Don't go gay!

[Raistlin]

In Nebraska, one city has held hearings on the issue of whether the government should protect homosexuals from discrimination. One woman stood up and gave a very insightful answer (http://www.mediaite.com/online/terrifyingly-hilarious-nebraska-woman-gives-the-most-amazingly-bonkers-anti-gay-rant-ever/), full of little-known facts about gay people.

As you probably know, The Gay is a very dangerous disease that affects roughly 10% of the population. What you may not know about gays and gay activities is that:

1. Gays love to see people perishing and are genociders.
2. Anal sex makes you more likely to kill people.
3. Only gay people care about gender studies.
4. Gay people almost all die by the time they're 40, either because their gay partner kills them or they kill themselves over being gay.
5. Anal licking can kill you within 30 minutes without immediate medical attention.
6. Gay people molest kids because they don't have AIDS yet.
7. Whitney Houston was found dead and naked... and therefore was killed by a gay?
8. Girls in college are date-raped into becoming lesbians.
9. Bisexuals always go insane.
10. Judas was gay, and if you choose gay rights you hate Jesus.

Another gay expert has warned that we must make being gay illegal before the gays rape all our kids (http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2012/05/paul-cameron-suggests-obama-is-gay-demands-gays-be-imprisoned-before-they-rape-kids/). It's not the zombie apocalypse we should be worrying about, but the Gay Apocalypse, or Gaypocalypse, where the gays overrun society, take our kids, and turn everything into one big orgy.

What other commonly-unknown facts about gays do you know?

[CimminyCricket]

Gays are always super fashionable, buff and talk with a lisp.

[Laddy]

We've been discovered! But it's too late! Prepare for Doomsgay!

[CimminyCricket]

This thread should now be filled with more gay puns. Gaypocalypse and Doomsgay are hilarious and I want more.

[Jessweeee♪]

Doomsgay. Heh.

[Chris]

I hope that this offends people:

http://powet.tv/powetblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/my_little_pony_friendship_is_magic_squash.jpeg

[Peegee]

@Michael James Trolland (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/12303.html)

[Hollycat]

Gayness is communicated by sight. If you look at one in the eyes for 12 seconds, you become a gay.
If you touch a gay on the mouth you become one.
If one ever sees your penis, they transmit the virus by sight and make you one.
Don't share a hat or socks with a gay as their lice carry the disease.
participating in a 3 way with only one woman automatically makes you gay.

[Peegee]

Gayness is communicated by sight. If you look at one in the eyes for 12 seconds, you become a gay.
If you touch a gay on the mouth you become one.
If one ever sees your penis, they transmit the virus by sight and make you one.
Don't share a hat or socks with a gay as their lice carry the disease.
participating in a 3 way with only one woman automatically makes you gay.

I spent an afternoon with Toland. Am I gay?

He's a fag though, not a homosexual. Does it only matter for homos or does it apply to fags too?

[Sephex]

Fact: Do not call a gay person gay when they are bundling up sticks. This may cause the universe to explode.

[Laddy]

Armegayddon
In-Your-End Of The World
Gaytastrophe
Homocaust
Anniligaytion

[Roto13]

Poor Whitney Houston. Living with addiction for so many years and then being raped to death by a typical dyke.

[Cuchulainn]

11. gay ppl have smelly fingers.


True Story.

[Rantz]

arfaggedon etc.

[Bunny]

The guy in the background is very distracting.

[Shlup]

I am in love with that Nebraska woman. Her uber-nutty vernacular is just so endearing.

[Sylvie]

Hopefully, she gets raped and murdered by a homosexual.

[Shlup]

Yes, giving her evidence to go with her insanity sounds awesome...

[Raistlin]

Relevant. (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2608#comic)

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20120512after.gif

[Sylvie]

Yes, giving her evidence to go with her insanity sounds awesome...
She can't be a moron if she's dragged down into the gutter like she deserves. Does she want to truly believe in what she says? Someone should take her by the hand and show her the ropes.

[Bunny]

Yes, giving her evidence to go with her insanity sounds awesome...
She can't be a moron if she's dragged down into the gutter like she deserves. Does she want to truly believe in what she says? Someone should take her by the hand and show her the ropes.

Are you an idiot?

[Sylvie]

I don't think so. I just want her to get hurt. It should be noted that I don't actually care how the homosexuals of the world are seen after one of them were to perform such an act of satisfactory destruction against her personal human rights.

[Peegee]

I know when I spent the night at Stu's that I would be safe.

View image: Untitled (http://postimage.org/image/hc1yhnbuv/)

[Chemical]

Angry Boys - Gay Porn Magazines - Chris Lilley - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=uWo9bC4qlFc)

[krissy]

Meet Jane Svoboda. She is a 52-year-old woman diagnosed with schizophrenia. Svoboda lives at an assisted-living facility in Lincoln and is listed as a protected person, according to Journal Star. Her brother, Patrick Svoboda, is her conservator because she is incompetent, the documents say.

"To me, it shows how little society really cares about people with mental health issues," Patrick Svoboda told Journal Star. "She does have a very tender heart ... but anything she says is certifiably schizophrenic ... she's not some crazy conservative."


Svoboda has talked about Chinese "subliminals" that come through cellphones and other electronics, paradise on earth and family members being killed by doctors.

Read more: Nebraska woman's homophobic rants goes viral (http://digitaljournal.com/article/324763#ixzz1vL08ek8m)

[Quindiana Jones]

All schizophrenic people are homo-haters.

[Bunny]

I don't think so. I just want her to get hurt. It should be noted that I don't actually care how the homosexuals of the world are seen after one of them were to perform such an act of satisfactory destruction against her personal human rights.

So the answer is yes.

[Roto13]

I like her hat.

[Jinx]

I like her hat.

A gay guy probably designed that hat.

[Sylvie]

I don't think so. I just want her to get hurt. It should be noted that I don't actually care how the homosexuals of the world are seen after one of them were to perform such an act of satisfactory destruction against her personal human rights.

So the answer is yes.
No, it doesn't really have a thing to do with my intelligence. I don't think her opinions on the subject have as much to do with schizophrenia as is being suggested. The only thing schizophrenic about it is the fact that they're paranoid and they're prematurely conjured and slightly muddled. A lot of schizophrenics have more potential than this. She's just a bigot who happens to have schizophrenia.

So I still stand by my position. I'd love to see some leather-clad gay dude put cigars out on her ass and face.

[Roto13]

I don't think so. I just want her to get hurt. It should be noted that I don't actually care how the homosexuals of the world are seen after one of them were to perform such an act of satisfactory destruction against her personal human rights.

So the answer is yes.
No, it doesn't really have a thing to do with my intelligence. I don't think her opinions on the subject have as much to do with schizophrenia as is being suggested. The only thing schizophrenic about it is the fact that they're paranoid and they're prematurely conjured and slightly muddled. A lot of schizophrenics have more potential than this. She's just a bigot who happens to have schizophrenia.

Saying schizophrenia makes her opinions "slightly muddled" is like saying Joan of Arc died of a mild fever.

Ever seen one of those guys wearing sweaters in the middle of the summer, walking down the street screaming threats and obscenities at a tiny invisible gremlin? Schizophrenia.

[Sylvie]

I don't think so. I just want her to get hurt. It should be noted that I don't actually care how the homosexuals of the world are seen after one of them were to perform such an act of satisfactory destruction against her personal human rights.

So the answer is yes.
No, it doesn't really have a thing to do with my intelligence. I don't think her opinions on the subject have as much to do with schizophrenia as is being suggested. The only thing schizophrenic about it is the fact that they're paranoid and they're prematurely conjured and slightly muddled. A lot of schizophrenics have more potential than this. She's just a bigot who happens to have schizophrenia.

Saying schizophrenia makes her opinions "slightly muddled" is like saying Joan of Arc died of a mild fever.

Ever seen one of those guys wearing sweaters in the middle of the summer, walking down the street screaming threats and obscenities at a tiny invisible gremlin? Schizophrenia.

I say slightly muddled because she as an example really isn't that bad. She's just stupid and can't keep her thoughts straight. Your example is a much more severe case than this woman is.

[Roto13]

I don't think so. I just want her to get hurt. It should be noted that I don't actually care how the homosexuals of the world are seen after one of them were to perform such an act of satisfactory destruction against her personal human rights.

So the answer is yes.
No, it doesn't really have a thing to do with my intelligence. I don't think her opinions on the subject have as much to do with schizophrenia as is being suggested. The only thing schizophrenic about it is the fact that they're paranoid and they're prematurely conjured and slightly muddled. A lot of schizophrenics have more potential than this. She's just a bigot who happens to have schizophrenia.

Saying schizophrenia makes her opinions "slightly muddled" is like saying Joan of Arc died of a mild fever.

Ever seen one of those guys wearing sweaters in the middle of the summer, walking down the street screaming threats and obscenities at a tiny invisible gremlin? Schizophrenia.

I say slightly muddled because she as an example really isn't that bad. She's just stupid and can't keep her thoughts straight. Your example is a much more severe case than this woman is.

Just because she's not scraping her own skin off because she thinks it's trying to eat her doesn't mean she's not completely hair-tearingly, voice-hearingly, gremlin-screamingly, cat-eatingly insane.

[Sylvie]

I don't think so. I just want her to get hurt. It should be noted that I don't actually care how the homosexuals of the world are seen after one of them were to perform such an act of satisfactory destruction against her personal human rights.

So the answer is yes.
No, it doesn't really have a thing to do with my intelligence. I don't think her opinions on the subject have as much to do with schizophrenia as is being suggested. The only thing schizophrenic about it is the fact that they're paranoid and they're prematurely conjured and slightly muddled. A lot of schizophrenics have more potential than this. She's just a bigot who happens to have schizophrenia.

Saying schizophrenia makes her opinions "slightly muddled" is like saying Joan of Arc died of a mild fever.

Ever seen one of those guys wearing sweaters in the middle of the summer, walking down the street screaming threats and obscenities at a tiny invisible gremlin? Schizophrenia.

I say slightly muddled because she as an example really isn't that bad. She's just stupid and can't keep her thoughts straight. Your example is a much more severe case than this woman is.

Just because she's not scraping her own skin off because she thinks it's trying to eat her doesn't mean she's not completely hair-tearingly, voice-hearingly, gremlin-screamingly, cat-eatingly insane.

I'm not saying she isn't. I'm saying that if even if she wasn't, she'd probably be just as much of an idiot, only her stupid ideas would be connected. You can piece together fairly easily what she's trying to say in the video. It's bizarrely worded (I actually enjoyed her use of the word "perish") but I've seen worse, and what I've seen, I can attribute fully to schizophrenia. Most of their ideas or thoughts had a lot of very fascinating (albeit batshit) logic and complexity behind them.

I don't even know what I'm trying to justify anymore though. I can't really say I care if Bunny thinks I'm an idiot just because of my sense of hypothetical amusement.

[Bunny]

I don't even know what I'm trying to justify anymore though. I can't really say I care if Bunny thinks I'm an idiot just because of my sense of hypothetical amusement.

You being an idiot is less about your sense of hypothetical amusement and more about your desire to wish violence on someone whose only real crime is being an idiot herself. Your seemingly complete lack of understanding about how little violence accomplishes only adds to your being stupid. Nevermind the fact that wishing violence upon someone shows an incredible lack of maturity.

But hey, you don't care what I think and I don't really care that you don't. I guess that makes us even.

[Old Manus]

Bunny, it's cool. He's probably gay. I hear that people suffering from the gay are like this.

[Roto13]

He's a lesbian.

[fire_of_avalon]

Go call each other names somewhere else.

[blackmage_nuke]

I don't think so. I just want her to get hurt. It should be noted that I don't actually care how the homosexuals of the world are seen after one of them were to perform such an act of satisfactory destruction against her personal human rights.

So the answer is yes.
No, it doesn't really have a thing to do with my intelligence. I don't think her opinions on the subject have as much to do with schizophrenia as is being suggested. The only thing schizophrenic about it is the fact that they're paranoid and they're prematurely conjured and slightly muddled. A lot of schizophrenics have more potential than this. She's just a bigot who happens to have schizophrenia.

So I still stand by my position. I'd love to see some leather-clad gay dude put cigars out on her ass and face.

I dont see why it has to be a gay guy. Thats just giving haters more amunition. If you just wanted her to be hurt a straight man raping and murdering her would be just as sufficient if not more so, both physically harming her and disproving her point (I condone neither gay nor straight men (or women) murder or rape people. Im Just saying)


Angry Boys - Gay Porn Magazines - Chris Lilley - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=uWo9bC4qlFc)
Is it just me or does he have a hoverboard from BTTF on the far right of his wall?

edit: Further more; Catajism

[Hollycat]

Gays eat babies.



JSYK.

[Sylvie]

yeah we all know i'm here to do the right thing.

[Quindiana Jones]

Hilary Clinton is a massive dyke, though.

[Crop]

I thought I caught The Gay once, turned out it was just gas.

[Dignified Pauper]

this video just makes me smile so much.

[DMKA]

Well...shit, she's got it all figured out.

[Shiny]

She forget that all aliens are gay and thus why anal probing exist.

[Quindiana Jones]

That's an argument for homosexuality, surely? Who doesn't love alien anal probing?

[Roto13]

That's an argument for homosexuality, surely? Who doesn't love alien anal probing?

Tops

[Peegee]

this video just makes me smile so much.

whatever man you're a btm. nobody's threatened by you.

Who's the OP? I suspect it's Raistlin 'gays might be caused by nurture, not nature' Moar. Now being gay is a contagious disease? Pfft you used to be about the music man. Now you sold out.

[Raistlin]

Something else dangerous about being gay: ain't no homos gonna make it to heaven (http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/05/four-year-old-church-singer-performs.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter).

As sung by a four-year-old.

[blackmage_nuke]

Something else dangerous about being gay: ain't no homos gonna make it to heaven (http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/05/four-year-old-church-singer-performs.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter).

As sung by a four-year-old.

What a pack of uncivilised savages. Its common curteousy to wait until the end of a performance before you start any loud applauding. That was just plain rude.

Particularly in church, where its more appropriate to reflect on a hymn rather than applaud at all.

[Peegee]

I'm starting to think my 'last christian died on the cross' argument should be spread as a meme.

off you go.