The Drunk Thread

[jenovajunkie]

I need to drink with you

[Pike]

SHOULD I DRINK TONIGHT??

Y/N

[Denmark]

Y Y A THOUSAND TIMES Y

i have a healthy supply of gin and tonic and it's staring me down. i shall have to tackle this foe

[Jinx]

SHOULD I DRINK TONIGHT??

Y/N

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Do you work tomorrow, miss?

[Pike]

No, which is why I'm considering it

[Rantz]

I made eggnog in December and I still have more than half of the yucky bourbon I got for it, so I'm mixing it with coke. Not great, but hey it's alcoholic amirite

[Jinx]

No, which is why I'm considering it

Well we're getting a shit ton of snow.

I will drink with you!

[Denmark]

5pm on a monday: gin+tonic time

[Shorty]

Wait for meeeeeeeee!

[Jinx]

Wait for meeeeeeeee!



:D YEEEES

SARAH STEPH AND SAM

GETTIN DRUNK

[Shorty]

oh I meant about gin but that too!

[Jinx]

:( :( :(

well i mean

if you don't WANT to drink with us

:(

[Denmark]

it's okay everyone

sarah of course we can gin together what kind of silly question is that

AND you can all get drunk together

DRUNK PARTY etcetc

(i think every post i make in this thread has to include the word "gin")

[Parker]

I want to get internet drunk soon. We could skype chat and slur at each other

[Rantz]

I want to get drunk with Denmark. Silly timezones, maybe I'll adopt EST this coming weekend.

[Denmark]

I want to get drunk with Denmark. Silly timezones, maybe I'll adopt EST this coming weekend.

ooh baby

seriously can we all just set aside a time to get shitfaced together

[Rantz]

Yes please!

[Jinx]

This will never happen, as I work on weekends


/foreveralone

[Shorty]

You lame east coasters will all be gone by the time I leave work!

[Denmark]

it's only 6:15 now sarah! i'm playing the long game here

[Pike]

I want to get drunk with Denmark. Silly timezones, maybe I'll adopt EST this coming weekend.

let's do it

this Friday I am in

[Jinx]

I want to get drunk with Denmark. Silly timezones, maybe I'll adopt EST this coming weekend.

let's do it

this Friday I am in

YES NO ONE LIKES THAT TIFA'S BOOBS GIRL

[Pike]

SHUT UP THIS IS LIKE MY ONLY WEEKEND OFF I HAVE TO ENJOY IT

[Denmark]

WHY AREN'T WE ALL DRINKING RIGHT NOW

[Shorty]

T-MINUS TEN MINUTES

[Denmark]

AWW YEAH

gin

[NorthernChaosGod]

PIKE SHOULD DRINK.

[Denmark]

hi my name is rob and i like alcohol

QUE SERA SERA BITCHES

gin

[Pheesh]

ehe...eheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheehe....

O.O

[Shorty]

nerd xD

[edczxcvbnm]

Drunk Science - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avYBuijHPBI)

This is what Sephex and I accomplished last night.

[Ouch!]

All the love for gin in this thread makes me so happy.

[Denmark]

PARTYTIME TONIGHT FEATURING PONTUS

edit: forgot to put the word gin in my post

[jenovajunkie]

What do you drink your gin with? I actually drink just beer now a days.

[Parker]

denmark drinks it straight, ironically

[Rantz]

Gin goes with tonic and if you don't have tonic juice may suffice.

[Denmark]

i usually drink gin with tonic, though i'll probably end up just going rocks tonight because i didn't go out to the store today. whoops.

e: after i finish the little tonic i have left that is

[Ouch!]

Hendrick's gin. Straight. Ice (or scotch rocks so as to not water it down if I'm at home or they're available).

[Pheesh]

I drink Tom Collins('s?); Gin, half a lemon/lime, soda water and traditionally a teaspoon of caster sugar but I don't worry about that, I prefer it unsweetened.

Last night was all whiskey and beer though.

[Rocket Edge]

I'm plastered out of my mind. Just drank the last bit of liqueur in the house and now I've nothing HELP

[Denmark]

join #eoff we are boozing

i'm out of tonic, now all gin

startin to FEEL IT FEEL IT

[Shorty]

Kent just called to tell me that he got in trouble with his wife for harassing little kids by making monster noises and that he was drunk and then he promptly told me he was going to get off the phone.

This was our first phone conversation.

edit: and then his wife got mad that he drunk dialed another girl (me) in front of her and had to throw some cold water on the situation so he told her I was a lesbian and pulled up an old fb photo of me and my best friend and told her that's who I'm gay for

and then he liked the photo on facebook

not your night tonight is it mate

[Cloudane]

> don't really feel drink
> feel drink
> drink

justsayin

Yeah I kinda felt it the morning after
and barely remember making that post :p

It's Sunday, but also I have a week off work. BOOZE!

[Denmark]

WOO BOOZE

last night was fun and just what i needed, thanks be to everyone involved! let's do it again when i have more gin kk

[Citizen Bleys]

It's Gin O'Clock!

[Citizen Bleys]

Tonight is going to get me lynched in both of my ongoing mafia games

[Pheesh]

I am fucking schlammered

[Sephex]

I had a bite to drink. I also just beat Chrono Trigger. Today was a good day.

[Denmark]

thirsty thursday with mah gurlzzzz

or just by myself whatever

parker is drunk right now though so i'm not alone

[Tigmafuzz]

I wish I could be in this thread again ;_;

[Sephex]

So edczxcvbnm and I got wasted and livestreamed us playing video games last night. We played a round of Mario Party 2 on the Western Map. We then went for another game on the Haunted map, but the game froze, so ed failed at the Dracula fight for awhile. To finish off the stream, ed and I both beat Mega Man 2 with me only dying once, and him dying twice.

I have a slight headache and I am a bit dehydrated.

[jenovajunkie]

How often do you guys drink?

[Shorty]

We never stop.

[Sephex]

Usually once every Friday. I personally might have a little something a couple of other times a week. That doesn't happen as often as it used to, however.

[Jinx]

I fucking owe Jiro 10 monies. :mad2:

[Pike]

How often do you guys drink?

it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week

[Bubba]

ed and I both beat Mega Man 2 with me only dying once, and him dying twice.

You guys are my smurfing heroes. Seriously.

[jenovajunkie]

How often do you guys drink?

it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week

:kakapo:

[Mikztsu]

I don't really DRINK all that often anymore, maybe once or twice per two months and it's for the obligatory stuff like birthday parties etc. Used to be once or twice per week.

[Calliope]

So, my bff decided she was giving up drinking for March and wanted some detox-buddies, so I was all "Yeah, alright; I love randomly abstaining from consuming things for no reason, sign me up!" Then I IMed her on Tuesday being all "Sup?" and she was all "Just sitting around, having a couple of beers", and I was all "WHAT THE HELL, DUDE" :mad2:

So, instead of swilling my Johnnie Walker, I'm drinking lemon tea out of spite :roll2

[NorthernChaosGod]

How often do you guys drink?

it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week

You're still supposed to do the Let's Play. I'll buy you two 12 packs.

[Denmark]

this is 3 days in a row of boozing for me. it's like being in college again fond memories

st. patrick's day is next weekend. i'm going to a party at my brother's, but probably won't bring my computer. if you get a text from me next saturday, you should probably ignore it

[Citizen Bleys]

Why the SMURF was the toilet seat up in the gents'?

[Denmark]

do you mean down? because it should always be up

[Citizen Bleys]

@Denmark: you are correct and I am drunk.

This deserves to be immortalized:

BARFLY: Can I have 20 of those?
BARTENDER: 20 of what?
BARFLY: Whatever the fuck *they* just ordered

[Denmark]

20 of any drink sounds great, i can see why you'd want to order that

[Citizen Bleys]

Aye, but it was Ecstasy, so it was only about 2 shots split amongst 10 people

My real entertainment is a 50-year-old woman who thinks I kinnae read her.

I know how a mother thinks, I happen to have one.

[Denmark]

I know how a mother thinks, I happen to have one.

saving this quote forever

[Citizen Bleys]

In faith, do as thou wishest; for I this night hath counterfeted as one ten years my junior

[Denmark]

one thing i've noticed is that you should really start speaking english

[Citizen Bleys]

In fact, I have a dilemma; the body language of a friend doth indicate that she thinketh I have an unrequited passion for her. 'Tisn't the case, but I wish not to harm one so undeserving of such...

[Denmark]

polite "no, thank you" should suffice

be happy to be enjoyed by the ladies, though, bro

alternatively: methinks you doth protest too much

[Citizen Bleys]

She's 50, bro

[Denmark]

any female attention is positive female attention, bro

[Citizen Bleys]

NOT WHEN SHE'S THE SAME AGE AS ME FRAKKIN' MOTHER

[Denmark]

you don't have to ACT on it

just APPRECIATE it

[Calliope]

In fact, I have a dilemma; the body language of a friend doth indicate that she thinketh I have an unrequited passion for her. 'Tisn't the case, but I wish not to harm one so undeserving of such...

If she thinks you have unrequited feelings for her, then isn't it a non-issue?

[Pike]

How often do you guys drink?

it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week

You're still supposed to do the Let's Play. I'll buy you two 12 packs.

WHICH GAME??

[Goldenboko]

I haven't been drunk in forever. *Shakes fist at classes*

[NorthernChaosGod]

How often do you guys drink?

it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week

You're still supposed to do the Let's Play. I'll buy you two 12 packs.

WHICH GAME??

I'm debating between Morrowind, some Civ, or SMAC.

[Denmark]

I haven't been drunk in forever. *Shakes fist at classes*

hahaha implying classes are a reason to not get drunk

[Ouch!]

I haven't been drunk in forever. *Shakes fist at classes*

hahaha implying classes are a reason to not get drunk
The best kinds of classes are the classes where you end up drinking with your professors.

[Denmark]

I haven't been drunk in forever. *Shakes fist at classes*

hahaha implying classes are a reason to not get drunk
The best kinds of classes are the classes where you end up drinking with your professors.

this was my favorite part of grad school.

[Pike]

How often do you guys drink?

it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week

You're still supposed to do the Let's Play. I'll buy you two 12 packs.

WHICH GAME??

I'm debating between Morrowind, some Civ, or SMAC.

Oh these are all great choices. You really can't go wrong with any of these.

[Gamblet]

I have not drank for a month. I like not having an hangover, but I need to go out more. :|

[Bubba]

The best kinds of classes are the classes where you end up sleeping with your professors.

Fixed.

[Pheesh]

I know it's only Monday, but plans have already been made for another round of 'Some Kind of Drinking Game', my friend and I's Metallica drinking game... with tequila as the chosen spirit. This is now an official countdown to oblivion. It'll be one of the days this weekend.

[Jinx]

I know it's only Monday, but plans have already been made for another round of 'Some Kind of Drinking Game', my friend and I's Metallica drinking game... with tequila as the chosen spirit. This is now an official countdown to oblivion. It'll be one of the days this weekend.

I want to come to Australia just to play this drinking game with you.

[NorthernChaosGod]

How often do you guys drink?

it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week

You're still supposed to do the Let's Play. I'll buy you two 12 packs.

WHICH GAME??

I'm debating between Morrowind, some Civ, or SMAC.

Oh these are all great choices. You really can't go wrong with any of these.

I just want to know which one will be the most difficult for you or entertaining for the rest of us. :p

[Pheesh]

I know it's only Monday, but plans have already been made for another round of 'Some Kind of Drinking Game', my friend and I's Metallica drinking game... with tequila as the chosen spirit. This is now an official countdown to oblivion. It'll be one of the days this weekend.

I want to come to Australia just to play this drinking game with you.

This has given me the idea to organise this over skype one day, with as many people as we can find who don't value their livers at all.

[Shorty]

I'm in. Naturally.

edit: read that as "lives" first but livers works too

[Denmark]

me too, probably. naturally.

[Pheesh]

I'm in. Naturally.

edit: read that as "lives" first but livers works too

Well I haven't lost a man... yet.

This weekend will be the first time I've tried it out with a couple tweaks to the rules. So if we do organise it hopefully it'll be perfect by that time >=D

[Shorty]

dooo it so we can play! :3

[Denmark]

we're all alcoholics and enablers

that's why i love this thread

[Sephex]

Whiskey is brown
Vodka is clear
Bitch still ugly
Have another beer

[Shorty]

EoAA

[Jinx]

Phil--I'm probably taking a weekend off soon. I'll let you know, and maybe we can do it then. :3

[Sephex]

edczxcvbnm, me, and a bunch of friends are going to play Mario Party 2 right now!

Sephex1982 (http://www.twitch.tv/Sephex1982)

[Vasher]

No problem here. I traded my liver for a bottle of Julio long ago.

Tonight it's all about Hofbrau and Optimator.

[Pheesh]

Preparations were just finalized for tonight's round of "Some Kind of Drinking Game". I'll post in here with the decided upon spirit and be sure to (try and) update if I still have a functioning body.

[Mikztsu]

I'll follow this with excitement tonight. From night shift.


:(

[Pheesh]

there is vomit all over everything!!!

[Iceglow]

In fact, I have a dilemma; the body language of a friend doth indicate that she thinketh I have an unrequited passion for her. 'Tisn't the case, but I wish not to harm one so undeserving of such...

This is where you should have banged the woman and then posted a shamefaced eoeo thread where I could spend my days posting quotes from Dear Deidre out of The Sun.

Went out got pretty pissed last night, sorry Ashton you got me on FB Messenger fucked as hell. Was a good night, was joking with a friend where I told him to kiss my arse, he insisted it was only because he was black I asked. I naturally being me agreed with this assessment and then one of the incredibly hot Scandinavian girls we were out with got Jealous that she hadn't kissed my arse so she literally did kiss my arse! I was laughing so hard and was just like "....Did Krista really kiss my arse? I think I'm winning bro!"

[Gamblet]

there is vomit all over everything!!!

Seems like a fun night.

[Citizen Bleys]

Happy Shit Faced Sunday!

[Shorty]

whoooooooooooooooooooo

[Citizen Bleys]

An apposite and erudite comment as e'er

EDIT: 31 minutes til gin o'clock!

As for St. Patrick's falling on a SFS, my only green garment is a kilt, and 'tis like -20 out. There will be no kilt-wearing today

[Night Fury]

In fact, I have a dilemma; the body language of a friend doth indicate that she thinketh I have an unrequited passion for her. 'Tisn't the case, but I wish not to harm one so undeserving of such...

This is where you should have banged the woman and then posted a shamefaced eoeo thread where I could spend my days posting quotes from Dear Deidre out of The Sun.

Went out got pretty pissed last night, sorry Ashton you got me on FB Messenger smurfed as hell. Was a good night, was joking with a friend where I told him to kiss my arse, he insisted it was only because he was black I asked. I naturally being me agreed with this assessment and then one of the incredibly hot Scandinavian girls we were out with got Jealous that she hadn't kissed my arse so she literally did kiss my arse! I was laughing so hard and was just like "....Did Krista really kiss my arse? I think I'm winning bro!"

If only she knew what has been known to come out of it.

[Jowy]

I feel perfectly fine this morning!

[Shorty]

You didn't party hard enough. Square.

help I'm dying

[Calliope]

I feel perfectly fine this morning!

Top of the Morning, indeed :D

[NorthernChaosGod]

You didn't party hard enough. Square.

help I'm dying

noob

[Shorty]

giiiiiiiiiiiin

[Denmark]

giiiiiin and beer because i ran out of gin :(

[Shorty]

that's a terrible mix D:

[Denmark]

not TOGETHER

fine.

gin and tonic, which finished up my gin. then i drank beers.

[Shorty]

GO GET MORE

[Denmark]

I CAN'T IT'S 1:16 AM AND I'VE BEEN DRINKING

the store that i would not drive drunk to anyway is closed so :(

[Sephex]

Booze...
with wine and some beer...

These are the spirits of the drunk man's enterprise.
His continuing mission: To destroy all vital organs.
To puke out fast food and slow burning stomach acid.

To boldly drink like no man has drank before!

[Parker]

i cant do big cool letter like sephex.


but oh boy am i drunk

[Araciel]

Tonight is a night do destroy some burned up braincells... Beer and rye will be imbibed in copious amounts and butts will be liberally kicked

[Sephex]

edczxcvbnm, myself, and another friend of ours are playing Mario Party 7. This time, we got a proper set up since we are using edczxcvbnm's computer. We are also drunk.

edczxcvbnm (http://www.twitch.tv/edczxcvbnm)

[Lonely Paper Star]

Hi.

Plain ol' rum and cokoe but mmmm that's all i need. :D :cool:

[Denmark]

brand new and beer night, that turned into alkaline trio and alcohol night. good fun all around

[Denmark]

dubpost bamp


[20:59:31] <denmark> i'm going to have a celebratory gin and tonic
[20:59:35] <denmark> the first of many
[20:59:52] <denmark> though every gin and tonic i have is celebratory
[20:59:59] <denmark> even if it's just celebrating the fact that i have gin
[21:00:13] <foa> as in "hooray, its' gin and tonic"
[21:00:16] <foa> it's*

foa gets it.

[Parker]

reminder that if denmark has cucumber in his G&T he uses ugly discs instead of elegant ribbons of cuke. lol.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I always forget to post here when I've been drinking.

[Denmark]

reminder that if denmark has cucumber in his G&T he uses ugly discs instead of elegant ribbons of cuke. lol.

i think you mean "rantzien" not "denmark".

i'll probably have more celebratory g+t's tonight.

[Jinx]

I had an Indian beer last night. It was amazeballs.


I think I am starting to like beer.

[Rocket Edge]

Just after sinking 8 of Budweisers finest (born only 7 days ago baby), hopefully the hangover won't be too bad tomorrow.

[Mikztsu]

Is this thread H00ter's legacy to EoFF? Also, how many of you he influenced?

[Denmark]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGjW49HCcAANSuA.jpg:large

gin on rocks. glass looks ugly with no garnish but i just don't have one. needs a lime.

this is still the makings of a Good Friday though

[Sephex]

edczxcvbnm are drinking and playing Mario Party 4 while streaming it right now. Come join!

edczxcvbnm (http://www.twitch.tv/edczxcvbnm)

[Parker]

I am drinking a J20 juice drink which is not at all alcoholic but it reminds me of a time when I was still in high school and we went to the pub for the first time illegally and two of my friends ordered j20 thinking they were alcopops and got placebo-effect tipsy and hit the dance floor.

[Denmark]

new gin, new tonic, same old saturday

[Citizen Bleys]

Nor tasting the gin in these gin and tonics. Time for a martini.

[Citizen Bleys]

Well hell I can taste that.

I'm thinking martinis are like Bushmill's: to be sipped and enjoyed slowly

[Calliope]

We just got home from the farmer's market, so I juiced two apples, a lemon and a knob of ginger, heated the juice on the stove, and threw in two shots of whiskey, some honey and cinnamon. Take that, cold!

[Pike]

should I booze tonight, y/n

and if y, what vidya should go with it

[Jinx]

y

morrowind

[Rantz]

Y, and Feed the Head (http://www.feedthehead.net/). Further along the alcohol timeline, go for some I Love You Like A Fat Lady Loves Apples (http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/).

[Pike]

Feed the Head (http://www.feedthehead.net/).

what... what is this

[NorthernChaosGod]

I hope it's not too late, but yes. And play... Contra.

[Jinx]

Feed the Head (http://www.feedthehead.net/).

what... what is this

um

[Bubba]

I am currently downing my fourth Mojito in a beach bar at the Palm Jumeirah in Dubai. Mine and the missus' flight back to the UK is at 7am tomorrow morning (12 hours from now). We have decided to power on through and not go to sleep. Stay tuned to see whether we make it!

[Rantz]

I am currently downing my fourth Mojito in a beach bar at the Palm Jumeirah in Dubai. Mine and the missus' flight back to the UK is at 7am tomorrow morning (12 hours from now). We have decided to power on through and not go to sleep. Stay tuned to see whether we make it!

Good times. This Friday was mojito night for me!

[Bubba]

Our cab is picking us up in exactly two-and-a-half hours and we are back in the apartment. There is enough Jim Beam left for one decent measure with coke.

We may have peaked too soon.

[Calliope]

Dough, the stuff...that buys me beer
Ray - the guy who sells me beer...
Me, the guy, who drinks the beer
So, I'll have another beer...
La, I'll have another beer...
Tea, no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That brings us back to...D'oh!

[Bubba]

Dough, the stuff...that buys me beer
Ray - the guy who sells me beer...
Me, the guy, who drinks the beer
So, I'll have another beer...
La, I'll have another beer...
Tea, no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That brings us back to...D'oh!

What about "Fa"?

[Calliope]

Fuck that noise. I'm almost actually drunk now!

**Not on beer, beer is disgusting. HOT TODDIES 4EVA.

[Jowy]

**Not on beer, beer is disgusting.

That is DEBATABLE.
Quilter's Irish Death - Iron Horse Brewery - Ellensburg, WA - BeerAdvocate (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/11212/38703)

last night we encountered a bunch of drunk fratbros wearing plastic narwhal horns and trying to gore each other. good times!

[Jinx]

What's fa?

[Pike]

What's fa?

A LONG LONG WAY TO RUUUUNNNN

so, a needle pulling thread
la, a note to follow so
ti a drink with jam and bread
that will bring us back to...

[Calliope]

**Not on beer, beer is disgusting.

That is DEBATABLE.
Quilter's Irish Death - Iron Horse Brewery - Ellensburg, WA - BeerAdvocate (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/11212/38703)

last night we encountered a bunch of drunk fratbros wearing plastic narwhal horns and trying to gore each other. good times!

I think I'm supposed to try Pike Monk's Uncle sometime! Bellingham has a few breweries also.

[Pike]

I think I'm supposed to try Pike Monk's Uncle sometime! Bellingham has a few breweries also.

What did you say about my uncle?? :mad2:

p.s. do you live in washington

[Calliope]

Far, a long way to get beer!

Also, yes.

[Pike]

ooooooooh

I lived in Lynnwood/Bothell when I was really young but moved away when I was about 9 years old

Then I recently moved back for a year (because it's where my mom lives) and I lived in Oak Harbor and commuted 45 minutes to Burlington each day, it kind of sucked but the drive was beautiful at least

Glad to be back in Montana though!

[Jowy]

but you can pick it up at QFC!

[Pike]

but you can pick it up at QFC!

when i was a kid we had to go to this assembly where these guys from QFC put on a play (i have no idea why)

there was some sort of QFC monster who was obsessed with bananas, yeah i don't know

[Calliope]

/laughing

[Jinx]

DO OH OH OH OH

SO DO LA FA MI DO RE
SO DO LA TI DO RE DO
WHEN YOU KNOW THE NOTES TO SING
YOU CAN SING MOST ANYTHING

[Jinx]

Already drunk, already high, and my friend just showed me her tits and her vagina because she got them pierced.

Yeah, it's gonna be one of those nights.

[Unbreakable Will]

And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander

Where are me boots, me noggin, noggin boots
they're all gone for beer and tobacco
For the heels they are worn out and the toes are kicked about
And the soles are looking for better weather

And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander

Where is me shirt me noggin, noggin shirt
It's all gone for beer and tobacco
For the collar is all worn and the sleeves they are all torn
And the tail is looking for better weather

And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander

I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed
Since I first came ashore from me slumber
For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know
Far across the western ocean I must wander

And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander

[Parker]

i had a bunch of whiskey this evening

[krissy]

Cat Jump Fail with Music: Sail by AWOLNATION - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0)

[Denmark]

Cat Jump Fail with Music: Sail by AWOLNATION - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0)

i hadn't seen the original video but knew the song. the anticipation and buildup were excellent.

[Chris]

I never drink, and I got drunk after one beer yesterday. :(

[Shorty]

Drunk?

[Calliope]

Beer?

[Denmark]

After?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yesterday?

[Rantz]

And?

[Gamblet]

Yesterday?

All my troubles seemed so far away...

[Jinx]

Seltza?

[Sephex]

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/yolorex_zpsc296c181.png

[Shorty]

sooooooo gone omg

[Lawr]

fuck my life forreal,

[Fonzie]

smurf my life forreal,

Stop being so black, you black guy.

[Lawr]

smurf my life forreal,

Stop being so black, you black guy.

cole traiiinn!

[Jowy]

Nobody here is worthy of calling themselves the cole traiiiiiiiin, baby! He's the most awesome character in the entire series.

[Shorty]

smurf my life forreal,

Stop being so black, you black guy.

cole traiiinn!

Cnd7NovxFsg

[Parker]

I was going to post that! First the cover picture and now this. You are on thin ice.

[Shorty]

I think you mean we're becoming besties.

[Gamblet]

Punch him in the face!

[Denmark]

Sarah's Besties, Vol. 340987234

:love:

[Shorty]

There are different formulas and layers and specifications. :mymelbert:

[Parker]

im pretty deep i hope

[Parker]

in the layers i mean


only pontus has been deeper

and all those other guys

[Shorty]

:|

[Citizen Bleys]

At the bar I stopped at on the way to my usual bar:

Me: Martini, no garnish.
Barkeep: With gin, or vodka?
Me (in a British accent): Why, gin, of course. I'm not a communist.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nobody here is worthy of calling themselves the cole traiiiiiiiin, baby! He's the most awesome character in the entire series.

I'm the fuckin' Cole Train. :colbert:

[kotora]

today, I found out there's actually alcohol in wine. Had about 3 bottles at the celebrate-new-issue drink at work. Ended up puking up the entire floor, and having my mom pick me up when everyone had left. And because I'm hardcore about being a journalist, I still went to the fashion show :monster: didn't make too much of a fool of myself, even though the girls were a bit upset about me being 2 hours late. But I explained that's just how I rol; :colbert:

stuff to do tonight before people get suspicious! :monster:
- write article about the ladies' fashion show
- hope nobody smells/notices the puke on the work floor while I'm away

alcohol is bad :monster:

[Unbreakable Will]

Sigh, I haven't really drank in 6-7 months. I need a drink.

:cuch:

[Rebellious Eagle]

I really don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks unless they're super fruity/sweet/based in soda. Beer is something I will never understand.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I am going to drown myself in alcohol tonight.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I really don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks unless they're super fruity/sweet/based in soda. Beer is something I will never understand.

Aren't you like 17? :p

[Lonely Paper Star]

Melon vodka shots. :3

[edczxcvbnm]

I really don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks unless they're super fruity/sweet/based in soda. Beer is something I will never understand.

You just need to find stuff you like. I don't like much beer outside of Belgian Whites and Triples. You also just need to find some drinks you like. There is a reason certain drink (rum & cokes, ScrewDrivers, gin and tonics) have stood the test of time.

EDIT: Also using better booze like Absolute or Tanqueray can make a world of difference.

[Jinx]

I really don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks unless they're super fruity/sweet/based in soda. Beer is something I will never understand.

You might when you're older.

I used to hate anything that wasn't sweet, now I love dry alcohol too.

[Unbreakable Will]

I really don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks unless they're super fruity/sweet/based in soda. Beer is something I will never understand.

You might when you're older.

I used to hate anything that wasn't sweet, now I love dry alcohol too.
This ^

I used to only drink girly drinks when I first started out but as I got older I started to appreciate hard liquor and wines.

[Calliope]

Help, I'm trapped inside Spuuky's Grandma's RV in the middle of Tucson!

(Rum & Coke #2)

42610

[Lonely Paper Star]

Moooreeeee melon vdoka shots. :D

[Denmark]

last night i went out to dinner + trivia with my brother and his wife and their trivia partners, and i drank some gin+tonics. and they were delicious.

and oh boy i'm glad i wasn't paying because damn

that's one of the reasons i never go to bars

[Pheesh]

People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.

[Jowy]

People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.

How much for a pint of beer?

[Pheesh]

8 to 10 dollars depending on the beer/bar.

[kotora]

People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.

granted they make aussie-level money :monster:

[Pheesh]

Shh >.>

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I am not fucking drunk enough for my life right now.

[NorthernChaosGod]

People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.

The price of alcohol is always too high. :colbert:

[Faris]

heeheeeheeeehee heeeheeeeheeeeheeee heeeheeeheeeehee heeeheehee

[Parker]

that

[Faris]

OH YOU >=O

[the_best_noob]

This pretty good beer called Horny Goat I'm too drunk to know if its good or not

[Citizen Bleys]

Some dude just bellowed "lasagna!" with no context and for no reason

Life is good

[Citizen Bleys]

Well this is new--belligerent bastard Perry is trying to be friendly.

For about 8 years now he's been trying to pick fights with me; we'll be in year nine sometime this summer

[Shorty]

Why not go for the nine and then make up?


People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.

I paid $14 per cocktail at the Chelsea Ballroom in Vegas. You shut your whore mouth.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why not go for the nine and then make up?


People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.

I paid $14 per cocktail at the Chelsea Ballroom in Vegas. You shut your whore mouth.

You have tits, how is that possible? I don't even pay that much for drinks. :p

[Pheesh]

Lol, you just go to the floor and get free drinks delivered to you, you silly girl!!

Or pay like 5 dollars for the same drink at Fremont St.

[Night Fury]

I haven't been drunk in ages. I actually went to a house party on Friday and drank some Ribena because I had work the next day.


What kind of student am I?!

Saying that, I was still singing Single Ladies with my taxi driver on the way home sooo... who needs to be drunk anyways?

[Unbreakable Will]

Why not go for the nine and then make up?


People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.

I paid $14 per cocktail at the Chelsea Ballroom in Vegas. You shut your whore mouth.

You have tits, how is that possible? I don't even pay that much for drinks. :p
:colbert:

[Shorty]

Lol, you just go to the floor and get free drinks delivered to you, you silly girl!!

Or pay like 5 dollars for the same drink at Fremont St.

The Ballroom is four floors up from the casinos and drinks aren't allowed in. :colbert: Drinks are expensive up there!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why not go for the nine and then make up?


People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.

I paid $14 per cocktail at the Chelsea Ballroom in Vegas. You shut your whore mouth.

You have tits, how is that possible? I don't even pay that much for drinks. :p
:colbert:
What?

[Denmark]

or just go to the liquor store and buy reasonably-priced alcohol and make your drinks as strong as you want them. :monster:

[Shorty]

That's not really an option when you're waiting in line for a show, is it :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Buy drinks beforehand and get drunk in line.

[Denmark]

ha, going out and doing things

who do you think i am

also yeah, what ncg said

[Shorty]

It's nice to know that I'm getting advice from the five-star alcoholics around here. :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

We know how to do it. We just need Cuch to come in and weigh in now.

[Denmark]

implying that you're not a five-star alcoholic

see my signature for a good idea of the look on my face

[Shorty]

I'm a six-star alcoholic, son.

[Denmark]

THAT IS A LIE IT STOPS AT FIVE

stop it now i want a drink but it's like 3pm and i'm working

[Shorty]

No, no. You graduate to six if you bring a flask in to work.

I confess that I haven't ever had the need to do that (because we stocked booze openly in the fridge, tee hee).

[Denmark]

I wouldn't drink at work (unless they offered). I would drink while working from home. As in, I have.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've drunk at work, because they offered.

[Chris]

I offered to buy my friends one drink each, and they picked something called Strawberry Da... something. It costed me $35 for both. Is this normal? :(

[Gamblet]

I offered to buy my friends one drink each, and they picked something called Strawberry Da... something. It costed me $35 for both. Is this normal? :(

Not where I live.

[Lawr]

Informing you guys now that I'll be all over this thread once school is out.


I offered to buy my friends one drink each, and they picked something called Strawberry Da... something. It costed me $35 for both. Is this normal? :(

Probably a strawberry daiquiri and that's a little pricey!

[Pheesh]

It's ANZAC day, I have to get drunk or the terrorists win.

[Parker]

I'm going to drink some spirits. Will be sure to tell everyone I love them in irc or Skype or here.

[Loony BoB]

I thought I would pop into the drunk thread while I am drunk.

[Calliope]

God save the Queen!

(Not drunk, I'm the designated sober poster)

[Aulayna]

I wish I was drunk and not at work right now.

Amazing how much more appealing going out drinking with people I'd normally hold at arm's length seems now I'm on night shift. >>

[Parker]

I'm moderately intoxicated

[Sephex]

I been stressed from packing all week. I finally have some downtime at edczxcvbnm's. We are going to drunk get. At least I am. I need this release so ****ing bad.

[Den2Bright]

Guess I am doing those shots too.

[Sephex]

Knock Knock.

Who be at my door?

A man, who?

A man who better bringing me more booze.


You thought I was going to go somewhere with this? Ha.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Can I pre-post for tomorrow night? I'm going to get absolutely trashed tomorrow and will be too preoccupied to post.

[Chris]

Going out tonight. I think I will have a cock...tail, or two.