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Clo
04-02-2012, 10:49 PM
As someone who flits in an out, I can't tell how serious this forum is supposed to be. Still, I cannot tolerate topics such as shoes, Ryan Gosling and pantiliners. They are too tastefully mainstream female. :colbert:

So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? :flirt: Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Mister Adequate
04-02-2012, 10:55 PM
UP MY BUM

Clo
04-02-2012, 10:57 PM
Nature's ill-used pocket.

Freya
04-02-2012, 10:59 PM
I actually don't own any! So I can't really hide any that don't exist.

Pike
04-02-2012, 11:00 PM
My pony toys are all over my desk :jess:

Hollycat
04-02-2012, 11:15 PM
As are mine. And glued to the ceiling, and on my roomates desk just to piss him off, and in a megablocks dragon age box.

Shlup
04-02-2012, 11:29 PM
My toys are just everywhere... it drives BJ crazy. Right now I'm playing with a squishy bulldog I got for my birthday.

It's in my nightstand for easy access, of course.

Clo
04-02-2012, 11:42 PM
The problem with leaving them out is surprise visitors.

And bandits.

Shlup
04-02-2012, 11:50 PM
Anyone who opens a lady's nightstand deserves what they get.

Jinx
04-02-2012, 11:56 PM
In a box under my bed.

Peegee
04-02-2012, 11:57 PM
We found our roommate's toy once. Or they did. They told me about it. It's 3 inches bigger than her man's equipment. The only thing I found was her bottle of lube.

So I made an off hand remark about fapping into the lube so she'd get my love babies. However I declined to do it when I realized sperm doesn't survive in lube for that long.

Please don't prove me wrong. I might feel regret for once in my life.

Pike
04-03-2012, 12:58 AM
Oh, naughty toys.

Let's see here.

I think they're attached to the ends of my arms and currently being utilized to type on this keyboard.

Hollycat
04-03-2012, 01:07 AM
This is the best thread I have ever seen.

Huckleberry Quin
04-03-2012, 01:09 AM
I hope you washed them beforehand.

Clo
04-03-2012, 03:36 AM
I hope you washed them beforehand.
The same goes for you, especially if you're sparse with the paper towel/tissues.

NeoTifa
04-03-2012, 04:02 AM
What Pike said. :greenie:

Pheesh
04-03-2012, 06:40 AM
So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? :flirt: Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

Bunny
04-03-2012, 07:18 AM
So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? :flirt: Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

Clo suffers from eightiesphilia. Gets her all kinds of moist.

blackmage_nuke
04-03-2012, 08:56 AM
Theyre sitting on the mantle

Clo
04-03-2012, 06:31 PM
So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? :flirt: Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

Clo suffers from eightiesphilia. Gets her all kinds of moist.

Look at the men, pretending like they know what they're talking about. How cute.

Sephex
04-03-2012, 08:37 PM
It's funny I notice this thread within a couple of days after I watched Baseketball for the first time in years. Anyone who has seen that movie knows what scene I am thinking of based on this thread's content.

Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!

Del Murder
04-03-2012, 10:46 PM
Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!
Based on the wording of that sentence I can accuse you of something much more disgusting than that.

Raistlin
04-03-2012, 10:58 PM
Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!

Was it a Jolly Green Giant (http://dandin1.no-ip.com/temp/cache/hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2009/11/roommates-part-3.html)?

Clo
04-03-2012, 11:13 PM
A childhood friend of mine has one shaped like Barack Obama. She leaves it out on her coffee table as a conversation starter.

Sephex
04-03-2012, 11:24 PM
Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!
Based on the wording of that sentence I can accuse you of something much more disgusting than that.

lol'd, but in all seriousness there was no foul play. I don't really want to go into specifics, though.



Was it a Jolly Green Giant (http://dandin1.no-ip.com/temp/cache/hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2009/11/roommates-part-3.html)?

Holy crap, I wish what happened to me was as entertaining as that story.

DMKA
04-05-2012, 06:10 AM
Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!

Was it a Jolly Green Giant (http://dandin1.no-ip.com/temp/cache/hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2009/11/roommates-part-3.html)?

I read the whole thing. It was wonderful.

Shlup
04-06-2012, 04:23 AM
It won't load and now I am sad. D:

Bunny
04-06-2012, 06:58 AM
So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? :flirt: Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

Clo suffers from eightiesphilia. Gets her all kinds of moist.

Look at the men, pretending like they know what they're talking about. How cute.

I'm the Stephen mothersmurfin' Hawking of sex toys.

Hollycat
04-06-2012, 07:43 AM
So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? :flirt: Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

Clo suffers from eightiesphilia. Gets her all kinds of moist.

Look at the men, pretending like they know what they're talking about. How cute.

I'm the Stephen mothersmurfin' Hawking of sex toys.

Small, floppy, and unable to stand up?