Let's see

[Clo]

As someone who flits in an out, I can't tell how serious this forum is supposed to be. Still, I cannot tolerate topics such as shoes, Ryan Gosling and pantiliners. They are too tastefully mainstream female. :colbert:

So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? :flirt: Mine are in a zebra-print box.

[Madame Adequate]

UP MY BUM

[Clo]

Nature's ill-used pocket.

[Freya]

I actually don't own any! So I can't really hide any that don't exist.

[Pike]

My pony toys are all over my desk :jess:

[Hollycat]

As are mine. And glued to the ceiling, and on my roomates desk just to piss him off, and in a megablocks dragon age box.

[Shlup]

My toys are just everywhere... it drives BJ crazy. Right now I'm playing with a squishy bulldog I got for my birthday.

It's in my nightstand for easy access, of course.

[Clo]

The problem with leaving them out is surprise visitors.

And bandits.

[Shlup]

Anyone who opens a lady's nightstand deserves what they get.

[Peegee]

We found our roommate's toy once. Or they did. They told me about it. It's 3 inches bigger than her man's equipment. The only thing I found was her bottle of lube.

So I made an off hand remark about fapping into the lube so she'd get my love babies. However I declined to do it when I realized sperm doesn't survive in lube for that long.

Please don't prove me wrong. I might feel regret for once in my life.

[Pike]

Oh, naughty toys.

Let's see here.

I think they're attached to the ends of my arms and currently being utilized to type on this keyboard.

[Hollycat]

This is the best thread I have ever seen.

[Quindiana Jones]

I hope you washed them beforehand.

[Clo]

I hope you washed them beforehand.
The same goes for you, especially if you're sparse with the paper towel/tissues.

[NeoTifa]

What Pike said. :greenie:

[Pheesh]

So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? :flirt: Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

[Bunny]

So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? :flirt: Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

Clo suffers from eightiesphilia. Gets her all kinds of moist.

[blackmage_nuke]

Theyre sitting on the mantle

[Clo]

So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? :flirt: Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

Clo suffers from eightiesphilia. Gets her all kinds of moist.

Look at the men, pretending like they know what they're talking about. How cute.

[Sephex]

It's funny I notice this thread within a couple of days after I watched Baseketball for the first time in years. Anyone who has seen that movie knows what scene I am thinking of based on this thread's content.

Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!

[Del Murder]

Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!
Based on the wording of that sentence I can accuse you of something much more disgusting than that.

[Raistlin]

Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!

Was it a Jolly Green Giant (http://dandin1.no-ip.com/temp/cache/hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2009/11/roommates-part-3.html)?

[Clo]

A childhood friend of mine has one shaped like Barack Obama. She leaves it out on her coffee table as a conversation starter.

[Sephex]

Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!
Based on the wording of that sentence I can accuse you of something much more disgusting than that.

lol'd, but in all seriousness there was no foul play. I don't really want to go into specifics, though.



Was it a Jolly Green Giant (http://dandin1.no-ip.com/temp/cache/hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2009/11/roommates-part-3.html)?

Holy crap, I wish what happened to me was as entertaining as that story.

[DMKA]

Anyway, I accidentally came across...someone's...toy...before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. And it was out in the open, so don't accuse me of snooping!

Was it a Jolly Green Giant (http://dandin1.no-ip.com/temp/cache/hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2009/11/roommates-part-3.html)?

I read the whole thing. It was wonderful.

[Shlup]

It won't load and now I am sad. D:

[Bunny]

So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? :flirt: Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

Clo suffers from eightiesphilia. Gets her all kinds of moist.

Look at the men, pretending like they know what they're talking about. How cute.

I'm the Stephen mothersmurfin' Hawking of sex toys.

[Hollycat]

So, sneaky and fiendish ladies, where do you hide your toys? :flirt: Mine are in a zebra-print box.

Oh come on, no one likes to think about the 80's before they're about to take care of business.

Clo suffers from eightiesphilia. Gets her all kinds of moist.

Look at the men, pretending like they know what they're talking about. How cute.

I'm the Stephen mothersmurfin' Hawking of sex toys.

Small, floppy, and unable to stand up?