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Ace Protorney
03-28-2012, 05:08 PM
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Welcome to Back to the Feud: Part III! This is the game that is based on the tv show by the name of Family Feud (or Family Fortunes for those living across the pond), where two teams face against each other guessing answers to surveys done by 100 people and the one with the most points by the end of the show wins! There will be three separate games. Each game consists of five rounds. The first two rounds are normal points. In the third round, the points are doubled, and in the fourth, the points are tripled. The fifth and final round, or Fast Money as I like to call it, will be awarded to the team with the most points where they try to gather more points. During each round, the team going will have several tries to guess what is on the board. Every time they miss, they will earn a strike. Not only that, but they will also be given 24 hours to give me an answer. Failure to answer within 24 hours will result in a strike. When a team earns three strikes, the opposite team will have a chance to steal. During this time, anyone from the team can answer, provided they discuss possible answers.

So, let's recall how this thread will go. There will be two teams for each game. Let's call them Teams A, B, C, and D for this diagram.

Game 1
Teams A and B are up.
Quick Answer. (To determine which team goes first.)
Team A wins and goes first.

Round 1 (Team A)
(Get three strikes, Team B attempts a Steal.)
Round 2 (Team B)
(Get three strikes, Team A attempts a Steal.)
Round 3 (Team A)
(Points are doubled!! Get three strikes, Team B attempts a Steal.)
round 4 (Team B)
(Points are tripled !!! Get three strikes, Team A attempts a Steal.)
Round 5 (Fast Money!)
(Team with the most points win this round. Give an answer to five separate questions to win points. Top answers will provide whether the points be doubled or tripled.

0-1 top answer (Singled.)
2-3 top answers (Doubled.)
4-5 top answers (Tripled.)

End of Game 1
Game 2 starts with Teams C and D. (Repeat process with Teams C and D.)

End of Game 2
Game 3 starts with winners of Game 1 and Game 2 facing each other.

Game 3 (Multiple Scorgasms vs. Team Awesome)

Now here are the lineups to our four teams.

Team Awesome
1. Jiro
2. Jentleness/Pike
3. DK
4. Shattered Dreamer
5. Uncle Big Hands

Multiple Scorgasms
1. Melissaur
2. Freya
3. fire_of_avalon
4. Raistlin
5. Rantz Rantz Revolution

Agent Proto's Long Lost Cousins
1. Psychotic
2. fierytempest
3. Sephex
4. Del Murder
5. I Don't Need A Name

Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage
1. Bubbaforever
2. Shiny
3. Laddy
4. NorthernChaosGod
5. Værn

Game 1
Score:
Multiple Scorgasms: 303
Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage: 22

Game 2
Score
Team Awesome: 207
Agent Proto's Long Lost Cousins: 67

Game 3
Score
Team Awesome: 227
Multiple Scorgasms: 16

First game will be Multiple Scorgasms vs. Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage.

Quick Answer

Melissaur and Bubbaforever will need to provide an answer to see whose team will get to play Round 1.

Whoever is closest to the actual answer without going over gets it. How many surveys were answered on the first day?

Melissaur
03-28-2012, 05:28 PM
11

Bubba
03-28-2012, 06:27 PM
I think slightly higher I 'm gonna go with 13

Melissaur
03-28-2012, 06:30 PM
You bastard xD My first guess was 13 then I decided to have less faith in the forum dwellers... Good luck sir! This is going to be a good game

Bubba
03-28-2012, 06:36 PM
It might not even be double figures yet! Come on EOFF, don't let me down!

Best of luck to you too, this should be good!

Ace Protorney
03-28-2012, 06:38 PM
The correct answer is 26! Bubbaforever is closest with his 13, so his team will go first in Round 1! Congrats Bubbaforever!

Now let's start round one. Bubbaforever and his teammates will each have 24 hours to give an answer when it is their turn. So let's get this round on its way!

Round 1

There are seven possible answers. Please provide me an answer.

Name an EoFFer comprised of a single word.

Answers.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.

Go Bubbaforever. 24 hours.

Bubba
03-28-2012, 07:25 PM
Hmmm... I'm gonna go with EOFF legend and all round good guy...

Jiro

Ace Protorney
03-28-2012, 07:39 PM
Good answer Bubba! Let's see if it's on the board to start your team off with some well earned points!




http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/425430_10150588305396272_728626271_9225357_143486489_n.jpg

You bet! RAWR!

Answers.
1.
2. Jiro - 6
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
Points: 6

Next up is Shiny. She has 24 hours to give me an answer.

Name an EoFFer comprised of a single word.

Melissaur
03-28-2012, 07:51 PM
Congrats Bubba! But just you wait. ;D We're gonna get you

Shiny
03-28-2012, 09:55 PM
Hm, I will answer Psychotic...

Ace Protorney
03-28-2012, 10:20 PM
Another good answer! Will the Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage go 2 for 2?




http://home.eyesonff.com/user/photo/profilepic5602_10.gif

Together we can, and before you know it, he is there on the board! And he is the top answer!

Answers.
1. Psychotic - 7
2. Jiro - 6
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
Points: 13

And next up is Laddy the Bully! 24 hours for him to answer.

Name an EoFFer comprised of a single word.

Bubba
03-28-2012, 10:36 PM
Good job Shiny! Go team CBHS!

Bring it on Melissaur... We're going 7 for 7!

Ace Protorney
03-29-2012, 09:54 AM
We're reaching the 12 hour mark! Halfway there. Will Laddy make it on time or will Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage earn their first strike if he fails to show up?

Bubba
03-29-2012, 10:09 AM
As captain, I'll be keeping my team on the ball with this... expect regular mognet messages guys and girls! Laddy got one yesterday at the 23 hour mark!

Unfortunately he hasn't been active for over three days but I'm hoping that he'll put in an appearance at some point today.

Come on Laddy, don't let us down!

Edit: LADDY!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Ace Protorney
03-29-2012, 11:20 PM
Well, it's already been 24 hours and we have our first strike earned for the Barmaids! Sorry guys, didn't think Laddy would be absent for this long during the game, but it is only one strike, so let's focus on getting the rest of the points without missing any! Good luck!

X

Answers.
1. Psychotic - 7
2. Jiro - 6
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
Points: 13
Strikes: X

Next up is NorthernChaosGod to make up for the strike! Good luck Julian! 24 hours to answer.


Name an EoFFer comprised of a single word.

Bubba
03-29-2012, 11:27 PM
No worries, Laddy. We still love you.

Lets stay strong, team. Do a good job NCG!

NorthernChaosGod
03-30-2012, 01:30 AM
I got this yo'.

Raistlin.

Ace Protorney
03-30-2012, 03:18 AM
Raistlin! Let's see if Raistlin is there for the Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage to get more points!

Aaaaaaaaaand...

...

I was going to find a picture of Raistlin in that FF7 booklet bikini but I was unable to find it so instead you get this...

X

Sorry, Raistlin isn't there! That's strike two!

Answers.
1. Psychotic - 7
2. Jiro - 6
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
Points: 13
Strikes: XX



Next up is the V to the ærn. He has 24 hours to provide me with an answer!

Name an EoFFer comprised of a single word.

NorthernChaosGod
03-30-2012, 03:44 AM
:colbert:

Bubba
03-30-2012, 03:50 AM
Seriously? No Raistlin???? What kind of smurfed up game is this?!!

That was gonna be my next guess!

Unlucky NCG, let's keep it going Vaern

Raistlin
03-30-2012, 06:33 AM
You could have just asked me, Proto!

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit1-1.jpg

I am proud to have not been on the board and thus responsible for giving Team Barmaid About to Get Sausaged a strike.

Freya
03-30-2012, 07:11 AM
Oh gawd, there it is xD

Værn
03-30-2012, 12:25 PM
My bad. This whole time I've been stalking the sign-up thread that I've had bookmarked, I didn't notice that there was a new thread for the actual game, and nobody poked me to tell me it was my turn or direct me here.

I'm going to guess Pike.

Bubba
03-30-2012, 04:00 PM
Sorry Vaern. Been teaching all day so not had chance to mognet you. It's all good though you're in plenty of time.

Good guess as well. Pike must be there!

Ace Protorney
03-30-2012, 04:39 PM
So Værn is going with Pike, our friendly neighborhood robot? Let's see if our vidya gaming loving bot who published a book is on the board!


http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/24800000/Twilight-Sparkle-smiling-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-twilight-sparke-24881471-851-938.png

Yeeeeeep! She's there!

Answers.
1. Psychotic - 7
2. Jiro - 6
3. Pike - 5
4.
5.
6.
7.
Points: 18
Strikes: XX

Just the one to save your team from getting another strike! Let's continue this, shall we?

And with that Bubbaforever gets another chance to go! 24 hours for our team leader.

Name an EoFFer comprised of a single word.

Melissaur
03-30-2012, 04:43 PM
Wow! I swear that gets sexier the longer I look at it Raist. I guess he's the beauty in this team!

Bubba
03-30-2012, 05:15 PM
Good job Vaern. We're still in this!

I'm going to go with another of the pretty forum ladies and go with Freya.

Ace Protorney
03-30-2012, 05:55 PM
Bubbaforever is going with another girl who may be a robot in disguise! Formerly known as Lekana from way back, but is currently doing the Eyes on You thing in General Chat, would she be on the board?



Watch your Pokemons because she be snatching them up!


http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx68/Prettyypenguin/Pokeoff/pokeoffep8.jpg

YES! She's on the board!

Answers.
1. Psychotic - 7
2. Jiro - 6
3. Pike - 5
4. Freya - 4
5.
6.
7.
Points: 22
Strikes: XX



Shiny's up! She has 24 hours to answer!

Name an EoFFer comprised of a single word.

Freya
03-30-2012, 06:37 PM
I wanted to guess myself ha!

Shiny
03-30-2012, 11:38 PM
Shiny

Yes, I'm guessing myself.

Ace Protorney
03-31-2012, 12:24 AM
Guessing yourself is fine! Maybe you'll also be on the board! Who knows?



...





...

YEP! You're on the board Shiny McHeiny!!

Answers.
1. Psychotic - 7
2. Jiro - 6
3. Pike - 5
4. Freya - 4
5.
6. Shiny - 2
7.
Points: 24
Strikes: XX

Just two points though, but that's okay! Means two people named you on the survey!

Next up is Laddy! 24 hours to go! If he shows up, that's good, as long as he answers correctly!

:greenie:

Bubba
03-31-2012, 01:33 AM
I can't open your spoilers. Was she on there?

Del Murder
03-31-2012, 02:16 AM
That's not your name tho

Shiny
03-31-2012, 02:43 AM
Posts that video Wolf Kanno always posts. (http://youtu.be/oyFQVZ2h0V8)

EDIT: This was actually supposed to be for another thread, but works here too. Shiny is my middle name. This is my first name. It's African.

Ace Protorney
03-31-2012, 03:08 AM
Bubba, yes. You guys have 24 points so far.

Laddy's up. btw

Bubba
03-31-2012, 03:32 PM
So, I've erm... just visited Laddy's house. Right, here's the thing...

It seems he has been imprisoned by his own psyche. His brain is constantly replaying memories from when he was trapped in an airing cupboard with a ferret when he was five years old.

He's also, erm... lost both of his hands in a freak accident involving a hamster, some marbles and a pair of cooking tongues.

Also, his computer has been confiscated by the FBI as they suspect it contained images of wildebeest abuse.

As he is unable to type, access the internet, or string two sentences together... he indicated (via elbow signals) that he would like me, his captain, to put forward his next guess.

I err... await confirmation from Agent Proto to see if this is OK...?

Ace Protorney
03-31-2012, 04:46 PM
Well, in the next two hours, he would have 6 hours remaining, and if Laddy does not show up, you may have to find a replacement for him by then. Hopefully you can find someone to take his place in your team or he shows up today before time is up. Good luck!

Laddy
03-31-2012, 10:05 PM
Laddy is my guess. Suck it. :cool:

Ace Protorney
03-31-2012, 10:27 PM
Good to finally see you Laddy! :D

Anyway, guessing with yourself? Let's hope like Shiny, you would be on the board. If not, that would be three strikes and Multiple Scorgasms will have a chance to make a Steal!

:)








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X

Nope! Not there! And that's strike three!

Answers.
1. Psychotic - 7
2. Jiro - 6
3. Pike - 5
4. Freya - 4
5.
6. Shiny - 2
7.
Points: 24
Strikes: XXX

Now it's team for a Steal Attempt! If Multiple Scorgasms can correctly name an EoFFer on the board, they will steal the 24 points gathered! If not, your team will keep the 24 points! Anyone from Multiple Scorgasms can answer. Just don't take too long to answer.

:D

NorthernChaosGod
03-31-2012, 10:40 PM
Fffuuuuuuuu-

Raistlin
03-31-2012, 10:45 PM
Ok, team, what do you think? My first thought is Shlup.

Bubba
03-31-2012, 10:58 PM
Good effort Laddy! Glad you didn't let us down. I had the opportunity to sub you but I declined. Unlucky though!

Melissaur
04-01-2012, 01:06 AM
Ok, team, what do you think? My first thought is Shlup.

That's a good one. but I was thinking maybe NCG or Iceglow but let's wait to hear from the rest of the team ^__^

Raistlin
04-01-2012, 01:30 AM
I don't think people would have answered either NCG or Iceglow as, while there are no spaces, the names consist of multiple words (unlike all the other answers and guesses).

Melissaur
04-01-2012, 02:29 AM
You know what... I was thinking Shlup was still ShlupQuack and thought that was considered 2 words too so NCG would make sense too but I have just looked and I was wrong. And I say Iceglow because everyone knows him as having the TL;DR posts all the time xD. But then with that them Shlup would be good, but I want to see what foas and Ponty thinks. Shouldnt take long since I live in chat xD


Edit to avoid double post. We're going with Shlup!

Freya
04-01-2012, 03:08 AM
Shlup sounds fine to me!

Ace Protorney
04-01-2012, 03:18 AM
So Mulitple Scorgasm is going with Shlup! You know that if you get it correct, you steal all the points that Bubba's team have earned so far. They probably wouldn't like that, but it's how this game goes!

So for the steal...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/IMG_1919.jpg

YEP! She's on it and that means you steal the 24 points!!!

Answers.
1. Psychotic - 7
2. Jiro - 6
3. Pike - 5
4. Freya - 4
5. Shlup - 4
6. Shiny - 2
7. Bunny - 2
Points Earned: 24
Total Points: 30


Score:

Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage: 0
Multiple Scorgasms: 24


Round 2 will be coming up shortly, and Multiple Scorgasm will be playing.

Melissaur
04-01-2012, 03:39 AM
WOOOOOOO OMG Raist I'm so glad I ignored my thoughts xD Way to go! I knew I choose the right guy ;D

Raistlin
04-01-2012, 03:56 AM
Booyah, bitches!

My team has now already outscored my last team's score for the entire first version of this game.

Freya
04-01-2012, 04:06 AM
SUCK ON THAT! *gang sign*

Shiny
04-01-2012, 05:58 AM
Bunny was my next guess. Shlup was a good answer though.

Shlup_has_burger_nips
04-01-2012, 06:10 AM
Hazzard.

Del Murder
04-01-2012, 06:29 AM
Nice steal!

Bubba
04-01-2012, 07:06 AM
Good effort. We'll have you in the next round!

NorthernChaosGod
04-01-2012, 10:42 AM
I hated Amanda dropping the quack before and now I hate it more. :colbert:

Ace Protorney
04-01-2012, 11:08 AM
And now we can start....


Round 2

Multiple Scorgasms are up to answer! There are eight possible answers for this so let's see if they can name all eight answers!

Melissaur is up first being team leader! So let's see if she can get her team on the board right away!

Name something that is round.

Answers.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

Go Mel! You have 24 hours to answer.

Melissaur
04-01-2012, 03:38 PM
O_o A... circle?

Rantz
04-01-2012, 05:25 PM
A smartass enough answer for half the responders to have put it.

Raistlin
04-01-2012, 05:27 PM
No whammy, no whammy!

Wait, wrong game.

Good answer, good answer.

Melissaur
04-01-2012, 05:30 PM
Oh Man! I love Whammy! GSN is my go to channel! I like Lingo the mostEST~

Ace Protorney
04-01-2012, 07:35 PM
Melissaur is going with ... a circle! Well, let's see if she's right.





http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Circle_Area.svg/220px-Circle_Area.svg.png

Of course it's there! A circle is indeed round and it's also number 2!

Answers.
1.
2. a circle - 6
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
Points: 6

Good going! Let's see if Freya can answer correctly! Go Freya, 24 hours for you.

Name something that is round.

Melissaur
04-01-2012, 07:57 PM
If I would have gotten that wrong I would have punched the forums xD GO FREYA! YOU CAN DO IT!

Freya
04-02-2012, 01:44 AM
SHOW ME, A BALL!

Melissaur
04-02-2012, 01:57 AM
In b4 balls joke

Ace Protorney
04-02-2012, 01:59 AM
Freya is going with a ball! That's certainly round, isn't it? Well, let's find out if the ball is on the board! It would be fantastic if it is...




http://imgs.xkcd.com/blag/ballpen/all.jpg

Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls everywhere!!!!!!

Answers.
1. a ball - 10
2. a circle - 6
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
Points: 16

So far, so good!

It looks like foa is up next! 24 hours for our lady of the hour!

Name something that is round.

Melissaur
04-02-2012, 02:21 AM
Yeah! Way to bring in the big points KC!

Freya
04-02-2012, 03:52 AM
:smug:

fire_of_avalon
04-02-2012, 04:00 AM
WTF I don't remember answering this question.

Okay. Something that is round. I will say. Uh. An apple.

Ace Protorney
04-02-2012, 04:19 AM
Going with an apple? And yes, you did answer this on the survey. :P Anyway, are apples round? I guess some are, but did they make it on the board? We'll see if enough people thought apples are round!




http://springhillfresh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Apple1.jpg

Well, there's an apple, but it's sadly not on the board... so that means you've earned your team their first strike! Ouch.

Answers
1. a ball - 10
2. a circle - 6
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
Points: 16
Strikes: X

Sorry!

Who's next? I think it's Raistlin... He has 24 hours to answer.

Name something that is round.

Ace Protorney
04-02-2012, 03:26 PM
We're an hour away from the halfway point and Raistlin has yet to answer. He has 13 hours to go from this point.

Raistlin
04-02-2012, 03:37 PM
Hey, some people have to sleep.

Anyway, this is a tough question, as there are an infinite amount of random answers. I was considering choosing a sexual answer, but I don't know if Shlup answered the survey. So I'll go with a planet.

Ace Protorney
04-02-2012, 04:36 PM
Yeah, I'm aware. Anyway... Raistlin is answering with planet! Well, they do look round from outer space, so it might be on the board. We'll have to find out if they're also on the board. We want to get some points for the Multiple Scorgasms, so let's see...




http://planets.findthedata.org/sites/default/files/600/media/images/Earth.jpg

Well, here's a satellite view of planet Earth, and it's round... And guess what? It's also on the board! There were a couple planets named like Earth and Mars, so I grouped them together! Yay for our solar system!

Answers.
1. a ball - 10
2. a circle - 6
3. planets - 4
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
Points: 20
Strikes: X

Good job!

Now it's up to Rantz Rantz Revolution! Let's get more points for your team, shall we? You have 24 hours to give me an answer.

Name something that is round.

Rantz
04-02-2012, 04:58 PM
Right, well, it is the internet... I guess boob.

Melissaur
04-02-2012, 05:59 PM
YES! My team Rocks! Go Raistlin~~

Good guess Pontus! Boobs are indeed round!

Ace Protorney
04-02-2012, 06:31 PM
So, Rantz is going with boobs! Well, a nice firm set of boobs are pretty round, so let's find out if they are also on the board! Your team would like to points, so let's see...




http://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2010/10/01/boobies.jpg_1285964119.jpg

Mmmmm, boobs.....

YES! I'm getting multiple scorgasms just by looking at them, and you should too! Why? Because they are on the board... :jokey:

Answers.
1. a ball - 10
2. a circle - 6
3. planets - 4
4.
5.
6. breasts/boobs - 2
7.
8.
Points: 22
Strikes: X

:D:D:D

Okay! Melissaur is back up, and she has 24 hours to give another answer. Go!

Name something that is round.

Melissaur
04-02-2012, 07:41 PM
WOW Go Pontus! Go Boobies!

I'm really sorry team is this is not there but I'm going to go with The Letter O

Ace Protorney
04-02-2012, 07:57 PM
O RLY? Is the letter "O" there for Melissaur? It's round, and shaped like a circle, but it's a letter, so it's different. We'll find out if it's there on the board. If it isn't, that's strike two for Multiple Scorgasms.




http://www.clker.com/cliparts/2/3/2/5/1194984827960120970no.svg.med.png

You see that red O with the line? That means nO, as in NOT ON THE BOARD. Sorry Mel! :(

Answers.
1. a ball - 10
2. a circle - 6
3. planets - 4
4.
5.
6. breasts/boobs - 2
7.
8.
Points: 22
Strikes: XX

Strike two. One more and Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage will take the 22 points away from you with a Steal Attempt.

Next up is Freya. Let's see if she can bring some points for your team.

Jinx
04-02-2012, 08:00 PM
I definitely was one of the people who answered boobs.

Melissaur
04-02-2012, 08:03 PM
>< OH NO I let you all down!

Freya
04-02-2012, 09:23 PM
Oh god Oh god, one strike and we lose it. GIMME A BIT I'll think of something!

Ace Protorney
04-02-2012, 10:20 PM
Give it some thought, but don't be talking with your teammates about possible answers.

Freya
04-03-2012, 12:02 AM
I took a nap instead. Heh. How about Balloon? It's the only thing I can think of. o.o

Ace Protorney
04-03-2012, 12:19 AM
xD You took a nap. Anyway... You're answering with a balloon! They're pretty round so it's acceptable! But... would they be on the board? Let's find out, shall we?




http://blog.shapingyouth.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/red-balloon.jpg




http://deathby1000papercuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/popping-balloon.jpg




http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/231351/large/H6300124-Water_Balloon_Popping-SPL.jpg

There goes your balloon! And with that, your team gets a third strike! So sorry! Now it's up to Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage to make a Steal Attempt! Anyone from that team can answer, provided they discuss possible answers if they choose so.

Here are the answers already on the board.

Answers.
1. a ball - 10
2. a circle - 6
3. planets - 4
4.
5.
6. breasts/boobs - 2
7.
8.
Points: 22
Strikes: XXX


:greenie:

NorthernChaosGod
04-03-2012, 12:24 AM
We can discuss right here, correct? Also, what's the time limit on making a guess?

Jinx
04-03-2012, 12:24 AM
LOL BALLOONS AREN'T ROUND NOOB

Melissaur
04-03-2012, 12:28 AM
That balloon looked pretty round to me O_o

Ace Protorney
04-03-2012, 12:34 AM
We can discuss right here, correct? Also, what's the time limit on making a guess?

Yes, and just don't take too long. I'm giving Steal Attempts 12 hours. If your team doesn't settle on an answer, I'll either use the first suggestion used or let the other team keep their points.

NorthernChaosGod
04-03-2012, 12:41 AM
Alright, I'll throw something out until my teammates can get some suggestions in as well: Shlup's ass or ass in general. There's been only one "perverted" answer and I'd be disappointed if that was it.

Raistlin
04-03-2012, 12:45 AM
This is what happens when you depend on women.

Bubba
04-03-2012, 12:54 AM
As team captain I will put this forward. Man's greatest invention.

The Wheel (or wheels)

How about it, team?

Freya
04-03-2012, 01:10 AM
I'm sorry I let you down team :( At least I got one right? Eh?

Melissaur
04-03-2012, 01:20 AM
It's okay KC. I kinda mucked it up too. Hopefully they won't guess it right.

NorthernChaosGod
04-03-2012, 01:36 AM
With the results being how they are, wheel being up there wouldn't surprise me.

Bubba
04-03-2012, 01:41 AM
Shlup's Ass was a good call though, NCG. I was also thinking Buttholes in general would make the list.

Mr. Proto, our first answer is 'wheel' unless you see any major activity over the next ten hours.

Ace Protorney
04-03-2012, 02:22 AM
So Bubba's team is going to steal using the wheel? It looks like it, so let's find out if this wheel end up successful...




http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/15738/537048-wheel_large.jpg

There's your wheel... And yes! We have ourselves another successful Steal Attempt! This brings Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage closer to Multiple Scorgasms in points! They're still down by two, but anything could happen in the rest of this game!

Answers.
1. a ball - 10
2. a circle - 6
3. planets - 4
4. a baseball - 3
5. an orange - 3
6. breasts/boobs - 2
7. a wheel - 2
8. fat people - 2
Points Earned: 22
Total Points: 32

Score
Multiple Scorgasms: 24
Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage: 22

Nice going! Round 3 will start shortly after awhile, and CBHS will be playing for double points!! Till then, enjoy your break.

Melissaur
04-03-2012, 02:28 AM
An Orange...... OMG I'm going to kill myself. I was going to say that but decided the people of the forums were all sarcastic buggers >:( Congrats Bubba

Jinx
04-03-2012, 02:30 AM
Lol, fat people.

NorthernChaosGod
04-03-2012, 02:31 AM
Lol fat people indeed. I'm just glad we didn't go with anything related to Shlup. :monster:

Bubba
04-03-2012, 02:32 AM
Come hither, my friends. I shall tell you a story of how brains defeated braun. Of how might defeated fright. Of how honour and cam...

Bollocks to that. Top stuff, guys. CBHS are back in the game!!!

Shiny
04-03-2012, 02:36 AM
Yay, Bubba! Good job!

Raistlin
04-03-2012, 02:41 AM
I'm just glad we didn't go with anything related to Shlup. :monster:

Why? "Fat people" is clearly on the board.

Ace Protorney
04-03-2012, 03:15 AM
Okay, our break is over and it's time for...

Round 3

Points are doubled in this round, and I will only mention the question once, so know what it is... Since we're going back to CBHS, Shiny will be going first. There are six possible answers in this round...

Complete: "Eyes on _________."

Answers.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.

Shiny, you have 24 hours to answer. Good luck!

Melissaur
04-03-2012, 03:42 AM
Well poo. I forgot what I even answered for this one xD

Del Murder
04-03-2012, 04:49 AM
I definitely was one of the people who answered boobs.
*hi5*

Ace Protorney
04-03-2012, 09:22 PM
Shiny has six hours remaining to answer. This is just a reminder post.

Ace Protorney
04-04-2012, 03:12 AM
...Okay, by the time I finish posting this, it would be 24 hours, and nothing from Shiny, so that means CBHS will earn their first strike this round! Sorry about that. Still six answers to be given so let's see if Laddy can answer within the next 24 hours.

Answers.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
Points: 0
Strikes: X

NorthernChaosGod
04-04-2012, 03:22 AM
Frak.

Bubba
04-04-2012, 05:43 AM
Come on, team. Can't be giving away cheap strikes.

I'll get on to Laddy, now

Shiny
04-04-2012, 06:50 AM
Oops, sorry bout that.

Next time let me know how long the break is going to be, because I wasn't anticipating coming on yesterday.

Bubba
04-04-2012, 07:29 AM
No worries, Shiny. I won't be able to send reminders for the next week as I'm off to New York. I'll check in every day though.

Good luck, team!

Ace Protorney
04-04-2012, 07:43 AM
Just to point out that even if your team doesn't rack up any point this round, it's still very possible to win.

1) No points earned this round means no points to be stolen.
2) Next round, you can still take away the other teams points to take the lead and earn a trip to the Fifth round!
3) ???
4) PROFIT!

NorthernChaosGod
04-04-2012, 09:46 AM
Let's just throw this round then. :p

Ace Protorney
04-05-2012, 02:11 AM
:p

Laddy has one hour remaining, can he make it online on time tonight? If not, this would be strike two. Hopefully the rest of the team can make up for this and gather some points!

Raistlin
04-05-2012, 02:36 AM
If you guys throw this round, then we'll just throw our round and still win. :p

But that is no fun, so let's get some guesses! There are a few obvious ones this time.

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2012, 02:56 AM
DAMMIT, LADDY. WHERE ARE YOU?! :nonono:

Ace Protorney
04-05-2012, 03:08 AM
Well, it'll be a little too late for him to answer so that's strike two! :(

Answers.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
Points: 0
Strikes: XX

Okay, NCG! You're up next. Hopefully you have an answer. :)

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2012, 03:09 AM
"Final Fantasy"

Final answer.

Ace Protorney
04-05-2012, 03:16 AM
Eyes on Final Fantasy you say? Well, let's get some points in this round!



Yes! You got one for your team! Let's see where it's at on the board...

Answers.
1.
2. Final Fantasy - 10
3.
4.
5.
6.
Points: 20
Strikes: XX


Nice going! Let's see if Værn can continue this! Remember, points are doubled this round, so let's get your team some big points!

Melissaur
04-05-2012, 03:21 AM
Thank Darwin. I don't want to win by default! xD I want to have to try.

Værn
04-05-2012, 03:27 AM
That seemed almost too obvious. I guess the next most obvious choice would be Eyes on Each Other.

Ace Protorney
04-05-2012, 03:32 AM
EoEO seems pretty obvious. Yes, let's see where on the board it's at though...



Answers.
1.
2. Final Fantasy - 10
3.
4. Each Other - 3
5.
6.
Points: 26
Strikes: XX


Nice. Well, Bubbaforever is up next, and hopefully he'll be able to answer. He has 24 hours to go.

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2012, 03:36 AM
Neither of those were the top answer. Wtf? :confused:

Shiny
04-05-2012, 06:29 AM
There is one left more obvious than those. If Bubba guesses that one I already got another. :o

Shattered Dreamer
04-05-2012, 12:17 PM
I'm absolutely dying to play this game!?!?! It's killing me watching you guys not get the top answer to this one!

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2012, 08:37 PM
There is one left more obvious than those. If Bubba guesses that one I already got another. :o

I'm not sure how anything could be more obvious than the name of the website we all go to.

Ace Protorney
04-06-2012, 12:44 AM
We have three hours remaining, and Bubba hasn't been seen online yet. I hope he can make an appearance or his team will earn their third strike.

NorthernChaosGod
04-06-2012, 03:30 AM
Didn't he go to New York or something?

Ace Protorney
04-06-2012, 03:36 AM
We may have rushed the last two players' turns, which is pretty unfortunate for Bubba since he is about to run out of time. This means strike three for the Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage. I'm sorry, but now it's up to the Multiple Scorgasms to make a steal attempt! Melissaur and her teammates will be given 12 hours for any discussions for an answer. Anyone can answer for the team.

Answers.
1.
2. Final Fantasy - 10
3.
4. Each Other - 3
5.
6.
Points: 26
Strikes: XXX

26 points on the line here. If the steal is successful, it's theirs for the taking. If they miss, CBHS keep the points and will take the lead!

NorthernChaosGod
04-06-2012, 03:42 AM
Next time I'm taking 23 hours to answer. :colbert:

Ace Protorney
04-06-2012, 03:44 AM
If there is a next time for you.

Melissaur
04-06-2012, 03:53 AM
Alright team! Let's get this. Anyone have any suggestions? I can think of a couple.

NorthernChaosGod
04-06-2012, 04:49 AM
I hate this game. :doublecolbert:

Rantz
04-06-2012, 11:06 AM
Eyes on You, Eyes on Me, Eyes on Plays, and Eyes on Who are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

I'd go with Eyes on You, as it was rebooted a few days before the surveys were sent out.

Shattered Dreamer
04-06-2012, 03:04 PM
Really?!?! The top answer is so obvious :lol:

Melissaur
04-06-2012, 03:12 PM
OK TEAM I'm with Rantz here. Unless there is any objections?

Ace Protorney
04-06-2012, 03:22 PM
12 hours have passed and no answer have been chosen officially. However, you should consider yourselves lucky if not for Rantz's post. He'll be going with You as your answer.


So...




...

...
















...


But it's a success! You is on the board!

Answers.
1. Me - 12
2. Final Fantasy - 10
3. You - 10
4. Each Other - 3
5. Forgetting Females - 2
6. Your Mom - 2
Points Earned: 26
Total Points: 78

Score:
Multiple Scorgasms: 50
Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage: 22

Okay, we'll be taking a short break before starting the fourth round! Points will be tripled and MS will be up to answer! Let's see if we can get more points earned! :D

Shattered Dreamer
04-06-2012, 04:11 PM
How did nobody get that the top answer was Eyes On Me?

Rantz
04-06-2012, 04:22 PM
It's far from my first association! Personally I don't know what made it so obvious, but I'm probably missing something.

Shattered Dreamer
04-06-2012, 04:28 PM
Maybe I find the association instant given that Final Fantasy VIII is my favourite Final Fantasy but by process of elimination if the top answer isn't Eyes on Final Fantasy then it would be the name of the song. Either way I'm probably building some bad karma for myself in the next game :lol:

Jinx
04-06-2012, 04:42 PM
When I sent in my thing, I said Eyes on Cake.

Shattered Dreamer
04-06-2012, 05:09 PM
When I sent in my thing, I said Eyes on Cake.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Raistlin
04-06-2012, 05:36 PM
Eyes on Me was the obvious answer, followed by Eyes on You. The last two were anyone's guess, though, and would have been tough to get.

Let's go, scorgasms!

Ace Protorney
04-06-2012, 05:54 PM
Indeed. Let's go for it's time for...

Round 4!

Same rules applied here as in the last round. I will only mention the question once. Points are now tripled!!! Freya will be up first, so let's see if she can some points right away! Good luck!

There are six answers on the board.

Name something associated with Final Fantasy.

Answers.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.

24 hours for an answer, Freya.

Shiny
04-06-2012, 11:00 PM
Eyes on Me was the most obvious to me. I was gonna go for Forgetting Females cuz that's the one I put in my survey.

Melissaur
04-07-2012, 01:30 AM
I would not have thought of Eyes on Me. Eyes on You was what I was thinking. But I also thought Eyes on Boobs might be on the board too, knowing these people are pervs :D

Freya
04-07-2012, 01:56 AM
Summons?

Ace Protorney
04-07-2012, 03:05 AM
So Freya is going with summons? Looks like it. Let's see if summons are among those that might be associated with FF.




http://cdn2.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/wirebot/blog/2010/03/ff8-ifrit.jpg

IFRIT SAYS... NO!

Sorry, but summons are not listed in the answer board! Sorry Freya! That's strike one for the scorgasms.

Answers.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
Points: 0
Strikes: X


Okay, fire_of_avalon is up next! She has 24 hours to answer.

Melissaur
04-07-2012, 03:26 AM
WHAT!? Balderdash! How is it NOT up there?

Ace Protorney
04-07-2012, 03:29 AM
It wasn't mentioned enough times to show up on the board.

Freya
04-07-2012, 04:38 AM
What?! That's hella lame!

fire_of_avalon
04-07-2012, 05:25 AM
Magic

Ace Protorney
04-07-2012, 06:47 AM
Looks like foa is going with Magic! If it's on the board, that means points will be earned! Let's hope that it is so we'll have a good game going!




http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/2/20/PalomBlackMagic.jpg

... Well, I'm a little edgy about "magic" as an answer, but it is used primarily by black mages and you know what... I'll go ahead and accept magic only because black mages are on the board!

... so consider this luck of the draw! Only because magic is associated with black mage and black mages are associated with Final Fantasy, as answered by a couple EoFFers on this survey!

Answers.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. black mages - 2
Points: 6
Strikes: X

Still, only just one strike.

Raistlin is up next. He will be given 24 hours to answer.

Raistlin
04-07-2012, 05:29 PM
Why do we always get the open-ended questions? :p

My answer: chocobos.

Del Murder
04-07-2012, 06:12 PM
Proto gave you pity points. :p

Ace Protorney
04-07-2012, 07:37 PM
Looks like Raist is going with the chocobos. They're definitely one of the things brought on from Final Fantasy. Let's see where on the board they would be if its on it...




https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQcn54FmxYb4JlzQhutP7-IShZLfOv1iM0JdiU87Tfb5k1H55oE

Awwww, look how cute that thing is! :love: And you know what? It's also on the board!

Answers.
1. chocobos - 11
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. black mages - 2
Points: 39
Strikes: X


Up next is Rantz Rantz Revolution! 24 hours for you, bro.

Melissaur
04-07-2012, 07:39 PM
Well crap that was going to be my answer. It's what I put on the survey xD

Rantz
04-07-2012, 07:40 PM
Moogles.

Ace Protorney
04-07-2012, 07:46 PM
Moogles! Moogles! Who doesn't love moogles? Let's see where they're located on the board if they're there!




http://fc09.deviantart.net/images2/i/2004/08/1/9/Final_Fantasy_Moogle_Reunion.jpg

So many kinds, and this would be what it's like if they had a reunion party! :moogle:

Answers.
1. chocobos - 11
2. moogles - 11
3.
4.
5.
6. black mages - 2
Points: 72
Strikes: X


Okay, now it's our fearless leader's turn! Melissaur, you have 24 hours.

Melissaur
04-07-2012, 07:50 PM
Cid?

Ace Protorney
04-07-2012, 08:00 PM
Ah! A good answer, Mel. There's a Cid in each Final Fantasy game released, so surely he's also on the board right?




http://leviathyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ff_08b_cid.jpg

Whoa, so many Cids...




http://www.videogamelookalikes.com/pics/cid-final-fantasy-viii-robin-williams.jpg

Ha ha ha ha... he's mocking you because he's telling you that he's not on the board. Sorry Mel. :(

Answers.
1. chocobos - 11
2. moogles - 11
3.
4.
5.
6. black mages - 2
Points: 72
Strikes: XX

That earns you a second strike! :(

Freya is up next! She has 24 hours to answer! :)

Melissaur
04-07-2012, 08:04 PM
D: WHAT!? You people suck ;_; I'm sorry team. I have let you down again....

Freya
04-07-2012, 08:54 PM
Oh crap! Uhhh Uhhhh gimme a bit.

Raistlin
04-07-2012, 09:09 PM
My team is apparently too focused on their own scorgasms instead of on earning points.

Freya
04-07-2012, 09:34 PM
Airships? Uggh I suck at this game xD

Ace Protorney
04-07-2012, 10:04 PM
Airships? Airships?! AIRSHIPS!!?

Well, let's see... Are airships on the board for the Multiple Scorgasms to continue, or will this be strike three and would the Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage make a successful Steal Attempt or not?




http://www.expertmultimedia.com/protoarmor/gamepage/images/ff3-6j-airship-terra-hair.jpg

There are airships in the games, but they are not on the board. That's strike three!

XXX

Answers.
1. chocobos - 11
2. moogles - 11
3.
4.
5.
6. black mages - 2
Points: 72
Strikes: XXX

Okay! CBHS are up, and they get 12 hours for the team to discuss any possible answers to use to steal the 72 points and take the lead! Remember, anyone on the team can answer if they feel confident enough. Go!

NorthernChaosGod
04-07-2012, 10:33 PM
Alright team, we need these damn points.

Thoughts for possible answers:
boss battles
level grinding
mini-games
specific characters (Cloud, Sephiroth, etc.)

Melissaur
04-07-2012, 10:35 PM
Crap :( Good work team! We tried

Raistlin
04-07-2012, 10:51 PM
This is what happens when you have women in leadership positions. Not even the manly duo of Rantz and me could save us.

Melissaur
04-07-2012, 10:57 PM
>:O This is not my fault. There is a Cid in every game so I assumed it would be there. And REALLY Summons should have been too.

Ace Protorney
04-07-2012, 11:48 PM
Only one answered with Cid and Summons in the survey each. Don't blame me for how the surveys were answered.

Melissaur
04-08-2012, 12:09 AM
Good thing I never blamed you :p

Freya
04-08-2012, 01:36 AM
I dont' like Wesley being on our team. He's mean :colbert:

Raistlin
04-08-2012, 01:52 AM
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/raistlinmdbanner.png

:love: jk jk, we had open-ended questions, which are tough to finish after the few obvious answers.

Ace Protorney
04-08-2012, 03:58 AM
Six hours on remaining for the steal attempt! Make it snappy, so we can get to the final round! The other two teams are waiting to play!

NorthernChaosGod
04-08-2012, 10:43 AM
Man, how long is left? No one has said anything. If no one comes in with something, let's go with boss battles.

Ace Protorney
04-08-2012, 10:48 AM
Okay, 12 hours have past and this steal attempt has taken the team too long to come up with an official answer to use. Since NCG came up with several suggestions, I will use boss battles as CBHS's answer.

Well, boss battles are a staple in FF games, so it would be logical to have them on the board? Let's see if this attempt is a success!




http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BE3ZRuGXEwU/TjMof7C-deI/AAAAAAAAG_4/rEmstSSrX0o/s1600/owa-87443_2.jpg

Here is a boss battle with Jenova from FF7, but sadly it's not on the board, so this steal was not successful! Multiple Scorgasms will keep their 72 points this round and will keep the lead to go to the final round! Yay!

Answers.
1. chocobos - 11
2. moogles - 11
3. big swords - 9
4. crystals - 3
5. villains - 3
6. black mages - 2
Points Earned: 72
Total Points: 117

Score:
Multiple Scorgasms: 167
Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage: 22

Nice game, CBHS, unfortunately, this is the end for your team. MS will now have a crack at the fifth round, FAST MONEY! They will need to select a player to answer 5 questions to earn as much points as possible. They will also have a chance to double or triple their points determined by how many top answers they give out.

0-1 top answers. Singled.
2-3 top answers. Doubled!!
4-5 top answers. Tripled!!!

Okay Multiple Scorgasms, find a player to answer for the final round!

NorthernChaosGod
04-08-2012, 10:54 AM
I think boss battles are closer to villains than magic is to black mages. :colbert:

I blame my team for everything.

I Don't Need A Name
04-08-2012, 12:17 PM
I would blame the people who took the survey! How is 'Villains' a staple of Final Fantasy games? It's a staple of EVERY game. Cids and Airships are far stronger candidates for being on the board (Big swords is also pretty tenuous, given that that only really counts Clouds and Zidanes double edged ones, because the rest of the swords are proportionate)

Jinx
04-08-2012, 01:03 PM
^Lol, Gunblade much? Sephiroth's Masamune? Auron's sword?

Shattered Dreamer
04-08-2012, 01:03 PM
I'm pretty sure I was one of the 9 people who answered "big swords" to that question :lol:

I Don't Need A Name
04-08-2012, 01:15 PM
^Lol, Gunblade much? Sephiroth's Masamune? Auron's sword?

How small do you think swords are? The gunblade and Auron's weapon are maybe a little wider than standard swords, but they fit the size of two handed swords. And the Masamune isn't originally from FF anyway, it's part of a legend.

Ace Protorney
04-08-2012, 01:21 PM
It doesn't matter, more people thought big swords were more associated with Final Fantasy than Cid, or airships.

Raistlin
04-08-2012, 05:15 PM
"Swords" would have been my next guess, but the last two are really random. Summons, airships, and Cid were much more applicable. I do worry about some of the people who take this survey.

Well, we made it, but not because we deserved to win. The other team giving away the game with multiple strikes for being late plus some strange survey answers saved us. We will have to do better.

So, MS team, who do we want to do "fast money"?

Del Murder
04-08-2012, 05:30 PM
Crystals would have been my guess, actually. It's a pretty recognizable icon of FF!

Rantz
04-08-2012, 06:10 PM
I vote Raist does Fast Money. He has a good record in Ciddies predictions - this is pretty much the same thing. I have a good record too, but I'm Swedish.

Melissaur
04-08-2012, 06:25 PM
I also vote Raistlin too!

Raistlin
04-08-2012, 06:32 PM
I think I screwed the pooch in the last Ciddies predictions, so that may not be the best example. xD But ok, I'll do Fast Money. Cram Bring it, Proto!

Ace Protorney
04-08-2012, 06:34 PM
Okay, looks like Raistlin will take "Fast Money" for his team. I will now give you five questions from the survey and you are to provide me answers for them. Then when you answered, I will give out points, and by how many top answers you give, I may double or triple your points in Fast Money.

Are you ready Raist?

Fast Money

1. Name something you can find in a bedroom.
2. Name a yellow fruit.
3. Name the oddest flavor of ice cream.
4. Name a city located in Europe.
5. How much you would pay to tip your server.

Raistlin
04-08-2012, 06:49 PM
1. Name something you can find in a bedroom.

Bed. (I answered naughty toys, but the voters are lame)

2. Name a yellow fruit.

Banana. (The atheist's worst nightmare! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4) AAAAHHH!)

3. Name the oddest flavor of ice cream.

Fuck if I know. Uh... Bacon. Because we always talk about bacon-flavored everything around here (which is fine, as bacon is glorious).

4. Name a city located in Europe.

London.

5. How much you would pay to tip your server.

15%

Ace Protorney
04-08-2012, 07:01 PM
Going with the safe answers for pretty much the entire Fast Money round? Let's see how many points this will earn your team!

1. You went with bed. It is worth 26 points and is the top answer!
2. You went with banana. It is worth 22 points and is the top answer!
3. You went with bacon. It is worth no points.
4. You went with London. It is worth 6 points.
5. You went with 15%. It is worth 14 points and is the top answer!

You have three top answers guessed, so your points will be doubled!!
Points: 136

Score:
Multiple Scorgasms: 303
Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage: 22

Multiple Scorgasms have also earned a trip to the third game! They will be facing against the winner of Game 2 which might be Team Awesome or Agent Proto's Long Lost Cousins.

That's the end of Game 1! I hope you guys enjoyed it, so enjoy the rest of the day. Game 2 will start tomorrow.

Freya
04-08-2012, 07:03 PM
Man we rule :cool: GOOD JOB WES!

Raistlin
04-08-2012, 07:17 PM
*has multiple scorgasms*

I can live with that. What was the top answer for the ice cream question?

Ace Protorney
04-08-2012, 07:18 PM
We'll find out when all three games are over and done.

Melissaur
04-08-2012, 07:18 PM
YES! Go Raist! :love:

Rantz
04-08-2012, 07:31 PM
Nice job!

Jinx
04-08-2012, 07:31 PM
15%? Damn EoFF. You guys are shitty tippers.

Melissaur
04-08-2012, 07:45 PM
I answered 20 I think. But I never tip less than 5 regardless of the price. So I tip $5 or 20% whichever is more

Del Murder
04-08-2012, 08:14 PM
Tipping by % is dumb. How much more work is it to bring out my $30 steak than it is to bring my $8 burger?

I Don't Need A Name
04-08-2012, 08:19 PM
What's more annoying is when places put mandatory tips onto the bill. I will tip if I wish to. I will not be happy if you actually force me to tip by adding a 20% labour fee, or whatever crap they call it these days. Especially when the meal was expensive!

Jinx
04-08-2012, 08:24 PM
^Servers aren't the ones who control that.

Ace Protorney
04-08-2012, 08:41 PM
Let's take a look at the board for #5 if you guys are curious about the answers for that question.

How much you would pay to tip your server.
1. 15% - 14
2. $5 - 6
3. Nothing - 5
4. 20% - 4
5. 10% - 3
6. $1 - 3
7. $2 - 3
8. 25% - 2

I Don't Need A Name
04-08-2012, 08:54 PM
^Servers aren't the ones who control that.

Yeah I know, doesn't make it right though.

Ace Protorney
04-09-2012, 04:39 AM
Game 2 is here! Before we get to the first round, we will need to see which team will go first.

First off, let's take a look at our two teams facing each other in this game. Team Awesome and Agent Proto's Long Lost Cousins. The winner of this game will be facing against Multiple Scorgasms in Game 3.

Team Awesome
1. Jiro
2. Jentleness
3. DK
4. Shattered Dreamer
5. Uncle Big Hands

Agent Proto's Long Lost Cousins
1. Psychotic
2. fierytempest
3. Sephex
4. Del Murder
5. I Don't Need A Name

Okay team leaders, Jiro and Psychotic, you both will be answering in the Quick Answer round.

Whoever is closest to the actual Userid # without being over gets it. Give me the Userid # of the EoFFer that sent out their survey first.

Jinx
04-09-2012, 01:47 PM
Shouldn't you change the thread title, as to not confuse people? :)

Ace Protorney
04-09-2012, 01:49 PM
That would be a great idea if I can change my own thread titles. Maybe one of the staffers playing can do that for me.

Jiro
04-09-2012, 03:41 PM
20001

Psychotic
04-09-2012, 04:44 PM
1

Ace Protorney
04-09-2012, 04:49 PM
Hahahahaha, Psy is going with 1, believing that Jiro would be over the Userid of the person that responded to the surveys first...

And it looks like he chose right, as the Userid is 16811, which would make Jiro's guess of 20001 over! (BTW, that Userid belongs to Pike!) Agent Proto's Long Lost Cousins will go first in Round 1!

Round One

Psychotic will be going first, since he is team leader after all. There are eight answers on the board for this. Good luck team!

Name an occupation that begins with "L".

Answers.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

You have 24 hours to answer, Psy.

Del Murder
04-09-2012, 04:52 PM
What the crap kind of question is that? Everyone else gets something related to EoFF or FF and we get this?

Oh well, I have faith in our team. Psychotic will lead us to glory!

Psychotic
04-09-2012, 04:57 PM
GO COUSINS. We will come round our main man's house tonight and dine on his succulent fruits.

Anyway, Jeff, please can you show me...

LAWYER!

Ace Protorney
04-09-2012, 05:07 PM
What the crap kind of question is that? Everyone else gets something related to EoFF or FF and we get this?

Round Two of Game 1 wasn't related to EoFF or FF at all. :)

Anyway, Psy is going with the lawyer as his answer to start things off. Hope this would be a good start for his team, so let's see where on the board the lawyer would be...




http://download.minitokyo.net/Ace.Attorney.206872.jpg

Phoenix Wright is a lawyer and he's pointing his finger to show that he's....

#1!

Answers.
1. Lawyer - 11
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
Points: 11


Good good. Next up is fierytempest. She has 24 hours to answer.

Name an occupation that begins with "L".

Jinx
04-09-2012, 05:21 PM
A lot of EoFFers like to read soooo...


Librarian!

Ace Protorney
04-09-2012, 05:33 PM
Yes, that is quite true. EoFF is full of eggheads that enjoy reading, and what better occupation for book enthusiasts than a librarian? Let's see where they might be on the board...




http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4C_tSMqS810/S2GjTHI95-I/AAAAAAAAFLY/zdaqK_EJ3VY/s400/conan,+conan+the+librarian,+weird+al,+atheism.jpg

Conan the Librarian approves!

Answers.
1. Lawyer - 11
2. Librarian - 6
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
Points: 17

17 points gained so far! And no strikes for the Long Lost Cousins I may have.

Okay, now we're turning to Del Murder Sephex. He has 24 hours.

Name an occupation that begins with "L".

Edit: Sorry, got the order mixed up in my head. Sephex is up.

Jinx
04-09-2012, 05:37 PM
*fist bumps Psy*

We got this, brah.

Jiro
04-09-2012, 05:40 PM
I missed the part where it said don't go over. Whoops. ff_doodah you have let me down again!

Sephex
04-09-2012, 06:01 PM
Lifeguard.

Ace Protorney
04-09-2012, 06:41 PM
Lifeguard is one of the jobs that Julian had, isn't it? Well, it could be there on the board, so let's find out where!




http://blog.silive.com/entertainment_impact_recreation/2009/01/medium_1-22lifeguard.jpg

Acting all cool and such, the lifeguard is indeed there!

Answers.
1. Lawyer - 11
2. Librarian - 6
3.
4.
5.
6. Lifeguard - 2
7.
8.
Points: 19

Only worth 2 points though!

Okay, now it's Del Murder's turn to go. 24 hours for him.

Name an occupation that begins with "L".

Del Murder
04-09-2012, 06:57 PM
Back in my TGA days I played a character named Del Lumberjack. It's only fitting that I use that as my answer here. Plus we have some Canadians here and there's not much else to do in Canada but chop down trees.

Show me Lumberjack!

(PS if Logger is there you better give it to us since that's basically the same thing and also starts with L.)

Ace Protorney
04-09-2012, 07:36 PM
Oh, I remember Del Lumberjack! Back when I was a bit active at tGA. Good times. 8-)




http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/c/cc/Lumberjack.png

Lumberjacks are strong. Lumberjacks have a glorious beard. Lumberjacks wear red and black plaids. Lumberjacks carry a huge axe. Lumberjacks are also on the board!

Answers.
1. Lawyer - 11
2. Librarian - 6
3. Lumberjack - 5
4.
5.
6. Lifeguard - 2
7.
8.
Points: 24

Perfect so far!

And now we're down to I Don't Need A Name! He has 24 hours to answer.

Name an occupation that begins with "L".

Del Murder
04-09-2012, 07:38 PM
Woo!

Melissaur
04-09-2012, 08:00 PM
You are on a roll!

Sephex
04-09-2012, 08:10 PM
I'm just glad that I didn't get a strike, myself. I had terrible sleep and answered during the last minute of my lunch break at work.

Psychotic
04-09-2012, 08:28 PM
I'm struggling to think of any more L jobs that aren't redonkyouluss.

Del Murder
04-09-2012, 08:36 PM
I can only think of 1 more, but it's a stretch. The rest are probably random.

Jinx
04-09-2012, 08:38 PM
I can think of a couple, but I see them as unlikely.

Ace Protorney
04-10-2012, 06:34 AM
We're an hour away from the 12 hour mark! I Don't Need A Name has 13 hours to show up or else the Long Lost Cousins I never had will end up with their first strike!

Psychotic
04-10-2012, 10:06 AM
ANDREW :argh:

I Don't Need A Name
04-10-2012, 01:08 PM
Calm your passions Paul, I'm here!

Err...I'll go with Landlord!

Del Murder
04-10-2012, 02:43 PM
That was the one I was thinking of. I have no idea what else can be there!

Bubba
04-10-2012, 04:43 PM
Apologies to my team for my absence towards the end of Game 1. I had problems accessing Wifi from my phone in NYC. Congrats to Multiple Scorgasms for their win though. I'll make sure all our guys are on it for our next game!

Best of luck to the teams in Game 2

Ace Protorney
04-10-2012, 04:59 PM
Okay, looks like IDNAN is going with the landlord. Yeah, I hope they're on the board, or else we all have to pay rent early!




http://vietnamfreelancer.info/images/landlord.jpg

Pay up bitch! What, are you saying that you can't? Well, that earns you a strike!

X

Answers.
1. Lawyer - 11
2. Librarian - 6
3. Lumberjack -5
4.
5.
6. Lifeguard - 2
7.
8.
Points: 24
Strikes: X

Only one strike guys! Let's see if we can get the rest of the answers!

Okay, we're going back to Psychotic! He has 24 hours to answer.

Name an occupation that begins with "L".

Psychotic
04-10-2012, 05:22 PM
This is where tit is going to get silly. Nothing to do but take a stab in the dark and hope for the best. Once more unto the breach dear friends:

Jeff, show me... LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER!

:shobon:

Ace Protorney
04-10-2012, 05:55 PM
Lighthouse keeper, eh?




http://www.lighthouse.net.au/lights/SA/South%20Neptune%20Island/Neptune%20Island%20Keeper%20naa%201.jpg

... Unfortunately no. A good guess, if you're stuck in the early times when lighthouses were in heavy use and needed to be kept maintenance regularly. That's strike two!

X

Answers.
1. Lawyer - 11
2. Librarian - 6
3. Lumberjack -5
4.
5.
6. Lifeguard - 2
7.
8.
Points: 24
Strikes: XX

Okay, fierytempest is up next! She has 24 hours to make or break this round for her team!

Name an occupation that begins with "L".

Jinx
04-10-2012, 06:04 PM
Um....hm.

.....crap.

Ace Protorney
04-10-2012, 06:14 PM
A lyricist is another term for songwriter, I believe. That's a nice occupation to go for if you strive to become a musician who writes their own songs.




http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dmc0069l.jpg

Well... that certainly sucks.

Strike 3!

Answers.
1. Lawyer - 11
2. Librarian - 6
3. Lumberjack -5
4.
5.
6. Lifeguard - 2
7.
8.
Points: 24
Strikes: XXX

Okay! That's the third strike for Agent Proto's Long Lost Cousins! It's now time to see if Team Awesome can successfully steal the points away, or will APLLC keep their points?

Team Awesome have 12 hours to possibly discuss what to answer with, and anyone can answer for the team.

Go!


Edit: fierytempest tried to change her answer from Lyricist to Lunch Lady within the last second, but I have caught her original answer before she could do so. Either way, Lyricist and Lunch Lady are both not on the board. Also, don't try to cheat by changing or removing answers after you post.

:greenie:

Shattered Dreamer
04-10-2012, 06:47 PM
Locksmith would be my guess but it's your team Jiro

Edit: Lecturer too possibly

Jiro
04-10-2012, 09:35 PM
Locksmith was on my list of potential answers and I have confidence in Shattered Dreamer. Gotta bet big if you want to win big. :aimsun:

Mr Agent Proto sir, Team Awesome would like to guess Locksmith for a chance to steal those punk ass motherfuckers' points. If this is a fail then I will take full responsibility!

Ace Protorney
04-10-2012, 09:43 PM
A locksmith sounds like a good answer. It's certainly an occupation that begins with "L" and you can unlock locks and repair keys. Let's take a look if it's on the board for the steal!




http://www.santamonica-locksmith.com/City%20Locksmith/locks.jpg

Howdy! It's a success! You've unlocked the board to steal away the points! The 24 points now belong to Team Awesome!

Answers.
1. Lawyer - 11
2. Librarian - 6
3. Lumberjack - 5
4. Landscaper - 3
5. Linguist - 3
6. Lifeguard - 2
7. Locksmith - 2
8. Lover - 2 (wtf guys. Is lover even an occupation?)
Points Earn: 24
Total Points: 34

Score:
Team Awesome: 24
Agent Proto's Long Lost Cousins: 0

Round Two will start after this short break! Feel free to discuss and whatnot for the time being,

:D

Jiro
04-10-2012, 09:45 PM
FUCK YES SHATTERED DREAMER IT'S ALL YOU BROTHER YOU CARRY THIS TEAM OH MAN

Raistlin
04-10-2012, 09:46 PM
Locksmith and landscaper were the two I was thinking of. I would have never guessed linguist or lover.

Good job, Jiro. Show 'em how it's done!

Jinx
04-10-2012, 09:49 PM
Goddamnit I almost said Linguist.

Shattered Dreamer
04-10-2012, 10:11 PM
Ahhhhhh yeah :bigsmile:

Jiro
04-10-2012, 11:37 PM
Good job, Jiro. Show 'em how it's done!
I assembled Team Awesome purely because I have no smurfing idea how it's done :exdee: But I will accept your praise graciously for we are, of course, Team Awesome and that's how we roll.

Goddamnit I almost said Linguist.

You almost said everything sweetheart :greenie:

Del Murder
04-10-2012, 11:47 PM
Linguist was one of the random ones I thought might be there. And I had a feeling someone else put Lover. :aimkiss:

Locksmith was a good guess for the steal though.

Ace Protorney
04-10-2012, 11:50 PM
Okay, it's time for another exciting round of the Feud!

Round 2

Team Awesome are up, and we'll be starting with Jiro! You have 24 hours to answer There are 7 answers on the board. Let's see if we can clear the board!

Name an EoFFer you can find chatting at #eoff.

Answers.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.

Jiro
04-11-2012, 12:28 AM
Let's start with the ever beautiful glitter minx, ​Fujiko!

Ace Protorney
04-11-2012, 12:58 AM
Oh yes! Fujiko is a good answer to start with! She's definitely among the many that frequent the chatroom! Let's see where on the board she would be!



http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar17209_52.gif

Wait a minute... this isn't right. Why isn't she on the board?

X

Not starting this round off with a bang. Sorry Jiro. Fujiko is not on the board.

Answers.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
Points: 0
Strikes: X


Okay, Jentleness is up! She has 24 hours to answer.

Name an EoFFer you can find chatting at #eoff.

Jentleness
04-11-2012, 01:54 AM
I choose Melissaur :hello:

Ace Protorney
04-11-2012, 02:22 AM
Melissaur is a good answer! She's almost always chatting at #eoff. Let's see if she's on the board. Would be great, right?



http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar32545_28.gif

Mel is there, and she's on the board at number 1!

Answers.
1. Melissaur - 9
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
Points: 9
Strikes: X

Good job Jen! :)

Looks like my man DK is up next. He has 24 hours to answer!

Name an EoFFer you can find chatting at #eoff.

Jiro
04-11-2012, 03:00 AM
No Fujiko? Who the fuck answered this survey? You are all mutants. Sorry team :shobon: I can't believe I let you down already! :(

Also has anyone heard from DK lately? D: