The Drunk Thread

[Tigmafuzz]

THE GAME IS PLAYING ITSELF SEPHEX

I thought I was playing the game. But it turns out, I've been using the wrong controller this whole time.

GOD HAS COME TO REAP THE SINNERS

[Slothy]

Salt and lemon do not improve the tequila at all. It makes it worse. Not having the extra added awful clearly knocks you down a peg. ;P

I like salt and lemon/lime. I have eaten all of these by themselves without batting an eye because they are awesome. I fail to see how adding awesome things to tequila would make it worse. :doublecolbert:


Try it with mixers, try a Tequila Sunrise then tell me you think Tequila is vile.

If you have to mix things that suck with things that don't in order to make the sucky thing palatable then all you've really done is cover up the awful or ruin the awesome depending on your life philosophy. Point is, even if you mix tequila, it still sucks. You just can't taste as much of the suck.

[Tigmafuzz]

I usually drink vodka, but when I have tequila, it's almost never mixed with anything. Crown Royal is good shit.

[Clo]

Druuuuunk.

[Lonely Paper Star]

I'm rambling to a friend with benefits about life and why does this feel so comforting gahhhhhh...

I didn't even drink half of what I have of this wine but LOLLLL HIIII ><

[Jowy]

the other half may not be the best idea.

[Araciel]

Finishing bottle of Prince Igor vodka..

good.

[Lonely Paper Star]

the other half may not be the best idea.

Nahhh it's all good. I GOT THIS.

And gahhhhh, I'm like listening to "Cartoon Heroes" by Aqua for some reason and it reminded me of the Barbie Young version on DDR and it makes me wish I was still good at DDR. Maaaaaaaan. Now I'm semi out of shape and lazy. smurf.

[Jowy]

i totally beat cartoon heroes on heavy mode once and then proceeded to suck air for a good solid four minutes afterwards.

[Lonely Paper Star]

It was such a fun chart. but tiring. @_@

[Jowy]

you really had to save it for last to use that last bit of stamina. so many wasted quarters!

[Lonely Paper Star]

you really had to save it for last to use that last bit of stamina. so many wasted quarters!

Hahaha, I did that often. I'd do a 7, then an 8 or easy 9, then finish off with a stamina-draining song.

And OMG my drunk grammar. >////<

[Shauna]

Try it with mixers, try a Tequila Sunrise then tell me you think Tequila is vile.

Margaritas are way better, but Tequila Sunrises are pretty good too. Only reasonable way to drink tequila. :3

[Goldenboko]

Me last night.
~Snip by GB :P

[Aulayna]

I'm not a huge drinker anymore ever since I got alcohol poisoning (not fun!) but when I do I usually just go for ciders or cocktails. You know stuff that doesn't taste obviously alcoholic. One day my brain will cotton on to the fact that there's alcohol in that fruity stuff but - until then!

Oh and yes being an occassion drinker in a land populated by raging alcoholics has it's... ermm... moments.

[Araciel]

37532

[Citizen Bleys]

Seriously?

That's horsepiss. Don't they get Keith's out there?

[Araciel]

Keith's is the piss sir!

the bitter piss.

[Citizen Bleys]

It would appear it will be necessary for us to engage in drunken fisticuffs.

[Araciel]

:D

I was literally thinking the same thing

Should I wear an ice hockey jersey?

[Slothy]

Where do you two live anyway?

I'm not the biggest Keiths fan anymore, but it does in a pinch and it's better than Labatt's. I've got agree that it's basically horse piss. I've taken a great liking to several varieties of Picaroon's of late though. Some of it I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole though, but that's true of any brewery.

[Citizen Bleys]

Moncton, NB, but I still think of Halifax as home even though I only lived there for four years.

[Shorty]

I am getting shmammered tonight.

[Slothy]

You're about an hour and a half away and I'm only finding out now Bleys?

On topic: Drinking some Timber Hog (http://www.picaroons.ca/TimberHog.asp) right now, and plan to down it over some games of Starcraft 2.

[Clo]

I'm drunk on a Monday night, I might be a bad person. :(

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm drunk on a Monday night, I might be a bad person. :(

I get drunk on Monday nights to keep being a good person :colbert:

[Tigmafuzz]

http://i.imgur.com/pVk3Q.jpg

[opn184]

:D

[jenovajunkie]

I want to brew my own beer....... at least I did when I was drunk. What would you call your own beer?

[Lonely Paper Star]

Drunk and by myself on a Friday night wheeeeee. *forever alone*

[Sephex]

Friday night. Drunk. Hanging out with girlfriend having a chill night. Watching online stuff. Playing some video games. GOOD TIMEZ.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Drunk on Eoff chat and Taco Bell is inbound!

:kakapo:

[Lonely Paper Star]

Yeaaaah, guess what I'm doing again. -________-

I'm bad. Lolololol.

But this sangria is goooood~ and it's fun doing online things intoxicated. As long as I don't like, idk destroy something. D:

:kakapo:

Man, I love that smiley. I wish I had as much attitude as it. Daaaaaamn

[starlet]

Nothing sobers you up quite like watching someone drive drunk in front of you.

P.S.- I wasn't the one driving, DON'T JUDGE ME!

P.P.S.- :kakapo: Pass it on!

[Lonely Paper Star]

I think every post should now include :kakapo:. I... can't.... look... away......

[Denmark]

blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

gin, of course

[Sephex]

This thread ain't dying on my watch. Because booze.

[Tigmafuzz]

Jeff: heym dud yiu gyys known i saw wreck it ralpy today?
Jeff: woop woop
Jeff: WWOOOPP
Jeff: WEEEEOOOOO

[Agent Proto]

Oh thanks! Glad you found this thread for me.

[Faris]

I linked you to it but apparently you were too drunk to see :frust:

[Ultima Shadow]

I want to brew my own beer....... at least I did when I was drunk. What would you call your own beer?
I already am brewing my own beer. Or rather... I've already finished brewing my own beer, so now I'm doing it again. :greenie:

I still haven't quite managed to come up with a name for the first one, but it's a 6% porter, and it's actually much better than most of the beers you'd find at your average bar here in sweden.

The second one is probably going to turn out as a 14%, brutal beer. The name I'm currently having in mind for it is "Nuclear Fusion", though we'll have to wait and see what kind of name will fit it once it's finished. It will take about another 8 months or so before it is though. :greenie:

I will probably start on a third beer by christmas - a lighter one that will be finished earlier. I can't just sit around and wait for 8 months before I start on another one after all.

[Peegee]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/306686_10151231238112378_154391976_n.jpg

I ordered 6 shots for 4 people - 3 for 3 people and 3 for me.

Instead, the lot of them shuffled the shots in front of me.

So I announced that when my father was my age I was already alive, so I win @ life.

Then I downed them all. Happy early birthday~

[Jinx]

Last night I drank with Phil.

He did not get drunk. I did.

[Shoeberto]

We had a muscato with dinner last night. I drank 2.5 glasses and got a nosebleed. Alcohol is the devil.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Last night I drank with Phil.

He did not get drunk. I did.

Lol, lightweight.

[Agrias]

Jowy and i regularly talk while intoxicated and compare notes.
ITS GRAND!

[kotora]

So after missing the thing on last wednesday due to having fallen asleep, I decided to have an absolutely mint friday night out. Went to the gym, got all pumped, had a nice dinner at home. So then my flatmates wanna play a little drinking game and I'm like "why not? The bro I'm meeting up with isn't gonna hit the bars until a least an hour from now."
3 hours later we're still drinking and completely smashed and I still haven't gotten anywhere. Didn't even take a shower after working out :|

[Lonely Paper Star]

Soooooooooooo...

I'm drunk and online and re-watching the magnificent Game of Thrones. Wheeee

I'm such a lightweight, guys. I only had like 3 shots of vodka and I'm tripping, mang. It's taking every effort to make this look grammatically correct and shit. DDDD:

[Night Fury]

Soooooooooooo...

I'm drunk and online and re-watching the magnificent Game of Thrones. Wheeee

I'm such a lightweight, guys. I only had like 3 shots of vodka and I'm tripping, mang. It's taking every effort to make this look grammatically correct and trout. DDDD:

Pitye, I :heart: you.

[Shoeberto]

The fancy movie theater in town had drink specials Friday night for the release of Twilight. I got a Vampire, gf got the Werewolf. They were red and green and delicious all over. Then we laughed at the teeny boppers as we walked into a mostly empty theater for Skyfall. It was a successful date night.

[Tigmafuzz]

Stu walks warily down the street with his brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine guns ready to go

[Pike]

I haven't had a drink in like three months or something. I might pick something up this weekend.

[Shorty]

peeeeeeer pressuuuuuure

what are you gonna get!

[Night Fury]

TEQUILA

[Shorty]

Do not listen to her. Tequila will make you do things you will regret.

[Tigmafuzz]

Not everyone is just waiting for an excuse to do stupid things, Shorty.

Tequila and/or vodka. do eeeeeet

[Agrias]

Last night I was super drunk. So drunk I couldnt find this thread, so I gave up and watched the IT Crowd instead.

[Shorty]

Not everyone is just waiting for an excuse to do stupid things, Shorty.

Tequila and/or vodka. do eeeeeet

Do you know who you're talking to? I don't need an excuse to do stupid things.

[Night Fury]

TEQUILA OR NOTHING, PIKE.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Tequila is vile and you should be ashamed for suggesting it.

She should just have her girly drinks since she's Pike and only needs one anyway.

[Pheesh]

Tequila is vile and you should be ashamed for suggesting it.

She should just have her girly drinks since she's Pike and only needs one anyway.

No wonder they kicked you out of Mexico.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Tequila is vile and you should be ashamed for suggesting it.

She should just have her girly drinks since she's Pike and only needs one anyway.

No wonder they kicked you out of Mexico.

The only good things to drink in Mexico are the sodas and juices, pleb.

[Night Fury]

Tequila is vile and you should be ashamed for suggesting it.

She should just have her girly drinks since she's Pike and only needs one anyway.

No wonder they kicked you out of Mexico.

The only good things to drink in Mexico are the sodas and juices, pleb.

When I went to Mexico, my host drank Tequila out this really smart looking bottle. He would also go out driving after drinking the Tequila.

He was a bit iffy, tbh.

Guys.

Guys..

Ginger beer mojito.

That is all.

You've been here long enough to know that double posting is a cardinal sin - J

[Lonely Paper Star]

Buzzed off moscato and it's the middle of the day. WHAT THE HELLLL.

Just... had to get that out there lol :kakapo:

[Pike]

She should just have her girly drinks since she's Pike and only needs one anyway.

:colbert:

[Sephex]

Friend is over. We are drunk. Life is good.

[NorthernChaosGod]

She should just have her girly drinks since she's Pike and only needs one anyway.

:colbert:

Then prove me wrong. :doublecolbert:

[Citizen Bleys]

So. At the bar. Belligerent Bastard Perry keeps trying to talk to me. BBP has been trying to pick a fight with me for 8 years. Should I let him get away with it?

Background: locals think I should give him latitude because his son was killed by a drunk driver. So was my biggest fan back when I was a real writer. Perry routinely loses his license for drunk driving.

[Shorty]

Answer: No.

[Agent Proto]

I had some vodka and mountain dew earlier today while I was writing cards. Some of them were done while I was slightly intoxicated. I might have written some interesting things. Just a heads up to anyone who gets a card from me!

[Citizen Bleys]

*8 people get nude pix from pr00t*

[Citizen Bleys]

Answer: No.

If Jackie were still alive, he'd probably think I'm a trouthead. Does that change aught?

[Shorty]

I think if the fellow is asking for a fight, you ought to appease him! Does Jackie need to approve?

[Citizen Bleys]

Jackie's hypothetical opinion matters to me because if I had a do-over of my life in which he lived, his opinion of me, arrived at as an adult, would matter to me bigtime. I never would have smurfed Raf over if Jackie had been alive and probably would have stayed staff until Sean sold EoFF to a known smurfhead

[Shorty]

Would he support you picking a fight with this BBP person or not?

[Citizen Bleys]

Dunno, it's BBP who constantly tried to pick a fight with me for 8 years and who disnae seem to be spoiling for a fight tonight for the first time ever

[Shorty]

WWJD?

I have wine.

[Citizen Bleys]

Smurf jesus, I'm a Taoist/ Buddhist/ atheist depending on context

[Shorty]

The J was for Jackie and I thought you'd catch that. :colbert:

[Agent Proto]

WWJD typically signifies Jesus, so his assumptions were valid.

[Citizen Bleys]

Jackie was 7 or 8 when he died, so I don't know if he'd be forgiving or not.

My thought is SMURF PERRY because Perry didn't stop driving drunk after Rob died...but still, can a fan truly compare to a son, even when Jackie is the reason I don't write seriously? I' m not so sure

[Shorty]

This story keeps making me sadder and sadder!

Just give him a sock to the nose and be quick about it.

[Citizen Bleys]

You are starting to remind me of Saltheart Foamfollower.

[Shorty]

I haven't the slightest idea of who you are referring to.

[Citizen Bleys]

Joy is in the ears that hear, not in the mouth that speaks. We must have gay ears to defy Despite.

[Shorty]

I'm not quite a giant but I accept your analogy.

[Citizen Bleys]

The fact that you know that Foamfollower is a Giant makes your input more apposite

[Shorty]

Your references are lost on me, but I'll keep playing.

[Citizen Bleys]

See, if you wanted me to believe that, you shouldn't have given away the fact that you knew that was a Giantish platitude.

[Shorty]

It seems you're on to me then!

[Jiro]

wow suddenly a downer in here :/

[Kalilung]

It was thursday, all thursdays are suspect. Friday is for drinking!

[Citizen Bleys]

yeah but fuck paying for a shrink, I'll just use the drunk thread

[Pike]

Is 2:30pm too early to start drinking and playing Morrowind? No? Okay good.

[Shorty]

Good girl!

[Shorty]

soooooooo fucking shmammered

[Bubba]

soooooooo smurfing shmammered

This statement depresses me when I think I've been in work for precisely 42 minutes...

[Pike]

headache from hell now augh, I'm gonna blame last night

[Jiro]

Pike is growing up so well :')

[Pike]

Well there's only one thing for it

Which is getting drunk again :cuch:

[Jiro]

Ciddies are over, time to celebrate!

[Shauna]

To the ciddies!

[Faris]

^___________________________________^

I'm such a lightweight. Teehee.

[Shauna]

Me too. Leads to a cheap night out tbh.

[Faris]

Me too. Leads to a cheap night out tbh.

Better than an expensive night. Awww yeeeaaaahhhh!

[Shauna]

Indeed. :D

[Denmark]

irish coffee! then gin and tonic! i'll bbl :3

[Shorty]

I do not at all remember posting in this thread last night.

[Parker]

alcohol is pretty good guys

[Goldenboko]

I'm drunk. Denmark is drunk.

[Denmark]

Takkun is drunk. Kalilung was drinking last I heard.

[Goldenboko]

Drunk drunk drunk. Fucking Jager. It gets the job done.

[Denmark]

Gin gin gin gin gin gin gin gin gin gin

(started with Bailey's, though. can't go wrong with a good irish coffee)

[Goldenboko]

Oh shit. What did you mix the Gin with?

[Denmark]

Tonic, of course. There is no other choice (for me)

I need more gin+tonic but that requires going downstaiiiiiiiiiiiirs :(

[Goldenboko]

Fuck man. A true man. Try mixing it with lemon and ginger ale some time.

[kotora]

Got a few bottles of wine with my flatmate and her sister today
went to a party
talked with my friend there and got some banter and booze flowing
then left by myself to the bars because my flatmate was being retard
met Trigger Mike at the bars, got shots, drinks and ended up staying waayy too long there
got to the club at 4 am and me and this girl who was with us decide it's not worth paying the entrance fee for only 2 hours
so now I'm here at home typing on the internets while Trigger Mike is apparently hooking up with hot girls >:|

[Denmark]

[00:45:56] <@GoBo> denmark
[00:45:57] <@GoBo> you're a towel

you're a towel

[Goldenboko]

I'll say it once
I'll say it again.
you're a fucking towel.

[Denmark]

2NO8lnC7u3w

[Goldenboko]

no sir I believe that you are the towel.

[Denmark]

stupid youtube links

this is getting old. You, sir, are a towel.

[Goldenboko]

My new intro (20th Century Fox spoof) The Flute Lesson - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmQO-U19NDE)

[Denmark]

You forcing me to post in this thread over and over made me miss being able to stop posting at 4444 posts. Guess I have to stick around until at least 5555. And I already "left forever" once today

ALSO THAT IS A RECORDER NOT A FLUTE

BAD VIDEO I WIN THE DRUNK THREAD

[Goldenboko]

You're feeble attempts are no where near Dakoda's threats.

[Denmark]

*your

[Goldenboko]

fuck off you aren't even drunk if you are doing that level of thought

[Denmark]

I'm not to your level, no, but I am known for being ON THE BALL mentally when drunk. It's a blessing and a curse (doesn't always work with the ladies)

[Goldenboko]

You aren't drunk if you're ON THE BALL. Go drink more.

[Araciel]

Yes.

[Denmark]

sorry

btw i'm always on the ball if you can't keep up you gotta CHECK YO'SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO'SELF

i can't get drunk lately i get tired instead

[Araciel]

wriggedy wriggedy wreck yoself.

[Pike]

http://p.twimg.com/A1C1ZawCEAAIETU.png

[Quindiana Jones]

So, I got quite drunk on cheap wine last night. I may have fallen over. And I may have quite a horrible head wound as a result. I also may have burnt a few bridges that night. xD

Good times. :/

[Goldenboko]

im hungover.

[Tigmafuzz]

:spin:

[Citizen Bleys]

So, I got quite drunk on cheap wine last night. I may have fallen over. And I may have quite a horrible head wound as a result. I also may have burnt a few bridges that night. xD

Good times. :/

Wine? I thought you were a man.

[Shorty]

He lives in France, give him a break.

[Quindiana Jones]

I was drinking with a load of women, so the wine is acceptable. :bigsmile:

The cuts don't look too bad now I've got them patched up a bit. There's about a quarter of my eyebrow dashed on a road somewhere in St Germain en Laye, but other than that it's not too bad. The rest is just a long, ugly graze going from my eye to my ear! :D

I'll see about getting you lot a picture tomorrow, haha.

[Denmark]

im hungover.

at some point you gotta drink some water

[Jinx]

BAILEYSSSSSSSSSSSss

[Shorty]

I thought sailor jerry and I were buds, but after exclusively drinking gin for so long I'm finding that my head is having trouble adjusting to other liquors :(

[Goldenboko]

im hungover.

at some point you gotta drink some water

nope. :colbert:

[Shorty]

T-minus one hour and twenty minutes until our second holiday party/gift exchange where I will be getting drunk at work. So excited.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Time to finish up my plum wine...

[Agrias]

I was so thoroughly smashed last night peoples. I was too smashed to even type things properly in to my phone.

Witness, text from last night:

"OawkAaatrddd I love! Alwayas, you're constantly awaiable in my vagina! Oi love you!"

........Happy frackin' birthday to me. And also my friend Emily, who is constantly awaiable in my vagina.....-insert slow clap here-

[Night Fury]

If I get this essay finished today, I may indulge in some ginger beer mojito goodness this evening.

[Shorty]

oh man, I could go for a mojito.

[Tigmafuzz]

Time to finish up my plum wine...

HNNNG

[Denmark]

1. Tig you have to stop posting now you have 3333 posts
1a. edit: also acquire 5 more gil without posting so you can have 3333/777 combo

2. well I made myself a drink but haven't really touched it much in the last half hour. am i losing my touch? nah just not focused on the drinkings. also almost out of tonic but i'll be able to fix that tomorrow so no huge loss

another edit wtf more people need to be drinking and posting it's wednesday i mean it's 12/12/12/12/12/12/12/12/12/12 why aren't you celebrating: i give out rep like a catholic schoolgirl when i'm buzzed

[Denmark]

idc if doublepost come watch me play vidgame

i'm drunk (http://www.twitch.tv/spimmmm)

[Citizen Bleys]

Ordered a Manhattan from a bartender that didn't know what a Manhattan is, got it for the price of 1 shot

EDIT: that would be more impressive if I were a woman since it amounts to free wine

[jenovajunkie]

Does anyone even drink "Manhattans". I hear Manhattan has a lot of girly men types.....

Hey I'm just teasing! Just testing the water.

[Bubba]

I plan to hijack the FF Ciddies later when I get back from Christmas night out. My aim will be to create an account for every character in Final Fantasy history and make random posts.

More than likely though I'll pass out naked on the sofa.

[Citizen Bleys]

Being around drunk people really reinforces the fact that I won the stepfather lottery. My stepfather is ace.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Some friends graduated today. Still trying to sober up from this evening's events. @_@

[Jiro]

Heheheheheheheheheheheheh

[Tigmafuzz]

Heheheheheheheheheheheheh

NO MEANS NO JIRO

I'M NOT JUST A PIECE OF MEAT

[Jiro]

last night man :aimsun: that's all I can say :aimsun:

[Tigmafuzz]

I assumed it was something of that sort :erm:

[kotora]

Cool bro story of last night:

Still feeling the alcohol from last night. What a trout night out. First we got way too many shots at the bar, shook hands with a bunch of scary-looking African drug dealers standing outside the bar and even had a drunk conversation about how their business was going on a monday night, then went back in for more shots and got the hell out of there and trying to evade the drug dealers.

Then we went to the club, which was completely packed, too many dudes and no sign of the cute girls we met earlier who were also supposed to go there. Of course my friend mike was totally pulling one of the few girls there until he was dumb enough to ask me if I wanna leave to this other club. Shouldn't have said yes because that kinda cockblocked him. At least he did one before on me so the cockblocking score is even now.

Then we head all the way out to the other club, and when we arrive at around 4 it's like a war zone. There's teenagers puking their brains left right and center. Apparently yesterday was a party for the children of the VIPs who were at the party of the club's 25 anniversary last saturday and they were ordering bottles with their parent's credit cards like it was nothing. Of course, we didn't get in.

Then we met at the entrance this dude that we went out with last saturday, who actually did manage to get in. He was with a couple of Swedish girls who were also there on saturday. Best thing of the night happened: him telling the girls he was meeting with the guys from last saturday at the entrance, and they apparently were like "ugh we don't like that one guy." And he was like "Who, Mike?" "No, the bald one who was wearing the beanie". Fml. I didn't even wear the beanie for most of the time we hung out with them.

So we turned around, for some stupid reason got two more beers at a burger stand, and walked back to the other club, where Mike was chatting with some people who were leaving, including a girl who of course was totally into him and I was just standing there all awkward like and pissed off. Then we went back with a cab because every food place was still closed until 6 am.

[Vasher]

I drank so much sake last night that I ate Randy.

Eat Randy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqKPe9w5bUs)

[Agent Proto]

Um. I had some vodka to drink. I'm kinda tipsy at the moment. I think.

[Chris]

Had some Appleby Cider tonight. Doesn't seem to work.

[Jowy]

bottle of jameson and crazy straw purchased on lunch break. tonight, we dine in hell.

[Faris]

Spanish coffee doesn't last long. Oh well :( Time for something else.

[leader of mortals]

I drank for the first time a few days ago. I didn't really feel anything, I just noticed that I was off balance and I was laughing more than normal.

[Tigmafuzz]

I drank for the first time a few days ago. I didn't really feel anything, I just noticed that I was off balance and I was laughing more than normal.

Need vodka

more drink

[kotora]

Been getting drunk for a week straight now. It's been getting ridiculous and I gotta stop starting today. It's interfering with my sleeping rhythm and I'll probably make more progress in the gym if I drink less. No more vodka!

[Jinx]

Two espresso martinis at dinner. Lil tipsu.

[Bubba]

Merry Christmas from the UK! ...and everyone who is in this room!

...which is just me, but then... who am I talking to?

[Sephex]

Who needs New Years to drink when you live in an apartment by yourself?

Hey, why do they call them apartments when they are so close together. To get to the other side. Chickens are so stupid.

[Lonely Paper Star]

On Thursday, I drank on campus with three of my friends in one of the offices (one friend works there, and no one else was there because the school's between semesters). I honestly don't remember the latter half of that night but I threw up in a trash can in the office. Then again at home.

Man, that sweet tea vodka killed me. I guess the other stuff did, too, but I didn't even know I drank some of the raspberry vodka until my friend told me afterward. :eep:

PS - OMG my drunk texts were pretty awesome.

[jenovajunkie]

Damn America and their super cool selection of booze! Sweet tea vodka sounds AMAZING.

[Lonely Paper Star]

70 proof/35% alcohol by volume! D: (http://www.deepeddyvodka.com/index-main.html#2) It's strong by itself, but you can't taste the vodka at all if you add lemonade. We didn't have that on hand, so we put a little water instead. XD

[kotora]

Good stuff to mix with apple juice (pour it like 60-40 in favor of the vodka and it still tastes like apple pie): Zubrowka, Polish bison grass vodka (http://www.zubrowka.com/)

Shame it's banned in the Land of the Free :|

[Lonely Paper Star]

Baww, and it sounds good, too. ;<

[Pike]

1:38pm, time to get tipsy whilst playing Morrowind. :}

[Shorty]

YOU GET 'EM, GIRL

[Denmark]

70 proof/35% alcohol by volume

strong

:roll2

[Nicolas]

70 proof/35% alcohol by volume! D: (http://www.deepeddyvodka.com/index-main.html#2) It's strong by itself, but you can't taste the vodka at all if you add lemonade. We didn't have that on hand, so we put a little water instead. XD

Silly girl. That's not much at all. Sailor Jerry is 92 Proof and Beefeater is 94 Proof. Those are for light drinkin' too. :roll2

[Lonely Paper Star]

I don't have a high tolerance. Two white russians get me drunk. :redface:

[Shorty]

Be nice to Pitye, she's a sweet girl!

Don't listen to those drunken heathens, dear.

[Tigmafuzz]

Oh god Chopin is excellent.

Everclear is a bit... painful.

[Shorty]

If you can't handle everclear you're not a man.

[Madame Adequate]

When I was a teenager I was a proper wee scroot. Whenever we got hold of booze I was by far the most respected because I could neck an arbitrary quantity of it without caring. A quarter-liter of neat vodka? Yeah no problem. Everclear? Please, bring on something real. I'm Irish and Estonian, the former of which has a well-deserved reputation and the latter of which brews the strongest alcohol in the world, 196 proof, suck it Everscrub.

What I'm saying is Sarah you're a pussy.

[Lawr]

THERE'S A THREAD FOR THIS STUFF

[jenovajunkie]

Even this talk about alcohol is getting aggressive! Just saying....

=)

[Shorty]

:aimkiss:

[Tigmafuzz]

If you can't handle everclear you're not a man.

I didn't say I couldn't handle it :colbert:

[Shorty]

giiiiiiin and champaaaaaagne

[jenovajunkie]

giiiiiiin and champaaaaaagne
Never heard that before, sounds tasty. Now I may need to go buy some.

[Shorty]

Not mixed together, silly! That would be gross.

[Lawr]

Lately I've been getting really sick whenever I drink any hard liquor. All I did this summer was just drink from the bottle straight and get reckless but now I have to take a victory lap on the first shot...I can handle beer though, but it tastes sooo bad.

[jenovajunkie]

Not mixed together, silly! That would be gross.

Haha oh, embarrassed I am. :cool: But I'll act cool and walk away with my drink. Although now I am curious to test the hypothesis.

[Clo]

I just made plans to hang out with five different groups of people tonight, I AM THE GREATEST SOCIAL RETARD OF ALL TIME BOW DOWN AND KISS MY TOENAILS.

:party:

[jenovajunkie]

FOR SHORTY:

Monte Carlo Imperial recipe
3/4 oz gin
1/4 oz white creme de menthe
1/4 - 3/4 oz lemon juice
4 oz Champagne

Shake gin, creme de menthe and lemon juice well over ice cubes in a shaker. Strain into a champagne flute, fill with champagne, and serve.


Read more: Champagne cocktail recipes, with gin Champagne cocktail recipes, with gin (http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/170/#ixzz2GerBhs3f)

:tongue:

[Shorty]

Ooooh, look at you!

We ran out of gin last night, though :(

[jenovajunkie]

I just bought......... :eek: MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
Lol now we just have to not live states and provinces apart. HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR KICK OFF PARTY TONIGHT EVERYONE!

[Denmark]

We ran out of gin last night, though :(

:cry:

i'ma get durnk on some gins tonight. happy bill NYE everyone

[Shorty]

oh don't you worry, we have champagne and wine

[Denmark]

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

i might be biased

[Shorty]

we have bourbon and rum but nothing to mix them with

and those are man's booze so I don't do em straight

[Denmark]

MAN UP

or just drink your woman drinks. as long as it has alcohol in it i'll be satisfied

[Jinx]

Rum straight is for women, you puss.


CHAMPERS LOTS AND LOTS OF CHAMPERS

[Shorty]

Rum straight is for women, you puss.

So is chilled white wine. :greenie:

[Araciel]

My boss gave me a six pack of La Fin Du Monde

... I'm afraid.

[kotora]

Tonight was pretty nuts. Wanted to write up an entire story about how the night went, but couldn't really be arsed when I got back and who's gonna read it all anyway?
So here's a summary of tonight: had shitty food at an all you can eat sushi place, got anxious as fuck at the bars and wanted to go home but ended up sticking around just to see what would happen, got into a fancy club that kinda sucked, screwed up pulling 2 girls without even realizing they were into me, drank way too much (somehow our group ended up getting about 6 bottles of vodka for our entrance fee), chilled the fuck out, realized some new philosophical breakthroughs, and ended up going back in the morning with trigger mike again.
All in all a pretty mediocre night, but best NYE I've had in many years. Pretty decent start of the year!

Now I'm just clearing another bottle of water before going to sleep. Shit still spinning around when I close my eyes.

[Pheesh]

So my friend and I invented a drinking game months ago and last night was the first time we had a chance to try it out

....it was super effective >_<

[DMKA]

Skyy Martinis are the drink of the night here. Not too bad.


So my friend and I invented a drinking game months ago and last night was the first time we had a chance to try it out

....it was super effective >_<

Elaborate, please!

[Pheesh]

You watch the Metallica documentary 'Some Kind of Monster' and take a drink anytime someone says "feel/feelings/felt" and take a shot every time someone puts their head in their hands in despair or clutches the bridge of their nose in frustration.

You also take a drink every time there's a lead break or James Hetfield does an unnecessary "RAH", but those happen far less than you would think.

[Shorty]

ahahahaahaaaaa what best game ever

[Lonely Paper Star]

THREAD, I FOUND YOU

OHH MAI GAWWWD

[Tigmafuzz]

THREAD, I FOUND YOU

OHH MAI GAWWWD

Why didn't you skype me last night so we could be drunk together :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

So my friend and I invented a drinking game months ago and last night was the first time we had a chance to try it out

....it was super effective >_<

On that note, me and my friends decided to play shot roulette. It's basically just spin the bottle with shots instead of kissing though. We all got trashed by the time we got to the bar and there is a video of me chugging hot sauce and dancing to Gangnam Style.

[Tigmafuzz]

So my friend and I invented a drinking game months ago and last night was the first time we had a chance to try it out

....it was super effective >_<

On that note, me and my friends decided to play shot roulette. It's basically just spin the bottle with shots instead of kissing though. We all got trashed by the time we got to the bar and there is a video of me chugging hot sauce and dancing to Gangnam Style.

Picture thread. Now.

[Lonely Paper Star]

THREAD, I FOUND YOU

OHH MAI GAWWWD

Why didn't you skype me last night so we could be drunk together :(

Forgot. :<

[jenovajunkie]

If your drunk and still able to post, you haven't had enough to drink.

[Denmark]

what is this you people don't get drunk anymore

bump bump mother fucker

hi i ran out of gin and realized this just after the liquor store closed so i have to drink beer the rest of the night

who is drinking with me

[NorthernChaosGod]

I got drunk over the weekend.

Girls being drunk and falling.
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4638/photo1klp.jpg

Playing beer pong.
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/3966/photo2hyz.jpg

Group huddle.
http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/1821/photo3ji.jpg

[Jinx]

omg i think ncg is praying

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah, to the beer gods.

[black orb]

>>> EoFF should not promote alcoholism :monster:..:luca:

[Tigmafuzz]

>>> EoFF should not promote alcoholism :monster:..:luca:

It's okay, the administration isn't, only the members. :bigsmile:

[Chris]

I find those pics extremely arousing.

[ChristinaVera]

i am going to drink beer today as today is valentines day and i am feeling broken heart today

[NorthernChaosGod]

I find those pics extremely arousing.

Whose? o_O

[Araciel]

who's for getting completely wasted tonight?!

I am

[NorthernChaosGod]

I am. I have a four day weekend. :D

[Clouded Sky]

One before heading out to the bars. Anyone else in CST +9 or +10 that wanna have a party!?

40362

[Bubba]

These pictures have inspired me to to get drunk tonight.

My thanks go to Clouded Sky and the might NCG.

[Jinx]

butterscotch shnapps

what are you

[Rantz]

White russians, I've missed you.

My goal for tonight:

G7RgN9ijwE4

[NorthernChaosGod]

These pictures have inspired me to to get drunk tonight.

My thanks go to Clouded Sky and the might NCG.

:beer:

[Sephex]

I know I am drunk when I leave comments on Facebook status updates like this:

The problem is that Jay Leno's chin is actually an alien in disguise. There ain't no bike ride or vent chase! It's just the Leno's chin is from the planet Chinuchanaroth. In the Faciafeturus war of 254, space faring races had a massive interstellar war. This war nearly wiped out all life in the galaxy, but we were saved by the Rynashinlos.

The war was great, but destructive. Both races died...except Jay Leno, or as he is known in his language, Jaynarsoulilithyousarnatherusforthsintarhighboughsagnathisonedinahsicoparthehnoninakotommyforough, decided to take revenge on the universe by killing Carson and taking over the tonight show. His plan was to eventually make bad comedy for a safe TV audience.

This is how the world ends.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Got tipsy and played Skyrim. Nothing exciting, but I accidentally hit my follower like 10 times. -___-

[Pike]

okay guys it's going to happen

drinking like a horse and gonna play...... Deus Ex

[Shorty]

I love it when Pikey gets drunk :love:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think Pike should do a Let's Play while drunk.

[Pike]

this is a great idea.

[Sephex]

Got a bit drunk today with no energy left after work, so I made this. Facebook friends from this forums might have seen it earlier.

6v2xtxMGDHg

[NorthernChaosGod]

this is a great idea.

I'll buy you some booze if you really do it.

[Jinx]

Got a bit drunk today with no energy left after work, so I made this. Facebook friends from this forums might have seen it earlier.

6v2xtxMGDHg

what the fuck did i just watch

[Pike]

this is a great idea.

I'll buy you some booze if you really do it.

This is tempting.

[Cloudane]

12 hours of drinking. Still don't really feel drink!

[jenovajunkie]

Well maybe you're not doing it right...

[Denmark]

> don't really feel drink
> feel drink
> drink

justsayin

[Citizen Bleys]

Third consecutive barkeep in a row that didn't know that a Caucasian is a White Russian. Don't people watch The Big Lebowski?

[NorthernChaosGod]

this is a great idea.

I'll buy you some booze if you really do it.

This is tempting.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

[Shorty]

gin gin gin gin gin gin gin gin gin