Epic Rap Battles of History

[Agent Proto]

Let's talk about ERBoH. It's a series of rap battles from the minds of YouTube stars, Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD. They have 19 rap battles within two seasons. They are currently in the second season at this moment, with their latest rap battle between the King of Pop and King of Rock and Roll: Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley.

Do you have a favorite battle that's already been done? I'll list all the battles.

1. John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly
2. Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler
3. Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris
4. Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga
5. Kim Jong-il vs. Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage
6. Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven
7. Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking
8. Genghis Khan vs the Easter Bunny
9. Napoleon Dynamite vs Napoleon Bonaparte
10. Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays (and Vince "Shamwow Guy" Offer)
11. Gandalf vs Dumbledore
12. Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare
13. Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers
14. Captain Kirk vs Columbus
15. Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD
16. Hitler vs Vader Rematch
17. Master Chief vs Leonidas
18. Wright Bros vs Mario Bros
19. Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley

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[Hollycat]

Einstein vs Hawking is still my favorite.

[NeoCracker]

I love a good number of these. Only ones I dislike are Lady Gaga Vs. Sarah Palin, Ghengis Khan Vs. Easter Bunny (Though Khan had a couple awesome lines), and Kirk Vs. Columbus.

And now I shall declare the winners!

1. Bill O'Reilly
Best Line: Don't remember enough of this one. :p

2. Adolf Hitler
Best Line of Adolf: 'You need to wash up Dawg, here step in my shower'
Best Line of Hitler: 'So many dudes been with your Mom, who even knows if I'm your father'

3. Abe Lincon
Best Line of Abe: 'You voted for John McCain'
Best of Chuck: None, it was a bunch of rehashed lame Chuck Norris jokes.

4. They both suck
Best Line: 'The most dysfunctional Family since the Jackson fucking five

5. Kim Jong-ill
Best line Kim Jong: 'I'm a god amongst men, you're a suburban Commando'
Best Line Hogan: 'Imma bounce you like a check for my Alimony!'

Just to note, I was sad the video didn't use Hogan and Macho's tag name. (I believe it was the Super Powers, but I might be off.)

6. Beethoven
Best Lines: Can't pick one.

7. Stephen Hawkings
Best line Stephen: 'There are ten million milliion (ect.) Particles in the universe, we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Best Line Einstein: 'I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared. Cause that means Albert E = MC^2

8. Ghenghis Khan
Ghengis: 'Your bunny ass about to feel the Wrath of Khan!'

9. Napoleon Boneparte
Lines: Can't remember off the top of my head.

10. Billy Mayes/Vince
Best Line Vince: 'It's bad enough I got to see you everytime I tip a stripper'
Best Line Franklin: 'You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice'

And I'll post more when I have energy to do so. :p

Unrelated, one of EpicLloyds works.
PAWN - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5JtKj3rUFE)

[Agent Proto]

9. "You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang." :p

[Raistlin]

Einstein v. Hawking is far and away the best one. I tried to watch some of the others a while ago and didn't find them nearly as awesome.


Best Line Einstein: 'I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared. Cause that means Albert E = MC^2

I'm particularly fond of Einstein's line "I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand." But of course Hawking's "particles in the universe" line blows all that away.

[Mirage]

eeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAPBATTLESOFHISTORYYYYYYYY!!

[Jiro]

I'm a fan of Mr T vs Mr Rogers because goddamn Mr Rogers is a creepy fucker.

[CimminyCricket]

I remember sitting up one night listening to all of these, they were all really funny. I think the one I like the most is Dr. Suess v. Shakespeare.

[Del Murder]

They should do Psychotic vs. Del Murder.

[Jiro]

You​ should do one.

[Del Murder]

We did. (http://home.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/140142-del-murder-jerk.html) The next one will be part of our Thunderdome Retirement Match that will probably never happen because all the people I want running this place keep quitting on me.

[Jiro]

That better not be a dig at me :p

You need to record that. I know you guys have the lyrical talent but you gotta put your money where your mouth is!