Whats the deal with women

[blackmage_nuke]

Whats with that weird way you hold your books crossed over your chest?

And whats with always wanting to stop and ask for directions? Learn to read a map!

And dont get me started on toilet seats, just look down before you sit!

[Jessweeee♪]

It just makes more sense to have the toilet seat down.

<table><tr><td></td><th>Peeing</th><th>Pooping</th></tr><tr><th>Men</th><td>Up</td><td>Down</td></tr><tr><th>Women</th><td>Down</td><td>Down</td></tr></table>

See, you need to have it down like, most of the time.

[Peegee]

i pee a thousand times a day. i only need to poop once a day.

so the toilet seat goes up. it also lets me wander around in the bathroom in pitch black and pee without causing a mess (i don't need to see to get it in the bowl - jelly?)

funny - i've never sat on a toilet with the seat up. just look down.

[blackmage_nuke]

But we pee more than we poop!

edit:what pg said

[Jessweeee♪]

That goes for women too though. So the toilet seat still needs to be down more often than up :confused:

[blackmage_nuke]

It depends on the male to female ratio of the household, but even if there are like three men and one woman she will still bitch and moan.

Not to mention in a one male one female household after the female is finished the probability she will go again before the male should be less than the probability the male will go and need to pee. She should put the seat up if she wants me to put it down

[NeoTifa]

That's right. And the sooner you learn your place, the sooner the bitching will reduce slightly.





;)

[blackmage_nuke]

I know my place, i can read a map. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WANT TO STOP FOR DIRECTIONS!

[NeoTifa]

I never stop. I am an expert navigator. I have a shiny badge to prove it.

[Bunny]

Solution: Men should sit down and pee too. It's good for the soul.

[NeoCracker]

I just bought an astronaut suit.

[Freya]

As women, we're always right. So we're always int he right to say, "put the toilet seat down." It doesn't make sense to you? Too bad. Seat down :colbert:

[blackmage_nuke]

Hey I tried to compromise, but apparently peeing in the sink is bad ettiquite

[NorthernChaosGod]

Not only does it actually need to be up more often than down, but it's easier to put it down than to lift it up. So suck it.

[Freya]

Why does it need to be up more than down? Did you not see Jessweeee's chart? 3/4 times it needs to be down. We pee a lot just like you! NCG is wrong, again. You're not a girl anyway, what are you guys doing in the girly forum! Shoo shoo!

[Goldenboko]

Women are stupid and I don't respect them. That's right, I just have sex with them. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM)

[krissy]

the real reason for why it should be down is:

1) flushing releases crap and piss particles into the air in vapor bubbles

2) when the water is left to its own devices over time, it will evaporate and settle into the nearby walls and carpets, causing growths of all sorts.

[Ultima Shadow]

Guys, guys! If they tell you to keep the seat down, just keep the seat down... while peeing... and pee on the freaking seat. That'll show them for sure!

[fire_of_avalon]

Here's a better question. Why can't most dudes aim into the bowl with the seat down? I have never understood this at all. I'm pretty sure my father never raised the seat ever to pee. Or hardly ever. Or maybe he was just really good about putting it down and not drowning his daughters.

[Laddy]

Here's a better question. Why can't most dudes aim into the bowl with the seat down? I have never understood this at all. I'm pretty sure my father never raised the seat ever to pee. Or hardly ever. Or maybe he was just really good about putting it down and not drowning his daughters.
They fail a Dexterity Check.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why does it need to be up more than down? Did you not see Jessweeee's chart? 3/4 times it needs to be down. We pee a lot just like you! NCG is wrong, again. You're not a girl anyway, what are you guys doing in the girly forum! Shoo shoo!

That's three out of four situations it needs to be down, not that it needs to be down 75% of the time. I'm sorry if math is hard for you, because you're a girl.

[Pheesh]

Here's a better question. Why can't most dudes aim into the bowl with the seat down? I have never understood this at all. I'm pretty sure my father never raised the seat ever to pee. Or hardly ever. Or maybe he was just really good about putting it down and not drowning his daughters.

You have no idea what a stream of pee looks like at 6:30am, do you?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Okay, I've had retail, hell hole jobs. I've had to clean some ladies restrooms in my time. Question time.

WHY were there always a billion tiny pieces of toilet paper around the toilets when I went to clean? Is it part of your nesting instinct?

WHY can't hygiene products go in the little trash cans provided for you?? At least put them in some sort of trash can. Finding them on the floor is deplorable.

HOW do ladies manage to get pee on the seat?? (I've seen this one with room mates as well :| )

[NeoTifa]

Some bitches hover. It's weird.

[Bunny]

Women pee only one way. Men have nine ways - Imgur (http://imgur.com/gallery/P2h2O)

[NorthernChaosGod]

What doesn't make sense to me is that even with the seat down, there's a huge fucking hole. Like, if you guys can't make it in, start holding your wang or something.

You hold it. :colbert:

[Shlup]

Women pee only one way. Men have nine ways - Imgur (http://imgur.com/gallery/P2h2O)

Yes, women only pee one way...

Seat and lid go down. Close the fucking toilet, you animals.

[nik0tine]

I've found women actually piss on the seat far more frequently than men. Whenever I lift up the seat after a woman has used it I always see a handful of urine droplets cascading about the underside of the lid. Women don't know that this happens, however, because they never lift up the seat.

Also, this:

the real reason for why it should be down is:

1) flushing releases crap and piss particles into the air in vapor bubbles

2) when the water is left to its own devices over time, it will evaporate and settle into the nearby walls and carpets, causing growths of all sorts.

[Shiny]

Yeah...I felt the need to share this. One time I had a milkshake and it made my poop smell good. My boyfriend was confused and freaked out by this. He's like, "Why does my bathroom smell amazing?"

That's my poop, bish. You're welcome.