The Drunk Thread

[Fonzie]

Going out tonight. I think I will have a cock...tail, or two.

Penis.

[Lonely Paper Star]

melon vodka shots part II yeeeeee

time to drunk chat with friesnds.


liquor store blues playing rn on spotify mmm

[Jinx]

I was so drunk last night.

I drank like 9 hard ciders. :shobon:

[Unbreakable Will]

Mmmm, ginger-ale and vodka is great. Who knew? :gator:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Mmmm, ginger-ale and vodka is great. Who knew? :gator:

Everyone but you, because vodka mixes with pretty much anything else you'd want to drink. :p

[Shorty]

The other drunks on this forum should join me for drinks.

[Calliope]

I would if I could. What a shit of a day this has been.

[Denmark]

i have no booze. and I'm packing. on Friday I'm fully moved out though and i am getting boozed up that night, you better believe it

[Shorty]

Second weekend in a row you've let me down, dude :argh:

[Denmark]

Moving excuse :monster:

[Pheesh]

In my experience moving is usually a perfect excuse to get drunk

[Unbreakable Will]

In my experience moving is usually a perfect excuse to get drunk
:monster:

[Denmark]

yeah except i finished up all my gin and knew i wouldn't be able to finish another bottle before the end of the move

i've been having some beers occasionally. that's the entire contents of my new fridge at this point

i'll be back on the alcoholic train very soon amigos

[Jowy]

hibiscus + pomegranate infused vodka? gimme more.

[Shorty]

are you a woman eric dabrowski

[Denmark]

less than 24 hours probably until i make nachos and get drunk and eat those nachos

order of events is VERY important here

[~*~Celes~*~]

not exactly drunk, but had a wine cooler with my dinner tonight, and besides a glass of homemade wine a friend made, this is my first drink since....march 2012 :D

[Jowy]

are you a woman eric dabrowski

everyone that repped this post is grounded. my roommate's cousin brought it over and i mixed it with some grapefruit juice. it was delicious.

[Denmark]

you're not a woman for enjoying it, you're a woman for TALKING about enjoying it

that's how manhood works

[theundeadhero]

Drank a six-pack last night.
Thursdays are a WoW raid night and they're usually more fun with beer.
My raid team seems to do better on nights that I drink. I'm gonna have to start drinking three nights a week.

[Freya]

Bottle and a half of.wine. yahhh boy

[Calliope]

I am 2/5 drunk, although I really would like to be 7/5 drunk

[Unbreakable Will]

Last night I had vodka and ginger ale again, with copious amounts of Cap'n Morgan on the side. :D

[Freya]

I had lots and lots of shots last night on top of my wine. I haven't felt good today.



Drunk art is the best art.

http://distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com/21853d60b54511e2805c22000a9e0290_7.jpg

[Lawr]

while drinking in my room midday at 3pm I decided to throw on my backpack and walk around town and pertend I'm a middle schooler since I'm so short you know and my this is easily one of the most clever things ive ever done

[Gamblet]

while drinking in my room midday at 3pm I decided to throw on my backpack and walk around town and pertend I'm a middle schooler since I'm so short you know and my this is easily one of the most clever things ive ever done

Any trolled cops? :lol:

[Lawr]

while drinking in my room midday at 3pm I decided to throw on my backpack and walk around town and pertend I'm a middle schooler since I'm so short you know and my this is easily one of the most clever things ive ever done

Any trolled cops? :lol:

no sadly but I trolled those people that stop traffic when you wanna cross the street like 3 times loooooool

[DanielCLFFF13]

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! :D

I was often drunk. And not too bad. The world as it spins, stagger. I drank Arak, Mentions and Crytal or Krytal. I haven't tried other product yet. But now I rarely get drunk. Last about 1 month ago. Home precisely. I drink about 20-30 percent alcohol wine. And pretty cheap to me. Because the Indonesian products. If foreign products too expensive so I could not afford it. And alcoholic beverages highest I've tried about 40-50 percent. And I forgot the name of the drink.

[Night Fury]

I'm eating a load of curry with pappadums and I have fruit cider and life is amazing and yeeeeeeeey!!!!!

[Formalhaut]

When I went out for my friend's birthday drinks, I had a WKD, Vodka and Coke and a sex on the beach cocktail.

For me, that was a lot. I wasn't drunk at all or even close to feeling different, but for me (who never drinks normally) I was like "whoa Jordan, that's enough now, sheesh!"

[Jinx]

You're turning into an alcie.

[Denmark]

welcome to the dark side

it's way better, we have booze

[Night Fury]

I WANNA BE ON THE DARK SIDE ALL THE TIME YEEEEY NO LIGHT NO LIGHT IN YO BRIGHT BLU EYES YO YO YO

[Jinx]

I WANNA BE ON THE DARK SIDE ALL THE TIME YEEEEY NO LIGHT NO LIGHT IN YO BRIGHT BLU EYES YO YO YO

What the fuck. I was just singing this song before I came into this thread.

[Sephex]

edczxcvbnm, me, and I playing Mario Party 4 drunk with another friend:

edczxcvbnm (http://www.twitch.tv/edczxcvbnm)

[Pike]

A couple of days ago I drank whilst playing Dark Souls and I don't think it went down very well. xD It certainly was not relaxing like I thought it would be.

[Unbreakable Will]

Figured I'd stop by... as I am drunk. :love:

[Sephex]

Hey, hey! edczxcvbnm, myself, and another friend are playing Mario Party 7 while streaming. Stop on by if you wish!

edczxcvbnm (http://www.twitch.tv/edczxcvbnm)

[LocoColt04]

I'm shocked you were able to type edjnhskghvfeabgfbeailrbar's username while drunk. I'm only buzzed and I can't even manage it.

[Shorty]

He has it memorized by now, I'm certain.

Now try pronouncing it. That's a whole different story.

[Sephex]

He has it memorized by now, I'm certain.

Now try pronouncing it. That's a whole different story.

Join the stream, and I will pronounce it!

[Shorty]

Oh, I have no doubt you can pronounce it! I want the new guy to try it.

[LocoColt04]

I clicked but I hear no enunciation. Lots of Bowser Time though.

[Calliope]

I'm approaching buzzed. About to go see Iron Man, so I figure I should at least go along with one of the greatest lines in modern cinema: Give me a scotch, I'm starving.

Actually, you can probably put that on my tombstone :roll2

[LocoColt04]

I'll get the chisel

[LocoColt04]

Now that I realized how edczxcvbnm's name is laid out on a keyboard... I probably still couldn't get it right most of the time. But I'll pass on articulation ;)

[Shorty]

buzzzzzzzzed

[Rantz]

I'd like to join this party.

[Denmark]

this is the only party i pledge my allegiance to

even though i'm a bad party member nowadays

[Lonely Paper Star]

Yeah, Drunk Party!

[Election Booth]

I will accept a the drunks as a party if you put a little effort into it.

[Citizen Bleys]

Is it just me, or do martinis taste better while wearing a three-piece suit with a bowtie like a sir?

At least proper martinis do. I don't know about vodka martinis because I'm not a communist.

Also, I will join the smurf out of a drunk party as long as someone else does the actual work of organising it.

[Denmark]

the phrase "vodka martini" makes me sad

[Shorty]

smurf vodka martinis

rob where the smurf you at

where you at

I haven't stopped drinking for 72 hours

[Citizen Bleys]

Attagirl
.at least if you're drinking well

[Citizen Bleys]

the phrase "vodka martini" makes me sad

Yes, communism makes me feel sad too

[Shorty]

yeah vodka is pretty terrible

[Rantz]

Also, I will join the smurf out of a drunk party as long as someone else does the actual work of organising it.

I think this is where we fail. But at least we were a party in spirit(s).

[Unbreakable Will]

Vodka is ok at the least, terrible is a bit of a stretch. Also I intend to get right smashing drunk on my next day off of work. Whenever that is. :eep:

[Parker]

I'm drunk. It is my birthday tomorrow. I will be even drunker.


Basically I'm just posting in this thread to beat denmarks drunk thread post count.

Thanks for reading. (Vote Ace)

[Denmark]

43303

(happy almost birthday old man parker)

[Parker]

wow. maybe shorty has a problem?

shorty there is help Alcoholics Anonymous : (http://www.aa.org/)


Technically where I live it is already my birthday. I am 1/4 century old. This makes me wise. Listen to what I say. Join the Ace party.

[Shorty]

I spent the entire weekend inebriated and showed up a little drunk to work for the first time in about five years.

If there's any problem I have, though, it's a posting problem.

[Parker]

way to say initiated instead of inebriated.

sign of a problem imho

[Shorty]

I don't know of what you are referring to.

[Parker]

Subtle post edit to make me look stupid.


sign of a drinking problem, imho

[Unbreakable Will]

Ahhh... drink in my cup. :cuch:

[Lonely Paper Star]

Also, I will join the smurf out of a drunk party as long as someone else does the actual work of organising it.

I think this is where we fail. But at least we were a party in spirit(s).

We can just organize the party part of the election parties.

[Unbreakable Will]

SHit, I think I;m an alcoholic

[kotora]

Remember when I posted that story a few weeks ago about me getting too drunk at uni and having to get picked up by my mom? Well, it happened again :monster:

There was a drink for students to celebrate that we'd handed in our draft version for the thesis. Faculty paid for the bar expenses. Ended with some girls taking care of me while I was puking my brains out in a bucket.

It wouldn't be such a bad thing if it wasn't the second time in a few weeks. I feel like a total idiot. But at least it wasn't twice at the same place, because that would've been worse. Now everyone just thinks I fucked up once :monster:

[Shorty]

it's almost 3am

no sign of stopping in sight

loooove three day weekends!

[Citizen Bleys]

Finally, belligerent bastard Perry and I agree on something: our mutual friends who want us to get along should mind their own fucking business.

Especially now that I understand that the real reason he hates me is that he thinks I'm gay.

I told that sonofabitch about Jackie. Good thing he was too drunk to remember.

[Agent Proto]

Okay, I'm a lil typsy at the moment. I just had a 24 fl oz can of lager.

[Parker]

my heart ain't in it but tradition is tradition so hello drunk thread

[Shorty]

welcome to the party parker dear

[Chris]

you can't be drunk and high at the same time . choose.

[Jinx]

you can't be drunk and high at the same time . choose.

Ooooh, yes you can.

[Gamblet]

you can't be drunk and high at the same time . choose.

I was one time and I am glad I do not remember what I did.
...But I was told about it and it was quite embarrassing.

[Night Fury]

Last night I made a punchbowl of rum cocktail because my friend is going back to Ireland for good today and it was our last night :( so sad. I hate uni being over :(

[Lonely Paper Star]

After drinking for a long time, my tolerance still hasn't gotten any better.

*got tipsy and redfaced off one pint of Ziegenbock last night*

[noxious.sunshine]

Lawdy. Before our roomie got deployed, the 3 of us would easily kill a 1.5 liter bottle of Jack and a 30 pack of Bud Light. I have a surprisingly high tolerance for a small person (I'm only 5'0"). I never get blacked out drunk anymore. IDK why. I really try hard to make that happen sometimes, but it just doesn't.

I've been cleaning all day and my back is killing me. The BF is most definitely bringing me a 12 pack when he gets off.

[Cloudane]

Currently drinking:
Sailor Jerry, orange, pineapple, carrot and ginger.
Tasty!

[Sephex]

ucP2La9BU8M

[Denmark]

kvDMlk3kSYg

i have to go to the stores tomorrow and buy more booze (gin) and mixers (tonic). but tomorrow's my birthday :cool:

[Pike]

I kind of wanna try that new Mike's Hard orange-flavored thing. I might buy some tomorrow. IDK, I'll think about it.

[Sephex]

I seriously need to reevaluate my life.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/swvii_zpsd45a36f5.png

[Shorty]

off to spend the weekend shmammered with my bes fraaaan

[noxious.sunshine]

I'm off my game lately. IDK what it is. Usually the weekends are major drunk fests. Stay up until 7 a.m. and then wake up at like 11 and start it all over again. Like today, I had a beer at lunch, barely finished it. Had a Mai Tai (I really don't like fruity shiz, but whatever. I wanted the dam glass) at dinner. The bf bought beer when we got home.. I've had maybe 2 and I'm just like "Bleh."

There's something wrong with me.

[Chris]

I'm having sex... on the beach tonight.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Yesterday afternoon was mostly a blur. DDD:

[Chris]

Only alcoholics drink during the day. You people are doing it wrong.

[Freya]

No more Gamestop. First time in 8 months i dont have to work on sunday so its drunk day.

[Agent Proto]

Eh, not really stuper drunk, but just generally tipsy from some wine. :?

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm drunk because my friends and I made Skittles Vodka and we killed most of it.

[Pike]

Only alcoholics drink during the day. You people are doing it wrong.

or people who go to bed at 7pm like I do because of their work schedule. Bite me :colbert:

[Mirage]

Bite me too. But be gentle.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Only alcoholics drink during the day. You people are doing it wrong.

I don't deny being one. ;o

[Agent Proto]

I'd post in this thread more often if I were an alcoholic. :]

[Cloudane]

>gets in the bite queue~

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

[Loony BoB]

I had a couple of drinks earlier in the afternoon and I felt grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreaaaaaaaat. Now I feel weird. Clearly, I need more booze. Right?

[Pike]

I had a couple of drinks earlier in the afternoon and I felt grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreaaaaaaaat. Now I feel weird. Clearly, I need more booze. Right?

Yep.

Get on it.

[Lawr]

You guys the pianist for my church showed up drunk during service! My weekend has been interesting!

[Shorty]

ahahaha what! go on!

[Lawr]

He was swearing at this lady outside of the church and she started crying, and then he fell up the stairs. Lucky for him I was the only one who saw (excellent blackmail material), but otherwise he was playing fairly decently, a little bit better than I could when I used to at least!

He just had that "drunk walk" the whole day, and he was eating his lunch standing up! I was chatting him up to keep him busy though so he wouldn't get into any more trouble hahaha.

[Shorty]

drunk walk ahahahahaha oh my god

poor dude, happens to the best of us xD

[Lawr]

Yeah I can't even count the number of times I've shown up to work under the influence of something. I still think the best part was him falling and thinking nobody saw him he was all like -

"Heh. :smug:"


But I saw.

[Shorty]

You should ask him about it tomorrow. Make sure to keep it fresh in his head that somebody saw him.

[Gamblet]

I was on a class trip to Lithuania for 3 days. We smuggled some alcohol into a hotel and disturbed the peace with my classmates. We had to pay a fine, but it was totally worth it. :cool:

[Calliope]

Daniel, it is somewhat mandatory that we get drunk together, because wth how have we not so far? (shut up, Space & Time).

Anyway, normal people throughout their timezones are having healthy lunches of seven almonds, gluten-free sandwiches, fruit and green salads with tuna about now; but I am instead downing six shots of whiskey because I choose to write about terrible things and it sometimes makes me want to shoot myself in the forehead.

Calliope: Good times est. never AD

[Sephex]

9D6DoYMce0Q

[Goldenboko]

woof woof bar nightr

[Lawr]

Ramen noodles and hard cider for dinner this wasn't in Martin Luther King's dream smh.

[Shorty]

What kind of ramen? This is important.

[Lawr]

What kind of ramen? This is important.

Chicken flavored maruchan ramen that my sister brought home from her dorm. I prefer beef though.

[Jinx]

Shrimp is the best. IDGAF.

[noxious.sunshine]

Spicy Shrimp. or Chicken. With lime juice squeezed in. And chopped cilantro.

I swear I know I'm not Mexican. I ate so much of it in AZ I'm surprised my body didn't dry up like a snail's (high sodium content, ya know).

omg. I want alcohol so bad. -_-;;; This is ridiculous.

EDIT:

@ least it's not OE, Lawr? XD one of my BFF's drank OE like it was water. He made -me- drink it one time. I nearly gagged.

[Cuchulainn]

How mad is it that I've never posted in here drunk

[Pike]

How mad is it that I've never posted in here drunk

It's good, it means you're actually out doing things with friends whilst drunk unlike the rest of us nerds who just post about it on the internet

[Shorty]

Don't listen to Pikey. I'm pretty upset about it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

How mad is it that I've never posted in here drunk

It's good, it means you're actually out doing things with friends whilst drunk unlike the rest of us nerds who just post about it on the internet

I'm with Pike. I only post here when I remember to post from my phone to let you guys know or when I get back and I'm still drunk.

[Faris]

I feel bad for everyone I have interacted with this evening. :love:

[Lonely Paper Star]

So glad I didn't drunk text/FB message anyone this time.

[Unbreakable Will]

I may or may not have drunk texted a few people today. Thankfully it didn't devolve into sexting or "I miss you" trout, stayed in the humorous zone. This time.

:takeabow:

[Shorty]

Amateurs.

[Gamblet]

It is Friday and I am sober, should I see a doctor?

[noxious.sunshine]

Yes.

A head doctor HAHAHAHAHA get it!?

I've got Jack. Let's hope it doesn't make me yak.

[Sephex]

If a guy donated his penis to someone, he would be called a boner donor.

[NorthernChaosGod]

There are a few people I'd like to donate my boner to here.

[Sephex]

There are a few people I'd like to donate my boner to here.

For the last time NCG, no means no! My butt is exit only!

[noxious.sunshine]

But if you donated your penis to someone, then you'd be penis-less. And that would be a shame indeed.

[Denmark]

gin

[Parker]

whiskey (last night)

[NorthernChaosGod]

But if you donated your penis to someone, then you'd be penis-less. And that would be a shame indeed.

What if I donated it and took it back? Repeatedly.

[noxious.sunshine]

Uh. Um. MMmmm. Hum. I feel like that would be wrong in some way. I just can't pinpoint -how- exactly.

[Chris]

I drank an entire bottle of Baileys by myself last night. :jess:

[Shorty]

I drank an entire bottle of Baileys by myself last night. :jess:

Congratulations on your recent advancement into womanhood.

[Sephex]

I drank an entire bottle of Baileys by myself last night. :jess:

Congratulations on your recent advancement into womanhood.

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[Chris]

I also drank about 10 Bailey shots. SO HARDCORE! :jess:

http://www.malestandard.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/OatmealCookieShot.jpg

[Shorty]

Whatever you say, sugartits.

[Shauna]

Why would you shot Baileys? Such a waste.

[Chris]

You guys are so mean to me.

I tried some vodka, but it made me feel sick and I had to sit down. :(

[Denmark]

bailey's shots are okay as part of a carbomb (where they are supplemented by jameson)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Uh. Um. MMmmm. Hum. I feel like that would be wrong in some way. I just can't pinpoint -how- exactly.

'twas a perfectly innocent comment.

[Citizen Bleys]

How mad is it that I've never posted in here drunk

I've never even read this thread sober. You're doing it drawkcab.

Random drunk thought: SWO (Southwest Ontario) accents sound like a cross between Jamaican and copious quantities of mind-numbing drugs

[Scottie]

Well now. There might be a reason to come back to the place after all.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Friends, cookie baking, wine, and Cards Against Humanity. P good evening. Lolol. And I'm still feelign the effects of the wine. Whee.

[Flying Mullet]

Cards Against Humanity
YES

[Agent Proto]

I had some Newcastle Brown Ale last night, yessir!

[Shorty]

Newcastle is pretty good!

[Madame Adequate]

Newcastle is a horrid place and Newcastle Brown Ale is sewage. The only good thing to come from Newcastle is Tara.

Actually she does like brown things a lot though :poo:

[Shorty]

>Huxley telling me that my tastes are foul and that I am an unwashed, unshaven, shameless hippie

no surprise there :shobon:

[Madame Adequate]

Well hey if the shoe fits... :greenie:

[Parker]

i once drank many pints of newkie brown trying to keep up with my cousin and puked all over the table and in a pint glass (my friend accidentally drank from the pint glass and made no reaction - it was weird)

[Chris]

Went out tonight, had three Tequila shots, and I feel completely horrendous. My head is spinning and my heart feels like it is racing. I can feel this tingle throughout my body and I feel like I could sleep for a month straight.

[Shorty]

Better than fucking bailey's, tell you what. :colbert: You're a man, drink like one!

[Sephex]

I'm getting there tonight. By myself, and it is hard for me to get drunk by myself. However, once I cross that line....

[Lonely Paper Star]

Pineapple Bacardi infused with coconut. Suddenly, everything I put in Translation Party (http://www.translationparty.com) is funnier, and for some reason I feel like looking up cassowaries on YouTube.

[noxious.sunshine]

I've been drunk ALL DAY. And it's been -awesome-... Until I fell asleep and woke back up completely sober and now I can't fall asleep again.

[Unbreakable Will]

Moonshine.
That is all.
:hat:

[escobert]

since I don't really ever drink I must be missing out on a lot of good stuff in this thread!

[noxious.sunshine]

BEER! AQN TEQ2ULIA! WOOOTTTTTT!

I have also recorded myself singing. If I manage to get more tanked, y'all -might- get lucky enough to hear this madness.

[LocoColt04]

Nope... if I could do it mostly sober earlier, you can do it mostly drunk!

Fantastic little nightcap consisisting of a whole flask of tequila is a nice way to end my night

[noxious.sunshine]

WAIT. *Kicks LC again*

I'm a perfectionist. WHERE ARE YOU SINGING?! I need to hear this ludicrousness. RIGHT MEOW or GTFO. XD

[noxious.sunshine]

https://soundcloud.com/noxious-sunshine/alive-krewella-cover

I hate you all.

XD

[Pheesh]

That...wasn't anywhere near as bad as I was expecting from a drunk person.

I want my money back.

[noxious.sunshine]

Nevar!

I'm still drunk -_-;;; So much for juicing today.

[Goldenboko]

I have to pee so bad

[Chris]

I had some red wine today. =)

[Gamblet]

I have to pee so bad

I am about to make a number two.

[Unbreakable Will]

Mmmm alcohol is my blood.
What?
Don't question the drunk!

[noxious.sunshine]

Don't let too much blood get into your alcohol stream! ^_^

[Unbreakable Will]

That would be a travesty!

[Chris]

You guys are drunken weirdos.

[Citizen Bleys]

I had some red wine today. =)

Are you sure you're a man?

The only time I've intentionally drank wine (excluding sake and New Years' champagne) was trying gin and dubonnet because it's supposedly Her Majesty's favourite libation.

For those not in the know, dubonnet is a type of port (red wine) supposedly flavoured with quinine to be (pun intended) sovereign against scurvy. From my experience, I believe it to be additionally flavoured with skunk menses.

[Pheesh]

Screw you man. For $10, a bottle of wine will turn me into King Slopopotamus, and being able to get drunk on 10 dollars worth of booze is a big deal in Australia.

[Denmark]

I'm drinking because of Game 7. Not sure if it's celebration or sorrow yet, we'll see in a bit. It is the end of basketball though, which is sad.

[Citizen Bleys]

Screw you man. For $10, a bottle of wine will turn me into King Slopopotamus, and being able to get drunk on 10 dollars worth of booze is a big deal in Australia.

Wine is 15% Real booze is 40%. Newfoundland Screech is 90%.

If getting shitfaced is all you care about, drink screech. That's a rubbish way to drink, though.

[Pheesh]

wine is 15 dollars, real booze is 50, so sometimes that is the only way to drink.

Also, I've had 70 dollar bottles of wine which tasted better than any liquor I've drank, so you can't pretend like wine is a sub par product. You just haven't had decent wine.

EDIT: wait, you said you've never even had wine. Why am I talking about this with you right now :/

[Citizen Bleys]

I've had bubbly, which is the best of wine.

Dubonnet is also posh enough for Her Majesty the Queen and I've had that.

$50 for a bottle of wine is robbery. Leave Australia at once.

[Citizen Bleys]

I paid $40 for a 1.14L bottle of gin.

[Gamblet]

0.70-1.00 euro for a pint of beer here.

[noxious.sunshine]

That would be a travesty!

that ir wouls.

I ned more ber

no joke.

[Unbreakable Will]

That would be a travesty!

that ir wouls.

I ned more ber

no joke.
Beer? Up the ante and get some liquor my dear!

[Calliope]

I am at the airport and am very, very mildly inebriated. In a few hours Del Murder is going to pick me up from the airport and he had better be holding a little sign that says "calliope" or else. Also, he needs to do me a solid and go drinking with me. Scotch + Beach 2013 or bust!

[Jinx]

I want to get drunk tonight.

[Chris]

I went out last night, and had three glasses of rum and coke. I seriously felt so terrible this morning. I think my body handles alcohol really badly. :(

[Tasura]

So, I'm bartending for a family function. And as it's family function, I get to try everything that goes out. That and jello shots made with moonshine. And more moonshine because moonshine. Moonshine.

[noxious.sunshine]

http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z433/noxious-sunshine/IMAG0291_zps9e336049.jpg

Mwahahahaha. Tequila Reposado! No salt, no lime. Chugalug y'all!

[Shorty]

That looks like pure unrefined gasoline.

[Madame Adequate]

... Sarah, you are aware that gasoline isn't crystal freaking clear, right?

[Shorty]

I thought someone was going to come in and be a smartass about that. :colbert:

[Chris]

Hahaha each post keeps getting sadder and sadder.

[smittenkitten]

OMG DRUNK THREAD FOR THE WIN Muther Futher Gentlemen! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/Reaha/Smilies/thlildevilkao.gif (http://s5.photobucket.com/user/Reaha/media/Smilies/thlildevilkao.gif.html)

[noxious.sunshine]

Yall suck. It's Reposado. Lmao
At least I'm taking it like a man w no salt or lime. So suuuuuuck on that!

I should think Shorty would appreciate the AZ shot glass even tho it doesn't belong to me.

I love PSY... I've been a fan of his for awhile actually.


Oh wait. Yall are implying I'm drinking gasoline .... No. I'm not. It's tequila. Cheap, but good. Eff your Patron.

[Shorty]

I do not appreciate it and I would smash it into the table a la Monsieur Calvin J. Candie if I were there right now, tell you what!

[noxious.sunshine]

So much violence. Jeeze. Excuuuuuuse me for missing/celebrating Arizona with a shot glass.

I shall name my next child Arizona.
Or Phoenix.

If these idiot celebs can do it, so can I.

[Shorty]

I am going to name my first child Dani California and she is going to murder your next child.

[Flying Mullet]

Oh wait. Yall are implying I'm drinking gasoline .... No. I'm not. It's tequila.
Same thing.

[noxious.sunshine]

Blaaaahhhhh
Not at all. Tequila is yummy and delicious.

[Pheesh]

I'm making Margaritas. Shit is going to get messy.

[Pheesh]

3 pitchers later and yeah.... Pretty fucking drunk o.o

[Shorty]

jellybeans ;-;

[noxious.sunshine]

Shoulda just done shots. Eff the rest. Woulda saved you some dinero.

Damn. I want a margarita now

[Bierhumpen_Kukki]

looks like i found the right thread for me! :D

im having a nice 8 year old single malt right now. :D

[Jowy]

I got shithoused on PBR and fireball last night; i'm done drinking for the week.

[Parker]

I ate some pretty bad food tonight but it came with free alcohol so, you know, priorities.

[Shorty]

I got shithoused on PBR and fireball last night; i'm done drinking for the week.

PBR sounds awful, but fireball not so much. I could drink that every night.

[noxious.sunshine]

PBR? As in Pabst? Lol my dad & I were talking about that.. He said back in the day, the factory kept coolers & cases of it in the break rooms for the drivers picking up loads of it. Ha. He was in shock when I told him they still make it.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I have virtually never had alcohol

i also have never gotten drunk

in fact i've virtually had no drugs at all but caffeine

that i know of

medication is another thing

i think probably they're one and the same

[noxious.sunshine]

I love painkillers. Yeah buddy. Gimme a yellow percocet 10 and my back stops hurting and I actually feel like being productive.

[Denmark]

wow what happened to the rampant alcoholism that used to occur all the time here

let's drink

[Shorty]

viva le rampant alcoholism!

[Sephex]

My ballsack kind of itches.

OH **** MY HIPSTER JUICE SPILLED

http://vimeo.com/24802258

[noxious.sunshine]

Jack is only $25 effing dollars for a 5th here in TexarHellKana. It's like $30 - $40 in Tennessee and I live like an hour north of the f**king distillery!

This is pure blasphemy, I say. These people don't deserve Jack @ $25 a bottle.

[ThornQueen]

I haven't been drunk in a long time.
However, I'm currently feeling quite pleasantly buzzed and shiz. :3

This may become my favorite thread to read.

[Denmark]

This may become my favorite thread to read.

this is definitely the best thread, even when it's not active

[Pheesh]

Tonight my friend Tom is coming round for dinner...

Tom Collins >:3

[Sephex]

QWD88E6Arv0

[Unbreakable Will]

I just mixed a Mike's Hard Lemonade freezer pack with about a hlf a glass of vodka...
by the gods... so drunk. :love:

[noxious.sunshine]

I'm trashed. Completely .. I'm getting my mom drunk now. Winning!!!!

Also.. we'z goin home with a cat? Wtf?

[Shorty]

Angry Orrrchard

[noxious.sunshine]

Angry Birds!!

[comma]

I just had some Stone RuinTen IPA. Hard to find, hard to drink. It's a sipper. Had to tackle in it two attempts since it only comes in 22oz. Still got tipsy both times.

[noxious.sunshine]

Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty
Little ball of fur...
Sleepy kitty, happy kitty
purr purr purr.

Why the hell are we taking a cat home? This isn't normal.

EDIT:

IT SHALL BE NAMED...

CAIT SITH.

Yeahhhh boy!

(how the hell do you pronounce that anyway? Like it's spelled?)

[comma]

Kate Sith.

[Shorty]

what's happening, I don't understand

[noxious.sunshine]

I HAVE A CAT DAMNIT.

That's what's happening. And now we have to go get a mothereffing pet carrier and shhhhhh to take it home in in the morning.

[Citizen Bleys]

It is now impossible for me to be ashamed of my drinking habit; I have never been so drunk I brought home a slag , leave alone a pet.

[noxious.sunshine]

Lmao I questioned his sobriety and sanity all night.

And then he Cee Lo Greened that beesh and she rode either in his lap or on the console the entire way home. Totes ridic. There's cat hair everywhere.

I still question whether this was a good idea or not. Idk if she even knows what a litter box is.

[Unbreakable Will]

Where were we Noxious?
Ah right;

"And Jesus turned water into wine. And a righteous party ensued, bringing love and rock and roll to Jews and Gentiles alike."

[noxious.sunshine]

But then those other dudes that were total fun suckers got all pissy 'cuz Jesus was doing magic tricks and ish so they offed him. And thus, the wine was wasted and Jesus cried for the major abuse of alcohol that had been done.

[Unbreakable Will]

Aye, and God caused an earthquake to get rid of all the sober people.

[noxious.sunshine]

And then that other dude parted the Red Sea and God said "Good Job" and rewarded them with more alcohol and the knowledge of how to make stronger spirits.

God was clearly Catholic.

[Unbreakable Will]

Aye, that's the spirit.
Hah, kneeslapper. Talking about alcohol, using the word 'spirit'. Bwahaha. :love:

[noxious.sunshine]

Hurdy hurdy hurdy. Jew make me giggle. xD

[Unbreakable Will]

Ah good then it had the desired effect.

Will uses Drunken Hilarity.

It's super effective!

[noxious.sunshine]

Sober Sally said, "Know what fixes almost every problem?" and I said "ALcohol?" and he said "No. Fire."

WTH? Fire is very destructive and violent. I like being drunk & happy. ...

[Unbreakable Will]

I'm with you, I'll take drunk n' happy any day over firebug and felony.

:kakapo:

[noxious.sunshine]

No mas Sober Sallies.

44290

[Unbreakable Will]

44291
Omfg I'm wearing that shirt.

[noxious.sunshine]

That's -hilarious- ..

Yes. This is the Messiah of Alcohol. mmhhhhhmmm

[Pheesh]

I am toasted like a wedding speech right now.

[noxious.sunshine]

Welcome to the club. xD I'm working on it.

Yeah. I slept like not at all last night -again- and so I was still trashed when I made the bf get up at 6 a.m. to go to WalMart to get the cat's stuff. So I did what the Irish do.. I drank more. And then I shoved a bunch of beer in my purse and drank the entire way home. And then got more beer.

I love being Irish.

[Chris]

I had a glass of champagne today. =)

[noxious.sunshine]

You rebel, you.
EDIT:

Whoever the hell came up with these flavors of vodka should be shot:

Cake, Caramel, Buttered Popcorn, PEACH, Strawberry

and pretty much any other flavor.

That's just nasty.

[Calliope]

After a day of attempting to cull my belongings in preparation for a move, I cracked open a bottle of wine that one of my writer friends gave me, and after a couple of glasses steeled myself for an email and a piece of paper that could have been brutal but were actually quite lovely. Now I'm going to write a postcard, but I'm at the point of inebriation where I think it's my life's mission to impersonate Fran Healy :roll2

[Shorty]

Gin!

[noxious.sunshine]

Gin.... I've never had it, not sure I'd like it.

GOD. Effing Evan Williams. Gag me with a spoon.

[Chris]

I'll get drunk on Somersby tonight

[Pheesh]

I drank jack and coke out of an emptied out ice tea bottle like a smurfing 16 year old last night.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40529396/Photo%207-07-13%201%2020%2000%20PM.png

That is just a small taste of the troutty spelling that my poor beloved had to deal with >_<