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Jinx
04-02-2012, 03:58 PM
Wow, this guy is really the saviour of womankind! He knows were a woman is supposed to be--behind her man!

Ladies, we need to go back to the life God meant for us: cooking, cleaning, popping out 15 kids, and making our man's life better, because he is our life and our sole purpose is to make him happy.

And none of that heathen liberal stuff in the bedroom. Let your man be on top like he's supposed to, and don't think about orgasming, because lady orgasms make Jesus cry.

Hollycat
04-02-2012, 04:01 PM
Good, now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

Peegee
04-02-2012, 04:22 PM
I'm actually pretty surprised at reports that a lot of women voted for Newt Gingrich.

but if I were to keep talking I would make EoFF into fb's /pg/ forum, and that's not a good idea.

krissy
04-02-2012, 04:24 PM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1uwrg7uj21r80210o1_500.jpg

Raistlin
04-02-2012, 06:05 PM
Voters Slowly Realizing Santorum Believes Every Deranged Word That Comes Out Of His Mouth | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/articles/voters-slowly-realizing-santorum-believes-every-de,27518/)

Peegee
04-02-2012, 06:16 PM
too bad it's the onion - santorum is still # 2

Mister Adequate
04-02-2012, 07:25 PM
I'm not an American voter but I'll be telling my girlfriend she's to vote for Rick Santorum, as is proper.

Sephex
04-02-2012, 07:29 PM
I like to think Santorum breaks down and cries each time he masturbates, furiously punching himself in the balls saying, "Dear Lord, I'm so sorry!" He then blows off excess steam saying racist stuff on Xbox live with the filter on that makes you sound like a 12 year old boy.

Peegee
04-02-2012, 07:44 PM
I'm not an American voter but I'll be telling my girlfriend she's to vote for Rick Santorum, as is proper.

she's going to vote for obama just to troll the hell out of me.

I'm already inhaling in preparation for epic FFUUUUUUUUUU

Bunny
04-02-2012, 07:54 PM
I'm not an American voter but I'll be telling my girlfriend she's to vote for Rick Santorum, as is proper.

It's ironic that women voting for Santorum will lose the right to vote if Santorum is elected.

Shlup
04-02-2012, 10:21 PM
Lately I've been feeling like every orgasm I have is a political protest.

fire_of_avalon
04-04-2012, 12:52 AM
Lately I've been feeling like every orgasm I have is a political protest.
I'm gonna start having three a day for justice and the American way.

Peegee
04-04-2012, 04:32 PM
Lately I've been feeling like every orgasm I have is a political protest.
I'm gonna start having three a day for justice and the American way.

can I help?

DMKA
04-04-2012, 08:38 PM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1uwrg7uj21r80210o1_500.jpg
How very befitting.

Jinx
04-04-2012, 08:42 PM
I think we're all waiting for the moment when we find out Rick Santorum is having a gay affair.

Sephex
04-05-2012, 12:12 AM
"Rick Santorum" (http://youtu.be/js3BYcHmBhE)

lol'd pretty ****ing hard here.

DMKA
04-05-2012, 12:37 AM
"Rick Santorum" (http://youtu.be/js3BYcHmBhE)

lol'd pretty ****ing hard here.

I don't get it...it's just Santorum talking like he normally does.

Sephex
04-05-2012, 12:44 AM
Can't tell if serious...

NeoTifa
04-05-2012, 02:28 AM
I think that's the joke....

Sephex
04-05-2012, 02:56 AM
It probably is, but I have seen people who think it is real, and it is difficult for me to identify tone through text at times...

DMKA
04-05-2012, 04:46 AM
It probably is, but I have seen people who think it is real, and it is difficult for me to identify tone through text at times...

To clarify, yes, I was being facetious.

But I can see how someone who was unaware of him could think its real. :p

Shlup
04-06-2012, 03:22 AM
"I puked on the pizza." xD