Jiro's War on EoEO

[Phoenix Rising]

Discuss.

[Shlup]

Finals week is over, apparently.

[Freya]

He's hanging out with two other EoFFers. Don't you know? It's cool to post on Eyeson when you hang out with other eoffers!

[Psychotic]

He's hanging out with two other EoFFers. Don't you know? It's cool to post on Eyeson when you hang out with other eoffers!
"It's so good to finally meet you in person!"
"Yes! Think of all the things we can do without the constraints of the internet!"
"A whole new world awaits us!"
"Yes!"
"..."
"..."
"...so, wanna make a bunch of posts on EoFF?"
"Okay."

[Hollycat]

He just hasnt started sexing them yet

[Psychotic]

Also, Phoenix Rising, no matter how hard they try to drive you out, you must always stay in Eyes on Each Other. Never leave. The truth is, they need someone like you to break up that echo chamber hivemind titfest. That they all band together to seek your banishment is laughable; you are the best thing that has happened to that forum in a long time and they need you.

In fact, I may wade into this war on your side. Not from a philosophical or political point of view, mind you, I don't care about EoEO debates. I'll just ban and abuse people who oppose you. Just for kicks :monster:

(psst: are we on Team Liberal or Team Conservative?)

[Phoenix Rising]

Also, Phoenix Rising, no matter how hard they try to drive you out, you must always stay in Eyes on Each Other. Never leave. The truth is, they need someone like you to break up that echo chamber hivemind titfest. That they all band together to seek your banishment is laughable; you are the best thing that has happened to that forum in a long time and they need you.

In fact, I may wade into this war on your side. Not from a philosophical or political point of view, mind you, I don't care about EoEO debates. I'll just ban and abuse people who oppose you. Just for kicks :monster:

(psst: are we on Team Liberal or Team Conservative?)

Thanks, I think. And yeah that was pretty pathetic, liberals just can't stand dissidence, which goes back to my post earlier on how they have been actively trying to destroy freedom of speech. And we're on Team Conservative.

[Freya]

LOL It's just, so funny. It's all so funny. Keep on giving me a laugh PR. :kaoclove:

[Quindiana Jones]

"It's so good to finally meet you in person!"
"Yes! Think of all the things we can do without the constraints of the internet!"
"A whole new world awaits us!"
"Yes!"
"..."
"..."
"...so, wanna make a bunch of posts on EoFF?"
"Okay."

Or, in our case, "let's send a bunch of abusive messages to members of EoFF."

[Jiro]

Goddammit Huxley

[Phoenix Rising]

"It's so good to finally meet you in person!"
"Yes! Think of all the things we can do without the constraints of the internet!"
"A whole new world awaits us!"
"Yes!"
"..."
"..."
"...so, wanna make a bunch of posts on EoFF?"
"Okay."

Or, in our case, "let's send a bunch of abusive messages to members of EoFF."

Ah, so I wasn't the only one.

[Roto13]

You should just start calling people pinkos and commies. I know you're just bursting at the seams to do so.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

In fairness, we are a bunch of pinkos and commies. :jess:

I know I prefer to have political views that aren't truly well thought out or rationalized. Just give me one extremely polarized set of standards, and a party name to vote for every few years. I can phone it in from there.

[krissy]

this one time we were bored and posted a bunch of spam threads in general chat
like two pages worth
i was hoping for a banning the threads just devolved into real topics of conversation
it all sort of backfired

i might be making this up
it's been a long time since my memory really starts

[Phoenix Rising]

You should just start calling people pinkos and commies. I know you're just bursting at the seams to do so.

Ignore the propaganda, focus only on what you see.

[KentaRawr!]

Poor EoEO. We barely knew ye.

[Jinx]

I didn't get any hateful message. :(

[Sephex]

I approve Jiro's strike against EoEO! because he's so dreamy and can do no wrong!

[Roto13]

EoEO is basically the worst thing in the world anyway. EoEO could use a holocaust.

[Peegee]

EoEo is a terrible place anyway. if you say anything that isn't anti-racist pro feminist or pro leftist government socialist propaganda you'll get yelled at.

[krissy]

EoEo is a terrible place anyway. if you say anything that isn't anti-racist pro feminist or pro leftist government socialist propaganda you'll get yelled at.

STFU!!!

[Slothy]

That they all band together to seek your banishment is laughable

Who wants him banished? I find him quite entertaining.


And yeah that was pretty pathetic, liberals just can't stand dissidence,

Dost thou have a bit of a persecution complex?


which goes back to my post earlier on how they have been actively trying to destroy freedom of speech.

Free speech? This is a privately owned forum. You should know better than to think there is any such thing here. :D

[DMKA]

Jiro and Phoenix Rising are the yin and yang of the EoEO political spectrum.

It's a hilarious sideshow that I've enjoyed thoroughly so far.

[Quindiana Jones]

It's all a good laugh. Like watching an incontinent dog piss itself over and over again, and you know that you should clean it up and house train him, but at the same time you know that he's only going to keep doing it and you'll just end up wasting all your flannels.

Poor little dog. :(

[Roto13]

It's all a good laugh. Like watching an incontinent dog piss itself over and over again, and you know that you should clean it up and house train him, but at the same time you know that he's only going to keep doing it and you'll just end up wasting all your flannels.

Poor little dog. :(

Time to put him down.

[Sephex]

Alright, everyone needs to relax. Let's all just breathe, stay cool, and take five.

Take Five - Dave Brubeck (long version) - YouTube (http://youtu.be/S-x_f60VSC4)

[Phoenix Rising]

Who wants him banished? I find him quite entertaining.
Take a guess.
Probably MILF


Dost thou have a bit of a persecution complex?
Perhaps if liberals weren't constantly trying to persecute anyone who stands up to them, then I wouldn't need to worry about such things.


Free speech? This is a privately owned forum. You should know better than to think there is any such thing here. :D

Of course, that's the free market at work for you. If they are so opposed to allowing individuals with opposing ideas on an internet forum, then that speaks volumes about how much they want to censor similar individuals in real life. Additionally, quite a few members here are socialists and if they had their way, this forum would either:
1. Not exist.
or
2. Be run by the government and heavily censored.


Then again, if the liberals had their way...
1. Video games would be banned, as they are in several socialist countries, such as Venezuela and PRChina.
2. There would be no companies left to make video games.

[Jiro]

Then again, if the liberals had their way...
1. Video games would be banned, as they are in several socialist countries, such as Venezuela and PRChina.
2. There would be no companies left to make video games.

*Citation needed.


Jiro and Phoenix Rising are the yin and yang of the EoEO political spectrum.


On the political spectrum of EoEO, Jiro is the right and Phoenix Rising is the wrong.

[The Man]

Jiro left a couple of important parts out of his post.


Perhaps if liberals weren't constantly trying to persecute anyone who stands up to them, then I wouldn't need to worry about such things.[citation needed]


Additionally, quite a few members here are socialists and if they had their way, this forum would either:
1. Not exist.
or
2. Be run by the government and heavily censored.
[citation needed]

[Phoenix Rising]

For instance, the recent liberal attacks on Christians and gun owners.

Under socialism, the government would have control of the economy and industries. In almost all (if not all) communist countries, the internet is heavily restricted (or in some cases, outright banned). I would find it hard to believe that a socialist government would be very supportive of a privately owned internet forum about a product created by capitalists.

[krissy]

i think the recent attack on christians was actually more of an attack on one guy and had less to do with his views on anything vs his iratibility made it so easy to pick at him.

and what attack on gun ownership? the last thread on guns i saw was yours. although to be fair i don't really read most of eoeo threads before posting in them.

[Jiro]

For instance, the recent liberal attacks on Christians and gun owners.
The Christians that get bashed (metaphorically man, don't get your freedom panties in a bunch) are targeted because they are morons, not the religion itself (though some certainly would argue that point but personally I don't give a smurf so long as we're not protecting kiddy fiddlers).


Under socialism, the government would have control of the economy and industries.
And you're saying that's bad? Can you just like, explain why I should fear this?


In almost all (if not all) communist countries, the internet is heavily restricted (or in some cases, outright banned).
Again, [citation needed]


I would find it hard to believe that a socialist government would be very supportive of a privately owned internet forum about a product created by capitalists.
You seem to know an awful lot about socialism, socialists and how they think. Is there something you're not telling us brah? I mean god, you seem to have a right hard on for them in a weird kind of way. Sort of like how you pull the hair of the bird you fancy.

[The Man]

Under socialism, the government would have control of the economy and industries.Only under state socialism. Large numbers of socialists aren't state socialists, including basically all libertarian socialists (state socialism is pretty much incompatible with libertarian socialism by definition, since libertarian socialism involves devolving government and corporate power).


In almost all (if not all) communist countries, the internet is heavily restricted (or in some cases, outright banned).Communism is not synonymous with socialism, and the existing countries that identify as communist do not represent the views of large numbers of people who identify as communist - to name three examples, left communists (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_communism), council communists (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_communism), and Luxemburgists (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxemburgism).


I would find it hard to believe that a socialist government would be very supportive of a privately owned internet forum about a product created by capitalists.This is, of course, once again assuming state socialism. There are plenty of other forms of socialism, such as syndicalism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S), mutualism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutualism_(economic_theory)), market socialism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Market_socialism), participatory economics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Participatory_economics), and libertarian socialism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_socialism).

And I am not familiar with the above-cited "liberal attacks on Christians and gun owners." And liberals can be equated with socialists now? I think each of them would be surprised to learn that.

[Freya]

This is getting too heated for GC.

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:kakapo::kakapo::kakapo::kakapo::kakapo::kakapo:INTERMISSION!:kakapo::kakapo::kakapo::kakapo::kakapo ::kakapo:
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Take your commie socialist propaganda and gun-toting, sister loving hillbilly-ness back to EoEO. BACK FIENDS, BACK!

[Jiro]

DON'T IMPINGE MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH YOU BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

General Chat is the best place for this thread, obviously it is my base of operations as I storm the beaches of EoEO just like we did in Gallipoli.

[G13]

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[Pheesh]

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[Slothy]

Perhaps if liberals weren't constantly trying to persecute anyone who stands up to them, then I wouldn't need to worry about such things.

I would love to be in your head for a day. I'm betting it smells of freedom fries in there.


Of course, that's the free market at work for you. If they are so opposed to allowing individuals with opposing ideas on an internet forum, then that speaks volumes about how much they want to censor similar individuals in real life. Additionally, quite a few members here are socialists and if they had their way, this forum would either:
1. Not exist.
or
2. Be run by the government and heavily censored.


Then again, if the liberals had their way...
1. Video games would be banned, as they are in several socialist countries, such as Venezuela and PRChina.
2. There would be no companies left to make video games.

Someday you'll have to explain to me how you manage to debate without actually understanding the opposing view points, not to mention consistently misunderstanding and misrepresenting the views of many members here. Your talent for it is awe inspiring. A true gift.

[Jinx]

Let me just step in here for a moment to say this:

The thing about persecution is that it goes both ways. In this day, persecution (most of the time) has less to do with lynching, and more to do with words. I'm pretty sure your blatant hatred of "liberals" without every trying to understand their opinions, and continuously calling them stupid, socialists, etc is PERSECUTION. Because you're making them out to be terrible people, when they just follow a different political stance/belief than you.

I'm not saying words haven't been thrown around in these topics, just don't make yourself such a martyr, PR.

[Roto13]

God, it's like The Ceej came back as a... whatever the fuck Phoenix Rising is on the political spectrum of dumbassery.

[Phoenix Rising]

The Christians that get bashed (metaphorically man, don't get your freedom panties in a bunch) are targeted because they are morons, not the religion itself (though some certainly would argue that point but personally I don't give a smurf so long as we're not protecting kiddy fiddlers).

That's not the case, however. I hate the Christian fundamentalists as much as the next person, but they're not the only ones being attacked. Liberals can't seem to stand any form of Christianity, whether it is moderate or extreme. It's gotten to the point where most major highways have signs by liberals saying "you know it's a lie and you have a choice." Or simply the way liberals are always behaving, referring to Christians as "dumb." Ironically these same liberals not only refuse to attack Muslims, but they go out of their way to make concessions to them.


And you're saying that's bad? Can you just like, explain why I should fear this?
I don't know about you, but I'd rather not have the government control every aspect of my life. Can you please explain to me why freedom is such a bad thing?


Again, [citation needed]
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Internet_Censorship_World_Map.svg/800px-Internet_Censorship_World_Map.svg.png
Do you see a pattern developing here?


You seem to know an awful lot about socialism, socialists and how they think. Is there something you're not telling us brah?

Knowing your enemy makes it easier to destroy your enemy.

[Phoenix Rising]

@fierytempest

What makes you think I "hate" liberals? I don't hate anyone, hate is just fear with attitude. In fact one of my closest friends is a self-proclaimed socialist and another is a self-proclaimed liberal, and we have polite debates all the time. I don't think of them as "bad people," they simply hold a differing viewpoint and/or have been misinformed.


God, it's like The Ceej came back as a... whatever the smurf Phoenix Rising is on the political spectrum of dumbassery.

u mad?

[Slothy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Internet_Censorship_World_Map.svg/800px-Internet_Censorship_World_Map.svg.png
Do you see a pattern developing here?

Maybe if we had a sweet clue what the hell the colours mean. Seriously, that is the worst citation I've ever seen. You might as well have posted a picture of a bowl of froot loops.

Actually, I'd have preferred a picture of a bowl of froot loops.

[Peegee]

God, it's like The Ceej came back as a... whatever the smurf Phoenix Rising is on the political spectrum of dumbassery.

I still didn't tell everybody the time that 4chan saved him from being arrested by me.

[Pheesh]

In fact one of my closest friends is a self-proclaimed socialist and another is a self-proclaimed liberal, and we have polite debates all the time.

Does he know you're trying to "destroy" him?

[Roto13]

In fact one of my closest friends is a self-proclaimed socialist and another is a self-proclaimed liberal, and we have polite debates all the time.

You don't know what any of those words mean, though.

[Freya]

Liberals can't seem to stand any form of Christianity, whether it is moderate or extreme. It's gotten to the point where most major highways have signs by liberals saying "you know it's a lie and you have a choice." Or simply the way liberals are always behaving, referring to Christians as "dumb." Ironically these same liberals not only refuse to attack Muslims, but they go out of their way to make concessions to them.

Sweeping general statements are sweeping and general. OOo OO I wanna play this game!

Cats can't seem to stand any form of Discipline, whether it is moderate or extreme. It's gotten to the point where most major households have signs by cats saying, "We don't give a fuck and you don't have a choice." Or simply the way cats are always behaving, referring to Humans as "dumb". Ironically these same Cats not only refuse to attack humans, but they go out of their way to make concessions to them.

My cat behaves very nicely thank you very much. :colbert: What a rude statement. He knows how to high-five. Does YOUR cat know that? I think not.

[Psychotic]

hey you guys, just thought you'd love to know the EoFF staff's official position on this matter as y'all keep nagging us to do something about that no-good Phoenix Rising. Here is our stance:

Phoenix Rising is right.
You are wrong.

Imagine Phoenix Rising's boot stamping on your face forever.

Keep on truckin'!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I bet Phoenix is just having a grand ol' time and yelling, "Dance, puppets. Dance!"

[Phoenix Rising]

And so it begins...

[Roto13]

Liberals can't seem to stand any form of Christianity, whether it is moderate or extreme. It's gotten to the point where most major highways have signs by liberals saying "you know it's a lie and you have a choice." Or simply the way liberals are always behaving, referring to Christians as "dumb." Ironically these same liberals not only refuse to attack Muslims, but they go out of their way to make concessions to them.

Sweeping general statements are sweeping and general. OOo OO I wanna play this game!

Cats can't seem to stand any form of Discipline, whether it is moderate or extreme. It's gotten to the point where most major households have signs by cats saying, "We don't give a fuck and you don't have a choice." Or simply the way cats are always behaving, referring to Humans as "dumb". Ironically these same Cats not only refuse to attack humans, but they go out of their way to make concessions to them.

My cat behaves very nicely thank you very much. :colbert: What a rude statement. He knows how to high-five. Does YOUR cat know that? I think not.

Yearg does post (exclusively?) in EoEO, though, and he is a hateful assbag about anyone with a religion.

[Quindiana Jones]

Why anyone would bother getting into any form of political discussion with a person who can neither understand nor even identify... well, anything is beyond me. I've taken to just calling him out when he makes a mistake. I've had to drop out of university and quit my job, it's so demanding.