URGENT! NEED HELP!

[Hollycat]

I need help and I need it fast.
Does anyone know a good way to unstick superglue from something?

[Jiro]

Not without causing damage. Just tear it, use a sharp object like a knife or scissors to cut it off, or something like that...

[Hollycat]

I don't think that is possible in this case...

[Jinx]

I think terpentine works.

EDIT: Lol, it's yr penis, isn't it?

[Jiro]

Need more details, what have you glued to what?

[Hollycat]

What is terpentine?

Never you mind what is glued to what, that doesn't matter.

[Jinx]

Terpentine is paint thinner.

[Hollycat]

Don't have any paint thinner.

[Jinx]

I dunno, google?

[Hollycat]

google says acetone, nail polish remover, but there isn't any with in arms reach.

[Jinx]

Do you have rubbing alcohol?

[Hollycat]

not within arms reach.

[Jinx]

OH YOU SUPERGLUED YOUR BUTT

Good job, mate. Better call someone.

[Hollycat]

Actually I superglued my hand to a wall, I'm typing with one hand.

[Jinx]

You should be able to just pry it loose. If you're careful, it won't hurt you.

[Hollycat]

it's a wood wall, I'm not sure how smart that'll be...

[Jiro]

It builds character. You can do it!

[Shattered Dreamer]

I was having a stressful day until I read this thread, cheers Hypo :lol:

[Psychotic]

Smother it with more superglue. Two negatives make a positive and all that.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Cellphone around? Call someone? Hell, use an IM client to reach someone who could come over or fetch the acetone or turpentine.

If it is just dry wall, how much would making a hole be a hassle?

[Hollycat]

it's a wooden pillarthat has been built into the wall. I am going to try and pull away. see next post for results.

[NorthernChaosGod]

*awaits results*

[krissy]

127 hours: eoff edition

[Sephex]

If someone catches you act all casual like you been leaning your hand against the wall all day. Then nonchalantly ask the person to pick you up some paint thinner.

[Hollycat]

Results: I am free
Does hurt mucho mucho
lots of this skin from my palm is gone, so I have my hand bandaged up.

[Rantz]

You can treat the skin loss with more superglue. It's like an extra layer of skin once it dries!

[Jiro]

You should also rub your hand on a wall to spread the superglue around.

[Old Manus]

I believe this story fully

[Pike]

For future reference nail polish remover is the best cure for superglue on your skin, although bits of the glue will be stuck in your fingernails for like a month.

I um... I absolutely do not know this from personal experience, no sirs :redface:

[Iceglow]

How badly did you manage to super glue yourself to the wall? I mean, did you like cover your hand in super glue and stick it down with a high five or something for a bet? This just isn't possible, also if you're quick enough ripping your hand free won't hurt so bad. I used to end up gluing my fingers together like every other day as a kid with super glue mostly because every other day I'd be making a metal Warhammer model up and that'd involve stuff like gluing a hand in to a tiny little socket and being metal poly cement wasn't an option. In the end I learnt to have a bottle of nail polish remover in my kit it also helped when I had to change models position/poses because they didn't look right as it would on the end of a q-tip help me cleanse all the old glue off the model.

[Hollycat]

No, I didn't realise I had it on my hand and leaned up against a wall while watching gun x sword. I was using super glue to fix some small statue-thingys that my dog broke.

[Unbreakable Will]

Actually I superglued my hand to my self, I'm typing with one hand.
*Fixed

[Værn]

Hypoallergenic Cactuar, you are so random...

You should start obsessively washing your hands whenever you touch a container full of anything that you wouldn't want to eat, whether you think you have any on you or not. That's always worked for me ^_^

[krissy]

shouda called down DANN he wouda freed ya

[Goldenboko]

I have no sarcastic comment to make on this subject. You've literally made it too easy. Hypo, you should really stick to your guns and keep making these threads for our entertainment. :chuckle:

[Hollycat]

So you want me to do stupid things on purpose and post the results?

[Pike]

Yes.

[Hollycat]

Thanks. Next week I was planning on nailing my weenis to a moving car to see if it would get bigger, would that make you happy. :mad2:

[Peegee]

Superglue is a proxy. You can unmake the proxy by introducing another proxy material. It's like magnets - two magnets will repel.

So this is what you should do. Take some super glue and put some on your hand. Then rub your palms together.

[Laddy]

Proof evolution exists.

[Værn]

Thanks. Next week I was planning on nailing my weenis to a moving car to see if it would get bigger, would that make you happy. :mad2:
It's been done before. It works. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XrZ3i__T5M) Although it looks like rope is the way to go. Using nails would be downright stupid.

But seriously. Although it would be a lie to claim that I don't find your misfortune hilarious, please don't go out trying to get yourself hurt in silly ways.
It's much funnier when it happens on its own. Don't try to force it.

[Jiro]

There's a difference between a weenis and a penis, I hope you realise.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Duh, one has a W.

[Jiro]

Yes and also corresponds to a different part of the body.

[Værn]

There's a difference between a weenis and a penis, I hope you realise.
Oh, really? I've never seen it used in a context that could not be interpreted as a filter dodge, and have thus always interpreted it as such. It's marked as a typo in Firefox, doesn't exist in any official dictionary, and I've never felt inclined to google it :colbert:

Also, until this post I've never even noticed that "penis" isn't filtered.

[Hollycat]

There's a difference between a weenis and a penis, I hope you realise.
Oh, really? I've never seen it used in a context that could not be interpreted as a filter dodge, and have thus always interpreted it as such. It's marked as a typo in Firefox, doesn't exist in any official dictionary, and I've never felt inclined to google it :colbert:

Also, until this post I've never even noticed that "penis" isn't filtered.
But the forum has a program that automatically filters pictures of penises to be cows instead. Go ahead, try it out. Here, I'll post one now.
http://www.mad-cow.net/images/cow.jpg

[krissy]

WTF HOW'D YOU GET THAT PIC OF MY PENIS

[Raistlin]

Also, until this post I've never even noticed that "penis" isn't filtered.

Why the hell would "penis" be filtered?

[Værn]

I don't know. People seem to think it belongs on a filter list for some reason, though.

[Jiro]

perfectly acceptable scientific term imho