Back to The Feud: Part III (Game 3 now in session!)

[Jiro]

One would hope that you give the other team a clue next round, to make it fair! Interesting that no villains would make it there though!

[Agent Proto]

If the clue is necessary, I would.

[NeoCracker]

Lightning.

[Raistlin]

If the clue is necessary, I would.

How is that clue more "necessary" than any possible clue for any other answer? xD

[Agent Proto]

Okay, so UBH is going with Lightning. Let's see, she's one of the playable characters in the game. Let's see where on the board she could land...




http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18700000/FFXIII-2-Lightning-final-fantasy-xiii-18792709-985-509.jpg

Those eyes.

Answers.
1.
2. Serah - 10
3. Lightning - 9
4.
5.
6.
Points: 38
Strikes: X


Okay, and now it's team leader Jiro up to bat. 24 hours for our Aussie leader.

[Freya]

I think most people haven't played 13-2 so they don't know who the villain was!

[Agent Proto]

If the clue is necessary, I would.

How is that clue more "necessary" than any possible clue for any other answer? xD

Well, I don't know if that clue I left in this round is really needed. I don't know if there are other villains in this game without being spoiler-y. The next round may not even need a clue at all. Jiro suggest I leave a clue for the other team to be fair, so I said if it's necessary then I would. By that, if your team wins the right to play next round, I might leave a clue. Why would I need to give another clue to Team Awesome if they win?

[Jiro]

I'm going to say Snow, because I know he's in there at least. Most of the cast makes a reappearance but I'll leave the most obvious choice for someone who is struggling more.

[Agent Proto]

So Jiro is going with Snow... let's see where he might be on the board!




http://www.ff-xiii.net/images/media/4f565f24_Final-Fantasy-XIII-2-Snow-Model.png

Looks older and he loses the black beanie he wore on his head as well!

Answers.
1.
2. Serah - 10
3. Lighning - 9
4. Snow - 4
5.
6.
points: 46
Strikes: X

Pike is up next. She has 24 hours to answer.

[Pike]

I haven't played this game so I had to Wiki it. I'm going to go with Noel.

[Jiro]

Glad I left the obvious answer now :jess:

inb4 all of us are bastards and didn't say Noel.

[Agent Proto]

Pike had to use wiki to name Noel. :p Not that is a bad thing, but who's gonna judge her for that. Let's see where on the board Noel is!



http://gematsu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/FFXIII-2-E3-2011-Trailer.jpg

Looks like he and Serah were very high on the board, along with Lightning following them.

Answers.
1. Noel - 11
2. Serah - 10
3. Lightning - 9
4. Snow - 4
5.
6.
Points: 68
Strikes: X

Only two answers remain! Can Team Awesome get them to clear the board this round?

DK is up next and he has 24 hours.

[Jiro]

C'mon Team Awesome, we can do this!

[Freya]

man what an easy round!

[Jinx]

Is it just me, or does Noel look like Yuna?

[DK]

I have no fucking idea about anything other than that Serah was a main character in this game so IDK who the smurf is in it. I'll say Hope, but don't blame me if it is wrong. :shobon:

[Agent Proto]

Hope is in the game, but is he also on the board? And I apologize for taking so late to respond. I had to see my surgeon for something and I've been having some difficulties around the forums as well... Anyway....



http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZDDBQx05DUE/0.jpg

OH! NO! STRIKE! TWO!

Answers.
1. Noel - 11
2. Serah - 10
3. Lightning - 9
4. Snow - 4
5.
6.
Points: 68
Strikes: XX


Okay, Shattered Dreamer is up and he has 24 hours to answer.

[Jinx]

I'd do Hope.

[Shattered Dreamer]

Jihl Nabaat & I'm sorry to my team mates in advance if I cause a 2nd strike :/

[Agent Proto]

Don't apologize if this ends up a third strike. It's not really your fault if Jihl doesn't happen to be on the board. Maybe she is, maybe not? We'll have to see and find out...




http://gematsu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/FFXIII-2-Jihl-Screens.jpg

....wow she's pretty hot. Unfortunately for you, she's not on the board. Sorry! :(

Answers.
1. Noel - 11
2. Serah - 10
3. Lightning - 9
4. Snow - 4
5.
6.
Points: 68
Strikes: XXX

Don't worry, you guys still racked up 68 points! However, now it's time for Multiple Scorgasms to attempt a steal! If they can succeed in guessing one of the two characters on the board, the points are theirs. If not, the 68 points will be added to your 17!

Multiple Scorgasms, anyone can answer. Feel free to discuss possible answers amongst yourself. You have 12 hours.

:greenie:

[Raistlin]

I have no idea. My guesses would probably be Mog (an apparently significant companion character) and maybe Sazh, just because people who haven't played Sazh may vote for him regardless because Sazh is awesome. But I will leave the final decision to those who know more about the game.

[Jiro]

Hope would've been my next guess. Oh well. Also Hope is one of my favourites because he seems to be the true Australian character.

[Melissaur]

I have never played 13 or 13-2 so you guys decide this round. I leave it up to my team.

Okay, 3 out of the 5 of us say Sazh. I can't get a hold of Pon-Pon ( I assume he is asleep ) and Kaycee has yet to respond, so with limited time I'm going to lock in Sazh.

[Raistlin]

Any other ideas? Rantz? Freya?

[Agent Proto]

Okay, looks like Melissaur is going to lock in with Sazh. I hear he's DLC for the game, but what do I know? He's pretty popular so he could be there for the steal. Let's take a look if you guys got it...




http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/217308-fix.jpg

xD This guy looks retarded in this picture. Could be a cosplayer telling you something... Steal is unsuccessful!

Let's take a look at the board.

Answers.
1. Noel - 11
2. Serah - 10
3. Lightning - 9
4. Snow - 4
5. Alyssa - 2
6. Chocolina - 2
Points: 68
Total Points: 76

And it looks like this crazy lady was one of the last two answers...

http://shatterheart.net/games/finalfantasy13-2/shops/chocolina.jpg

HER. SHE LOOKS CRAZY, DOESN'T SHE? Take the time to discuss before round 4 starts.

Score:
Team Awesome: 85
Multiple Scorgasms: 16

[Melissaur]

No way................... I posted in chat we should guess her as a complete joke ......... I could punch myself in the face............

[Freya]

AHHH I was at worrrk x_X I was gonna say CHOCOLIIIIIINA :(

[Jiro]

Wow, that's a tough break. I was there in #eoff when Mel suggested it. But damn, unlucky guys. Well done to us for racking up most of the answers though!

[Rantz]

Sorry I wasn't around, but then again I haven't played the game or even heard of those last ones before.

[Agent Proto]

Okay, let's get round 4 on its way!

Round 4

I'm going to need Raistlin and Shattered Dreamer to give me an answer. Remember, I'll only mention this question once and the points are tripled in this round. There are five answers on the board.

Name an EoFFer that Loony BoB has met.

Answers.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

[Jiro]

This list should be pretty interesting. Loony BoB has met a lot of people, and likes to talk about them all quite a bit. What a bragger. I'll beat him one day.

[I Don't Need A Name]

Well one of the answers shouldn't be too difficult xD And a few others will be similarly as easy, depending on how long you've been active here..

[DK]

I know most of these, I think. Hell I've met half of them while I was at his house. With only 5 to choose from though, not really sure who will be up there.

[Raistlin]

I guess I'll go obvious: smitten

[Agent Proto]

SD has 7 hours to give an answer before I give Round 4 to Multiple Scorgasms to play.

[Shattered Dreamer]

I don't know, Del Murder maybe?

[NeoCracker]

Well nice knowing you guys, I'm pretty sure these guys are going to mob this entire round. :p

[Jiro]

Where's your confidence, your commitment to victory!

[Melissaur]

WE SO GOT THIS.

[Agent Proto]

Okay! Let's see... Raistlin went with smittenkitten, and Shattered Dreamer is going with Del Murder. Let's take a look at the board to see where they may be at!

Answers.
1. smittenkitten - 10
2.
3.
4.
5.
Points: 30

Okay! smitten is number 1 and Del Murder isn't on the board! Looks like the Multiple Scorgasms plan to play this round so let's take it to Rantz Rantz Revolution to answer. He has 24 hours.

[NeoCracker]

My confidence of victory died the moment I can guess at least 3 more people, and the guys on the other team Know BoB way more then I do. :p

[Raistlin]

The problem is that Daniel is a slut who has met a lot of people here (though I'm not sure if he ever even met Del), and so getting just the top 5 may prove difficult. I can think of a couple more obvious ones, but after that it's a bit up in the air as to who more people picked.

[Rantz]

Psychotic.

Tbh even the more obvious guesses could go any way, with how many people BoB has met. :P

[Agent Proto]

Rantz is going with Psychotic! Yes, they met on several occasions, so I'm pretty sure he's on the board.



And looks like Psy is #2, following smitzy (not the cat).

Answers.
1. smittenkitten - 10
2. Psychotic - 6
3.
4.
5.
Points: 48


And now we go to Melissaur. Can she find another answer within 24 hours?

[Agent Proto]

Rantz is going with Psychotic! Yes, they met on several occasions, so I'm pretty sure he's on the board.



And looks like Psy is #2, following smitzy (not the cat).

Answers.
1. smittenkitten - 10
2. Psychotic - 6
3.
4.
5.
Points: 48


And now we go to Melissaur. Can she find another answer within 24 hours?

[Melissaur]

Iceglow? Really I have no idea... Sorry Team my 2 answers are already on the board :(

[Agent Proto]

Iceglow? Ah, the one that Psychotic likes to make fun of because of the way he makes his posts read very long with walls of text...



I'll try my best to tell you a story, though I think it might not really be a story but more of some kind of really long statement that might make you think that it was Iceglow that had written it up. You see, Loony BoB is one popular kind of guy, he's from New Zealand, you know? The place where they really love their sheeps and have this long-standing feud with their neighboring country, Australia. So this Loony BoB, he moved to Scotland, of all places, and has since lived there ever since. He met a whole bunch of people that he knew over the Internet on a forums for Final Fantasy. Fuck, he even managed to score several girlfriends, and now he's about to get engaged with his current girlfriend, who he currently lives with. Her name is smittenkitten on the forums, maybe you've heard about her? She's the lucky one who gets to mooch off good ol' Loony BoB...


Sorry, Iceglow is not on the board!

Answers.
1. smittenkitten - 10
2. Psychotic - 6
3.
4.
5.
Points: 48
Strikes: X


Freya is up next! She has 24 hours to answer.

[Jiro]

I tell you what, them kiwis and their sheep man.

[Psychotic]

I have only met lonny bob once jeff :shobon:

[Agent Proto]

Sorry then. I don't really catch up on how many times BoB met others. I thought he would have met you at least twice. :greenie:

[I Don't Need A Name]

I have only met lonny bob once jeff :shobon:

But that instance would give another two people that I would expect to be on the board...but then I guess it depends who it was who answered the survey.

[Freya]

Lol you guys xD

I'm going with Jess.

[Agent Proto]

Jess is another good gal that lived with BoB in his flat at one point. So that counts as meeting him. Is she on the board?



... I hate to say this but this is strike two!

Answers.
1. smittenkitten - 10
2. Psychotic - 6
3.
4.
5.
Points: 48
Strikes: XX

Tougher than it looks, eh?

fire_of_avalon is up next. Can she answer within the next 24 hours?

[NeoCracker]

Hm, I was fairly certain Iceglow would pop up on there.

[Freya]

How's jess not on there. o.o If i recall she's visited a few times! You people who answered this know jack about your co-eyesoners.

[I Don't Need A Name]

I think more newbies answered than oldbies. Jess isn't really around anymore, so most won't even know she exists

[Raistlin]

Come on, Megan! You need to make it up for your gender here.

[Agent Proto]

I think more newbies answered than oldbies. Jess isn't really around anymore, so most won't even know she exists

This question had only 36 response out of 51 surveys taken.

[fire_of_avalon]

I really want to say Calliope as that's his bff and if people answered correctly is a clinch.

That being said people answer stupidly and I will lay dollars to donughts that someone dan'l has never met is a top 5 answer.

So. For safety's sake I will go with DK.

[Agent Proto]

DK seems like a safe bet. The two have met a few times so he might be on the board. If he isn't, then that would mean strike three for Multiple Scorgasms....



...Okay, I hate to say it, but DK is not on the board. This is strike three. :(

Answers.
1. smittenkitten - 10
2. Psychotic - 6
3.
4.
5.
Points: 48
Strikes: XXX

Team Awesome now have a chance to steal the 48 points if they can manage to give one correct answer that was not already guessed. There's three left, so if they can do it, the 48 points are theirs, and they will win the right to the next round!

Even if they don't steal, they will still manage to have the lead and will still play the next round. It's unfortunate that Multiple Scorgasms could not manage enough points in the fourth round...

Anyway, Team Awesome, you guys have 12 hours to come up with an answer for the steal.

:-/

[DK]

Haha yeah I didn't think I'd be up there 'cause the last time I met up with him was like 2005 or something, mebbe 2006. A long time ago at any rate.

My guess would probably have been Levian, but now that Jess isn't up there I'm not so sure. Though, he has more recent exposure than Jess so maybe.

[Psychotic]

Iceglow has never met lonny bob you guys. He's sent him his pubic hair though!

[Melissaur]

I have no idea! I was just assuming since they live in the same country xD

[Jiro]

I have no idea! I was just assuming since they live in the same country xD

I am expecting a great UK civil war now where everybody argues that they should be independent from each other, and especially Wales.

I'm having real trouble trying to think of anybody else up there. I thought Jess would be up there for sure, but with her not there I'm doubting Levian a little. Perhaps I need to quickly search for BoB's last bragging post and find someone.

EDIT: According to the list (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138771-sweet-hookups-2.html#post3026641), Shlup looks like the best option here I would say.

[NeoCracker]

Hasn't Peegee met with BoB?

[Agent Proto]

So Jiro, have Team Awesome come up with an answer already?

[Raistlin]

Wow, I thought DK would have been up there, at least. Well, at least my team gave it a decent run this time, though Rantz and I were obviously held back by all the estrogen.

[Freya]

Oh please I was right. At least I didn't guess someone he's never even met before xP

[Agent Proto]

But it wasn't on the board. :p And in this game, that's what matters.

[Jiro]

Just go with Shlup. If we fuck up at least I can take sole responsibility :monster:

[Agent Proto]

Okay, so Shlup will be the one to steal the 48 points... BoB did meet her during his trip to California, and I do believe he slept on the floor at her place.



Okay, you got me. She's there!

Answers.
1. smittenkitten - 10
2. Psychotic - 6
3. Levian - 5
4. Shlup - 3
5. Loony BoB - 3
Points: 48
Total Points: 81

Funny how several people had Loony BoB meeting himself in the survey. Silly noobs. :monster:

Score:
Team Awesome: 133
Multiple Scorgasms: 16

Looks like Team Awesome will be heading to the final round! Now, decide who will take the helm for the team to rack up points. Then we can finish the Feud with a victor named! :)

[fire_of_avalon]

Proto don't you dare send this survey out to any of the same people when we play this again. I am PISSED. Did he even meet Shlup? I thought he didn't have the chance to meet her but met ButThePoncho and Sean.

You survey takers are such jerks, MYSELF INCLUDED.

[NeoCracker]

God this was a brutal beat down.

[Agent Proto]

foa, why didn't you use Levian instead of DK as your answer when you were up? You named him on the survey. Just sayin'.

Edit: One of the best things you could do while playing is use your answer when you're up. It usually takes two to get on the board, and if you are one, then chances are there could be another that answered the same as you. I am very surprised that most of you have not caught on with this strategy in this game.

[Freya]

Loony BoB met himself?

[Jiro]

He spends a lot of time looking in mirrors. Also Megan darling I linked to a post where BoB gloats about people he has met, and Shlup was definitely on there. But well done Team Awesome :D

I would like to give the privilege of playing the final round to our Super Substitute Pike El Roboto, if she is willing.

[Agent Proto]

Okay, looks like Pike will be doing Fast Money for Team Awesome then! Let's get it going, and she will need to answer each of the five questions.

Fast Money!

Depending on how well you do, I may double or triple the points!

1. Name a James Bond 007 film.
2. Name a kind of tree that can grow fruit.
3. Name a pizza topping you would avoid.
4. Name a sport that you consider dangerous.
5. Name an EoFFer that you wouldn't mind being stuck with on a remote island.

[Pike]

1. Casino Royale
2. Apple
3. Anchovies
4. Skydiving
5. Everyone loves Jiro, let's go with him.

[Agent Proto]

Okay...

1. You answered with Casino Royale. It is worth no points.
2. You answered with apple. It is worth 25 points and is the top answer!
3. You answered with anchovies. It is worth 16 points and is the top answer!
4. You answered with skydiving. It is worth 2 points.
5. You answered with Jiro. He is worth 4 points and is the top answer!

Looks like you had three top answers and so your points will be doubled!
Points: 94

Score:
Team Awesome: 227
Multiple Scorgasms: 16




Game 1.
1. Name something you can find in a bedroom.
a bed - 26
2. Name a yellow fruit.
banana - 22
3. Name the oddest flavor of ice cream.
Pistachio - 5
4. Name a city located in Europe.
Berlin - 7
5. How much you would pay to tip your server.
15% - 14

Game 2
1. Name something that can reflect.
a mirror - 21
2. At what age would one have their first aloholic drink.
16 - 12
3. Name something you can find in a garage.
a car - 22
4. Name a country where you can find the most wackiest tourists.
USA - 11
5. Name a city on the west side of the Mississippi River.
Los Angeles - 6

Game 3
1. Name a James Bond 007 film.
Goldeneye - 11
2. Name a kind of tree that can grow fruit.
apple - 25
3. Name a pizza topping you would avoid.
anchovies - 16
4. Name a sport that you consider dangerous.
American football - 6
rugby - 6 (two top answers)
5. Name an EoFFer you wouldn't mind being stuck with on a remote island.
Jiro - 4

Good game everyone! That's a rap!

[Pike]

Good game everyone :jess:

Also, that feel when I had "Goldeneye" typed in, then deleted it because I thought I could be tricky with Casino Royale because there was more than one. Oh well.

[Agent Proto]

Here are the final scores for each game.

Game 1
Score:
Multiple Scorgasms: 303
Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage: 22

Game 2
Score:
Team Awesome: 207
Agent Proto's Long Lost Cousins: 67

Game 3
Score:
Team Awesome: 227
Multiple Scorgasms: 16

[Jiro]

Congratulations Team Awesome. You did me and yourselves proud! Also guys I already live on a desert island so feel free to come visit :aimsun:

[Jinx]

You know what what other city is west of the Mississippi?






Fargo.

[I Don't Need A Name]

Oh here we go again. A bit uncalled for there.

Also, I love the 'dangerous sport' one. You have Rugby and American Football. One where you play a game, one where you nancy around in a full padded body suit..

[Shattered Dreamer]

We......won? :lol:

[NeoCracker]

Was there ever any doubt with me on the team? :cool:

Pay no attention to me not realizing the game was going on until half way through, or the fact I'd all but given up hope that last round. :shifty:

[Jiro]

I found your lack of faith disturbing. That's why you didn't get a shot at the bonus round :aimsun:

[NeoCracker]

I probably wouldn't have gotten the announcement anyway. :aimkiss:

[Bubba]

We still had the best team name...