Let's go on an adventure

[Jiro]

You wake up and see this. Wat do?

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll167/sailorsun2/door.png

[Jinx]

Go back to sleep.

[Roto13]

Kick it in.

[krissy]

get married to it

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Paint it purple.

[Jinx]

Paint it purple.

Paint it black.

[Jiro]

You decide to paint the door. What now?

http://llnw.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/thumb/shard000/000/003/172/87/large.jpg

[Shlup]

Check myself in to rehab.

[Jinx]

Peep in the keyhole.

[Roto13]

Kick it in.

[Sylvie]

Lock it.

[Alpha2099]

Knock on it.

[Jiro]

Can't you fuckers ever agree? It makes it easier to decide where we're going next.

http://blog.apexcarpentryinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Broken_jamb1.jpg

What now that the door is broken and open?

[Jinx]

Or you can just choose the answer you think is best?

I go up those stairs!

[Sylvie]

Can't you fuckers ever agree? It makes it easier to decide where we're going next.

http://blog.apexcarpentryinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Broken_jamb1.jpg

What now that the door is broken and open?

Take the splinters.

[Bunny]

Murder everyone in the house.

[Sylvie]

I'd be disappointed though if no one were actually in the house.

[Peegee]

Play pokemans

[Sephex]

Dance around awkwardly.

[Alpha2099]

Run in like Jack Bauer and say, "Chloe, I need schematics NOW!"

[Sylvie]

it's your schematics and you want it now

[Roto13]

Walk through it and look around screaming "HEEEEEEERE'S GC!"

[Psychotic]

look you idiots

turn handle

open smurfing door

walk through open smurfing door

look around

WAS THAT SO HARD

also imho jiro quote the post whose actions you are following when you do a thing!

[Roto13]

look you idiots

turn handle

open smurfing door

walk through open smurfing door

look around

WAS THAT SO HARD

also imho jiro quote the post whose actions you are following when you do a thing!

That's four actions. If we did that, we'd only be at "open smurfing door" now. Use your head, Psy.

[blackmage_nuke]

Wonder about the continuity of my adventure. Not only does the keyhole position change but Roto clearly said "kick it in" when can clearly see the hinges (thus meaning we are already "in") meaning we've somehow teleported to the opposite side of the door.

I use the teleportation device to go to the bahamas

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Dak, this adventure should be your muse. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-archive/127717-f-rantziens-adventures-eyes-final-fantasy-fanfiction.html)

[Peegee]

worst thread ever. this is worst than the time you posted that you were brian carper on gc, jiro

[Jiro]

Run in like Jack Bauer and say, "Chloe, I need schematics NOW!"

You run inside and scream "Chloe, I need schematics NOW!" but she just stares at you.

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Mary-Lynn-Rajskub-Chloe-24.jpg

[Jinx]

I throw salt on Gail the Snail.

[Raistlin]

Fuck the mom. (http://home.eyesonff.com/blogs/92/blog100.html)

[Hollycat]

Seduce her and take her gear after internal insemination.

[Bubba]

Run in like Jack Bauer and say, "Chloe, I need schematics NOW!"

You run inside and scream "Chloe, I need schematics NOW!" but she just stares at you.

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Mary-Lynn-Rajskub-Chloe-24.jpg

Chloe says... "Why the fuck did you break down my door? I'm looking at porn..."