Great gaming lines

[Hollycat]

Post your favorites.
My current one is:

Maria: You need to find an outlet
Ezio: I have plenty of outlets
Maria: I meant besides vaginas.
ASSASSINS CREED II

[Roto13]

mahhthurrr

[Sephex]

Yahoo!
-Mario on advertising

[Alpha2099]

​Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

Richter Belmont: "Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"

Dracula: "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"

[Bubba]

Barry Burton: Take this with you.

(hands Jill a lock pick)

Barry Burton: It might be helpful if you... the master of unlocking, take it with you.

[Roto13]

Barry Burton: Take this with you.

(hands Jill a lock pick)

Barry Burton: It might be helpful if you... the master of unlocking, take it with you.

Jill's profile in Marvel vs. Capcom 3 lists her "masterful unlocking skills"

[KentaRawr!]

"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIGHT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk)"

"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LISmPmdUhYA)"

[Skyblade]

"Now, this is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrows! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!" ~Auron

"Perfection? What perfection I have or have not, I am not to judge. Yet however others see me, pariah or paragon, I am but myself. I walk the road I walk because it is mine to walk. I do no more or less than this." ~Blademaster Frimelda Lotice

[Crop]

What a shame.

[black orb]

>>> "Stop right there, Goers!" - Tidus..:luca:

[Roto13]

It's-a me! Mario! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJcPc6OQ384)

[Hollycat]

It's-a me! Mario! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJcPc6OQ384)

:)


Everything GLaDoS has ever said.

"I'll kick your balls so hard they'll fly out your nostrils!"
"You can't blackmail me, you want my kids, take them, I have the tool to make more (shows panties) "
Caterina Sforza- ACII

[Jinx]

"HA HA HA HA HA"--Tidus & Yuna.

[KentaRawr!]

Oh yeah, I'm SO pretty! And I'm taking you down, I'm taking YOU down, I'm taking you out, I'm taking YOU out, and I'm taking YOU out... for dinner! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFOV20jxz00)

[Sephex]

"HA HA HA HA HA"--Tidus & Yuna.

Tidus Laugh English AND Japanese Synched! - YouTube (http://youtu.be/sPWbIXNvmTk)

[Jinx]

Oh god, the Japanese is even worse!

[Sum1sGruj]

*Barret in a sailor outfit*
Cloud: "You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow"

[Loony BoB]

The lemons rant - Portal 2

"All this dampness is damp." - Sahz, Final Fantasy XIII

[Roto13]

Basically everything in Portal 2 is great.

[Bubba]

"HEY! LISTEN!" - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

*Attempts to slice Navi in two for the nine-hundreth time*

[Sum1sGruj]

Pitiful mortal, your hope ends here! (super ultra mega stereo voice switchover) And your meaningless existence with it!

Seymour, FFX

[NeoCracker]

"You will regret randomly encountering me!"
- Lucius (I might have the name wrong) Trinity Universe

[Pete for President]

"Praise the Sun!" - Players in Dark Souls.

Also; "I can't take this..." - Players in Dark Souls.

Love it.

[Carl the Llama]

Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA! - Cid.

[Chris]

Oscar the Automaton with a Heart

I have never cried due to a game, but man, this really hit me hard:

"Kate Walker, I am really very pleased to have met you. It was really a very beautiful voyage. Now it is time to say farewell... Automatons are constructed to serve man... Goodbye, Kate Walker. I have perfectly understood, Kate Walker. I am only an automaton and... It is time I served some purpose."

:crying:

[Old Manus]

"this is ur story" ~ auron

"do u think love can bloom on the battle field" ~ solidsnake

"remirez, shoot the badies" ~ oscar mike (cod:mw2)

"NO JOHN U ARE THE DEMONS" ~ doomguy

"..." ~ halo

"enough mario...its enough...pull out now" ~ luigi

[Del Murder]

'Welcome to die!' - Magneto, X-Men Arcade Game

[Iceglow]

War. War never changes.

[Laddy]

Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes! RAAARGH!

There will once be a day when Tiax will point and click!

Please don't bother me as I plot to overthrow you...

Baldur's Gate <3

Oh and:

"I'm Harold, the tree's name is Bob."