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04-01-2012, 10:16 PM
Post to make yourself more attractive!

I have a penis so large that Cubans use it as a bridge to sneak into America.

leader of mortals
04-01-2012, 10:38 PM
I'm a caring, intelligent guy who really only wishes to make people's lives better, I am absolutely faithful, I have a good sense of humor, I love to cuddle, and I like to think that I look okay, at least.

Oh, wait, was this thread supposed to be less mature? Shit, I meant to say that I have a big penis. It's very big. Like, really big. And stuff.

04-01-2012, 10:45 PM
Watch more My Little Ponies. That makes the pussy roll in mad style.

04-01-2012, 10:47 PM
My Dick is so big I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

My Dick is so big it wont' return Speilberg's Calls.

My Dick is so big it was once thrown over by a military Coup. It is now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

There was once a movie called Godzilla Vs. My Dick.

My Dick is so big it's only seen my balls in pictures.

My dick is so big, when it rains the head doesn't get wet.

My Dick is so big, Stephen Hawlkings has a Theory about it.

04-01-2012, 10:55 PM
I'm huge in Japan.

04-01-2012, 10:56 PM
all'ya all scrubs
a big dick don't pay the bills

04-01-2012, 11:03 PM
Male prostitution.

My Genitals are so large I use them as a form of transportation. I can bounce higher than the hulk can jump.

04-01-2012, 11:16 PM
My penis is of appropriate size and proportion and will not split a woman in half upon insertion.

04-02-2012, 12:23 AM
Us ladies prefer not to have our cervices punctured.

Anyway this is not girl talk. This is penis talk.