The Drunk Thread

[Sylvie]

The worm at the bottom is larvae from a moth.

And I've seen plenty of women whom I see drunk under various other types of alcohol get hit by tequila. Not only are they animals, but they experience strong blackouts.

[Pheesh]

I mean that it's only found in mezcal, not tequila.

[Jessweeee♪]

sunny d and vanilla schnapps n.n

[Tigmafuzz]

http://i.imgur.com/zX6Qa.jpg

[jenovajunkie]

Don't worry JJ, you and I know where the party is at.

You know damn​ right. Too bad I get overwhelmed with school I have to nerd it.

EDIT: it should read;

Too bad I get overwhelmed with school, SO I have to nerd it.

Grammatical error..... see what I mean?

[Sylvie]

I mean that it's only found in mezcal, not tequila.

Must be an incorrect stereotype I've been hearing all my life.

[Shorty]

I've been drinking since 10:30am and plan to drink until I pass out at some point tonight.

[Jinx]

Currently drinking some vodka cos IT'S MY FRIDAY BABY

[Bubba]

Currently drinking some vodka cos IT'S MY FRIDAY BABY

I wish it was my Friday again... I'd be tempted to try my cousin's 90% proof Absynthe right now.

[DK]

Went out to my favourite pub tonight with one of my boys, they are seriously the best pub. Been drinking a different random ale all night, been playing pool with my boy and his uncle, has been a good ass night. <3

[DK]

Fuck knows how I am going to be up for work in 6 hours time but oh well I'll cross that bridge when I come to it

[Rocket Edge]

I beliebe in you Dan. I believe that you can become better than the human being you are.. (I'm in a HAPE also). I do believe in a lot of things. I have just robbed my mothers wine. I love you all, peace out.

[Pheesh]

I've been drinking since 10:30am and plan to drink until I pass out at some point tonight.

Soooo... you'll make it to about 12:00pm then?

[Shorty]

You have no faith in me :colbert:

[Pheesh]

None what so ever.

[Shorty]

You're in for a surprise when you get here and I drink you under the table because I have a tolerance for everclear and you do not.

[Pheesh]

:smug:

[Shorty]

:beer:

[Tigmafuzz]

Currently drinking some vodka cos IT'S MY FRIDAY BABY

Always drinking vodka cause I'M AWAKE BABY

[Jiro]

Happy Noodle Boy and I will be having a training session on Friday, Shorty. He's going to beat your ass.

[Shorty]

Should have tossed you out on Santa Monica Boulevard and driven away so you'd never make it back to your homeland to train with the man who is now apparently my drinking opponent! :aimmad:

[Hambone]

A few weeks ago was the first time I've ever drunk to get drunk (before, I'd had like 4 beers max during my entire life). I downed a whole Four Loko pretty quickly, not knowing if I was a lightweight or anything. Apparently I am. It was fun for about an hour or so.

Then it stopped being fun real fast. :(

[Jiro]

We need to recruit you onto our drinking team Hambone. We'll train you into a fighting fit booze bandit.

[Tigmafuzz]

You're all smurfing lightweights http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d111/monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey/redcolbert2.gif

[NorthernChaosGod]

Sarah, last time we drank together you had like two drinks to my six. :colbert:

[DK]

oh man, I hate waking up still drunk the next morning and then just every so often as you sit around all confused and stuff you find little things that you did or said to people the night before that you completely forgot about and just xD holy tit. It's always someone you haven't talked to for years either. just to make it THAT MUCH MOAR UNCOMFORTABLE

[Jiro]

I always seem to wake up first and so I just look around awkwardly at everyone as I remember the stupid shit that took place.

[Jinx]

oh man, I hate waking up still drunk the next morning and then just every so often as you sit around all confused and stuff you find little things that you did or said to people the night before that you completely forgot about and just xD holy tit. It's always someone you haven't talked to for years either. just to make it THAT MUCH MOAR UNCOMFORTABLE

Haha, good job, mate.

[DK]

and yeah no smurfing way was I making into work this morning I was still completely pissed when I woke up. Was still completely pissed an hour ago xD jesus christ. Sunday is a great night to go down to the pub but god damn not going to do it again until my birthday when I have the monday off.

edit: I can never really remember that kind of thing around people, J. Like I always usually wake up feeling a bit drunk or hungover but usually like "fuck yeah last night was great" and then over the course of the day, things will pop up that remind me "actually, shit."

fucking facebook is the worst now. it used to be mobile phones and drunk texts or whatever but I've become such a horribly bad drunk facebooker recently, that's what got me this morning when i was thinking everything was fine, then went on facebook and saw my messages sent last night and no, just no. xD

[Jessweeee♪]

I've gotten into the habit of checking all that stuff as soon as I wake up. So far the worst I've done is gone on a big ramble about how strippers should get more respect for what they do when I meant to complain about my boyfriend (so it looked like I was upset because he wouldn't let me be a stripper xD), or text my boyfriend's friend something like "help david's stuck in a box of dicks he needs assistance!!!!!"

[Jiro]

box of dicks oh my god can't breathe

[Shorty]

Sarah, last time we drank together you had like two drinks to my six. :colbert:

The reason for that, Julian, is because I was alone in a hotel room with an Australian criminal and a Mexican who gets handsy when you're not looking. Who knows what sort of shenannigans you two could have rained down upon me had I consumed more alcohol :colbert:

Pretty sure I had three drinks, though :( That stuff hits me hard!

[Sephex]

I once texted my girlfriend that I wanted to play volleyball with her boobs. It made sense at the time.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

I once texted my girlfriend that I wanted to play volleyball with her boobs. It made sense at the time.
oh your funny...:argh: ha

[Sylvie]

I once texted my girlfriend that I wanted to play volleyball with her boobs. It made sense at the time.

I'm not sure if this is family friendly, Sephex. Nor is it a mature manifestation of sexuality. I may have to report your post next time it happens. There's a general effort going on about this kind of behavior.

[Quindiana Jones]

I wish it was my Friday again... I'd be tempted to try my cousin's 90% proof Absynthe right now.

O_O Jesus Christ.

...so Bubba, when we gonna hang out? :shifty:

[Sephex]

I once texted my girlfriend that I wanted to play volleyball with her boobs. It made sense at the time.

I'm not sure if this is family friendly, Sephex. Nor is it a mature manifestation of sexuality. I may have to report your post next time it happens. There's a general effort going on about this kind of behavior.

I will refrain from talking about hitting women's boobs like volleyballs from now on. :(

[Sylvie]

I once texted my girlfriend that I wanted to play volleyball with her boobs. It made sense at the time.

I'm not sure if this is family friendly, Sephex. Nor is it a mature manifestation of sexuality. I may have to report your post next time it happens. There's a general effort going on about this kind of behavior.

I will refrain from talking about hitting women's boobs like volleyballs from now on. :(

Good, now you're safe from passive-aggression.

[jenovajunkie]

We should just get along, kids.

Just saying....

[Sylvie]

We should just get along, kids.

Just saying....

I know you want to be a mediator and everything, but in order to achieve that, people need to actually be hostile towards each other first.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Sarah, last time we drank together you had like two drinks to my six. :colbert:

The reason for that, Julian, is because I was alone in a hotel room with an Australian criminal and a Mexican who gets handsy when you're not looking. Who knows what sort of shenannigans you two could have rained down upon me had I consumed more alcohol :colbert:

Pretty sure I had three drinks, though :( That stuff hits me hard!
And we're both sexy! It would have been good times.

[jenovajunkie]

We should just get along, kids.

Just saying....

I know you want to be a mediator and everything, but in order to achieve that, people need to actually be hostile towards each other first.

Didn't you put me in my place... ! Haha that was an attempt at a joke really. I don't care if you guys bite each others dicks off.

EDIT: Inappropriate language. -Murder

[Jinx]

10:30 AM SUCKAS AND I'M A BIT TOASTED YA

[krissy]

can i spread some jam on you

[Sephex]

10:30 AM SUCKAS AND I'M A BIT TOASTED YA

Hey as any true boozer knows, it's 5 a.m. somewhere.

[Rocket Edge]

Hey guys/gals, back once again with the renagade master? Who would have thought that a guy from the wilderness could save mankind - can I get a holler. (Irish ale will be the death of me)

[Jiro]

As Happy Noodle Boy can attest, sometimes I get drunk and run about in women's heels.

[Jinx]

As Happy Noodle Boy can attest, sometimes I get drunk and run about in women's heels.

/waits for Sylvie to say something

[Tigmafuzz]

As Happy Noodle Boy can attest, sometimes I get drunk and run about in women's heels.

I probably would too if it didn't hurt my toes so damn bad. And if it weren't horrible for your ankles.

[Sephex]

Should have posted in here last night. Got pretty drunk at an unofficial after work party. Good times were had by all, and now people are working today feeling faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic.

[Jinx]

Should have posted in here last night. Got pretty drunk at an unofficial after work party. Good times were had by all, and now people are working today feeling faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic.

Hey, at least you're all in this boat together, right?

[Tigmafuzz]

Should have posted in here last night. Got pretty drunk at an unofficial after work party. Good times were had by all, and now people are working today feeling faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic.

Hey, at least you're all in this boat together, right?

Wait, now there's boats? I want a boat ;_;

[Sephex]

Should have posted in here last night. Got pretty drunk at an unofficial after work party. Good times were had by all, and now people are working today feeling faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic.

Hey, at least you're all in this boat together, right?

Yeah, it's actually quite amusing because a good portion of them are helping out with some roofing project (current work that they are doing is indoors, though). So I ran by the area and yelled, "HOW WE ALL DOIN'?!"

Everyone just laughed while looking tired and sick. As opposed to the normal work look, sick and tired.

[jenovajunkie]

Hopefully get to play pool tonight, but definitely getting smashed. Need it.

[Sylvie]

Yuengling Black & Tan tallboys. Fuck yes.

[Pike]

I have been sober for like a month because my little sisters are visiting and I'm trying to set a good example

It's pretty awful

Send help

[Sylvie]

Tonight you must get trashed, and then aggressively force your little sisters to get just as trashed as you are.

[Jinx]

Glass of wine number two


AND COUNTING

[Trumpet Thief]

Drinking left-over beers from last night before my hockey game. How many goals will I let in today? :p

[Jinx]

Drinking left-over beers from last night before my hockey game. How many goals will I let in today? :p

ew

[Trumpet Thief]

What exactly is 'ew' about that? :colbert:

[Jinx]

By left-over I assumed you meant beer that had been sitting out airing in peoples cups all night long.


GLASS NUMBER THREE

[Trumpet Thief]

Nope! Unopened beer cans that I didn't drink last night. :)

[Shorty]

Both of you are pussies. Man up and get some hard liquor.

[Jowy]

Well, we know what Sarah's been drinking tonight...

[Shorty]

Everyone knows what I'm drinking whenever I drink n_n

[Jiro]

I don't even know how much booze I got left but it's all sorts of different types so here's to mixing your drinks :cheers:

[Shorty]

yes please

Dak I miss your boozy face

[jenovajunkie]

im so fucked

[Tigmafuzz]

Aaaand there goes the last of my vodka. :(

[jenovajunkie]

Vodka is the best. Did you know we have a Vodka bar​ in toronto?

[Sylvie]

Whipped cream vodka is the only kind of vodka I like. To make Cosmopolitans with. Oh god, ♥

[Sephex]

Went to the drive in last night. Saw the Dark Knight Rises and Ted. Ha d a good amount of Vodka and enjoyed the night very thoroughly!

[Sylvie]

So you didn't get gassed out and shot on the floor of the theater?

[Sephex]

So you didn't get gassed out and shot on the floor of the theater?

Drive in. I didn't get shot at the drive in.

[Sylvie]

If I were the Son of Sam I'd have had a field day, then.

[Shiny]

I want a margarita and maybe some cranberry vodka. Then I want to swim naked in a pool. August cannot come fast enough.

[Tigmafuzz]

I want a margarita and maybe some cranberry vodka. Then I want to swim naked in a pool. August cannot come fast enough.

I agree with all these things.

[Jessweeee♪]

I discovered peach schnapps last weekend! Great with lemonade :spin:

[Sephex]

I love you guys.

[Sylvie]

no you don't

we're all just accessories to each other

[Sephex]

no you don't

we're all just accessories to each other

But you're an accessories I would like to have.

In my ass. Wait, that might have been taking it a step too far.

You're an accessory I would like to have on my wrist like an old man's wrist watch that tells the time when he is out for a cup of coffee where he met his before he shipped out to fight in the Pacific Theater during World War II.

Please refrain from making crude jokes. - Murder

[Jowy]

jameson with ginger ale, two slices of lime

great drink or greatest drink?

[Sylvie]

the both of you really need to watch it like right now you are obviously far too s**tfaced to make it on your own.

we're going tubing tomorrow so you'd better f**king watch how piss-drunk you get unless you want to feel your stomach crawl out of your mouth in a stale, acidic faintness of cheap vodka

[Sephex]

the both of you really need to watch it like right now you are obviously far too s**tfaced to make it on your own.

we're going tubing tomorrow so you'd better f**king watch how piss-drunk you get unless you want to feel your stomach crawl out of your mouth in a stale, acidic faintness of cheap vodka

I have work tomorrow. I will be fine. I always am. One of the few things I have retained from years of drinking is an absurdly great recovery time. Hell, I will probably sober up good before I fall asleep.

[Sylvie]

Work? we're going tubing tomorrow

[Sephex]

Work? we're going tubing tomorrow

okay.jpg

[Sylvie]

you're not taking this seriously

[Jiro]

I don't think anybody takes this seriously.

[Sylvie]

"i came here to talk to the horse's head, not the horse's ass"

*delayed crowd sounds of approval and awe*

[Sephex]

I don't take anything seriously. This is why I am such a hit with the ladies...

[Peegee]

7 drinks (hard alcohol) - I will be quite amused
9+ drinks - I become charming

wait, is charming the word I want to use? hm...yes.

I've sent flaming coals from a hookah flying everywhere and to this day have no idea how i managed. last night I decided I would give a girl a lapdance.

[Sylvie]

why did you get unbanned

[Peegee]

and my feet frigging hurt like hell.

[Shorty]

Aaaawesome. You need to consume all of that when we meet up :love:

[NorthernChaosGod]

why did you get unbanned

Why not?

[Sylvie]

why did you get unbanned

Why not?

Because the rest of us had to wait 2+ years.

[NorthernChaosGod]

But PG is Asian.

[Sephex]

But PG is Asian.

Pretty much. He threatened to karate chop all the admins while getting in a deep discussion about politics, pokemon, and pokemon politics.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Because Peeg is Peeg. Mike is a bro'zn.

He's like our pet troll.

[Manny]

This thread is making me want to drink. Somewhere in the immediate future, there is a rum and coke with my name on it!

[Jiro]

Peegee gets banned because he's Peegee. You don't have to wait out the appeal period if you didn't actually do anything.

[Shorty]

This thread is making me want to drink. Somewhere in the immediate future, there is a rum and coke with my name on it!

Better be Sailor Jerry's!

[Tigmafuzz]

Sarah bought me more vodka. We proceeded to consume it all within the hour. And then we ruined the bedsheets :greenie:

[Shorty]

That is nasty as shit.

[Shlup]

Why does this thread exist? This is horrible. I am offended. I have also become a massive lightweight, which is nice.

[Jiro]

Cheap boozing is nice, I guess.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

I had some black cherry malt drinks the other night. They went down like water :D

[Jinx]

Peegee gets banned because he's Peegee. You don't have to wait out the appeal period if you didn't actually do anything.

Peegee gets banned because he's Jiro.


Sarah bought me more vodka. We proceeded to consume it all within the hour. And then we ruined the bedsheets :greenie:

Ew.

[Peegee]

I'm not jiro :mad2:

I gave that bum my password and told him to get me banned. He said 'righto boss' and a few months later I was banned.

For my own antics

I had to do my own work.

I made jellybeans.

Anyway I still have a mild discomfort and want more bed times. Anybody know any quick ways to recover your feet from incessant walking? Also drinking lots of water is not working.

[Jiro]

You're such a rat. You got your wish though, so put an overly long novelty sock in it.

[Sylvie]

there's no need to fake it anymore Jiro

[Jiro]

What am I faking?

If I didn't know better I would say I know you.

[Araciel]

Rye and beer and losing at poker..

[Markus. D]

I'm very much in my I AM INVISIBLE stage of drinking, cause I only began last year. I plan to drink tomorrow with friends and do the whole "drink 'x amount' when 'x' does 'x'" thing with movies.

[Peegee]

why the shit do girls hate it when i'm drunk

it's not like i'm you know who (you know who you are if you're lurking. you hate it when i'm drunk)

ridiculous. I swear to god.

[escobert]

is it bad that it's 6:30pm and I'm drunk?

[Shorty]

No, Bertie. You keep on drinking.

[Goldenboko]

Everything.

[escobert]

No, Bertie. You keep on drinking.

correct

[Jiro]

6:30pm isn't early to be drunk bro. Not even on a work day. Just keep at it pal.

[Sephex]

I am not capable of thinking straight or rationally.

[Shauna]

I was pretty drunk last night. Shoulda posted in here! I am usually too busy being sociable when I drink to partake in fun threads like this. :(

[Pike]

Well, at least you're doing it the way you're supposed to! :p

[Jiro]

soon.

[Parker]

I went to a pub called the Waterloo. It was it's final night so we drank all the remainign alcohol.


The DJ played the appropriate ABBA song and someone cried, L0L

[Sephex]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasd

[Jowy]

i have learned i should avoid the internet when inebriated

[Tigmafuzz]

i have learned i should avoid the internet when inebriated

But that takes the fun out of it!

[Clo]

I'm not drunk yet, but I'm bartending today, and then going to a party with people I have gotten into many shenanigans with.

:party:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I played a bitching few games of beer pong last night. I was on fire.

[Sephex]

Got pretty drunk last night, but since I was busy with friends and watching something, I got "normal drunk." Thursday night however. Jesus. Don't know how I managed to get up and go to work.

[Clo]

Somebody called the cops on me last night, but they didn't come! Thank you, living in a city where cops have better things to do.

[Jiro]

I was on fire.

Incidentally that happens to me a lot when I party.

[Tigmafuzz]

I was on fire.

Incidentally that happens to me a lot when I party.

It happens a lot when I play with matches.

[Sephex]

I am hammered. To the point where I beat up a hammer while rapping with MC Escher.

[Pike]

Got this started yesterday and continuing today after being sober for like three months or something. Feels fantastic man

[Jiro]

I think Pike has died. There's no way she could have drunk that much. Unless she's been nursing the same drink for the entire time.

[Tigmafuzz]

I think she left it outside and let it evaporate so she could pretend she drank it.

[Pike]

Well there were a few breaks

And sleep

[Sephex]

Take me out tonight
Where there's music and there's people
And they're young and alive
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one
Anymore

Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people and I
Want to see life
Driving in your car
Oh, please don't drop me home
Because it's not my home, it's their
Home, and I'm welcome no more


And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine

Take me out tonight
Take me anywhere, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
And in the darkened underpass
I thought Oh God, my chance has come at last
(But then a strange fear gripped me and I
Just couldn't ask)


Take me out tonight
Oh, take me anywhere, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one, da ...
Oh, I haven't got one


And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine


Oh, There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out
There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out

[Jiro]

sephex where are you right now I need you to sing with me ;___;

[Sephex]

I FEEL ASLEEP!!

[Foo]

Vodka Martini.

Oh, and some matches please.

[Parker]

i drank a heckuva lot of wine today. lots of wine. too much wine. wine.

its ok tho.

[Quindiana Jones]

As with Parker, I've been on the wine and cognac tonight. Perfect time to participate in a competition :roll2 .

I've also eaten lots of cheese with baguettes, because I'm totally French.

[Sephex]

On Sunday night/Monday morning, my friends and I got pretty wasted. We usually drink and watch random videos online if it is a chill night. I knew that we were destined to get smashed when all or most of us wouldn't pay attention. We usually wait until a video is over, then discuss whatever subject the video brought up drunkenly.

[Tigmafuzz]

too much wine.

Impossible.

[jenovajunkie]

too much wine.

Impossible.

I in fact second this. If you had too much, then you would have shared. But seeing how I got none, and you had it all. There must not have been enough. This leaves you as a selfish twat.

[Parker]

jj,why? :(

[Cloudane]

I think it's time I... partook? in this thread. :kakapo:

English pale ales go. Just had Marstons Double Drop and Wells Banana Bread. Now on a locally brewed honeyed ale. Woo!

[Citizen Bleys]

So, maybe the gin is making me maudlin, but hell, Majken extended an olive branch quite a long time ago, so I guess it's my turn.

I just want to take a moment to say how awesome shit has been lately, and how pleased I am with those of you who are still with us.

Since discovering that EoFF isn't blocked at work anymore, I've had a blast here. You've all been more awesome than words can describe.

I've had some bad history here since my first time leaving. All of that has been undone this time around. You've all kicked a mountain of ass the size of the Death Star and for that I salute you.

If anyone left here thinks there are any residual hard feelings from the past, set that aside. Del Murder was the first to correct my old-time rage in Vana'diel, but the rest of you still remaining have followed suit. I might still be a bit cranky at 'Kishi and Shlup, but the former will never see this, the latter couldn't possibly care, and the rest of you are officially cool in my books.

I don't think language is a sufficient medium in which to describe how chuffed I am at how EoFF has evolved over the years. I may miss people like Melted Snowman and Chickencha, but you who have taken their places do them great honour.

Take a bow, EoFF. You have earned it. Slainte mhath!

[Freya]

DAWWWW drunk confession of love :3

[Shorty]

Gin. Good man.

[Cloudane]

Drunken friendship is best friendship.

I've been here for quite some time... seemingly need to post more!

[Tigmafuzz]

Drunken friendship is best friendship.

[Pike]

You guys better believe I am drunk on a Wednesday night

[Jinx]

You guys better believe I am drunk on a Wednesday night

hahahaha what did you drink a juice box or something

[Pike]

pfft no I had like.... a whole bottle

I'm a lightweight okay

[Shorty]

Why are we all not drunk with Pike!

[krissy]

tlakin to crushes on fb with beer in hand = WEDNESDAY NIGTH AW YEA

[Jiro]

pfft no I had like.... a whole bottle

I'm a lightweight okay

Little Pikelet is getting better...! :excited:

[jenovajunkie]

Don't qorry Pike, it seems as if I too am Getting to be a Lightweight.... no nevermind I am a monster at 162 lbs. At least thats what I thinkl.]

[Shorty]

There will be booze tonight. Oh yes.

[Tigmafuzz]

So full of vodka right now. I don't want to get out my chair because I fear I may fall and put a hole in the floor with my added alcohol weight or some such. I don't even know.

YES THIS IS DOG

[SeronStar]

I'm drunk, just like every friday night...and saturday night and any other night I drink. I love drinkin. Cos I'm a naughty girl.

[Goldenboko]

I REQUIRE MORE VESPENE ALCOHOL!

[Sephex]

>telling stories about how rude I was to ex girlfriends
>chatroom explodes in laughter

[Goldenboko]

NO MORE ALCHOAHJL REQuired . sleep timesz

[Raistlin]

I just got back from a bar. Good times.

Unfortunately I could not drink a whole lot because I had a loooong day to end a looooong week. I need sleep.

[Night Fury]

All of your drinks are so good and commonly used every where but i am nota drunk because i can't like.

Excuse me?

[Jiro]

think I'm out, bloody thieves

[Pheesh]

Tonight...

[Sephex]

Yo ho ho ho, I be reviving this thread with Sailor Jerry.

[Shorty]

goddamn it sailor jerry's is amazing

work function at the hyatt + unlimited food and bar tab

feeling aaaaaawesome

[drotato]

I think it's super smurfing awesome that Pike made this thread....

[Araciel]

Drink
Drank
Drunk

[Sephex]

goddamn it sailor jerry's is amazing

work function at the hyatt + unlimited food and bar tab

feeling aaaaaawesome

Hey. Hey. You are awesome.

[Christmas]

Drunk? Remind me of that crazy drunkard that kissed me and I rewarded him with a Shoryuken and a flurry of Hyakuretsu Kyaku. I am still pissed at drunkards nowadays. :mad2:

[Tigmafuzz]

Ah, the scalene triangle.



Ah, the Scalene Triangle



Ahhh, the Scalene Triangle.




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I am a little buzzed. A bit.

[Sephex]

Welcome back to WHOOOOOOOOOO FARTED?! Also, the answer.

[Gordon Freeman]

...

[drotato]

Wat............

[FallenSilence]

I drink very little alcohol that isn't vodka - mixers optional.

[Bubba]

I'm drunk enough to say that everyone who is currently alive... should be dead.

[Loony BoB]

BUJURURURURURURURURURUR FUSHURURURURURURURURURURU.

[Jiro]

I just had the same thought.

[Tigmafuzz]

BUJURURURURURURURURURUR FUSHURURURURURURURURURURU.

TOTORO? TOTORO TOTORO!!!

[Jiro]

MAN THIS IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS REALLY BEING THERE

[jenovajunkie]

BUJURURURURURURURURURUR FUSHURURURURURURURURURURU.

TOTORO? TOTORO TOTORO!!!
MAN THIS IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS REALLY BEING THERE

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE TYPING IN CAPS! BUT BLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Jinx]

I haven't been drunk in forever. :(

[Bubba]

I've had few pints at the station due to inevitable train delays. The cause? Rain.

I am now sat checking the reflection of myself with my new glasses. I'm trying to decide which angle most makes me look like a pedophile.

[Formalhaut]

I am Tee-Total, so I've never been drunk ever. This thread is clearly not for me!

[Citizen Bleys]

I am Tee-Total

So was Hitler

Booooo.

[Formalhaut]

I am Tee-Total

So was Hitler

Booooo.

Correlation, not causation?

[Pheesh]

I was so drunk that I forgot about this thread. I'm not drunk anymore Y_Y

[DK]

So far I have had two pints and almost finished one bottle of old golden 4.5 more litres of beer and a litre of rum downstairs, and we are gonna aim to finish as much as possible tonight so I think I will be back in here at some point. :)

[Shorty]

aww yeah daney in the house

[DK]

I should also point out that that 4.5 litre of beer is all mine, my soft lad friend has his own however much beer left as well. so yes :)

[Clo]

Drank a whole bottle of wine, now watching Avatar the Last Airbender with the bf, that Momo is the shiiiiiiiitttt

As my cat is now sitting in front of the computer screen :(

[Cloudane]

It's beer o'clock!

First up: Marston's Double Drop ale. Ahhhh, refreshing.

[Jowy]

t-minus one hour and ten minutes until its time to buy a 40

[Sephex]

Just got refreshed, and I am chilling in my apartment alone today since everyone else is busy with stuff.

I'll probably be in here later.

[Cloudane]

PARTY IN HERE! :kakapo:


Fullers Honey Dew... OPEN

[Denmark]

gingingingingingingingingingingingingingin it's only 5:30pm i have a problem

[Cloudane]

Yes you do have a problem....
.....
... probably not enough alcohol to last the night D:

E: Where's this party? I've almost finished the delicious microbrewed ale from my own town, the third beer of the evening!

[Clo]

Oh shit I got drunk again

[Raistlin]

I had a couple of drinks after work and will be going out to a bar a bit later. I need a few more drinks after such a long week. I may or may not get trashed.

[Sephex]

Pretty buzzed now. Beat Banjo-Kazooie for the first time an hour or so ago. Now I am just chilling. Probably going to get more drunk and play Pokemon or something.

Pikadrunk.

[drotato]

Clo is always drunk posting. Lol.

[Cloudane]

Had the Fullers Lancer, an orange liqueur and now on an aniseed liqueur. Life ist gut!

[Denmark]

it turns out i type out lyrics in caps when i drink

[Sephex]

Coming off my 5 hour energy still drunk.

I feel like a ghost will attack me.

[Denmark]

shortysarah is both an enabler and a LEAVER

[NorthernChaosGod]

My coworker's dad made me like 5 whiskey sours in a very large mug. I wish I had more.

[Clo]

Clo is always drunk posting. Lol.

I might possibly get drunk a lot and have internet on my phone. :(

Coincidentally enough, I was killing time on EoFF last night while I walked to the store with my friends to get another bottle of wine.

PS. I am getting drunk again tonight.... in Toronto!

[Jiro]

The inability to get home is really a bummer man. Drinking other peoples booze and missing drinks is an easy way to get a time!

[Jiro]

Holy fuck when did I become an editor again

[Raistlin]

I'm going to assume that you're drunk and just forgot you've been an Editor again for a couple of weeks. :p

[drotato]

Clo is always drunk posting. Lol.

I might possibly get drunk a lot and have internet on my phone. :(

Coincidentally enough, I was killing time on EoFF last night while I walked to the store with my friends to get another bottle of wine.

PS. I am getting drunk again tonight.... in Toronto!
You're kind of my hero. I wish I was that tolerant of alcohol. Can't stand the stuff. :bigsmile:

[SeronStar]

I'm posting here because i'm drunk. Don't rememebr how much I've had or what I've had.

[Goldenboko]

We'll see if I can manage to even post in a few hours

[Jiro]

guys last night was pretty fucking sweet you don't even know.

[Raistlin]

So I ran into some attorneys I work with at a bar. The best part about being an unpaid intern is that the attorneys feel obligated to buy all of your drinks. Fuck yes.

[Denmark]

last night
i swallowed liquor and a lighter
and this morning i threw up fire
but it's nothing new

[Freya]

so
so so
so
os
drunk i like boose
i dunno what u'm typing so drunk.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've been up way too long for my liking, but I've had a bunch of alcohol and caffeine and that's always a plus in my book.

[Goldenboko]

shouldve stopped many drinks before I did. how did I end up on my bed with no pants on? the world may never know.

[Iceglow]

lmao, Should've been me on Friday night, should never have gone to Oceania with the girl I met and her mates. Wound up doing champagne body shots off this girl and past that I don't remember much but based on the conversation we're having today, I did a little more than shots on this girl.

[Jinx]

lmao, Should've been me on Friday night, should never have gone to Oceania with the girl I met and her mates. Wound up doing champagne body shots off this girl and past that I don't remember much but based on the conversation we're having today, I did a little more than shots on this girl.

A different kind of shot on her belly, mirite mate?

[Night Fury]

Spice Girls and Rum and curry and dancing mmmmmm!!!

[Jinx]

Spice Girls and Rum and curry and dancing mmmmmm!!!

You really are my soul mate.

[Night Fury]

I can walk like an Egyptiaaannn

[Citizen Bleys]

By Shorty's request (I can't believe I haven't told this story sixteen thousand times on EoFF, but searching "+bleys +catbox" turns up blank)

The first time I ever got drunk, I trusted my Aunt Patty to introduce me into the world of drinking.

The bitch fed me tequila.

She said "When you can't feel your lips anymore, that's how you know you're drunk." Exhaustive experience since then proves this statement is bullshit, but that is what was said.

Five minutes later, I could still feel my lips, but standing up was the most fun I'd ever had in my life.

Ten minutes later, I pissed in the catbox.

The next morning, Patty thought she was upset, but you should have seen the looks the cat was giving me.

Additional highlights: I tried to eat my grad ring. Patty had a couple of her married friends over, and I couldn't tell which one was the girl. I believe I attempted to sing.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Daaaaang this wine.

[Bubba]

It is 10pm. I have just finished watching Red Dwarf. I am drowning my sorrows by drinking premium strength lager.

I am traffic cone-hugging, pavement-licking kershnickered.

[Shorty]

By Shorty's request (I can't believe I haven't told this story sixteen thousand times on EoFF, but searching "+bleys +catbox" turns up blank)

The first time I ever got drunk, I trusted my Aunt Patty to introduce me into the world of drinking.

The bitch fed me tequila.

She said "When you can't feel your lips anymore, that's how you know you're drunk." Exhaustive experience since then proves this statement is bullshit, but that is what was said.

Five minutes later, I could still feel my lips, but standing up was the most fun I'd ever had in my life.

Ten minutes later, I pissed in the catbox.

The next morning, Patty thought she was upset, but you should have seen the looks the cat was giving me.

Additional highlights: I tried to eat my grad ring. Patty had a couple of her married friends over, and I couldn't tell which one was the girl. I believe I attempted to sing.

ohhhh you posted it in this thread. I got an email notification but looked in the other thread and it wasn't there so I thought it was deleted!

Tequila's a hell of a drug liquor.

[Citizen Bleys]

Tequila is brewed in the blackest bowels of Hell by Lucifer himself, out of Hitler's piss.

EDIT: wait, you got an email notification? You have a bot that crawls the forums looking for a mention of your own name? Vaaaaaaaain.

[Shorty]

Although. I can't say no to shots of citrus patron.

[Flying Mullet]

Tequila is brewed in the blackest bowels of Hell by Lucifer himself, out of Hitler's piss
You need better tequila.

[Night Fury]

TEQUILA IS AWESOME.

[Tigmafuzz]

TEQUILA IS AWESOME.

I LOVE YOU MORE AND MORE EACH DAY :love:

[Sephex]

HEY I'M DRUNK
I'M NOT SO DRUNK
AND WE ARE THE GAME DRUNKS

[Tigmafuzz]

THE GAME IS PLAYING ITSELF SEPHEX

[Slothy]

TEQUILA IS AWESOME.

Tequila couldn't be more vile if it came from the Devil's anus. But that's never stopped me from simply taking Tequila shots straight with no salt or lemon/lime to demonstrate to my friends that they are all pussies.

[Shauna]

Salt and lemon do not improve the tequila at all. It makes it worse. Not having the extra added awful clearly knocks you down a peg. ;P

[Raistlin]

I had waaaay too much wine last night.

[Night Fury]

TEQUILA IS AWESOME.

Tequila couldn't be more vile if it came from the Devil's anus. But that's never stopped me from simply taking Tequila shots straight with no salt or lemon/lime to demonstrate to my friends that they are all pussies.

Try it with mixers, try a Tequila Sunrise then tell me you think Tequila is vile.

[Goldenboko]

THE GAME IS PLAYING ITSELF SEPHEX

I thought I was playing the game. But it turns out, I've been using the wrong controller this whole time.

[Flying Mullet]

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The silver is the best.

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