BREAKING NEWS

[Freya]

I have noticed something of late around these forums with a certain new member and a certain Admin. THAT'S RIGHT! Using my investigative journalistic skills I have found out that your swedish admin, Rantz Rantz Revolution (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/22222.html) has been wooing our favorite new member fierytempest (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/36506.html).

Now this isn't just a hunch! This is FACT**! I went to the source for an exciting interview






Kaycee says (9:53 PM):
Do you ever sleep?
Pontus says (9:53 PM):
no
<.<
Kaycee says (9:53 PM):
robot
Pontus says (9:53 PM):
<.<
Pontus says (9:55 PM):
that's the second time tonight I've been accused of that xD
Kaycee says (9:56 PM):
of being a robot?
or never sleeping
Pontus says (9:56 PM):
robot
Kaycee says (9:56 PM):
who else accused you of robotness
Pontus says (9:56 PM):
Sam
Kaycee says (9:57 PM):
your new giiiiiirl friend http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/090/166/Awesome-120110725-22047-1faqsqh.gif?1311570534
Pontus says (9:57 PM):
because apparently I squeak
Kaycee says (9:57 PM):
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/090/166/Awesome-120110725-22047-1faqsqh.gif?1311570534
Pontus says (9:57 PM):
lol
Kaycee says (9:57 PM):
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/090/166/Awesome-120110725-22047-1faqsqh.gif?1311570534
Kaycee says (9:58 PM):
YOU'RE NOT DENYING IT OMG
YOU ARE DATING HER
OMG
Pontus says (9:59 PM):
no xD
I didn't deny it because I figured you were joking
Kaycee says (9:59 PM):
OMG
Kaycee says (10:00 PM):
IMA TELL EVERYONE
Pontus says (10:00 PM):
lol
well
Kaycee says (10:00 PM):
am I the last to know?
Kaycee says (10:01 PM):
I'm the last to know aren't I?
:(
Pontus says (10:01 PM):
we're only engaged yet
Kaycee says (10:01 PM):
:eek:
Pontus says (10:01 PM):
so we're keeping it on the hush
Kaycee says (10:01 PM):
OMG
I'MA TELL EVERYONE

Yup you heard it here first! Further upon my investigation, I found this picture.

http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx68/Prettyypenguin/pontzxsam.png

It's totally legit. HAPPY COUPLING GUYS!

**this may or may not all be fabricated

[Jinx]

Goddammit, Freya. THIS WAS PRIVATE.

HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE!

[Sephex]

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/spider-man/cartoon-jameson-2135.jpg

"Great work, Parker! Now get me more Spider Man pictures!!"

[Pike]

Dangit does this mean we have to update the Who's Boinking Who on EoFF list again

[Agent Proto]

ztVMib1T4T4

[Freya]

I used my super top secret skills. YOU CAN'T HIDE THINGS FROM ME!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Pontus, you two-timin' slut. :nonono:

[Quindiana Jones]

Rantz woos anyone by simple virtue of talking to them.

[Freya]

It's that charming sparkly smile! And the fact he smells of raspberries.

[Quindiana Jones]

If he's under the sun long enough, he smells like roasted chestnuts. :blush:

[Bunny]

I am more concerned with the growth of a third hand.

[Freya]

It's the left arm right hand :shifty:

[Bunny]

This explains so much.

[Freya]

I wouldn't try to understand it. Only a top investigative reporter like myself would be able to understand.

[G13]

Join date: March '12

Way to freak out the new girl. Isn't that what we have Julian and Steve for?

[Freya]

I felt I can do so when she puts my art work in her sig. WE'RE TIGHT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

[Rantz]

That is clearly a photomanipulation. It's well done, but you can tell it's fake because when Sam and I meet, the hearts around our heads are opaque, not hollow.

[Freya]

That wasn't a very long sleep. This proves you are indeed a robot as well as in love with Fiery. You must be a cylon, seeing as they have been the only robots that have shown love. I don't know how I feel about this. :colbert:

[SwordFox]

All my work of stalkery from the bushes is for nothing?

WELL THANKS GUYS. >:I

[Jinx]

Human-Robot love is really hip these days, Freya.

I mean, look at Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson!

Wait...I think that's Robot on Robot.

Anyways, we'll just move to Japan. Human-Robot marriage are legal there.

[Pheesh]

I'll start working on a weird amalgamated relationship name right away. Samtzien has a nice ring to it.

[Agent Proto]

Human-Robot love is really hip these days, Freya.

I mean, look at Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson!

Wait...I think that's Robot on Robot.


Pike and MILF also fit this bill.

[Pike]

Human-Robot love is really hip these days, Freya.

I mean, look at Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson!

Wait...I think that's Robot on Robot.


Pike and MILF also fit this bill.

+1

[NorthernChaosGod]

Join date: March '12

Way to freak out the new girl. Isn't that what we have Julian and Steve for?
:colbert:

[Pike]

I dunno, you guys. You gotta be careful with Pontus. Who was it that coined the phrase "She looks like one of Rantz's regulars" again?

[Psychotic]

I saw her PMing Pontus and thought I should perhaps intervene and let her know what an awful human being he is (He likes soap and soy for goodness sake) and save her from the ghastly fate of being caught in his foul clutches. Then I thought I could let her be with him, have her mind truly and utterly destroyed by the ordeal, and I can swoop in for some leftovers. Then I thought you know what I don't care I'm going to go eat some toast. And I did. And it was great. Thanks, Sam! (we're on first name terms now)
I dunno, you guys. You gotta be careful with Pontus. Who was it that coined the phrase "She looks like one of Rantz's regulars" again?:shobon:

(DON'T POST PRIVATE STAFF FORAM BUSINESS IN PUBLIC, NEWBIE!)

[Pike]

YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME PSY

...wait... actually you are.

Shit.

[Shlup]

Finally. That dude needed to get laid.

[Shiny]

That picture certainty looks like his torso. I totally buy it!

And they're standing on water. How cute.