voted ^__^

[Agent Proto]

*views list* Hmmm, you're missing a name there Jiro.

It's no big deal. I'll send in my votes soon after I decide how I should vote.

[Jinx]

Voted.

[Agent Proto]

Actually, it is now become a big deal. Two things I have noticed wrong.

1. My screen name is absent.
2. edczxcvbnm has been included despite already in the UnOfficial Screen Name Hall of Fame.

Solution. Replace edczxcvbnm with Agent Proto. Problem solved!

[Crop]

I remember I nearly got through the first round last time. I think it was a tie-breaker and the other name was decided to go through...and I hadn't voted! Voting does count afterall, and I won't be making the same mistake again!
I'll get my votes in tomorrow.

Remember folks, that's Crop with an 'o', not with an 'a'!

[Jiro]

Yeah so I did have that little mishap. edczxcvbnm has already won, and is thus replaced with Agent Proto, who I thought had already won and as such was mysteriously absent!

[Hollycat]

Voted. I would like to delete my vote for edzxcvbnm in that case.

[Agent Proto]

Before I vote, I'm going to make a bold prediction.

I predict that the following eight will win their divisions.


Tigmafuzz
Happy Noodle Boy
Rantz Rantz Revolution
fierytempest
Pike
Yeargdribble
blackmage_nuke
Melissaur

Chances are, most or all of my predictions will be incorrect, as usual.

[Jiro]

Agent Proto if you get that right then you'll get a Jiro gift as well! :jiro:

After 5 votes have been cast, there are 17 names sticking it to the opposition with a perfect run. Everything is up in the air at this point though, so make sure you vote for your favourite names or they'll lose!

[Jinx]

Hey, thanks for the faith vote, Agent Proto. :D

[Sephex]

I am going to lose right away! Let's go for the...copper?

[NorthernChaosGod]

>me faces tuh in the first round
Damn you, Dak!

[Bubba]

As if I'm up against Melissaur!

Oh well, I wouldn't have thought I'd get very far anyway.

Sending my votes in shortly

EDIT: Done!

[Old Manus]

1 Loony BoB
1 Old ManusLet the battle of the three and five letter usernames commence.

[Loony BoB]

Go The Shoeless Ho-- wait, what? Aww. :(
Go smittenki-- wait, what!? Aww. :(

God dammit. Uhm. Let's see. Who do I curse this time around? Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World, Quin 'n' Tonic and Unbreakable Will are clearly the best names in the list. But I tend to avoid people who have unfair advantages such as coloured usernames or names that you couldn't register with (ie, really long ones). So I'll probably have to go for the latter two. Will gets first dibs on the curse, though, because his is 100% pun, and the Aiyon in me adores this.

Go Unbreakable Will! Also, Quin 'n' Tonic.

Reading over pr00t's predictions, I hope people don't vote Pike through to win based on her popularity, because as much as she's super-awesome, this isn't a competition about how super-awesome you are, this is a competition about the best username and I think Pike is a good username but nothing worthy of winning quarter of a million pounds. Similar thoughts towards blackmage_nuke. Awesome member, but there are more unique and wonderful usernames out there.

Like Unbreakable Will. Also, Quin 'n' Tonic.

Hoping I lose in the first round because I do think that Old Manus has a better username than mine.

Dark horse: Foob.

[Melissaur]

As if I'm up against Melissaur!

Oh well, I wouldn't have thought I'd get very far anyway.

Sending my votes in shortly

EDIT: Done!

I thought the same of you!

[Bubba]

As if I'm up against Melissaur!

Oh well, I wouldn't have thought I'd get very far anyway.

Sending my votes in shortly

EDIT: Done!

I thought the same of you!

I'm flattered you'd think that! Though I'm not sure that my name conjures up any inspiring images.

In my head however, you are half Melissa-half carniverous, flesh-eating dinosaur!

Or are you a herbivore?

[Melissaur]

I never understand why, but people always think I will do so well in this contest xD And despite that fact, I have yet to actually win. Maybe this is my year!?!?!!? Also I love your image of me xD but I am surely a meat eater :D

[Jiro]

Go The Shoeless Ho-- wait, what? Aww. :(
Go smittenki-- wait, what!? Aww. :(


I was going to add them in just for you but they didn't register in the top posters for the year so tough :monster: Keep those votes coming folks! After 9 votes, only 6 names still have a perfect streak. In most cases the tide has shifted dramatically from last time and the streakers and now being chased :greenie:

[Jinx]

Mm, streakers.

[Rantz]

I think rydrum2112 has this tournament in the bag!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I am surely a meat eater :D
I bet you are.

[Melissaur]

Meaning Steak and bacon and that.

[Peegee]

I hate these contests, for this reason (they are fun) that I have to figure out who is the weaker of the two, then continue to vote for the weaker people in a hopeless attempt to eliminate them.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Meaning Steak and bacon and that.
Tube steak.

[Crop]

Voted. Also just realised I've been pitted against a worthy foe! Going to be tricky.

[Jiro]

Only two names have perfect streaks after 13 votes! There's still time for anyone to take the lead, so keep the votes coming :D

[Jinx]

When is the end of this round?

[Melissaur]

OH MAN! SO CLOSE!

[Jiro]

About 11am tomorrow, MDT.

[theundeadhero]

I didn't expect to have enough posts to be in it this time around. Wow.

[Jiro]

Old Skool Division
1 Tigmafuzz ||| |||| | 8
1 Stiltzkin || | || 5
2 ShinGundam || | 3
2 Boney King ||| |||| ||| 10
3 G13 | || | 4
3 SuperMillionaire |||| ||| || 9
4 KaiserDragon |||| |||| || 10
4 chionos | | | 3
5 Rainecloud | ||||\ || 8
5 Darylisgogo |||| | 5
6 Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World ||||\ ||||\ || 12
6 Silent Warrior | 1
7 Psychotic |||| 4
7 Pete for President | ||||\ ||| 9
8 shion | || | 4
8 Kossage |||| ||| || 9

Aeris Reborn Division
1 Happy Noodle Boy |||| |||| | 9
1 Shinwa Tsuki | | || 4
2 Hypoallergenic Cactuar ||| ||||\ | 9
2 Sword || || 4
3 Skyblade ||| ||||\ | 9
3 DK || || 4
4 sharkythesharkdogg ||||\ |||| || 11
4 SwordFox | | 2
5 Strider || ||| 5
5 Mittopotahis ||||\ ||| 8
6 Ultima Shadow | | 2
6 GhandiOwnsYou |||| |||| ||| 11
7 rubah | ||| | 5
7 nirojan |||| || || 8
8 Parker || 2
8 Gamblet ||| ||||\ ||| 11

Kupo! Division
1 Loony BoB ||| | 4
1 Old Manus || |||| ||| 9
2 Goldenboko |||| |||| | 9
2 Vyk | | || 4
3 I Don't Need A Name ||||\ |||| || 11
3 Rostum | | 2
4 Rantz Rantz Revolution ||||\ ||||\ || 12
4 Levian | 1
5 Rye | 1
5 Mirage ||||\ |||| ||| 12
6 charliepanayi | || 3
6 The Man |||| ||| ||| 10
7 leader of mortals | | | 3
7 Quin 'n' Tonic |||| |||| || 10
8 Chewy |||| ||| || 9
8 bogert | || | 4

Fluffy Puff Division
1 TrollHunter | ||||\ 6
1 The Babekeepers |||| ||| 7
2 Vincent, Thunder God ||||\ ||| || 10
2 Bert || | 3
3 Kalinda | ||| ||| 7
3 Freya |||| || 6
4 Mercen-X || | | 4
4 Flying Mullet ||| |||| || 9
5 starlet 0
5 Wolf Kanno ||||\ ||||\ ||| 13
6 Laddy || | | 4
6 Depression Moon ||| |||| || 9
7 fierytempest |||| ||||\ || 11
7 Edge7 | | 2
8 Endless ||| | | 5
8 Shaibana || |||| || 8

Under The Sea Division
1 ShineTheLion ||||\ || || 9
1 Cim ||| | 4
2 Madonna ||| | || 6
2 Kenshin IV || |||| | 7
3 chrysanths | || ||| 6
3 FFIX Choco Boy |||| ||| 7
4 Baloki || || || 6
4 Pike ||| ||| | 7
5 Araciel || || | 5
5 VeloZer0 ||| ||| || 8
6 Unbreakable Will ||||\ |||| || 11
6 Cloudane | | 2
7 Kentarou || ||| 5
7 Bolivar ||| || ||| 8
8 Sum1sGruj || 2
8 The Captain ||| ||||\ ||| 11

Kitty Fantasy Division
1 Roogle |||| |||| || 10
1 Rianoa | | | 3
2 Elskidor || || | 5
2 BG-57 ||| ||| || 8
3 Rocket Edge || ||| | 6
3 Relena Peacecraft ||| || || 7
4 Shattered Dreamer ||||\ ||||\ ||| 13
4 CloudDragon 0
5 NeoCracker || || || 6
5 Yeargdribble ||| ||| | 7
6 DMKA | || | 4
6 Foob |||| ||| || 9
7 Cuchulainn || || | 5
7 Jentleness ||| ||| || 8
8 Sephex ||||\ |||| | 10
8 Sylvie | || 3

Simplified Division
1 Shiny ||| || || 7
1 Vivi22 || ||| | 6
2 Bunny || | | 4
2 Dignified Pauper ||| |||| || 9
3 Miriel ||||\ || 7
3 JKTrix ||| ||| 6
4 Cloud Strider || 2
4 The White Wizard of Fynn ||||\ ||| ||| 11
5 blackmage_nuke ||||\ ||| || 10
5 Shlup || | 3
6 bipper | | || 4
6 Iceglow |||| |||| | 9
7 Crop |||| | 5
7 Forsaken Lover ||||\ | || 8
8 black orb ||| ||| ||| 9
8 Renmiri || || 4

Baloki's Technicolour Nightmare Division
1 Peegee ||||\ |||| || 11
1 MJN SEIFER | | 2
2 Marshall Banana |||| |||| || 10
2 Værn | | | 3
3 fire_of_avalon |||| ||||\ | 10
3 LunarRed | || 3
4 Melissaur || ||| | 6
4 Bubbaforever ||| || || 7
5 ReloadPsi || || | 5
5 Agent Proto ||| ||| || 8
6 theundeadhero | || || 5
6 NorthernChaosGod |||| ||| | 8
7 Raistlin |||| ||||\ || 11
7 rydrum2112 | | 2
8 krissy | | 2
8 Flying Arrow |||| ||||\ || 11


Congratulations to Wolf Kanno and Shattered Dreamer, whose names kicked their opponents in the face and ran off with all the votes! Well done to all names that progress, and bad luck to those that didn't! The second round of voting will be up shortly~

In the meantime, enjoy this gif.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/032012/1332266110_boba_fett_horse_mask.gif

[Loony BoB]

Eeeeeeeeexcellent. :mrburnsfingersthing:

[Jinx]

yyyyyyyyyyyyeaaaaah boy!

[Jiro]

Runner up in last year's contest, Melissaur, is out of the race folks, blowing this thing wide open. Who will step up to the plate? That's for you to decide. Voting for round 2 begins now!

48 hours to get your votes in and remember to send a final winner prediction! Those who continue to vote and get their prediction right will score an awesome Jiro gift!

Old Skool Division
1 Tigmafuzz
1 Boney King
2 SuperMillionaire
2 KaiserDragon
3 Rainecloud
3 Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World
4 Pete For President
4 Kossage

Aeris Reborn Division
1 Happy Noodle Boy
1 Hypoallergenic Cactuar
2 Skyblade
2 sharkythesharkdogg
3 Mittopotahis
3 GhandiOwnsYou
4 nirojan
4 Gamblet

Kupo! Division
1 Old Manus
1 Goldenboko
2 I Don't Need A Name
2 Rantz Rantz Revolution
3 Mirage
3 The Man
4 Quin 'n' Tonic
4 Chewy

Fluffy Puff Division
1 The Babekeepers
1 Vincent, Thunder God
2 Kalinda
2 Flying Mullet
3 Wolf Kanno
3 Depression Moon
4 fierytempest
4 Shaibana

Under The Sea Division
1 ShineTheLion
1 Kenshin IV
2 FFIX Choco Boy
2 Pike
3 VeloZer0
3 Unbreakable Will
4 Bolivar
4 The Captain

Kitty Fantasy Division
1 Roogle
1 BG-57
2 Relena Peacecraft
2 Shattered Dreamer
3 Yeargdribble
3 Foob
4 Jentleness
4 Sephex

Simplified Division
1 Shiny
1 Dignified Pauper
2 Miriel
2 The White Wizard of Fynn
3 blackmage_nuke
3 Iceglow
4 Forsaken Lover
4 black orb

Baloki's Technicolour Nightmare Division
1 Peegee
1 Marshall Banana
2 fire_of_avalon
2 Bubbaforever
3 Agent Proto
3 NorthernChaosGod
4 Raistlin
4 Flying Arrow

[Crop]

Drat. Guess I'm rooting for Forsaken Lover all the way. If he's good enough to beat me, then he's good enough to win it all!

[Sephex]

I...I made it past a round? :love:

[Bubba]

I...I made it past a round? :love:

I was surprised to make it through a well. Especially getting past last years runner up! Although with FoA next this could still end quite swiftly. Bring it on!

[Pike]

How on earth did I make it past a round? I have the most boring screenname on the forum xD

[Jiro]

You only just made it Pike, don't count your blessings yet ;)

[Melissaur]

Wow... WOW... I am a bit shocked going from second place to not even the second round. You all suck bad dragon ;_; I'm going to go eat my feeling and sob in the corner. Also Go Rantz Rantz~

[Jinx]

Lol Bad Dragon always finds its way in.


....literally.

[Melissaur]

OMG GREATEST PUN EVER!

[Værn]

Woot, first round elimination!

[Agent Proto]

Drat, Melissaur is out! There goes my predictions. xD But still that's only one out, with seven left. Looks like Pike has a chance to advance again!

[Bubba]

I like the name Pike because it reminds me of that classic line from 'Dad's Army'.

Anyone from outside of the UK might not know what that is...

[Jiro]

After eight votes, we once again have only two streakers in the field. You will be surprised to learn that they are not the two from last round! Things are tight amongst the rest of the competition, but there's some pretty outstanding names in the Old Skool Division, sticking it to their opponents. Better vote to keep your favourites in!

Also don't forget to send me a prediction, prizes etc :jess:

[Pheesh]

Dude, Kupo! division is where Spartans are born, so glad I wasn't in that bracket.

I forgot to vote last round, I'll get on it from now on though :bigsmile:

[Madonna]

Kenshin IV, you deserve this.

[Jiro]

After 11 votes, we have absolutely no streakers! There are some real juggernauts gaining some speed now though, so beware! Get your votes in quick or your fave names might stumble at the line!

[Jiro]

Old Skool Division
1 Tigmafuzz |||| ||| | 8
1 Boney King | || 3
2 SuperMillionaire |||| ||| 7
2 KaiserDragon | || | 4
3 Rainecloud | 1
3 Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World |||| ||||\ | 10
4 Pete For President |||| ||||\ 9
4 Kossage | | 2

Aeris Reborn Division
1 Happy Noodle Boy ||| ||| | 7
1 Hypoallergenic Cactuar || || 4
2 Skyblade | | 2
2 sharkythesharkdogg |||| |||| | 9
3 Mittopotahis || ||| 5
3 GhandiOwnsYou ||| || | 6
4 nirojan | | 2
4 Gamblet |||| ||||\ 9

Kupo! Division
1 Old Manus ||| ||| | 7
1 Goldenboko || || 4
2 I Don't Need A Name | || 3
2 Rantz Rantz Revolution |||| ||| | 8
3 Mirage || | | 4
3 The Man ||| |||| 7
4 Quin 'n' Tonic ||||\ ||| | 9
4 Chewy || 2

Fluffy Puff Division
1 The Babekeepers ||| | | 5
1 Vincent, Thunder God || |||| 6
2 Kalinda | 1
2 Flying Mullet |||| ||||\ | 10
3 Wolf Kanno || || | 5
3 Depression Moon ||| ||| 6
4 fierytempest || ||||\ | 8
4 Shaibana ||| 3

Under The Sea Division
1 ShineTheLion |||| |||| 8
1 Kenshin IV | | | 3
2 FFIX Choco Boy || ||| 5
2 Pike ||| || | 6
3 VeloZer0 | 1
3 Unbreakable Will ||||\ ||||\ 10
4 Bolivar || | 3
4 The Captain ||| |||| | 8

Kitty Fantasy Division
1 Roogle || | | 4
1 BG-57 ||| |||| 7
2 Relena Peacecraft | | | 3
2 Shattered Dreamer |||| |||| 8
3 Yeargdribble | |||| 5
3 Foob |||| | | 6
4 Jentleness || ||| 5
4 Sephex ||| || | 6

Simplified Division
1 Shiny | || 3
1 Dignified Pauper |||| ||| | 8
2 Miriel | 1
2 The White Wizard of Fynn |||| ||||\ | 10
3 blackmage_nuke ||| |||| | 8
3 Iceglow || | 3
4 Forsaken Lover |||| |||| 8
4 black orb | | | 3

Baloki's Technicolour Nightmare Division
1 Peegee | | 2
1 Marshall Banana |||| |||| | 9
2 fire_of_avalon || || 4
2 Bubbaforever ||| ||| | 7
3 Agent Proto |||| ||| 7
3 NorthernChaosGod | || | 4
4 Raistlin | 1
4 Flying Arrow ||||\ ||||\ 10


Bubbaforever continues his explosive performance by taking out foa. An upset with last round juggernaut Wolf Kanno going down to Depression Moon. Unbreakable Will, Flying Arrow, Flying Mullet, The White Wizard of Fynn and Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World enter round three looking hot to trot with 10/11 votes this round.

[Hollycat]

Ouch, that was painful.

[Jiro]

Here is your voting sheet for next round!

Old Skool Division
1 Tigmafuzz
1 SuperMillionaire
2 Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World
2 Pete For President

Aeris Reborn Division
1 Happy Noodle Boy
1 sharkythesharkdogg
2 GhandiOwnsYou
2 Gamblet

Kupo! Division
1 Old Manus
1 Rantz Rantz Revolution
2 The Man
2 Quin 'n' Tonic

Fluffy Puff Division
1 Vincent, Thunder God
1 Flying Mullet
2 Depression Moon
2 fierytempest

Under The Sea Division
1 ShineTheLion
1 Pike
2 Unbreakable Will
2 The Captain

Kitty Fantasy Division
1 BG-57
1 Shattered Dreamer
2 Foob
2 Sephex

Simplified Division
1 Dignified Pauper
1 The White Wizard of Fynn
2 blackmage_nuke
2 Forsaken Lover

Baloki's Technicolour Nightmare Division
1 Marshall Banana
1 Bubbaforever
2 Agent Proto
2 Flying Arrow

[NorthernChaosGod]

I refuse to vote considering that I've been knocked out. :colbert:

[Sephex]

I-I'm still in?! Seriously, I appreciate the votes to whomever is voting for me.

[Agent Proto]

And Yeargdribble is out. Second prediction out of the window for me. Six still remaining though, and Pike is among them! Pike's best chance to take her division is if The Captain somehow upsets Unbreakable Will.

[Jiro]

With six votes in, there are some ties for like the first time in this contest! We're getting to the business end of things for sure! I think the match up to look out for is Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World vs Pete For President - both names have been strong in previous rounds and now they're clashing heads, furiously trying to oust the other!

[Jiro]

Old Skool Division
1 Tigmafuzz ||| ||| 6
1 SuperMillionaire || 2
2 Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World |||| | 5
2 Pete For President | || 3

Aeris Reborn Division
1 Happy Noodle Boy ||| || 4
1 sharkythesharkdogg || | 4 Plus
2 GhandiOwnsYou || || 4
2 Gamblet ||| | 4 Plus

Kupo! Division
1 Old Manus || 2
1 Rantz Rantz Revolution ||| ||| 6
2 The Man | 1
2 Quin 'n' Tonic |||| ||| 7

Fluffy Puff Division
1 Vincent, Thunder God || 2
1 Flying Mullet ||| ||| 6
2 Depression Moon |||| 4 Plus
2 fierytempest | ||| 4

Under The Sea Division
1 ShineTheLion ||| || 5
1 Pike || | 3
2 Unbreakable Will || ||| 5
2 The Captain ||| 3

Kitty Fantasy Division
1 BG-57 | || 3
1 Shattered Dreamer |||| | 5
2 Foob |||| || 6
2 Sephex | | 2

Simplified Division
1 Dignified Pauper ||| ||| 6
1 The White Wizard of Fynn || 2
2 blackmage_nuke ||| || 5
2 Forsaken Lover || | 3

Baloki's Technicolour Nightmare Division
1 Marshall Banana ||| || 5
1 Bubbaforever || | 3
2 Agent Proto | ||| 4 Plus
2 Flying Arrow |||| 4


The Aeris Reborn Division was decided purely on tiebreakers. The tiebreakers were provided courtesy of rubah. If your favourite name didn't make it though, that's your fault. We're onto the division championships now, time to see who will stand atop the beaten and broken names as the victor and seek glory for their division.

[Jiro]

Sweet Sixteen
1 Tigmafuzz
1 Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World
2 sharkythesharkdogg
2 Gamblet
3 Rantz Rantz Revolution
3 Quin 'n' Tonic
4 Flying Mullet
4 Depression Moon
5 ShineTheLion
5 Unbreakable Will
6 Shattered Dreamer
6 Foob
7 Dignified Pauper
7 blackmage_nuke
8 Marshall Banana
8 Agent Proto

[Agent Proto]

Tigmafuzz, Rantz, and blackmage_nuke remain from my prediction of eight. Well see how it turns out by the time we get to the Elite Eight.

[Jiro]

As usual, voting has dropped off towards these later rounds. However, I feel that the opposite should be true. We're getting to the pointy end now folks, so I will not settle for any less than 15 votes per round. Start mognet messaging your friends, because you're not getting results until I get my quota ;)

[Melissaur]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! You got me xD

[Slothy]

How on earth did I make it past a round? I have the most boring screenname on the forum xD

You don't have a number at the end of your name.

[Agent Proto]

Hey guys, let's get some votes in this tit so we can get moving to the next round!

[GhandiOwnsYou]

Ouch. Don't check general chat for a while, realize I actually was doing alright in the SN competition, and got knocked in a tiebreaker in a round I didn't vote in. My soul cries...

[Pike]

How on earth did I make it past a round? I have the most boring screenname on the forum xD

You don't have a number at the end of your name.

Touche.

[Raistlin]

Oh hey, what do we have here. Like the NCAA tournament going on, I don't bother paying much attention until the later rounds or when Duke Shlup is knocked out.

Unfortunately, krissy no longer sports "Not At All Reno," so I cannot yell at you all for voting him out again like in the old days. I suppose I will have to throw my support behind Quin 'n' Tonic.

[NeoTifa]

Oh gods, you guys are still doing this? You guys haven't changed much in the last several years. Heh.

[Jiro]

You were almost still in the contest NeoTifa. Why not vote? The team still needs another 6 votes if they want to see the next round ;)

[DK]

For the love of God stop voting for Arthur. He is a terrible man and he does not deserve it. :colbert:

[Jiro]

At this rate I'm going to be posting the finale from my room at home! Vote people, get your asses in gear!

[Bubba]

Can I vote again?

[Rantz]

Yes and no.

[Jiro]

Make a second account because everybody else seems useless :monster:

[Melissaur]

Can Anya vote?

[Jiro]

You should put two pieces of card out and see which one she goes for. That would be acceptable and adorable. A video would also be nice :)

[NeoTifa]

I'd vote, however, I've been so out of the loop I'm quite afraid I don't know half the people anymore. I recognize several of your lovely faces, er, usernames from times of yore, but I seem to have forgotten the details. Carry on, good chaps. Carry on.

[Jiro]

That puts you at a distinct advantage. This is not a popularity contest. You judge the names purely on aesthetic value to you. I demand to see a NeoTifa vote!

[NeoTifa]

Wait, when HASN'T this been a popularity contest? I thought that's what they all were?

[Hollycat]

Wait, when HASN'T this been a popularity contest? I thought that's what they all were?

basically.

[Jiro]

The Ciddies are a popularity contest. The Elections are a popularity contest. Fuck, the Gang Wars have been a popularity contest at times.

The Screen Name contest is fucking sacred. It's a contest based on merit.

[Melissaur]

OK Dak I'll have to do that tomorrow! But I will do it!

[NeoTifa]

Wow, so basically I'm screwed on all accounts, then. :p

[Loony BoB]

Awww, c'mon, NeoTifa. You're definitely capable of deciding which of two usernames you like more. :) I believe in you.

[NeoTifa]

You're the only one.

[Jiro]

After NeoTifa's excellent vote we are still waiting for five more until you get a reveal. Start Mognet Messaging people, people!

[Peegee]

That puts you at a distinct advantage. This is not a popularity contest. You judge the names purely on aesthetic value to you. I demand to see a NeoTifa vote!

You know she's not voting because I'm no longer an active contestant.

[NeoTifa]

PureGhetto is the gayest username ever, right next to NeoTifa.

[Jiro]

1 Tigmafuzz || | | 4
1 Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World ||| |||| ||| 10
2 sharkythesharkdogg ||||\ ||||\ |||| 14
2 Gamblet 0
3 Rantz Rantz Revolution ||| || || 7 Plus
3 Quin 'n' Tonic || ||| || 7
4 Flying Mullet |||| ||||\ ||||\ 14
4 Depression Moon | 1
5 ShineTheLion | || ||| 6
5 Unbreakable Will |||| ||| | 8
6 Shattered Dreamer || ||| 5
6 Foob ||| || ||||\ 10
7 Dignified Pauper ||| |||| || 9
7 blackmage_nuke || | || 5
8 Marshall Banana |||| |||| ||| 11
8 Agent Proto | | | 3


Here we go, we're down to the Top 8!

[Jiro]

Top Eight
1 Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World
1 sharkythesharkdogg
2 Rantz Rantz Revolution
2 Flying Mullet
3 Unbreakable Will
3 Foob
4 Dignified Pauper
4 Marshall Banana

[NeoTifa]

Do I get a streak bonus prize thing?

[Loony BoB]

Quin'n'Tonic: The first to fall of my favourites. I'll go for him next time, too, to ensure the curse continues. You're all stupid, of course. Well, 7+ of you are. Because my opinion is always right.

[Jiro]

Do I get a streak bonus prize thing?
Sure, why not.

[Agent Proto]

Aw, only Rantz survived in my original 8 picks to get this far. :(

[Bubba]

My prediction for the winner is still going strong!

What do I get if I get it right, Jiro?

[Raistlin]

How did you people vote out Quin? Utter failures, the lot of you.

[NeoTifa]

Wait, does Quin n Tonic = HarleQuin? You guys keep changing your names on me.

[Jiro]

What do I get if I get it right, Jiro?

You get a special surprise gift. I'm not going to ruin the surprise, you just have to make sure your pick wins!

[Shlup_has_burger_nips]

Late entry?

[Jiro]

Still need some more votes because the results can be announced!

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Holy crap cows.

Why am I never around when these things start and only show up towards the end?!

[Jiro]

Seven more votes por favor. I see Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World has already started to campaign. Excellent. Get the voters on your side and you may walk out of this a champion!

[Loony BoB]

Wait, does Quin n Tonic = HarleQuin? You guys keep changing your names on me.
I agree, name changes should be illegal! And yes, you are correct, Quin 'n' Tonic = Quin = HarleQuin = many other names. He's a serial name killer.

[Agent Proto]

This is taking way longer than it should have taken. WHERE IS THE FINAL FOUR NAMES????

[Jiro]

I'm still waiting for votes! I'm not going to allow a mere 7 people to decide who wins and loses!

[Jiro]

I'll cut you folks a deal. Get me two more votes and I'll give you some results ;) Two more, that's all! :D

[Agent Proto]

Really Dak? It's taking you more than a week to finish this round? :lol:

[Jiro]

People aren't voting; that's not my fault. I'll drag this out to several months if need be, I demand participation!

[NeoTifa]

Well, I gave my vote, so don't look at me.

[jenovajunkie]

Hey, my name is so SIC..... why am I not in the contest. Oh I got no votes.... I VOTE ME. And maybe I'm a bit late.... regardless I win.

[Hollycat]

I'll vote, who is left?

[Jiro]

The current round is listed in the first post.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Come on people, make some more votes already!

[Loony BoB]

Jiro, you should just bug people who have voted previously with a link to the thread. :up:

[Jinx]

I sent my votes yesterday. Sooo.

[Jiro]

1 Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World ||| |||| || 9
1 sharkythesharkdogg || | 3
2 Rantz Rantz Revolution || || || 6 PLUS
2 Flying Mullet ||| ||| 6
3 Unbreakable Will |||| || 6
3 Foob | ||| || 6 PLUS
4 Dignified Pauper |||| ||| 7
4 Marshall Banana | || || 5



Ties were broken by the ever beautiful Fujiko! :aimkiss: This brings us to the Final Four. Who will emerge victorious!?

[Jiro]

Final Four
1 Pant Leg Eater From the Bad World
1 Rantz Rantz Revolution
2 Foob
2 Dignified Pauper

[Loony BoB]

I have to say that this is one of the better contests as the final four are all worthy usernames. Popularity contest? Pah!

I'm still voting against Pant Leg Eater of the Bad World purely on principle (I think his name is awesome, but it also exceeds the limits for new usernames so it's a trick thing) but think he'll probably win it, now. :) Rooting for Foob to carry on to the final, though, as Foob is such a wonderful username!

[jenovajunkie]

Where do I vote?

[Loony BoB]

Send a Mognet Message / Private Message to Jiro with your votes. :)

[Jiro]

Hit me up and keep 'em coming! I am thoroughly impressed with how many votes I've received at this point, so if you guys keep it up you might get the next (and FINAL) round on time! :D

[Jiro]

1 Pant Leg Eater From the Bad World || |||| 6
1 Rantz Rantz Revolution ||| | | 5
2 Foob |||| |||| 8
2 Dignified Pauper | | | 3


So we've reached the finale. Which of the two names will take the top prize and be EoFF's Spring Champion? YOU DECIDE!

There will be a minimum of 15 votes needed to decide the winner, so get your friends to vote too!

Dynamic Duo
Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World
Foob

Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World, representing the Old Skool Division. A strong contender from the get-go, Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World fought his way through a number of juggernauts to come out on top.
Names he beat:


Silent Warrior
Rainecloud
Pete For President
Tigmafuzz
sharkythesharkdogg
Rantz Rantz Revolution


Foob, representing the Kitty Fantasy Division. Foob was something of an underdog from the beginning, but played it consistently to defeat all other competitors.
Names she beat:


DMKA
Yeargdribble
Sephex
Shattered Dreamer
Unbreakable Will
Dignified Pauper

[NeoTifa]

Either way, I get the prize, right?

[Raistlin]

Foob? Really?

[jenovajunkie]

cool.

[Bubba]

Foob? Really?

Exactly. She's not even active anymore. Go Pleftbw!!!

[Jinx]

Foob is a girl?

[Bubba]

Foob is a girl?

Yup... and it was 'sexors newbie' all the way...

[Jiro]

You guys sure can be creepy. No wonder Foob disappeared into the abyss!

Also, Rantz wins the award for best Mognet Message title.

[Loony BoB]

While the titles are boring, I have used my PM titles for each specific round for as long as I can remember. I wouldn't be surprised if I used them in the very early SN competitions. :D I get a little amusement when I start to type one of the PM titles and IE remembers it from the last time we had the competition. xD

It shouldn't matter how active someone is when you are deciding who has the better username. It should be 100% username! Hope everyone keeps that in mind, although to be honest both names are great ones in different ways so either would be a worthy winner for me.

I think if Foob is really that inactive then we should all bug her into coming back. *nod*

[Pike]

Foob? Really?

Exactly. She's not even active anymore. Go Pleftbw!!!

I actually saw her in chat the other day. Kind of caught me off guard!

[Jiro]

I guess Loony BoB does deserve some kind of award for consistency.

[Loony BoB]

I take cash or bank transfer, thanks.

[Jiro]

Gimme yo bank details and I'll wire you the funds.

[Melissaur]

I hate you ALL. I refuse to vote because Rantz is out >:{

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Is this even still going?

[Jiro]

Of course it is, I'm just awaiting the votes. No less than 15 I said!

[Hollycat]

Am I allowed to laugh when the next contest starts and this one has yet to finish?

[Jiro]

The next one doesn't start until this one is finished because I AM THE BOSS.

[Jiro]

We started with 128 of the finest names Eyes on Final Fantasy had to offer. The first round was a bloody massacre, leaving us with only 64 survivors. The second round was the same, halving the pack. We pitted names against each other until at last we were left with two. Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World vs Foob. The Juggernaut vs The Dark Horse. Who would come out on top?

The time is now upon us to see which name will stand atop the rest as this year's Spring Champion. After a long (very long) and arduous journey, here, at the pinnacle, is your champion.


1 Pant Leg Eater From the Bad World ||||\ || ||| 10
1 Foob ||| || 5


After a perfect start to the round, our grand champion remained strong and took 1st place with two-thirds of the popular vote. That, my friends, is a flawless victory. A big thank you to all those who voted, particularly the ones who were consistent voters all the way, as well as my delightful tiebreakers.

And once more, a big congratulations to Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World whose name will stand amongst the other greats that came before.

Last but not least, for successfully predicting the winner, Pike and Bubbaforever will be receiving special Jiro gifts. Please mognet message me your address so that I can send your prize asap. Well, Pike will probably get hers hand delivered but that's another story ;)

Thank you once again for participating in the Screenname Competition, Spring '12 Edition and I look forward to seeing your names again next time. Peace out :aimsun:

[Melissaur]

Congrats Pant Leg eater!

[Jinx]

WHAT'S THE PRIZE

[Bubba]

Whoo hoo!!

Can I have a singing telegram delivered by a midget?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Thanks for all the votes I got before! I wasn't even paying attention to this.

[Jiro]

The prize is a secret, but I'm sure you'll find out once our lucky winners receive their gifts! Perhaps I should send something to Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World too, for like, winning. Dude send me your address.

[Rantz]

Wahey, congrats man!

[Pike]

Oh my, a hand-delivered Special Jiro Prize. Should I be worried?

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Holy Crap! I won! :kakapo:

Thank you all! Now I'm cool. :cool:

[Bubba]

Holy Crap! I won! :kakapo:

Thank you all! Now I'm cool. :cool:

Congrats man! It's clearly the best name on the site.

And it's won us both a... a... something!!

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I love somethings!

[Agent Proto]

Nice going, Pant Leg Eater. It's a long name that's unique so it deserves to win, even if you hadn't registered to EoFF with it. Though, I have to say that I'm disappointed by how Jiro ran this. Usually these should take two weeks, but he decided that he needs at least 15 votes per round made this take longer than necessary. Uncool, Dak.

[NeoTifa]

Wait, I thought I get a prize for predicting. You lied. :(