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Jiro
03-27-2012, 06:56 PM
Exactly what it says on the tin. What's the most dangerous piece of furniture?

Shattered Dreamer
03-27-2012, 07:05 PM
Coffee tables, enemy of shins everywhere!

Jinx
03-27-2012, 07:07 PM
I have to agree with coffee tables, but for me, it's more my little toe getting caught on a leg and getting pulled back as I walk by. This has happened more times than I care to admit.

Freya
03-27-2012, 07:15 PM
I can't seem to walk correctly so they are ALL a minefield for me.

krissy
03-27-2012, 07:17 PM
the woman

Sephex
03-27-2012, 07:26 PM
My bean bag full of cocaine surrounded by starving drug sniffing dogs. The thing gives me a sore back.

Unbreakable Will
03-27-2012, 09:35 PM
My end tables, instead of being just one end table they are three of varying sizes that fit together. Convenient for when you have guests but not for walking around my apartment in the dark.
My poor toes :(

Jessweeee♪
03-27-2012, 09:49 PM
Coffee table. The coffee table in my living room has been hurting me on a regular basis since I fell and hit my head on it when I was two. It was passed onto me from my father, and to him from his mother, and to her from her father. It's been terrorizing the family for generations.

Jiro
03-27-2012, 10:26 PM
I'm going to say the fridge because I bet if I hit you guys with a fridge you wouldn't be walking out of there alive.

Rantz
03-27-2012, 10:42 PM
Coffee tables with a glass surface. Aside from all the injuries I DO contract, every time I put my legs up on it I'm like IT'S GONNA BREAK and then I sit and tense my legs just to be SURE it doesn't. CAPS LOCK.

Oh, and iron maidens.

NorthernChaosGod
03-27-2012, 11:28 PM
None of them, because I'm not a klutz.

Shlup
03-28-2012, 12:25 AM
Do TV dinner trays count? I pinch my fingers in those things all the time.

CloudDragon
03-28-2012, 05:00 AM
How about metal bed frames? Imagine one breaking in the middle of the night. I used to run into and stub my toe on these things all the time.

Chris
03-28-2012, 09:11 AM
Coffee tables really do seem to get in the way most of the time. But, you still need them to drink coffee on, so I put up with them.

Jinx
03-28-2012, 02:03 PM
How about metal bed frames? Imagine one breaking in the middle of the night. I used to run into and stub my toe on these things all the time.

YES YES YES! THESE!

I have a metal bed frame, and the one side sticks out a bit, and I cut my shin on it ALL THE TIME. :mad2:

Loony BoB
03-28-2012, 04:36 PM
In our flat, it's the ironing board (if that's classed as furniture).

DK
03-28-2012, 04:59 PM
Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes (http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes)

Think the title of the article says all that needs to be said. :stare:

Phoenix Rising
03-28-2012, 05:06 PM
Going to have to go with ceiling fans on this one. Coffee tables are a close second, however.

Peegee
03-28-2012, 05:16 PM
The dishwasher. She keeps acting up and fighting with the sandwich maker.

NeoTifa
03-28-2012, 06:15 PM
Metal bed frames.

Steve
03-29-2012, 01:46 AM
Coffee tables, enemy of shins everywhere!


I don't remember ever catching my shins but I do remember catching my elbow on a coffee table once during some floor sex at a house in East London. I fractured my elbow (for the second time) essentially "breaking my funny bone" (for the second time) however I haven't been murdered anally by a computer chair and am suddenly very glad I don't own one of these death traps.

Slothy
03-29-2012, 02:57 AM
My couch with bear trap cushions. Always a bit of a pain in the ass.

Shlup
03-29-2012, 08:04 AM
How about metal bed frames? Imagine one breaking in the middle of the night. I used to run into and stub my toe on these things all the time.

I change my answer to that. BJ tied an old T-shirt around one of the corners because we kept murdering our toes on it.

Bubba
03-29-2012, 09:46 AM
We used to have a folding deckchair that claimed the fingertips of about seven members of family.

Its bloodlust was insatiable.

G13
03-29-2012, 10:00 AM
A gun rack.

Jinx
03-29-2012, 02:15 PM
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e287/beansyt/tv%20and%20movies/conky4.jpg

Pike
03-29-2012, 02:20 PM
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e287/beansyt/tv%20and%20movies/conky4.jpg

YOU GUESSED THE SECRET WORD! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

drotato
03-29-2012, 09:17 PM
For me, I'm always stubbing my toes on the wooden edges of my bed. But then again, anything in my house could be used as a weapon against me, since I'm so damn clumsy.

Zeldy
03-29-2012, 11:09 PM
my bed, and I don't even mean it in a :joey: way. I keep walking into the corner of it and it draws blood. Did it twice within an hour once, horrible :'(

CimminyCricket
03-30-2012, 02:20 AM
For me, I'm always stubbing my toes on the wooden edges of my bed. But then again, anything in my house could be used as a weapon against me, since I'm so damn clumsy.

This.