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Pike
04-20-2012, 07:06 AM
You know what's good? Nuts. All kinds. Walnuts, almonds, macadamia, etc. I like them with chocolate. Mmmmmm.

Do you like nuts?

Freya
04-20-2012, 10:26 AM
I like nuts by themselves. But if they are in other foods, nope, no can do. They ruin the texture of it and it's gross xP Stay out of my foods!

Fynn
04-20-2012, 10:45 AM
I love walnuts and hazelnuts. Walnuts are great for spaghetti sauce - you can mix them with spinach or cream, and then it's all yummy :greenie:
I am also addicted to pistacchios. Too bad they're so expensive... :cry:

Chris
04-20-2012, 11:29 AM
I love all nuts, but I try not to eat too much. They're really high in fat, the healthy kind, but still fat. I am not picky when it comes to food, but nuts especially are very high in fat. It's best to eat them with something, so you don't end up eating an entire bag by itself.

Pheesh
04-20-2012, 11:48 AM
Pistachios are amazing. I also love Brazil nuts and macadamias. Actually, I'm pretty sure I love them all.

Rantz
04-20-2012, 12:27 PM
I love all of them!

Old Manus
04-20-2012, 12:47 PM
These nuts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0docyc47VI)

Sephex
04-20-2012, 12:56 PM
Peanuts. I even like to eat the shells! Though, I usually only have them when I go to Chicago Bears games.

Slothy
04-20-2012, 01:47 PM
I like nuts by themselves. But if they are in other foods, nope, no can do. They ruin the texture of it and it's gross xP Stay out of my foods!

My god, this! I mostly just like almonds, but I absolutely hate them in anything. Stop ruining perfectly good chocolate with things that aren't chocolate or otherwise filled with sugar.

Otherwise, nuts are an excellent source of fat, and a diet without fat will kill you. And I know I don't want to die.

Jinx
04-20-2012, 03:21 PM
These nuts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0docyc47VI)

You beat me to it. :(

And I'd put something naughty right now, if Pike had not have included it in her title. :(

This thread sucks!


(I don't like nuts. I like peanut butter.)

NorthernChaosGod
04-20-2012, 05:11 PM
1. Peanut butter is pretty much the greatest food stuff on the planet.
2. Walnuts are best nuts.

Raistlin
04-20-2012, 05:15 PM
Nuts are great, but I agree with others about putting them in food. Nuts ruin perfectly good chocolate or other desserts (unless it's peanut butter).

Shattered Dreamer
04-20-2012, 05:47 PM
1. Peanut butter is pretty much the greatest food stuff on the planet.

True story

Psychotic
04-20-2012, 05:50 PM
No.

Yar
04-20-2012, 06:36 PM
Peanuts aren't nuts. :mad2:

Slothy
04-20-2012, 07:41 PM
Peanuts aren't nuts. :mad2:

And here I was wondering if I'd have to be the one to burst that bubble.

Sephex
04-20-2012, 08:24 PM
Then why call them peanuts? I look forward to someone giving me the typical trademarked EoFF five paragraph response to a simple question.

I'm not being serious.

Rantz
04-20-2012, 08:50 PM
My favourite chocolate is full of hazelnuts. :D

Peegee
04-20-2012, 09:25 PM
I actually have oral allergic reactions to nuts. And this was not a new thing.

(also apples, pears, etc)

Jiro
04-20-2012, 09:32 PM
Roasted macadamia nuts are worth starting wars over.


Then why call them peanuts?
Well *deep breath*

Because

humanity

is

stupid

sometimes.

That counts as five paragraphs, right?

Sephex
04-20-2012, 10:54 PM
Good effort, Jiro. *golf clap*

Peegee
04-20-2012, 11:30 PM
jiro asl

Bubba
04-20-2012, 11:31 PM
Testicles.

That is all.

Pike
04-23-2012, 06:51 AM
I don't think pistachios are real nuts but damn if they aren't amazing.

Shlup
04-23-2012, 08:16 AM
I eat walnuts or almonds almost every day.

Araciel
04-23-2012, 03:04 PM
Peanutssss

drotato
04-25-2012, 05:23 AM
I like almonds. (:

Hahaha, when we go to sonic, and I tell Will I want nuts on my sundae, he won't ask for them. xD

He said he doesn't want to say "Can I get nuts with that" because it sounds super gay.


WELL.

NorthernChaosGod
04-25-2012, 05:47 PM
Just have him say, "Can I get some testicles with that?" instead then. :bigsmile:

drotato
04-26-2012, 02:17 AM
Thank you, Julian. But I don't want testicles on my sundae. :(

NorthernChaosGod
04-26-2012, 02:47 AM
Not even Will's?

drotato
04-27-2012, 06:48 AM
No, especially not Will's. Would you?

NorthernChaosGod
04-27-2012, 05:10 PM
I might.

drotato
04-28-2012, 01:28 AM
:Oo: