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Parker
03-31-2012, 01:19 AM
Hello.

I'm moderately - highly intoxicated.

I tried reading latest forum drama. I Don't understand it. too intoxicated. i wish foa more than luck, but i dont know why. good luck foa.

I can however type. Last time i was drunk posting i was requesting Fluffy Puff to be re-enabled. I'm posting in glorious pink right now, so i must have nothing to fight for. uhm.....free kevin?

This topic is for talking about things. talk. about things. when i sober up i'll apologise/ignore this.

thanks

your friendly neighbourhood parkerman

Jiro
03-31-2012, 02:26 AM
omg i'm drunk too

krissy
03-31-2012, 02:27 AM
i like parkers new avatar

also i am the drunkest

straight x edge x 4 x lyfe


edit:

wait has he had that avatar forever? and i just realized its an upside down tonberry? andused to think it was a weird pig wearing sunglasses?

ok

Parker
03-31-2012, 02:31 AM
i had a better upside down tonberry but psychotic changed it to a pic of raistlin or someone and then i had to find a new tonberyy. i was sad/ my old tonberry owned. he is gone now/

rip

Parker
03-31-2012, 02:32 AM
p.s make me admin

Pike
03-31-2012, 02:39 AM
I'm too lazy to go buy anything intoxicating so I'm drinking Chocolate Milk instead

I'm so hip

Parker
03-31-2012, 02:41 AM
chocolate milk owns but i mean posting drun isnt "hip" either

Raistlin
03-31-2012, 02:42 AM
I went drinking last night, and because I'm old and lame, that means I'm staying in tonight.

krissy: haha, I can totally see the pig now.

krissy
03-31-2012, 02:45 AM
username should be Porker

amirite

Parker
03-31-2012, 02:47 AM
im sure ive suggested this at some point

i cant see the pig



sometimes i try to post immediately after bubba cos he has the same avatar and i want people reading to be temporarily confused

Parker
03-31-2012, 02:49 AM
A pig is a jolly companion,
Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt --
A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale,
Though mountains may topple and tilt.
When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you,
When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig,
Though you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover,
You'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig,
You'll never go wrong with a pig!


Bit of pynchon for ya. pigs own and tom pynchon knew it. literature owns. read books. peace.

Bunny
03-31-2012, 05:41 AM
I am not drunk because I have nothing to drink and I cannot spend anymore money until April.

Shiny
03-31-2012, 05:52 AM
Also not drunk, because I'm poor, but mostly because I want to clean my room and I'd prefer to be sober doing that. Pigs are strangely cute. I wanted one, but my dad said no so we got an English Bulldog instead. Close enough.

Pike
03-31-2012, 05:57 AM
I've got a guinea pig! Does that count?

NeoTifa
03-31-2012, 05:59 AM
That's 2 things in common now. :D

I wished I was intoxicated, but unfortunately I have to work. You lucky bastards drink one for me.