General Chat's War on EoEO

[Psychotic]

i think this is long overdue. i, for one, am fed up of their seriousness, their stupid religion/abortion/gun control/politics/police brutality/I LOVE AND OR HATE BARACK OBAMA threads, and their lack of admitting our superiority over them.

i think its time general chat invaded eyes on each other, annexed it, and enslaved the terrible posters who inhabit it

so uh who wants to make some sort of internet army and maybe make vague internet threats about kicking their pretentious butts, before getting sort of bored and just spamming up this thread?

i call SUPREME FIELD MARSHALL OF THE GLORIOUS GENERAL CHAT ARMY

[Jinx]

I'm the pin-up army girl who wears skimpy outfits.


Moral support, mostly.


Let's take down those damn commies/socialist/liberals

[Hollycat]

ALL HAIL PSYCHOTIC!

Melee warfare specialist.

Also I do sketches sir!

[Agent Proto]

A civil war on my EoFF? I think not so!

[Sephex]

I'm going to wait to see whichever side appears to be winning and then join that side at the last possible moment.

[Pike]

I WANT A FACTORY THAT TURNS ALBANIANS INTO FUEL

AND BY ALBANIANS I MEAN EYES ON EACH OTHER

[Hollycat]

I WANT A FACTORY THAT TURNS ALBANIANS INTO FUEL

AND BY ALBANIANS I MEAN EYES ON EACH OTHER

I'm proud to serve under you.

Although I'd prefer to serve on top of you.

BOWCHICAWOWWOW.

[Peegee]

A threat is only a threat that is acted upon. If you don't close the forum or EoEo ban everybody, nobody cares what you say.

[Roto13]

UUUGGGGGHHHH I TRIED TO GET AN EOEO BAN BUT THAT PLACE IS SO STUPID THAT MY RANDOM SPAM CRAP WASN'T DUMB ENOUGH TO GET ME BANNED

[Freya]

It's just fun to bother now! They get so riled up and scramble about! DOWN WITH EoEO!

[krissy]

we shall defeat the oppressor from general chat
the oppressor shall see the might of our discourse and cower
show them our tongues brothers and sisters! the eoeo will rise again, y'hear!

[Rantz]

I will not sit meekly by and wait for the flaming. I mean to find out what's happening. The Admin's Watch will ride in force against the spammers, the trolls, and whatever else is out there. And we will find Quinjen Stark, alive or dead. I will command them myself. So I will only ask you once, Lord Psychotic, are you a brother of the Admin's Watch, or a bastard boy who wants to play at war?

[Psychotic]

I will not sit meekly by and wait for the flaming. I mean to find out what's happening. The Admin's Watch will ride in force against the spammers, the trolls, and whatever else is out there. And we will find Quinjen Stark, alive or dead. I will command them myself. So I will only ask you once, Lord Psychotic, are you a brother of the Admin's Watch, or a bastard boy who wants to play at war?when you play the game of forums, you win or you get banned.

[Freya]

You know nothing, Rantzien Snow.

[Peegee]

UUUGGGGGHHHH I TRIED TO GET AN EOEO BAN BUT THAT PLACE IS SO STUPID THAT MY RANDOM SPAM CRAP WASN'T DUMB ENOUGH TO GET ME BANNED

If I get 20 signatures promising participation I can start an eoeo thread on whether I'm white or not.

It was very successful in GC, but nobody can get banned in GC, so I'm hoping such a thread in eoeo would be more successful.

[Old Manus]

Someone needs to ban them so they can whinge about it in their police brutality thread

[edczxcvbnm]

Fuck this noise. I say we solve the problem and just bring back Eyes on the World >.> That way we can have our own place to spam up again.

[Jinx]

We the free people of General Chat won't bow down to the rules of EoEO!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dibs on being the Captain America of General Chat.

[Agent Proto]

This is going to be a losing battle for EoEO when the odds are heavily in Gen. Chat's favor.

[Shoden]

I am in. so in.
ONE SHALL STAND, ONE SHALL FALL!

[krissy]

yeah that's right
EOEO WILL STAND
AND GENERAL CHAT WILL FALL INTO THE ABYSS OF THE SQUARE ENIX FORUM SECTION

[NorthernChaosGod]

I am in. so in.
ONE SHALL STAND, ONE SHALL FALL!

fB0_vJUc3o4

[DMKA]

Someone needs to ban them so they can whinge about it in their police brutality thread

I'm DMKA, and I support this message.

[Pheesh]

I will not sit meekly by and wait for the flaming. I mean to find out what's happening. The Admin's Watch will ride in force against the spammers, the trolls, and whatever else is out there. And we will find Quinjen Stark, alive or dead. I will command them myself. So I will only ask you once, Lord Psychotic, are you a brother of the Admin's Watch, or a bastard boy who wants to play at war?

FT is going to be pissed when she finds out you took another vow of celibacy.

[Quindiana Jones]

pg has been treating EoEO like GC for years and nothing happens. How can you promise me change?

[Psychotic]

I had just assumed we were all okay with me banning PG for no reason, and then nobody speaking of him again.

conspicuous empty hole

[Marshall Banana]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7914255/got/Arya-Stark-in-Game-of-Thrones-Season-2.jpg

Anyone can be banned.

[Jinx]

I will not sit meekly by and wait for the flaming. I mean to find out what's happening. The Admin's Watch will ride in force against the spammers, the trolls, and whatever else is out there. And we will find Quinjen Stark, alive or dead. I will command them myself. So I will only ask you once, Lord Psychotic, are you a brother of the Admin's Watch, or a bastard boy who wants to play at war?

FT is going to be pissed when she finds out you took another vow of celibacy.

Goddammit, I hate you, Phil.

[Peegee]

I had just assumed we were all okay with me banning PG for no reason, and then nobody speaking of him again.

Except that doesn't even happen.

[Jiro]

Sounds like something is happening in here

[Psychotic]

bump

they're being annoying again you guys

let's go whoop their asses for reals this time.

[Shauna]

Down with that sort of thing!

[Psychotic]

Careful now.

[Pumpkin]

I am for this.

edit: Now I have a reason for the threats in my Kirby sig.

[Denmark]

eoeo is an abomination like 90% of the time

GC is only bad like 60% of the time

[Psychotic]

eoeo is an abomination like 90% of the time

GC is only bad like 60% of the timeWE ARE THE 30%

OCCUPY EoEO

[Pumpkin]

What exactly do we have to do?

[Jowy]

Just put "Eyes on the World" back and let that be shitposting central!

[Psychotic]

I want to eliminate the troutposting, not just move it!

[Pumpkin]

So, like, report 90% of the posts in the political and social issues threads?

[Jowy]

I want to eliminate the troutposting, not just move it!

I have unattainable dreams too! My second solution involved pumping nitrous into the ventilation system to just whack everyone out of their gourds.

[Psychotic]

So, like, report 90% of the posts in the political and social issues threads?Oh no, don't report posts. That'll alert the rest of the staff and I mostly hate them too.


I have unattainable dreams too! My second solution involved pumping nitrous into the ventilation system to just whack everyone out of their gourds.Alright let's go with that second plan.

[Jinx]

You guys could take us down. EoEO banned guns.

[Rantz]

There is a savage beast in every man, and when you hand that man a computer with internet access and send him forth to EoEO, the beast stirs.

[Araciel]

I would help but that would entail going anywhere near it... so no.

[Nicolas]

Can't you all just collectively ignore its existence? Is it that difficult?

Well, you could just get yourself banned from there, that should solve everything.

[Denmark]

we probably need EoEO to keep the troutnerds out of GC and the good forum(s?) (which I won't mention by name so you jerks don't come mess it/them up)

now I'm conflicted

[Shorty]

Don't even care. I'll go down with this ship.

[Jinx]

Don't even care. I'll go down with this ship.

I won't put my hands up and surrender.

[Psychotic]

Can't you all just collectively ignore its existence? Is it that difficult?

Well, you could just get yourself banned from there, that should solve everything.Uh, excuse me sir, I do not believe I asked for logic, reasonable solutions or sensible ideas thank you very much :colbert:

[Denmark]

Can't you all just collectively ignore its existence? Is it that difficult?

Well, you could just get yourself banned from there, that should solve everything.Uh, excuse me sir, I do not believe I asked for logic, reasonable solutions or sensible ideas thank you very much :colbert:

yeah, if we're gonna fight EoEO, we gotta fight like them

[Psychotic]

getting sort of bored and just spamming up this threadI think I'm at this stage now. Waging war seems like such an effort thing. Let's just say we won and call it a day.

[noxious.sunshine]

I'm a pacifist. I endorse no war.

[Shauna]

You helped start it and now you're backing out!? For shame. :nonono:

[Jowy]

getting sort of bored and just spamming up this threadI think I'm at this stage now. Waging war seems like such an effort thing. Let's just say we won and call it a day.

You QUITTER. You spent probably five minutes digging this thread up to rally the troops!

[Psychotic]

Well, easy come, easy go. Little Psy, little Jow'. Any way the war goes doesn't really matter to me.

[Jowy]

Well, easy come, easy go. Little Psy, little Jow'. Any way the war goes doesn't really matter to me.

You've infected me with an earworm I can't shake. But that's a song worth having in your head all day. Bravo!

[Denmark]

Well, easy come, easy go. Little Psy, little Jow'. Any way the war goes doesn't really matter to me.

You've infected me with an earworm I can't shake. But that's a song worth having in your head all day. Bravo!

not if it's the weird al polka cover you have stuck in your head

i really don't know why my brain went there instead of the original

too much eoeo has messed with my thought processes

[Psychotic]

Shorty, just trolled a man. Revived some dumb old thread, wish I'd left it to be dead.

Shorty, the thread had just begun. But then I thought that it was kinda laaaaaaaaaaame.

[Shorty]

can't put a tune to that one love

[Psychotic]

you've never heard of bohemian rhapsody

what

how is this even possible

what

[Shorty]

dude I didn't get bohemian rhapsody from that last bit at all

[Psychotic]

get out

[Shorty]

:colbert:

[Denmark]

Well, easy come, easy go. Little Psy, little Jow'. Any way the war goes doesn't really matter to me.

easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

it's the first verse of the song yo~

[Shorty]

I GOT THAT PART THANK YOU FOR SPELLING IT OUT FOR ME

the shorty bit I didnt get

[Alive-Cat]

I don't feel very well I want to go home

[Psychotic]

you must be the life and soul of the party if people have to explain all the jokes to you. :aimkiss:


Shorty, just trolled a man. Revived some dumb old thread, wish I'd left it to be dead.

Shorty, the thread had just begun. But then I thought that it was kinda laaaaaaaaaaame.


Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead

Mama, life had just begun. But now I've gone and thrown it all awaaaaaaay.

[Alive-Cat]

I mean it.

[Nicolas]

All in favor of banning Psy from this thread and closing it since he can't even rally his own troops anymore? :D?

[Shorty]

The last time I tried to rise up against Psy I got punished for it in ways I couldn't recant to you. :colbert: You're on your own, dude.

even though I want to give him a good slap for mocking me just now

[Raistlin]

The last time I tried to rise up against Psy I got punished for it in ways I couldn't recant to you.

You couldn't take back what you've already said about it (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/recant?s=t)?

[escobert]

Well why is EoEO still there? What the heck guys!?

[noxious.sunshine]

I'll join the war if I can dress up like the Pink Power Ranger.

[Madame Adequate]

Time to change her back to THE WORST

[Shorty]

:colbert:

[noxious.sunshine]

Who?

[Pike]

Who?

Our friend Sarah :doublecolbert:

[noxious.sunshine]

Oh right. Off with their heads!

Or rather...

It's morphin time.

[Shorty]

Who?

Our friend Sarah :doublecolbert:

What the hell, Pikey :zombert:

[Pike]

Who?

Our friend Sarah :doublecolbert:

What the hell, Pikey :zombert:

DUDE you didn't even recognize Bohemian Rhapsody I think it's time for an intervention :doublecolbert:

[Shorty]

I recognized the first bit and I was at work and distracted and I swear to god I was just singing that song last week AND the week before on a road trip and I even did the Wayne's World headbanging :zombert:

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Secretly invade subtly the threads of most philosophical bullshit with meandering posts that go nowhere! Stimulate discussion only to turn, laugh, and say, THIS IS STILL GENERAL CHAT!

[Psychotic]

Wait, who am I profile raping again?

[Quindiana Jones]

Gentlemen; I declare the Sixth Great EoFF War on Shorty... commenced!

[Denmark]

only the sixth?

oh you must mean, like, this month or something

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Wait, who am I profile raping again?

Just had to steal the show, eh?

[Psychotic]

Gentlemen; I declare the Sixth Great EoFF War on Shorty... commenced!I tell you what else, she had never fucking heard of Red Dead Redemption either.

[Shorty]

Who else has grievances they'd like to air? Out with them. :doublecolbert:

[Madame Adequate]

No I think Paul just made the only case necessary.

shorty pls go

[Nicolas]

Sarah is The Official Worst and get with the raping of the profile, Psy.

[Rantz]

I wanna break up.

[Shorty]

Fine.

[Psychotic]

Wait, now she's single?

Dibs!

[Shorty]

My available male admin-conquering is complete!

[Sephex]

I just want a rule that has punishment for writing an overly wordy essay for every single post to have Psy's ballsack, post sauna treatment, slowly drug across the offenders face.

Now, if they be all weird and enjoy that jive sort of thing. Then--

Sephex, no one wants to know or think about frog legs in that fashion. Also, lay off the Jews~mod

[Jinx]

General Chat has always been at war with EoEO.

[Ayen]

I got this! I played Command and Conquer, BattleTanx and Metal Gear Solid. I am ready to do thy bidding.

[Del Murder]

If I had time I'd go look for the EoEO post that offended you so much that you would bump this thread.

[Psychotic]

Let's rename it Eyes on Each Brother and have it be about black people.

[Jinx]

Uh oh, now I need to head over to EoEO and start a thread on racism.

[Shorty]

We don't have one already?

[Ayen]

Let's rename it Eyes on Each Brother and have it be about black people.

You telling me I can't be a brother unless I'm black?

Dude, that is racist!

[Psychotic]

Is it the White Liberal Guilt Megathread or the Police Doing Bad Things Megathread? I forget.

[Old Manus]

I thought it was the Compare Our Mutilated Penises And The Ongoing Psychological Struggle Megathread

[Parker]

lmao if youve ever been upset by EoEo in any way

[Jiro]

I still have a lingering hatred of EoEO because of reasons.

[Jinx]

I still have a lingering hatred of EoEO because of reasons.

Because of one reason: it's a cesspool of everything that's wrong with this forum.

[Ayen]

Bomb it?

[Jiro]

I still have a lingering hatred of EoEO because of reasons.

Because of one reason: it's a cesspool of everything that's wrong with this forum.

No I have more specific reasons :shobon:

[Quindiana Jones]

You fools. You foolish fools. Think of all the wonderful places we have here, and think what would happen to them if the congeal hatred of EoEO was let loose upon.

Keep EoEO. We need it.

[Shorty]

Quin is talking some sense.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I didn't even realize this was old until I scrolled past a peegee post.

[Psychotic]

This thread tickles me because I remember back in the day (sorry) that EoEO was seen as the height of the EoFF Civilised world and GC was looked down upon as the cesspool, a spammy hellhole populated by trash like me. :shobon:

[Quindiana Jones]

Welcome to the New World.

[Ayen]

You fools. You foolish fools. Think of all the wonderful places we have here, and think what would happen to them if the congeal hatred of EoEO was let loose upon.

Keep EoEO. We need it.

But I wanna drop bombs on something!

[Slothy]

You fools. You foolish fools. Think of all the wonderful places we have here, and think what would happen to them if the congeal hatred of EoEO was let loose upon.

Keep EoEO. We need it.

But I wanna drop bombs on something!

We have an FFXIII forum. Might as well use it for something useful.

[Ayen]

You fools. You foolish fools. Think of all the wonderful places we have here, and think what would happen to them if the congeal hatred of EoEO was let loose upon.

Keep EoEO. We need it.

But I wanna drop bombs on something!

We have an FFXIII forum. Might as well use it for something useful.

Fire our trout!
"But I'm les tired."
Well, then, take a nap. THEN FIRE LES MISSILES!

[Jinx]

les missiles*

[Psychotic]

les missilerables*

[Freya]

:chocobo:

[Ayen]

les missiles*

*edits*

That's what I said. Les.

[Bones]

:chocobo:
Why.

[Shorty]

Shut up. It's the best thing ever.

[Ayen]

:chocobo:
Why.

I expect BoB has begun immobilizing. Spring is coming.

[Parker]

:chocobo:

[The Man]

it legitimately annoys me that :kakapo: and :chocobo: don't follow each other's movements exactly

[Shorty]

ahaha xD

[The Man]

oh, it looks like it was just fixed. or was it a browser cache problem? i even tried previewing my post multiple times to make sure it wasn't a cache problem. well, whatever, no complaints now

[Flaming Ice]

I didn't even realize this was old until I scrolled past a peegee post.



Necrophilia is common here


!~:)~!

[Miss Mae]

les missiles*

*edits*

That's what I said. Les.

The captions on the video appears to say 'le tired' and 'ze missiles'. Fun facts. (Because your reference made me need to rewatch it.)

[Ayen]

les missiles*

*edits*

That's what I said. Les.

The captions on the video appears to say 'le tired' and 'ze missiles'. Fun facts. (Because your reference made me need to rewatch it.)

I'm not editing it again :colbert:

[Miss Mae]

les missiles*

*edits*

That's what I said. Les.

The captions on the video appears to say 'le tired' and 'ze missiles'. Fun facts. (Because your reference made me need to rewatch it.)

I'm not editing it again :colbert:
Fine then. Be wrong. :doublecolbert:

[Ayen]

les missiles*

*edits*

That's what I said. Les.

The captions on the video appears to say 'le tired' and 'ze missiles'. Fun facts. (Because your reference made me need to rewatch it.)

I'm not editing it again :colbert:
Fine then. Be wrong. :doublecolbert:

I'm never wrong. I bend reality to always be right.

[Miss Mae]

les missiles*

*edits*

That's what I said. Les.

The captions on the video appears to say 'le tired' and 'ze missiles'. Fun facts. (Because your reference made me need to rewatch it.)

I'm not editing it again :colbert:
Fine then. Be wrong. :doublecolbert:

I'm never wrong. I bend reality to always be right.

Until you become too lazy to edit. Then reality can just stay put. :p

[Ayen]

les missiles*

*edits*

That's what I said. Les.

The captions on the video appears to say 'le tired' and 'ze missiles'. Fun facts. (Because your reference made me need to rewatch it.)

I'm not editing it again :colbert:
Fine then. Be wrong. :doublecolbert:

I'm never wrong. I bend reality to always be right.

Until you become too lazy to edit. Then reality can just stay put. :p

I just bend reality to never require editing.

[Jiro]

You sound flexible. We might be interested in you.

On a related note: that chocobo looks like it is trying to fuck something off screen.

[Psychotic]

It is truly the BoB smiley.

[Ayen]

Does this mean all the admins are getting a smiley to represent them?

[Parker]

:chocobo:

[Psychotic]

Does this mean all the admins are getting a smiley to represent them?
I already have one. See if you can guess what it is!

[Jiro]

I feel a real affinity for :hahaha:

[Freya]

That's the second one I've had them add. The first was :gator:

[Jiro]

Oh, that's legit a smiley here? Awesome! :gator:

[Ayen]

Does this mean all the admins are getting a smiley to represent them?
I already have one. See if you can guess what it is!

/smug

[Shorty]

/smug always makes me think of NCG.

[Flaming Ice]

Does this mean all the admins are getting a smiley to represent them?
I already have one. See if you can guess what it is!

:angel:

:radred:

[Jiro]

:shobon: will always be Psychotic's face in my book.

[Formalhaut]

:kakapo:

I still actually have no idea who it is supposed to be. What is it doing in the first place?

[Shauna]

It's just a kakapo bird, doing its thang.

[Christmas]

Is the war still on? Did Psychotic die in the war? Can I replace him?

[Psychotic]

There is no more war. You don't see an Eyes on Each Other anymore, do you?

Also I remember posting this as a parody of another thread but I can't remember for the life of me what it was. It's a little bit perplexing.