Brush Your Teeth!

[Laddy]

Let us talk about brushing teeth and the many disciplines of teeth-brushing.

[Tigmafuzz]

My teeth always look horrible because I spent the first ten years of my life not knowing what a toothbrush was. What with not having a family or a home and all that. That being said, my teeth are ridiculously clean and my breath smells of minty goodness at all hours of the day, even if I just ate a bean sandwich. Not that I've ever eaten a been sandwich. But y'know.

[Bunny]

I brush my teeth with such fury that it makes angels weep.

[Freya]

I know a guy who is only a year older than me and had to get dentures. It's spooked me so now i'm brushing my teeth even more every day. Can that be harmful? Too much brushing?! O.O

[Laddy]

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I know a guy who is only a year older than me and had to get dentures. It's spooked me so now i'm brushing my teeth even more every day. Can that be harmful? Too much brushing?! O.O

Yes! Your teeth will erode away and all that will be left are bony stubs. :mad2:

[Freya]

NO I CAN'T WIN D:

[Tranquil]

I brush thrice a day.

[Shiny]

If there was a way to just chew gum and magically have my teeth be clean, white and cavity free for the rest of my life I would prefer that. Way too lazy to brush twice a day usually it's just once a day if I can manage to get my lazy ass to the bathroom.

[Pike]

TOOTHPASTE TIER LIST

GOD TIER:
Aquafresh

NOT GOD TIER:
Everything else

[Sephex]

I put on some black metal and then brush to the rhythm of blast beats. My gums are always bloody and raw as a result. However, this has inspired me to start my very own black metal band called "Gums and Corpses."

[krissy]

this thread is pointless without flossing

but i am like shiny

[Shlup]

I floss, then I brush with a mixture of baking soda, coconut oil, and peppermint oil, then I rinse with an antiseptic. Twice a day, every day.

[Sylvie]

I brush my teeth really intensely. The hairs on the brush are in disarray from being crushed and slammed against my teeth.

[Shlup]

Quit that!

I use a Snoopy toothbrush and brush softly for the appropriate amount of time.

[Sylvie]

It's satisfying to do it my way.

[TheAbominatrix]

I floss, then I brush with a mixture of baking soda, coconut oil, and peppermint oil, then I rinse with an antiseptic. Twice a day, every day.

Do you floss with bamboo that you grew in your own backyard?

[Sylvie]

Don't be fooled, her toothbrush is made out of Bald Eagle bones and baleen.

[Shlup]

I floss, then I brush with a mixture of baking soda, coconut oil, and peppermint oil, then I rinse with an antiseptic. Twice a day, every day.

Do you floss with bamboo that you grew in your own backyard?

That's actually not a bad idea. You know I'm going to try it as soon as I have my own backyard.

[Psychotic]

I fucking hate this thread because every time I see it it makes my mouth feel gross like I need to brush it.

[Tranquil]

I brush my teeth really intensely. The hairs on the brush are in disarray from being crushed and slammed against my teeth.
I actually do this.

[Fynn]

Three times a day. Once in the morning, the once after dinner, and later just before bed. I always brush them until I can feel the surface is totally smooth with my tongue. I also give my palate and tongue a brush before I finish. Sometimes I also use mouthwash. Where sometimes means "when I can afford it" :mad:

[ScottyRedXIII]

Brush, Floss, Mouthwash, Twice a day. Stranded!

[*Laurelindo*]

I usually only brush in the evening, and rarely in the morning, but for some reason my teeth still look white and pretty. :roll2
My breath is sometimes not that great though, but I try to make up for that with mouthwash etc.

[Jinx]

I use peroxide in my mouth--I don't swallow it!--to get my teeth white, as well as get rid of bad breath. Then I brush my teeth in the proper circular motion. I brush my tongue too, but for some reason I never feel my tongue is clean unless I gag. Then I rinse, and use a minty mouthwash. I do this two or three times a day.

[Jiro]

Gotta keep the chompers shining.

[ScottyRedXIII]

I use peroxide in my mouth--I don't swallow it!--to get my teeth white, as well as get rid of bad breath. Then I brush my teeth in the proper circular motion. I brush my tongue too, but for some reason I never feel my tongue is clean unless I gag. Then I rinse, and use a minty mouthwash. I do this two or three times a day.

It may create pretty teeth........ but I fear for your poor gums!

[Jinx]

Why? all it does is take germs out of your mouth. Actually, when I've had cuts in my mouth, if I use peroxide, they're gone the next day. I've been doing this for years, and nothing is wrong with my gums.

[Necronopticous]

My teeth always look horrible because I spent the first ten years of my life not knowing what a toothbrush was. What with not having a family or a home and all that.
Yeah, this pretty much sums it up. I have been very persistent with my brushing ever since I was a teenager, but since I had such a bad start my grill is completely f'd. To make matters worse, I have a debilitating phobia of the dentist which roots from a freak dentist I had as a child who did things like remove small pieces of bone in my jaw for funsies.

[Sylvie]

My teeth always look horrible because I spent the first ten years of my life not knowing what a toothbrush was. What with not having a family or a home and all that.
Yeah, this pretty much sums it up. I have been very persistent with my brushing ever since I was a teenager, but since I had such a bad start my grill is completely f'd. To make matters worse, I have a debilitating phobia of the dentist which roots from a freak dentist I had as a child who did things like remove small pieces of bone in my jaw for funsies.

I'd like to meet your dentist.

Also, fun fact-- I am pretty sure that I am a total masochist painslut for dental/oral pain.

[Jiro]

Mouth pain blows dude.

[krissy]

Mouth pain blows dude.

caveman fetish film plotline?

[Jinx]

I like things in my mouth.

[Raebus]

Brush until they bleed, that's my motto.

[rubah]

being stuck in traffic is a great time to floss

[Sylvie]

Mouth pain blows dude.

Every time I've experienced oral pain it hurt so good. You can find me literally biting chunks out of my inner cheek until it bleeds so I can sit there and tongue the wound all day.

[escobert]

I was a stupid stoner skeez in high school and didn't take care of my teeth. Now that I do and have had to spend several thousand dollars to fix them I make sure to brush and rinse twice a day and floss all friggen day long!

[Rebellious Eagle]

I read a book while brushing my teeth because I always have to be multitasking. Then I end up brushing my teeth for about five minutes.

So hardcore, I know.

[fire_of_avalon]

I actually play a song on something while I brush my teeth to make sure I brush for a sufficient amount of time. Otherwise I get bored.

[Sephex]

Brush Your Teeth (Brush Them) song - YouTube (http://youtu.be/qn0PTj9qptg)

[krissy]

guys
guys
guess
guess what

guys listen
guys

guess what i just did ok
guys
guess
what i just did

[Tigmafuzz]

guys
guys
guess
guess what

guys listen
guys

guess what i just did ok
guys
guess
what i just did
Beat up a guy named Lois? Eat a tarantula? Dream about sex with a midget?

[Jiro]

I think he brushed his hair.

[Jinx]

guys
guys
guess
guess what

guys listen
guys

guess what i just did ok
guys
guess
what i just did

Shut up, Navi. I will not Z-Target that bomb-flower.

[Sylvie]

I've received a Novocaine shot before. It was tight. I watched my hands spasm as the doc stuck his needle deep through the length of my cheek. He missed a bit and hit a nerve or two. <3 Electric juices discharged slowly, trickling down through the fibres of my cheek and spilling neural accesses

but yeah, i brush my teeth sometimes. im a big deal

I really like you.

[Sylvie]

I know you.

[Quindiana Jones]

Soft bristles, brush base. Twice a day.